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With a drink, Willy watched Bush's doom. Susan M. has Bill over a barrel. Where Willy goes, dead bodies follow, Dirty Old President Bill, The press carries Bill Clinton's water; Now stories in DC are rife, At dodging the truth Bill is shrewed. If they prove Bill Clinton did breed Bill was up to his old tricks; Twenty one years ago his best man I think there is something alarming We've a major-league President, Bill, Willy Clinton with latest poll rating, A presidential young stud named Billy "Now the voters just don't give a damn (SHAZAM - changed Billy Batson into Capt Marvel - McW)
New wisdom Slick Willy's imparted; To prove she is no tattletale, As the White House story goes stale, Once Bill's sign-off of over and out Of duct tape, you speak with respect. "Just follow the yellow brick road!" We know Bill chases skirts like a fool. Said the Prez, "I've been caught, I confess. He'll be needing their votes for a win; One day Clinton was horny and spunky; Clinton's lines are a casual addition His critics, Bill Clinton's berating, A girl from 9-0-2-1-0, (90210 - zip code Bev Hills, 1600 Penn Ave - White House)
It is said that Bill's equally fond If it's true what the "talking heads" say, For his party the guests Bill selected, All our women he staunchly empowers; Though Gennifer's love was illicit, The leader of all superpowers, Hillary Billary Socks, She seemed to be just a dumb filly, Many times, a man in high power John Hickey received some nice flowers Hillary Rodham spent hours, The new gardener wore overall pants, Bill Clinton and Gennifer Flowers Clinton says, "It is just like back when (Gen - Genifer Flowers, bimbo)
As you elected Washington's New Kid, Rodham's prints on the folder, so what? Now Clinton has a President's powers, Bill Clinton, he thinks he's Bon Jovi, 'Tis said that poor Bill Clinton cowers Bill Clinton now passes the hours (Genifer Flowers - bimbo suing Bill for sexual harassment)
What lesson can stop Bill's trasitions? An intern who went to the Hill Hormones got the best of Slick Bill; An intern, very chubby and cute, Lincoln's bedroom's now yours for a fare; An intern while giving some head, A philandering President named Bill, Oh Father! I have a confession! There once was an intern who said, Poor old Bill is feeling randy, For Clinton, vacation's a dame. Would Clinton submit to castration? Clever Billy with passion quite vast, Said an intern to President Clinton, Said Bill to a certain Ms. Willey, Said Clinton to Kathleen Willey, In August or was it November? And then there is poor Kathleen Willey, Ms Willey said, "Bill seeks to ruin me --
He rubbed her and smelled her perfume.
The night of election
He got an erection,
But Rodham was not in the room.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
All the knowledge she has isn't sterile.
And if she's a smart cookie,
She will say, "OK, Snookie,
Pardon me or your future's in peril!"
--- Jim Weaver Collection
And in lies they continue to wallow.
Their own hole they dig;
Now the scandal's so big,
Linda Lovelace could not even swallow.
--- Jim Weaver Collection a
The reason he ain't screwin Hill'?
Well he knows that he oughta
But have you seen his daughter?
One's bad enough, but two? Fuckin' hell!!
--- Anon
About Rodham, it looks like we've caught 'er.
Now a poll of the press
Causes Willy distress;
None would trust Bill alone with their daughter.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
With rumors of Bill's private life.
Trouble is brewing;
He won't stop his screwing;
And none of it's with his dear wife.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
No tall tale will he ever exclude.
About Emperor's Clothes,
We know Willy has those;
In a trooper car, he's always nude.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
A 13 year old with his seed,
Will he admit
(This time, no shit)
That he's now another mouth to feed.
--- Tom Patton
The Pope found a soul he can't fix.
"When they're done confessing,
And after your blessing,
Let's go hustle a couple of chicks."
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Warned him, "Willy, run fast as you can!"
His advice was ignored,
But he's never been bored,
Hatching many a pants-dropping plan.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
That so many perceive Bill as charming.
Just what does it take
To recognize a snake?
Are his theatrical ploys that disarming?
--- Jim Weaver Collection
With a pitch for which players would kill.
He can get to first base
At a blistering pace,
And can score standing perfectly still.
--- Cyber Geezer
Found ego and weenie inflating.
He thought "Paula be damned!
The election's in hand!
And I'm off for some second-term dating!"
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Required an occasional "filly".
Guarding him was scary-a-lot
When he sneaked to the Marriott
To secretly service his willy.
--- Don Hart
What an absolute bounder I am.
They don't care," Willie said,
"Who I take to my bed,
So I'm back in the saddle! SHAZAM!"
--- William N Nesbit P9609
Family values, the course he has charted.
He's sincere as can be,
You can take it from me.
Several families we know that he's started.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Miss Susie McDee went to jail.
But she is no dunce.
In a couple of months,
She'll be out with a story for sale.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Sue McDougal still shields Clinton's tail.
Though the phone does not ring,
She refuses to sing,
As she faces more birthdays in jail.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Comes to pass, a jubilant shout
Will erupt from the quarters
Supplying escorters,
Who'll make sure he'll get going without.
--- Esther Koch
It will repair any defect.
Tape Clinton's fly shut,
So he cannot rut;
See if it has an effect.
--- Marlene
Congress will scrap the Tax Code.
Godzilla's a wussie,
Bill gave up pussy,
And Al Gore's not really a toad.
--- Marsha Magee TP9806a
The first lady stays far from his tool.
Let's stop the deceit;
Did they really meet
Sharing a woman in school.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
There's no doubt that I made a big mess.
Though place to doff is
Not the oval office,
It was clear I was under duress!"
--- Observer
At the Ford Plant, he spoke with a grin.
"Put some astroturf here,
I'll grab that lady's rear;
We'll be taking your truck for a spin.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Told an aide that he wanted her monkey.
His organ went limp
When she brought in her chimp.
He decided he wasn't that funky.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
For eager young gals with ambition.
They understand when he nods,
"I want girls with nice bods,
Who will drop to their knees in submission."
--- Jim Weaver Collection
But some in the press, keep on baiting.
Charges cut like a knife
That he'll pardon his wife.
"It depends at the time, who I'm dating."
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Came to D.C to find men to blow.
She padded her knees
To be at full ease.
At 1-6-0-0, who can know?
--- Scandalous Limerix
Of young women, both brunette and blonde.
How many said "Yes"
Is anyone's guess.
It's not hard to catch perch in a pond.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
It was women who carried the day.
They love billing and cooing
And succumbed to Bill's wooing.
He conned their votes and was gone the same day.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Then Flowers showed up unexpected.
As she walked in the door,
You could hear Rodham roar,
"You're a dead man if it is erected!"
--- Jim Weaver Collection
For females his sympathy towers.
As the kindest of men,
Bill's most sensitive when
It is Spring, and he waters the Flowers.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Her story was bold and explicit.
She can still remember
Bill's undersized member,
And how she won't really miss it.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
This is file vvm
Likes B.J.'s and long golden showers.
Then later he disses
The interns he kisses,
And lounge singers that he deflowers.
--- Irish
The first lady wears the jocks.
Gennifer said,
That he's good in bed,
But the voters don't care about cocks!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
To the eyes of old silly Willy.
To her, it seemed odd
That he'd grab her bod;
Kiss her, and grope Willy-nilly!
--- Everett Parke
Had affairs with a woman named Flowers.
But this he denied,
And he lied and he lied,
Then again, he lies every hour.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
From Clinton, the man of great powers.
This would be eclectic;
He's shown he's dyslexic.
He meant to give hickeys to Flowers.
--- Jim Weaver Collection a
Developing Bill Clinton's powers.
But she really got miffed
When she bought him a gift,
And he said that he's rather have "Flowers!"
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Giving tips on removing the ants.
Then he wanted to know
What Bill most liked to grow?
Clinton winked, bragging Flowers he plants.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Found excitement in Quapaw Towers.
For skills with the mouth
In zones of the south,
Each respected the other ones powers.
--- Anon
They found out I'd been seeing Gen.
Send your dollars and cents
To pay my defense,
And I'll try not to screw up again.
--- Ann Gasser P9408
I promise to expurgate Cupid.
But if I can't tend my "Flowers,"
What'll I do with my hours?
(Crowd response) "THE ECONOMY, STUPID!"
--- John Roberts P9301
Please just stop it, Conspiracy Nut.
An exam just took place;
We see Willy's red face,
'Cause his prints were on Gennifer's butt.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
And keeps all the President's hours.
But his lawyers all know,
It's really all show.
He's running for Gennifer Lowers.
--- Anon
Though his pecker is clearly no trophy.
Since Flowers implied
He not only lied,
But he's also hung like an anchovy.
--- Anon
At talk of his sexual powers.
One should never pillory
Long suffering Hillary;
She surely did not sniff the Flowers.
--- Theo Heller P9301
Dreaming of expanding his powers,
While the Public does say
They can't wait for the day
Till he spends all his time tending Flowers.
--- Tom Patton P9505
He's one of our better magicians.
A lady named Flowers
Tied Bill down for hours,
To keep him from changing positions.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Was told by none other than Bill,
"It tickles my fancy
To pull down my pants, see?
Your job now depends on your skill."
--- Scott Baldwin
He forgot place, in search of a thrill.
And an intern will use
For games that he'd choose,
That lead to a DNA spill.
--- Chris Papa
Blows seductively on the skin flute.
We find, somewhat later,
Our Pres is a satyr,
In a White House of much ill repute.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
With the truth, he's been known to split hairs.
But you'll have to admit
That he sure did his bit
Taking care of intern-al affairs.
--- Rob
Sucked so hard that she almost turned red.
Bill then said "Hee-Haw!
And please watch your jaw!"
But she wouldn't desist 'til he bled.
--- Anon
Was married to a lawyer named Hill.
He played on the side,
And repeatedly lied,
'Cause his female intern said "I will"
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Hope it doesn't cause you depression.
I applied as intern
For the Prez, and I've learned
My lips have made quite an impression.
--- Stephen Ross
"I've been in the President's bed.
And three times a day
Bill Clinton would say:
'Come here, baby, give me some head.'"
--- Speckle Bird TP9901
And his Hill just isn't handy.
He needs to get laid,
So he grabs an aide.
Soon he's feeling fine and dandy.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
But this year it wasn't the same.
This winter instead,
Went to Hilton Head,
Thinking Hilton's the new intern's name.
--- Tom Patton
Nope - cause he loves the sensation,
Of slapping his nuts
On the chins and the butts,
Of all the interns in the nation!
--- Anon
Used to talk about making it last.
When he chanced to discern
A young nubile intern,
Now he does it quite often -- and fast.
--- Arthur Deex P9807a
(Who was only subtlely hintin'),
"You used no protection,
No, it's not an infection...
But some baby boots I'll be knittin'!"
--- Anon
"In the winter, my office is chilly.
But we could get hot
If you touch the right spot...
Just be quiet or Hilly will kill me.
--- Marsha Magee
"You sure are a fine looking filly!
Put your hand on my dick
And massage it real quick,
And you'll see why they call me Slick Willie!"
--- Jim Schaefer
Ms. Willey, he couldn't remember!
But in March, he's quite sure
That his actions were pure.
"I did not have her fondle my member!"
--- Everett Parke
A good-looking, destitute filly.
Her boss took his chances
And made crude advances.
Her tale, under oath, is a dilly!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Next thing you know, he'll be suin' me!
I was looking for work,
When I wrote him, the Jerk!
Was I better off with him wooin' me?"
--- Everett Parke
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