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I don't mean to burst your bubble; She declined Clinton's presidential erection, "Miss Jones," Clinton said, with affection, (Said Gary, "My dear," with affection,
This weird bimbo who turned on the heat, The Prez and Paula were to meet; The thing Paula's critics don't see Bill Clinton said, "Lookie here, guys, Bill chose Paula Jones from the flock Bill Clinton has lust in his heart, So, a bent-pecker expert are you, At times, the Yank leader named Clinton, The evidence really is ample, Is Paula Jones speaking the truth? Bill asked Paula to come to his suite, (she is ugly in face, voice and manner - McW)
We know how the old story goes, Clinton spied Paula Jones; he was stirred. "Your Honor," said Ms. Paula Jones, A high-ranking southern corn pone Is Paula Jones speaking the truth? Paula worried that she would be fired. After telling us, "Never, no never!" Paula was poor from buying sunblock, How he cried when he lost the election; Our sax-playing President did plead, Before Clinton had even met her, The Paula Jones case was dismissed, That Paula, he thought, was some filly; From Bill's speech we are glad to report, The press has described a love bower; The next weeks could become a nightmare "At sympathy, I am well-trained, Paula says she'll describe what she saw, "I gave Paula Jones a direction "You must know I've an enemies' list. "To Ms. Jones, I said, 'I'm not a pro, "In my garden, where weeds tend to grow, "I swear to God, on my mother's bones Said Paula to Governor Clinton, "Paula Jones, lying nude, made me pale. "I've got real astro turf in my pad. In spite of all her moans and groans "Here's what happened. I swear that it's true. She says Clinton's pecker is bent, Paula Jones plans to see the case through. "Your Honor, please don't think me funky-- Paula Jones will again have to wait It's said Paula Jones thinks she's scored, Slick Willy, with his distinguished curve, When Bill's henchmen said, "Paula, Hey you!" Rued Bill Clinton: "That Miss Such-and-such When Bill Clinton was feeling the spirit, Miss Jones had a seductive flavor There once was a White House intern, The Clintons have spent all their dough, Clinton's lawyers now work to dispel "She entirely misread what I meant. A governor requiring some head There once was a beautiful slut, It has been reported I erred. The Jones case points up Clinton's flaws, Bill Clinton thought he could compel Governor Willy's face got quite red, When Paula observed his Big Pickle "Ms. Jones says that I made a pass, So Paula Jones case bit the dust, Said Willy to the young Paula Jones, Paula Jones proved to be very smart,
They're all crooked but that's not the trouble.
It ain't that it's bent;
That's not what she meant;
It's the fact that the fucker's bent double!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Because under closer inspection,
And absolute fright,
Bent left 'stead of right!
This is the real cause for rejection.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
"Oh please, won't you lick my erection?"
But Paula, so silly, (But Donna, the tart,)
Misunderstood Willy, (Misunderstood Hard)
And thought he said: "Wreck my election."
--- Martin Wellborn P9408
Has chutzpah a guy cannot beat;
I am saving my breath,
She should be thrilled to death
That I asked her to come to my suite!
--- Ann Gasser P9408
Pres neglected to watch his big feet.
He tripped and he fell,
The knee it took hell,
And Paula, she suffered de feat!
--- WLP
Is that she was a state employee.
If the boss wants to play,
Must she yield and obey?
Should a lecher be let off scot-free?
--- Jim Weaver Collection
That Paula is telling you lies.
Return her brassiere
And then come back here.
Don't forget to bring back some French fries."
--- Al Willis T9707
And sent word that he wanted to talk.
Paula wrongly assumed
She'd be safe in the room.
Can a chicken be safe from a hawk?
--- Jim Weaver Collection
And Paula is only a part
Of the ones he undressed
And never confessed.
For records, he has a fine chart!
--- Al Willis T9801
Having handled a number or two;
Paula's got nerve
To claim that this curve
Should cause a diplomatic SNAFU.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Would pretend that his dickie had lint on.
Pulling out his whang bent, he
Feigned dusting it gently.
But Paula knew what he was hintin'.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
But on Paula the feminists trample.
Even Betty Friedan
Says that Bill's just a man;
It's hypocracy's greatest example.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Should we hire more than one sleuth?
Was Clinton just smitten
By this sexy kitten?
And will we find out in our youth?
--- Dennis B. T9707
And hopefully showed her his meat.
"Don't cause me no fuss,
Just give it a buss.
You look like a girl that's discreet."
--- Anon
The import of appearance grows.
In the spotlight's glare,
No more need to stare;
Paula Jones will get a new nose.
--- Frank Fazed
A state trooper was sent with the word:
"You should be elated,
A new job's been created,
And chicks with big hair are preferred."
--- Jim Weaver Collection
"On the pretense of answering his phones,
He asked me to watch
While he unzipped his crotch,
And he then tried to jump on my bones."
--- Martin Wellborn P9709a
Must be feeling a chill in his bones.
He faces deposin'
And may end up frozen,
From exposure, cold shoulder and Jones.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Bill's memory's dulled by vermouth.
We'll remind the old Guv
That was Lust, never Love.
Willie never get over his youth?
--- Poet Lariat T9707
"Just forget it," at first she desired.
If he had admitted,
Still no crime's committed;
A minimum size is required.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Paula posed in the altogether.
From naked in Penthouse
She can dress for the courthouse,
But she's shed credibility forever.
--- Dr Limerick
So she called Michael Jackson's doc.
Her old snot chute
Resembled a flute,
But she still is a laughingstock.
--- S C Saint
Cried and cried until he had no erection.
So he took Paula Jones
Shook her all to the bones,
And since then, she enjoyed his protection.
--- Sarita Montial T9801
"Paula, please come wet my reed."
"I cannot comply,"
She said with a sigh,
"To do such a dastardly deed."
--- Anon
He sent out a trooper to get her.
Paula's visit was brief,
But brought grief, not relief.
Though he tries, we know Bill won't forget her.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
But she's only just one on the list
Of those claiming Bill's rod,
Is exceedingly odd.
But in her case, it didn't get kissed.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
When pants dropped, she thought him quite silly.
But then later she'd file
And he sure lost his smile.
He should never have whipped out old Willy.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Comes a line with which we will have sport.
"Nothing big comes from small";
We don't doubt it at all.
That what Paula will prove in the court.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
But I stayed all alone, just an hour.
I hope Paula recants;
(Well, I did drop my pants;
I was just on my way to the shower.)
--- Al Willis T9710
As Bill Clinton is forced to prepare
For the Paula Jones case,
And then comes face to face
With the gal he showed his underwear.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
So when Paula uncouthly complained
Of a pain in her ass,
I never harass.
I just offered to feel where she pained."
--- David Finley P9610
As the governor stood in the raw.
His crude invitation
Did not need translation.
What he needed was a right to the jaw!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
To help me bring off my election.
But my Arkansaweese
Sounding somewhat Chinese,
Brought a blush to the poor girl's complexion."
--- Arthur Deex P9608
This is file vtm
So you all better cease and desist.
Paula Jones? This could cost her;
Don't forget old Vince Foster.
You have seen what transpires when I'm pissed."
--- William N Nesbit P9610
But they call me a virtuoso
With my sax instrument.
Yes, I'm quite competent.
Take it out and let's give it a blow.'"
--- William N Nesbit P9610
I made Paula an offer, to hoe.
I recruited her for
A hoe job, nothing more;
Entry level; fringe benefits, though."
--- Tom Patton P9610
That I didn't touch Ms. Paula Jones.
I reject and dismiss
The idea I'd kiss.
I save my lips for the saxophones."
--- Tom Patton P9610
"That screwing for which you've been hintin'?
Well you won't get it yet,
But you sure can bet
That you will when you start presidentin'."
--- Arthur Deex P9406a
I refused her brash offer of tail.
He legs spread a bit
And I licked on her clit.
But I swear that I didn't inhale!"
--- Al Chaplin P9610a
So I truly thought she might be glad,
When I said, quite discreetly,
'Come up, you can meet me.'
I don't know why Ms. Jones is so mad."
--- William N Nesbit P9610
I deny ever meeting Paula Jones.
I do solemnly swear
That I was never there.
Someone must have made one of those clones.
--- P9610
What I asked the state trooper to do
Was, 'Go tell her, said I,
This old room's really high.
Come on up and enjoy a great VIEW."
--- William N Nesbit P9610
Though she doesn't know which way it went.
Did it grow, on a whim,
To be crooked like him?
(Or am I misjudging the gent?)
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Willy did it, I'll prove it to you.
I've seen his private part
On which he displays art:
Tiny hanmmer and sickle tattoo.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
That one puff hasn't made me a junky.
It's all a mistake.
I just asked her to take
Some candy and play with my monkey."
--- Arthur Deex P9609
If Bill side-steps another court date.
In the end, we will find,
Justice is indeed blind
To the plight of unwilling playmates.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
'Cause a leftward veer can't be ignored.
But a list to the port
Couldn't stand up in court,
With port as common as starboard.
--- Prof M-G
Certainly has plenty of nerve.
When he ordered: "Paula, get oral."
She said, "No, that's immoral,"
And declined his presidential d'oevre.
--- Anon
Follow us, Not much for you to do."
Little did she know
Something was 'bout to grow,
When she entered that "room with a view!"
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Would have meant no sworn lies to retouch,
If I'd settled my part
With Miss Jones at the start,
And it wouldn't have cost half as much.
--- Prof M-G
He craves feminine company to cheer it.
He chose Paula one day
But she said, "No way!"
Left the room and refused to go near it.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
That Clinton just wanted to savor.
She he sent down his goon
To bring her to his room,
But she screamed and denied him the favor.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Who Clinton's attentions did earn.
While fucking her silly,
It seems that Slick Willie
Forgot about Paula's return.
--- Michael W Johnson
Because of that slut, Paula Jo.
She might have been worth
What she asked for, at first,
If she only was willing to blow!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Paula's claims that emit a foul smell.
Bill has given the job
To his pal, "Uncle Bob",
To avoid a courtroom "Show and Tell".
--- Jim Weaver Collection
My intentions were most innocent.
I said, 'You strike me as
A keen lover of jazz--
Let me show you my sax instrument.'"
--- William N Nesbit P9610
Told a lady before she had fled,
"Oh, Please, don't dismiss it!
At least, would you kiss it!"
But she sued the poor bastard instead!
--- Don Hart
Who enjoyed playing games on her butt,
But then she got old,
And seldom got rolled.
Said her lawyer, I'll sue for a cut.
--- Joseph McEwen P9407
It was not Ms. Flowers who stared.
Ms. Jones was the checker
Of Billy's wee pecker
When at her, his member he bared.
--- Anon
And has grown in importance because
The voters want facts.
Did he solicit sex acts?
Bottom line: Does he smirk at our laws?
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Sexual favors from state personnel.
He sought to cavort
By dropping his shorts,
Not expecting Miss Jones to rebel.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
When he said, "Paula, give me some head."
He pulled down his pants,
And expected romance,
But Miss Jones sued his dumb ass, instead.
--- Jack Qualman
His politics looked more than just fickle.
His tool was quite weird,
With a little gray beard,
And tattoos of a Hammer and Sickle.
--- Anon
And being unsuccessful did harass.
It's an insult and disgrace
To say this to my face:
After all, my technique is world class."
--- Tom Patton P9610
In spite of the Preesident's lust.
Though we know what he did,
He's our best "Comeback Kid" --
Until the boom times turn to bust.
--- CB TP9804
"I'd like to hear your sighs and moans.
So if you've the nerve,
To deep throat this curve,
I will tickle your erogenous zones."
--- Anon
When asked to perform oral art.
"I will not," she said,
"Put that thing in my head.
"Do you think I'm a trailer park tart?"
--- Anon
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