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A president, fondly called Billy, The spin that's been spun about Willey Lying trippingly on the tongue, Slick Willie -- all girls he would oogle Kathryn Willey is the latest name Despite slanders, Bill's seeking for heaven; A beltway insider named Willey, In the case of Kathleen Willey, In hindsight, it looks pretty silly (Kathleen Willey talk show radio lasted two weeks)
"Willey Whacks Willy's Willie," Presidential accuser Ms Kathleen Willey We knew she's learn sooner or later, (Linda Tripp)
She egged him on with her charms, To Starr, with his jihad embargoed, Says Ken, "Ms Tripp, I admire your stealth," It seems there's this lady named Tripp, There was a young woman called Tripp His wife and his daughter are sad A sneaky informant named Tripp Tripp will be prosecuted, no doubt, When interviewed, young Miss Lewinsky A conservative lady named Tripp, It's the saga of Kenny the Starr, Miss Lewinsky complained, her brow wrinkling, There once was a Prez named Bill; Old Willy's getting yen from Chinese, It seems there's a man in Brazil, Monica, with her tongue prehensile I see you have sought to define As Bill came with a huff and a puff, That was no away to take care of stuff! There once was a hermit named Bill Our gallant young president Willy, The business of the President is "Capistrano has nothing we lack." Just who is the king of the hill? The president went to Nantucket, All of this fuss now is silly; I'm under a terrible hex, The duties of interns, it's said, For his haircut Bill hired a stripper; I once met this girl from down under We continue to be crude and crass, Bill Clinton sits there on his throne, He said, "Wear a highly starched dress, Clinton says "I love Hollywood! When asked if they'd wet Willie's pen, It was all a big mixup, you know; They say Bill is overly fond The forefathers of this great nation For the job he said, "I'll test you ma'am." Said a President thought to give pecks There once was a grey wolf named Clinton, There once was a President named Billy, Slick Willie Winkie runs through the town I'm not sure why they'd need your protection It is not in my nature to lie, Says Clinton, "You may be misled Slick Billy said, "I will prevail. I must say if I were the Prez, So this is the qualification Politicians, it seems, always knock Hillary dickery dock, So go the tales of Slick Willy, There's Travelgate up on the Hill; Bill's lawyers, today, feeling doughty,
Denied ever fondling Willey.
He said, "She's a liar.
My pants were on fire,
And her hand was conveniently chilly."
--- Inbron
Is now coming undone, willy-nilly.
When all's said and done
And the last spin's unspun,
The threads all lead back to Slick Willie.
--- George Maschke
Willey's testimony smelled like cow dung.
She told twelve of her peers
That she harbored great fears,
So the jury, like Clinton, was hung.
--- Frank Petersohn
With his honor exceedingly frugal.
He wooed Mrs. Willy
And then he got silly,
And thought maybe Susan McDougall.
--- Anon
In our prexy's hall of dame.
She says she was groped;
He might even have poked.
Is Free Willy the name of the game?
--- Larry M
He forgives at least seven times seven.
This trash babe who insists
For twelve years they had trysts,
When she knows it was merely eleven.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Went to ask for a job from her Billy.
But fondling his knob,
HE cried, give me a job!
For quid without quo, dear, is silly!
--- Anon
To say that she's lied is silly.
The man has no shame;
He's entirely to blame.
Yes, I'm talking about President Billy.
--- Puff Adder
To base a talk show on this filly.
Bill Clinton's a heel
For copping a feel,
Was all they got from One-Note Willey.
--- Dr Limerick 05-07-02
As headlines, that would be silly.
If what Starr knows
Goes "Thar she blows!"
Willy won't be laughing, will he?
--- Marsha Magee
Charged unwanted advances from Billy.
But the witness lied
And won't be retried.
Just what is the logic here, really?
--- Frank Petersohn
That deep down, the GOPers all hate her.
Then we all can unite
On the left and the right,
In contempt and disdain for a traitor.
--- Dr Limerick
And wriggled right into his arms.
She promised him bliss
With her first little kiss
Then Linda Tripped the alarms.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Said Linda, "To have him Sukarno'd
Here's a tape cut in Hell,
What a book deal I'll sell,
With more chutzpah than Benedict Arnold."
--- Anon
(Between jobs for great cigarette wealth)
"Satan's not the right icon,
In what state was the mike on?
To be certain, I'll tape it myself."
--- Anon
Who has a face that could sink a ship.
She got Monica's ear,
And voiced her worst fear,
That for HER, Bill would never unzip!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Who just couldn't button her lip.
She vented her fury
In front of the jury,
And Monica's secrets let slip.
--- Anon
And I must admit it looked bad,
But dear Linda Tripp
That mean nasty snip,
Had no business taping! Egad!
--- Maggie
Provided her fans with this tip:
"Hot scandals may hover
Behind a case cover,
And other things men can unzip."
--- Jim Weaver Collection
For recording about Bill the Lout.
Though she knew the law,
No problem she saw.
Now her luck has just tapped out.
--- Frank Petersohn
Knew nothing of Hawking or Minsky.
But this she knew surely,
And stated securely:
Ms. Tripp is a great big butt-insky.
--- Jeff Iverson
Same ilk as the Majority Whip,
With recorder on play
Is now on display...
As with icebergs, could just [lust?] be the tip!
--- Bob Birch P9803
Who, in some people's eyes, went too far.
He created a flap
Using Tripp for a trap,
And a tape for a tap from afar.
--- Larry Hollister
That her words were on tape? Not an inkling.
At her tale you might scoff
But it soon would take off
From a Tripp to a Starr, in a twinkling.
--- Larry Hollister
With his joint, a girl's mouth did fill.
He thought he was hip,
Until Linda Tripp
Got him in trouble with Capitol Hill.
--- Puff Adder
But says he's not influenced by these.
If you're currying favor,
He's a yen that won't waiver;
A Geisha playing skin flute on her knees.
--- Hungarian
Who's invented a cocksucking pill.
If you simply add water,
It does what wives oughter;
He should send some to President Bill.
--- MrMalo
And Bill, with a tool most tensile,
Both gurgled as she ate,
But Bill was ingrate
Or was that meal COMMENSAL?
--- Norm Brust
How Monica managed the swine.
Thus getting some fun,
Before he was done,
By playing "Ye Olde Sixty Nine."
--- Chris Papa
Saying, I've got to take care of some stuff."
He put away his bone
And reached for the phone,
Thus avoiding Monica's muff.
--- Norm Brust
To leave untouched a delicate muff.
I'm sure she was miffed,
If not to say piffed,
And may even have left in a huff.
--- Daniel Ford
Who kept a dead whore on the hill.
"All the others who've kneeled
In the end have all squealed,
But I don't think a dead one will."
--- MrMalo
Showed his "sword" to a sweet young filly.
He said, "My sword would cut better
If you would give it a header."
Said the filly to Willy, "Don't be silly!"
--- Anon
This is file vum
To shoot some more of his jizz
Down throats patriotic,
(Now ain't that erotic,)
Before taking off in a tizz.
--- Arden
We heard that from Willy the hack.
"I'm looking for action;
There's no satisfaction
Till Excelsior swallows come back!"
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Sure we all know that it's Bill.
When Bill takes a rest,
If some gal has a quest,
To oblige, her mouth he does fill.
--- Anon
Raising cash for his wife by the bucket.
He said with a grin,
"When I couldn't get in,
I'd find me an intern to suck it."
--- Anon
Next year he'll be happy with Hilly;
Back doing his best
For the great power of the west,
And finding women to suck on his willy!
--- Conner MacLeod
I can't get enough oral sex.
But this president's no fool,
He can change all the rules.
So the laws of adultry, I flex.
--- D E Clegg
Are ready for all to be read.
Like coffee totin',
But surely verboten
Is White House "giving of head."
--- Chris Papa
He wanted his look to be hipper.
All the planes had to wait;
They were held at the gate;
Her hair got stuck deep in his zipper.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
The President's desk. You might wonder
Would scandal have blown up
If Clinton would own up?
Ken Starr would have nothing to plunder!
--- Shakespeare Young Brother
Where it concerns Willy and his past.
Might the bite, if through,
Give meaning anew
To the phrase, "Head 'im off at the pass!"
--- Daniel Ford
While poor Hillary sleeps all alone.
His name ain't Horatio,
But he just loves fellatio;
He loves to hear young interns moan.
--- Popsicle TP9806
For I can't help but make a big mess,
And we'll do it so often,
The fabric might soften."
Impeccable logic, I guess.
--- Bob Mornington
I've helped every star that I could!
So let's have a big hand
For Chief Justice Streisand,
Who, by the way, gives head real good!"
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Most ladies replied, "Not again!"
But some said they'd miss it,
And might even kiss it,
Provided he'd let THEM say when.
--- Jeff Iverson
And I think we should all let it go.
Bill mixed up his facts;
He thought she said Sax;
"Wrap your lips round the end, love, and blow!"
--- Anon
Of girls who will lick his wand.
Now the scandals defame him,
But I can't say I blame him,
Though for blow jobs I much prefer blonde
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Must turn in their graves in frustration,
When the evening news
Is the President's spooge,
And details of his oral fixation!
--- Anon
To Bill's office she went like a lamb.
At first she was beaming,
But then she was screaming,
When she learned of his oral exam.
--- Jim Weaver Collection a
To areas other than necks,
"Although it's most sultry,
It isn't adultry;
I'm not even sure that it's sex!"
--- Jared Henry
Quite good at unzipping and hintin'.
Told a young girl to kiss it --
She tried to dismiss it --
Seems she'd never seen such a bent one!
--- Marsha Magee
Whose sexual prowess was silly.
Till he was sued,
It was us who got screwed,
By the young girls all sucking his willy.
--- Anon
Pushing skirts up and girls down.
Likes them sweet and young;
Licks them with his tongue,
While Hillary wears a big frown.
--- Marlene
From wee Willie Clinton's erection.
Elaborate, please.
Are your girls on their knees,
Snapping thongs in wee Willie's direction?
--- Anon
And Bob Bennet explained to me why:
When she acts while I stand,
With her lips or her hand,
Legal meanings of sex don't apply.
--- William N Nesbit P9805
By some of the things you have read.
It was kindly affection
That brought an erection.
Poor girl! It went straight to her head!"
--- Jim Schaefer TP9807
The relationship did not entail
Genital friction.
The charges are fiction.
She sucked it but didn't inhale."
--- Irish
And married to some bi or lez,
I'd line them all up;
My spunk they would sup;
No matter what Mr Starr says.
--- H Welchel
To be leader of this great nation?
Just take your pick
Of who'll suck your dick,
And quietly keep your relation.
--- Arden
The Pres when he gets a sucked cock.
But they would not look askance
If offered the chance;
They'd form a line around the damn block!
--- John Chastaine
Bill can't control his cocK.
The clock struck eight,
It's time to fellate.
Hillary dickery dock.
--- Steven Martin Cohen
The ex-prez, you know the hillbilly;
A precedent set;
A President's pet
VOUCHSAFED a mouthful of wee willy.
--- Chris Papa
Paula Jones case remains with us still.
Now the press gets aboard,
Something he can't afford;
A really bad hair week for Bill.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Said "Paula should not be so haughty!
She can't claim protection
Against his affection --
Before that, her life-style was naughty!"
--- Everett Parke
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