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My Pappy, when I was a pup, What's that? "Don't fuck up", said your pop? When Sue from her clothing is freed, A gorgeous young girl from Spokane You lick me a bit 'round the choad, There was a young girl from Dundee He went out with the fat Mrs Pate. Madge on a stallion, striding, You prefer on the bottom, you say? Deb climbs onto Tom when they boff. A lusty young woman named Ida There was an effete lazy fop Priscilla, her breasts bouncing gaily, A young missionary named Kyle One time, though it may seem uncouth, Last evening I gave her a smile; If your hairy palms don't make you blind (Canadian teens prefer dog style to missionary)
Said a cute mademoiselle in Paris, A dog-fashion fucker named Nellie, Said the convert to Pope Constantine, There was a Young lassie named Wainwright To spice up his sex life, young John Said the groom to the blushing young bride, She taught me to sit up and beg, There once was a fellow named Greg Tyrone spied a mighty fine bitch; These newlyweds stripped in the dark. Last night, in the height of great passion, The girl was from Greece. Turkish, he. A young girl from North Carolina, There once was a fellow named Og A true convert of canine grand-prix, I love you my lucious delectable "We're deriving no pleasure at all, Just wiggle your little behind, "My Arthur's gone kinky," said Peg. In the dark while going doggie style, Oh Honey, I got your love letter, Oh Honey, you just made me smile; Oh Honey, it's dog style you need? I too have been feeling quite groggy; There's a lithesome young lady from Luxor I once had a girl in the clover Do not throw out these rules in the bin; A man, who we really can't name, A hillbilly from Carolina Rednecks are simple, you see; High up in an elm in the park, A jocular joker named Clayte I once had to pleasure a lass When Sally has time for her pleasure, If it's S and or M that you're after, I'm counting on your innovation I've many more twists -- an idea: Then we'll swing with the greateest of ease Now hanging in doorways ain't bad; But we're open now; please clear the door, I was just having some fun; If you want to have sex that's profound, There was a young lady named Beard, The best way's position fourteen; ...Us until you're a quivering heap ...Yourself still as I aim for your rear. There once was a physicist, Bill, There was once a fellow from Turkey, There was a young fellow named Yost
Every night gave advice 'fore we'd sup:
"When you're riding a while,
Don't omit doggie style,
And for God's sake, son, please don't fuck up!"
--- Anon
I hope that does not make you stop
Your playing around,
With your back to the ground;
It's good with the lady on top.
--- Anon
She loves using me as a steed.
She jiggles and wriggles,
And bounces and giggles
Like a kangaroo dosed up on speed.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Was broiling her ass for a tan --
On the sand, in the sun,
All the while having fun,
On top of some satisfied man.
--- Armand E Singer 144a
And whip up a frightful large load.
When "Waitress!" I scream,
Sit tight on my stream,
Then serve me your pie "a la mode."
--- Anon
Who fancied she gave too much free.
Her young man felt a pang
When he heard her harangue,
He lay back and said, "This one's on me."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024 P8707
Went to bed 'cause they both couldn't wait.
Their breathing, it quickened.
Then he was so sickened,
As he died underneath the wet date.
--- Tom Patton P0209
Off of the saddle came sliding.
But that's 'cause the whore
Had always before
Been on the floor when she's riding.
--- Jarmo
Just here, or for rolls in the hay?
Up or down, side by side,
I am glad to oblige;
"When in Rome" as my lady doth say.
--- Joe Long
She grips him so tight he can't doff
Her. Once while she clung
She said Tom was dung --
So he told her just where to get off.
--- Anon
Told her lover as he slid it inside her,
"Wouldn't you rather be
Underneath as 'ridee'
Than on top in the role of the rider?"
--- Grand Prix Lim 714 P0112
Who preferred all his women on top.
He said, "I'm no jerk,
Let them do the work.
But if I get pregnant, I'll stop.
--- Isaac Asimov
Said. "I should do this more than daily!
Jogging, tennis, and a swim
Will keep me in trim,
But bonking on top is my main glee!
--- Hurricane NZ
Sat his dog down to talk for awhile.
He began, "My wife's wishin'
To change our position,
And said she admired your style."
--- Anon
I butt-fucked a girl from Duluth.
When I cried, "Holy Gee!
I'm coming!" then she
Turned around and I came on a tooth.
--- HMWV
She noticed it stuck out a mile.
Pretty soon, in the dark,
We both started to bark;
Don't y'all love that ole Doggy style?
--- Frank
And adventures you seek -- the real kind,
As opposed to the net --
What thrill can you get
When the female mounts up from behind?
--- John Miller
"It cost you fifty bucks to lay me.
I do it French way
For ze double of pay,
But ze fashion of dogs I do free!"
--- Larry Wilde
Said she never screwed belly to belly.
"On my back there's no feeling,
All I see is the ceiling.
And I miss all the good shows on Telly."
--- Albin Chaplin
As he knelt at the Vatican shrine,
"Please advise your position
On connubial coition."
Said the Pope, "I find dog-fashion fine."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-2954a
Who enjoyed the position a dog might.
Over her shoulder she found,
When she looked around,
A whole new meaning for hindsight.
--- Anon a
Said, "Darling, new plans I have drawn.
We will try it dog-fashion."
But she said with face ashen,
"You will never get me on the lawn."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0715
"There is something I have to confide:
At the height of my passion
I prefer it dog-fashion,
So bend over and pooch out your back-side!"
--- G1042a
While I'd rather bury my peg.
But every day
I do get to play,
By wrapping my paws round her leg.
--- Anon
With designs on a young lass named Meg.
"Let's do it doggy style,"
He said with a smile,
So she made him sit up and beg.
--- Jim Weaver Collection A
He asked her if she'd scratch his itch.
The whore dropped her drawers,
And got down on all fours,
And they fucked like two dogs in a ditch.
--- Mustafa X
He said, "Let's screw like dogs in the park."
"I've heard of this before;
I'll get down on all fours,
But tell me when I'm supposed to bark!"
--- Laurence Craft
I said: "How about doggie fashion?"
She said: "You are sick,
Try and lick your own dick,
All you'll get is, you'll end up in traction."
--- Anon
And each looked at each amorously.
When off they to bed,
He, "doggie style" said
In Turkish and she, "That's Greek to me."
--- Irving Superior P9911
Let her dogs come inside her vagina.
You can say what you want,
'Bout their fondness for cunt,
But doggie-style, nothing feels finer.
--- Actaeon
Who just fell in love with his dog.
With a pet-loving smile,
They'd screw doggie-style,
Which is better than screwing a Wog.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
The old bitch was finally man-free.
The stoop doggy-style,
Did suit her awhile,
Till she saw my prick hang past my knee.
--- Christopher Kraft
Lover; you make mine erectable
So please now bend over,
I'll do you like rover,
Once I find the hole that's injectable.
--- Jon Gearhart
This is file wal
While screwing dog fashion", cried Paul.
But they make no transition
To the Missionary Position,
'Cause they're watching Monday Night Football.
--- The Sailor P0311
And before you can blink, you will find
Yourself down on your knees
And your hands, if you please,
For a furious doggy-style grind.
--- Anon
"'I want doggy fashion', he'd beg.
At last I agreed;
He coked his leg, peed,
And then started humping my leg."
--- Tiddy Ogg
Good moves bring an ear to ear smile.
But proceed with due care,
'Cause I've been made aware
Misplaced inches can feel like a mile.
--- Anon
And Damn, I just couldn't be wetter!
But don't be in alt;
It isn't your fault.
I've been peed on by my Irish Setter.
--- Marlene Lewis
But that only lasted a while.
For now you will find,
This wasn't in mind
When writing about "doggy style."
--- SFA
Then just like my setter, proceed
To sit up and beg
And then hump my leg,
But never quite do the real deed.
--- Marlene Lewis
My brain has been scattered and foggy.
I think what I'm needin'
Is just a hard breedin',
And you've offered one with style of doggie.
--- Anon
In a bagnio who men pay big bucks for.
She'e so nimbly adept
In all postures except
Doggie Style makes her knees and her knucks sore.
--- Bob Giandomenico P9206a
Who flatly refused to turn over.
So I went for her ass,
On which, said the lass,
"You'd better not hang up like Rover!"
--- John Miller
The consequences are (when you just grin)
Like with this young Yuppie --
His girl got a puppy,
From the position she was in!
--- Jojo
Who brought "Dog Fashion" to fame,
Realized (with a smile)
That by using that style,
He could screw while still watching the game!
--- Anon A
Married a cute girl from China.
She likes to screw
The way dogs do,
So he spends lots of time behind her!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Preferring Budweiser to tea.
Doggy style's the way
They do it Sunday;
So they can both watch the TV.
--- Anon
He climbed with his sweetie to spark.
At last, in a passion,
They did it dog fashion;
You should have seen that tree bark!
--- Larry Wilde
Said, "Broads shy away from my weight,
So to soothe the old passion
We do it dog fashion,
While watching TV, Man, it's great!"
--- Grand Prix Lim 578
Who knelt as I peppered her ass.
But just as I came,
My pecker went lame,
And fell in the writhing morass.
--- SFA
She ties herself up with a tether,
Which holds her in limbo,
With legs spread akimbo,
So men can dip in at their leisure.
--- Tim Chimera
May I suggest that you hang from a rafter,
A kit to suspend
Her little rear end,
And provide hours and hours of laughter.
--- I R Canuck
To stop any sexual stagnation.
Is there just one more twist
That we might have missed?
In our quest for Best Fornication.
--- Peter Wilkins
Let me swing from your gilt chandelier.
If you lie on your back,
I'll take aim at your crack
And impale you, dear, on my spear.
--- Karen
Through a hundred and eighty degrees.
As I suck on your nips,
Keep a grip with your lips
'Round my pecker and give it a squeeze.
--- Peter Wilkins
'Twas where some of the best fun was had!
At night the shops shut,
And there's many a slut,
Giving head to a horny young lad!
--- Jayne
Or the shoppers can't come in the store.
After closing you may
Use the stoop any way,
When the horny young lad's back for more.
--- Karen
I don't think that you were the one,
And we sold our store.
I don't care any more,
But it does make a shop hard to run.
--- Karen
Then try the position I found.
Grab the fan on the ceiling
With your legs -- what a feeling,
As it spins you around and around.
--- Travis Brasell
Went back to the town she was reared.
And fronted and floored
And up-against-the-doored...
And once in a while -- chandeliered!
--- H Myers T9801a
You're aware of the one that I mean?
It involves chandeliers
Harness, pulleys and gears,
And increases the tension between...
--- Peter Wilkins
And you lose all control as I leap
On your bones with a shout.
Stop squirming about
And get into position. Now keep...
--- Peter Wilkins
GERONIMO! Here comes my spear!
Like a heat-seeking missle...
Damn! Hear that whistle
As WHOOSH, I misfire in your ear.
--- Peter Wilkins
Who thought of a new way to drill;
He'd harness his balls
And hang from the walls,
A weightless and dangerous thrill!
--- Mark Levy P9707
Whose taste in sex was quite QUIRKY.
His wife held her tongue
As upside-down she hung,
But it made her quite nervous and jerky.
--- Norm Brust
Who said that his girl was the most.
Although she was half-blind,
In a wheel-chair confined,
She was had as she hung on a post.
--- Albin Chaplin
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