A filibuster is now a mistake; Alito sat calmly all through He'd put anything on his resume, Alito sat calmly all through There once was a judge named Alito, The Court, our Nine Justices on High, Robert Bork, nominated before, After gorging on barrels of pork, The high court discussions seem sterile. (Bork was a supreme court nominee torpedoed by Democrats)
When Reagan named Bork to the Court, Judge Bork said, "It's worse than I feared. Judge Bork said they didn't need tail. Said Ron to the madam, Miss Kraut, Said the Senate, "A judge should be neuter, The Supreme Court's ingenious solution A conservative black, Bush did crave; "Knock knock," Clarance said on a spree. Said the judge to Anita petite, After robing, each justice submits His honor, the Judge Clarance Thomas When Miss Hill's story 'leaked' to the press, Our most outstanding senators cried, Constitutional Scholars all say The Supreme Court with lofty persuasion, The court has moved far to the right; The black robes they wear on the bench The U.S. Supreme Court now attacks The Star Chamber of Bush made it plain, An elderly jurist with notions Those swabbies at old Moffett Field When congress adjourned for recess, No longer will Harriet Miers An Irish Republican, Sawyer,
This is file vxl
Supreme Court opinions are logical, America anxiously waited; Some federal judges are clearly devoted Bush named the unqualified Miers Sandy and Bill were an item. The odds against this were extreme -- And how was it she was selected? The Supreme Court all offer their honor; Judge Thomas now feelin quite smug; To me it remains a mystery His enemies all like to boast Discounting political grudges, If Roe v. Wade comes again A woman's basic right to abort Roe v. Wade may soon become tossed In fairness to her lovely honor, A honest hillbilly named Fustus And now we are pleased to report All the ballots by citizens U.S. Mr Clements, a man who bears grudges, I find sick politicians repulsive; David Souter was Bush's "stealth" nominee; The Supreme Court with routine consistence, The Klan we all treat as a joke - The Supreme Court just can't be supreme, (improved by Arthur Deex)
We weed out, with reasoned restraint, (Wong Sun v. United States, 371 U.S. 471 (1963))
Felix Frankfurter was our sole swine. Three Kennedys -- John, Bob, and Ted. Sighs Kennedy (Joe) patriarch, Among Senators, it is a fact, When Cabots and Lodges began, "We have wowed them with crying", they gloated; Smart Teddy, like Willy the slick, The compound the Kennedy's own, (after the novel 'The Godfather' by Mario Puzo)
Alito should move if he's fake.
The Dems will lose votes
If Repubs call them pokes,
Who wouldn't give Bush his last TAKE.
--- Anon
All the caning they thought they could do.
He felt no pain;
He was not ashamed.
He admitted that he's just a poo. (shit)
--- John Miller
To make the great Ronnie Regan say:
"You are one of our boys;
Just play with your toys;
You will be on the Supreme Court some day."
--- John Miller
All the caning that they could do.
He felt no pain;
He wasn't ashamed;
He admitted he was just a tool.
--- Anon
Who's often been called Judge Scalito.
He's fond of state powers;
At labor he glowers;
The Dems must Alito's name veto.
--- Madeleine B Kane
Is where judicial principles lie.
Attorneys beat 'round the bush,
Favorite theories they push:
The best justice that money can buy!
--- Joe Hankin P9110
Had published opinions galore
On things, large and small,
Anti-Humanist, all,
So the senators said, "Nevermore."
--- Rick Kaplowitz P9110
The Senate, champagne did uncork.
Then they took a vacation
And returned to their station
To study the perils of Bork.
--- Al Chaplin P8711
The Republicans cry, "The pork barrel,"
While their Democrat foes
Who foresee direst woes
Are determined to scotch the Bork peril.
--- A N Wilkins P8708
The Left wanted none of the sort.
So they brought in allies,
Spreading rumors and lies,
And pushed till they had an abort.
--- Gifford Wherry
Though I knew that my views hadn't cheered
Our liberal friends,
That's not where it ends.
They've started insulting my beard."
--- A N Wilkins P8709
For abortions he'd put them in jail.
And that's why, they say,
Judge Bork didn't stay
In the sanctified precincts of Yale.
--- A N Wilkins P8710
"If you have a whore free, give a shout."
The old madame serene
Checked her monitor screen,
"You're in luck, there's a Bork pulling out."
--- Al Chaplin 3024 P8711
As harmless as Junior's pea-shooter,
But nominee Bork
Has just too much torque!"--
So who did we get? Justice Souter.
--- Norm Storer P9110
To the clearness of the Constitution,
When they feel disinclined
To guard rights there enshrined,
Is construction by circumlocution.
--- John Sandler P9110
Seeking one in ten million is brave.
Now his nominee, Thomas,
May be imbued with promise,
But he'll speed Marshall to his grave.
--- Rich Kaplowitz P9110a
"Who's there?" gasped Anita with glee.
"Long Dong Silver, you slut,
And I'm read to rut,
So just trot out your yardstick and see."
--- Don Moore P9112
"It's nice to meet someone so sweet.
My name is Judge Thomas.
A good time I can promise--
Long Dong Silver's the name of my meat."
--- Phil Cannibal P9111
To shake hands with his colleagues, then sits.
Says Clarance, "Nice day,
Good to see you, What say?
How are you? Hi, Howdy, Nice tits."
--- Martin Wellborn P9202a
To Bush showed, poor and black, real promise.
So George, no deep thinker,
Nominated the stinker
And caused, on TV, real live dramas.
--- Jim Waite P9111
The Judge said that he'd caused no distress.
Her test (she'd not lied)
Indicated he'd tried
To arouse her and make her say yes.
--- Jim Waite P9111
"He'd told the whole truth; she just lied."
The hearing came up short,
And now he's on the court,
On the ultra-conservative side.
--- Jim Waite P9111
That the drafters gave Justices play
To interpret our charter,
But those clowns think they're smarter
And "construe" it completely away.
--- John Sandler P9110
Engages in worldy evasion.
Its decision is bent
To fit Bush's intent,
And it's loaded to suit the occasion.
--- Al Chaplin P9110
Civil rights seem to be quite a blight.
Liberal folks are all pissed
At the court of Renquist
(Which includes John Kennedy's White).
--- Rick Kaplowitz P9110
Would show a full bone, in a pinch.
This kind of display
Is passe today,
Since one of the nine is a wench.
--- Larry Davis P9110
Your most basic of rights with an ax.
It has ruled that the town
Can just knock your house down,
If developers promise more tax!
--- June 2005
To your real estate you've now no claim.
Through some token dissent,
It's clear what's eminent,
Is that greed's the pervasive domain.
--- Loren Fitzhugh P0508
Ingested some monkey-gland potions.
But he froze in the sack,
So his female clerk cracked,
"Mr. Justice, I'd entertain motions."
--- Playboy Mag J F O'Conner
To my edict they will have to yield.
They cannot fudge,
I'm a Federal Judge;
When I'm done, they all will have kneeled.
--- Harry Rubin P9301
Bill Clinton, with speed and finesse
Made his judge nominee
A fait accompli;
Jesse Helms will perforce acquiesce.
--- Election 2000
Join Bush's chief justice deniers.
But judge, can she play
With robes hired for the day,
From some Halloween costume suppliers!
--- Oct 2005
Was arrested for maiming a lawyer.
He was sentenced to tea
With Ms. Molly Magee,
For the jury thought he would enjoy her.
--- Cyber Geezer
And cast in a style pedagogical.
But after today
It seems safe to say,
That their reasoning is ideological.
--- Election 2000
Nine judges hotly debated.
Then made their decision
With such imprecision,
That nobody knew what they'd stated.
--- Prof M-G
To striking down laws which we voted.
They wield too much power.
Our system's gone sour.
Some judges need to be dumped or demoted.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
To the Court when O'Connor retires.
Her only credential?
She's Dub reverential.
And that should raise Democrat's ires.
--- Madeleine B Kane
Hosts with the most would invite 'em;
But it wasn't to be.
Which one was the dumpee?
Did Bill cnallenge O'Conner and fight 'em?
--- Dr Limerick 01-26-02
The very first woman, it seems,
Had had an affair
With the apparent heir
To the job of Chief Justice Supreme.
--- Dr Limerick 01-26-02
Her appointment was hardly expected.
Did Bill think of then,
And now make amends
And see that her name was injected?
--- Dr Limerick 01-26-02
Especially Sandra O'Conner.
On her wedding night,
Her spouse, with delight,
Spent the whole evening off her and on her.
--- Theo Heller P9
Greets each jurist with handshake and hug:
"Good to see you," "Hello,"
"Hi there," "Peace," "Cheerio,"
"Nice tits," "Howdy Do," and then "UGH!"
--- Arthur Deex P9308
Why at this time in history
That a radical fringe
Could go on a binge,
And play politics with the judiciary.
--- Anon
We had to "turn him to toast."
With this goal forthright,
They've lost the foresight
And will do it, no matter the cost.
--- Anon
It must be by chance that the fudges
Of equal protection
That stopped the election,
Were penned by Republican judges.
--- Prof M-G
Before the high court's cautious ken,
Can there be any doubt
How things will come out--
With one maid and eight old-maidish men?
--- Norm Storer P9110
Confounds the new Supreme court.
Eight dirty old men
And one Jenny Wren
Will decide on Live versus Morte.
--- Harry Rubin P9110
In a pile of precedents lost.
A woman's reproductive tract
May find itself stacked
Among things that are government bossed.
--- Rick Kaplowitz P9110
Judge Sandra Day O'Conner:
She had to choose
Al Gore to lose,
Or Bush would have been the goner.
--- Prof M-G
Thought we all lied, wouldn't trust us;
Banged Sandra O'Connor
And while he was on her,
Said "My dick is really injustice."
--- Anon
A new face on the old Supreme Court.
He' young, he's Italian,
A conservative stallion!
In short: he won't snort or abort.
--- Neal Wilgus P8607
Would have counted to Judge Terry Lewis --
Tens of millions of voters
Now know that the SCOTUS (Supreme Court of the U.S,)
Accomplished its purpose to screw us.
--- Dr Limerick 11-20-01
Has determined our system has kludges.
He suggests we respond,
When it's clear we've been conned,
By seizing the homes of the judges!
--- Hugh Clary
They're nothing but manic conpulsive.
I wish for the day
When they're all sent away
By a Court that is much more expulsive.
--- Annie May
His prior opinions numbered zero minus three.
How could Senators measure
Such a deep buried treasure?
It worked--few were able to judge him, you see.
--- Rick Kaplowitz P9110
All progress will meet with resistance.
On abortion, we note,
They will case a "no" vote--
It's a threat to their very existence.
--- Al Chaplin P9110
In white robes terrorizing the smoke.
While our Court Supreme,
The American Dream,
In black robes scares Hell out'a white folk.
--- Arthur Deex P8208
With Superior courts on the scene.
Supreme or Superior--
One must be inferior...
Jurisprudence/imprudence--there's a team.
--- Kenneth Leonhardt P9110
What's admissable here from what ain't.
Here, one technicality
Yields illegality
Where fruits aren't purged of the taint.
--- Donald S Altschul P9401
Warren Burger was last of the kine.
Their departure of course,
Means we'll have to endorse
Judge McNugget as one of the nine.
--- Don Moore P9110
And all, for the White House were bred.
John made it--got shot.
Bobby(shot too)--but did not.
And Ted? Chappaquidick-ly dead.
--- Irving Superior P9303
"On John to the White House...a lark.
But as for poor Bob,
A bullet (sob sob)
And Ted...at the moon I shall bark."
--- Irving Superior P9108
That of dalliance (sex) there's no lack;
What with Oregon's Packwood
And Teddy (he's good),
You should have seen Ted's brother, Jack!
--- Jim Menger
Replaced by the Kennedy Klan.
Ku Klux if we say
We're noticing they
Burn bridges as fast as they can.
--- Irving Superior P9108
To the podium comes Teddy bloated.
Joining their whining jive,
"Mary Jo'd be alive
If we made them build cars that had floated."
--- Jim Weaver Collection a
Caught FLAGRANTE DELICTO with chick,
A great idea borrows,
By drownding his sorrows
In booze and Chappaquidic.
--- Chris Papa
With Joseph and Rose on the throne,
A walled-in estate
With guards at the gate;
They call it Chateau Corleone.
--- Irving Superior P9108