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When Clinton and Paula did meet, Paula knows what she saw on that night; Clinton told her, "I'm glad that I met ya'." His pecker is like any other; Miss Jones saw the man's tool; Now Hillary's known as a leader, The judge took her foot off the throttle; Paula said, "There's really no use Al Gore says our planet is stewin'; Says an announcement on Clinton's behalf -- Now Bill, don't look so glum; King Henry had already shown There once was a slicker from Hope, The President, bursting with pride, It was big, but not quite a tsunami; Bill Clinton has promised that life, Said Bill to the stewardess, "Quiet. Viagra, the little blue pill, Since Clinton's sex drive's in a parch, The President swore to the sky Asked the poll, "Would you answer yes when There once was an Arkansas candidate; Slick Willie, out seeking a score, There once was a man named Slick Willy Bill Clinton has now started dating, Clinton's legacy is now in doubt; For the Chief, it's a red letter day; One can tell the wheat from the chaff, Getting caught really makes Bill irate. There was a young lady named Titehouse, The Prez felt his bent pecker surgin'; There is this White House folk lore, Bill said, "I swear I'm mystified; Of all this talk I am sick; All the moms whose kids like soccer, Oh give us some leaders at home, I'd have more respect for the heel In Chicago Slick Willie will want News Flash! From the President's id. Would Clinton submit to castration? A politician from old Little Rock, Old Bill ain't no dumb Gus; Clinton's ship sails along in retreat; When it comes to Bill's sexual flings, Into the closet Bill slips, Bill's scandal is quickly expanding, Come on all you people, admit it. A man of well known affection, With experience so grandiose, That Sally was sure lots of fun. My God! Can you stand the foul swill A single instance I can ignore, Now we have Clinton the greenie, Stuck under Bill Clinton's armpit Not once did I ask you to lie. The President, as we know well, The story's beginning to break; There once was a young man from Hope, They're making poor Buddy an "it." He cried when he lost the election; Yes, Bill feels the world is ag'in him, Incontinence though sad, invites scorn; Old Bill got his start in Arkansas, Long ago Clinton brashly deduced The Prez says this whole rap is bum, "I swear to defend and uphold
He asked her to kneel at his feet.
She said, "You're the Gov.
And I know you need love,
But your meat is too crooked to eat!"
--- Ray Hemphill TP9804a
To be proving her claim, what a sight.
So the line up is set;
She'll spot which one she met.
Number three, turn your head to the right.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
At the Marriot she said, "I'll let ya'."
She was stunning and dark,
So Bill asked as a lark:
"Ubangi?" and she said "You betcha!"
--- Doug from Upland T9707
Most all are bent one way or t'other.
The real question isn't
If it's bent or 'tisn't;
It's whether it was kept under cover!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
It's more that she learned in school.
He'd not get a blow job;
She wanted a nose job.
End of the tale. April Fool!
--- Sam Pittman TP9804
And Bill is a pure bottom feeder.
His touch, it ain't bad,
And his mood ain't too sad,
But poor Paula just wants Bill to need her!
--- Kevin Drizen T9711
Slick Bill's evil ways he will coddle.
So the case is on hold.
They hope Paula will fold
And the weenie is back in the bottle.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
In claiming that this is a ruse.
I'm not merely hintin',
I'm swearing that Clinton
Wears pants with a zipper that's loose."
--- Everett Parke
Our ecology's going to ruin.
But the source of this heat
Is Bill Clinton's meat,
And all of the screwin' he's doin'.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
"His popularity's gone right off the graph.
There's no sign of it dimmin',
Especially from women
Who would like to be put on his staff."
--- CA A
We all know that you got you some.
Just stick to the tale;
Say you didn't inhale;
Say you screwed her but you didn't come!
--- G Kelly
What Clinton now wished he had known.
A guillotine is better
For a stain on a sweater,
When the truth must never be known.
--- Anon
Who did not inhale his dope.
He stuck in his schlong,
Were it did not belong,
And now's at the end of his rope.
--- Doug Obrecht
Made public his energy guide;
Do not fuck in great haste --
There is far too much waste.
Fuck slow as you lay on your side.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-2240
At Bill's victory speech, it was balmy.
Bimbos thought it was swell
At the Excelsior Hotel,
In his suite he played hide the salami.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
When he's prez, will be stripped of most strife,
But doesn't it follow
His pledges are hollow,
If he's willing to cheat on his wife?
--- John Sandler P9204
The john is where I'd like to try it.
With plane at full throttle,
Just twiddle my twaddle;
If Hillary wakes, I'll deny it!"
--- Marsha Magee
A favorite of President Bill;
He randomly screws
Anything that moves,
Gennifer, Monica or Hill'"
--- Anon
He has soaked his limp dick in some starch.
This weekend there's fun,
Who will be number one,
Among those in "The Million Mom March?"
--- Anon
He'd never asked someone to lie,
But the chance was then missed
To request that he list
Positions he'd told them to try.
--- Scandalous Limerix
Asked for sex in the President's den?"
Here's how the poll went:
87%
Told the pollsters, "No, never again!"
--- John Miller a
As President, he wanted to circulate.
He gave it to Flowers,
And other meowers,
To prove that he was not celibate.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Met a ragged, diseased D.C. whore.
She gave him a lay
Without any pay;
Now she autographs books at the store.
--- Cole
Who tried to make love to each filly.
He took every chance
To drop down his pants
And show off his left-hooking dilly.
--- Popsicle TP9807
And Hillary sure finds it frustrating.
But to us, it's no matter,
'Cause we love a tomcatter;
That boy has a penchant for mating.
--- Al Willis P9610
Not knowing what his office is about.
By example you lead,
Was never his creed.
With a poor start, he just petered out.
--- Tom Simon
I think the red letter is "A".
But don't poke a rod
In the CO's wife's bod,
Slick Willy was just there today!
--- Marsha Magee TP9807
If church-going Bill makes you laugh.
Like the 23rd song,
Which Bill got all wrong:
He comforts his rod in his staff.
--- Annie Jay a
His number one rule on a date:
If limo be rockin',
You'd better be knockin'.
How fitting for our head of state.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Who lived all alone in a lighthouse.
She had an obsession
To see Congress in session,
But was fucked on her way through the White House.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-2337
He'd screw a knothole or a sturgeon.
He snuck in, while hard,
A nearby lumber yard,
'Cause he heard that the lumber was virgin.
--- Frank Fazed
'Bout dear old Clinton and Al Gore.
Gore's duties were light,
And he'd just check every night:
"Now pal Billy, just what is the score?"
--- Gunjan Saraf
Anyone would think I lied.
Besides, if I did it,
I'd never admit it.
Oh shit! All the witnesses died!"
--- Marsha Magee
This is file vsm
So much coverage on just one dick.
Before you know
He'll have another go;
That's why they call him slick!
--- Jen
Have had to face up to a shocker:
Gals who enter Bill's lair
Will find no easy chair,
Just a broken down old bentwood rocker.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Who won't from the hearth-fires go roam,
Seeking titilation
Far beyond their station,
Just hoping to hear a hormone.
--- Daniel Ford
If he said "Yeah, I had her. Big deal.
That's between me and my wife,
It's not my public life --
Let's discuss issues that are real."
--- Kaylin Brandon a
To go on the prowl for some cunt.
It really won't matter
If she's thinner or fatter,
But he would like her big in the front.
--- Cole
I just didn't do what I did.
I swear on my life,
'Twas old Billy Blythe!
He does stuff and then remains hid.
--- Marsha Magee
Would anything less cause cessation?
As long as he sees
A girl on her knees;
We'll just have to wait for cremation.
--- Ray Hemphill TP9804
Had screwed every cunt in the block.
The troopers did lie
For Arkansas's horny guy,
But he caught clap and they cut off his cock.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
He'll try to bamboozle us,
Like pot he'd not inhale,
He'll tell us all a tale
All about coitus interruptus.
--- Joe McGee
Captain Billy, you've been indiscrete.
Hands off those udders;
Tend to the rudders,
And try to control the first meat!
--- John Griffin A
Will the troopers keep quiet or sing?
Come clean with the facts,
Or cover Bill's tracks?
Do they fear what their stories may bring?
--- Jim Weaver Collection
And with passion, his member she grips.
With climax anew,
He says "Ooo ooo ooo ooooooo."
Pretty much like a cow with no lips.
--- Friar
So with journalists grandly demanding,
"Did you tell her to lie?"
His simple reply
Is "No." -- Meaning they did it standing.
--- Jerry Nordal P9805a
I know that you know that he did it.
You're as sly as they come,
But you know that he's scum,
And I'm not going to let you forget it.
--- Mike Hunter
Decided to stand for election.
A blonde got his vote;
She bent and they note,
Poor Bill had attained an erection.
--- Bellal
And such shining examples up close
And a leader so coy,
You can bet every boy
Will be great -- if they don't overdose.
--- Anon
To think that she was once a nun.
She once was a saint,
But, trust me, she ain't,
And now she's on Air Force One!
--- Al Willis TP9802
'Round the White House and Capitol Hill?
With this smoke, are there fires?
Are those ladies ALL liars?
Just ask what I think fits the Bill.
--- Annie Jay
Or once being caught with a whore.
But it appears our Pres Billy
Can't control his old willie,
And has been fondling at least three or four.
--- Lars
With nothing upstairs in his beanie.
A character midget
Who's still chasing Gidget,
And fooling around with his weenie.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Was a G-string of fine silken knit.
"What's that?" questioned Hill,
To which replied Bill,
"It's a patch, 'cause I trying to quit!"
--- Friar TP9804
I'll admit that I opened my fly.
John Thomas was bent,
`nd now we are spent.
Go get us some burgers; I'll buy.
--- Al Willis P9805
Was savaged for trysting a belle.
No one really knew,
But if it were true,
He'd been through both heaven and hell.
--- Scandalous Limerix
They've given this thing the wrong take.
It's that old line again,
"Let me feel your pain",
She just happened to have a toothache.
--- MrMalo
When asked if he poked her, said "Nope!"
If the GOP hang him,
I'll have to say Dang him!
He's the one that gave them the rope.
--- MrMalo
Let's jog our thinking a bit.
The one they should neuter
Is the one with the "hooter"
That's keeping him in all the shit.
--- Marsha Magee
He just couldn't take the rejection.
He showed them his hose,
But he wasn't chose
As President of Big Erections!
--- Mike M T9801
And the press is just waiting to skin him.
But the world wouldn't care
About Bill's underwear,
If only he'd just stay in 'em.
--- MrMalo
It's a horrible burden you've borne.
If you need BVD's,
Take three dozen of these;
Bill Clinton's -- they've hardly been worn.
--- MrMalo
Not knowing where to put his handses.
Now he just chills
'Cause all his old thrills
Are holding open their pantses.
--- Rusty Smith
That his sex life sure needed a boost.
Now he's getting the bills
For all the cheap thrills.
Clinton's chickens have come home to roost!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
(We know perjury's dumber than dumb)
But he's really quite tense
For his final defense
Is to testify: "I didn't come!"
--- CB P9803
With all of my body and soul
This Land, under God...
(Wow, that chicks got some bod!
With big tits -- sitting there behind Dole!)
--- Theo Heller P9212
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