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"We Republicans have been farsighted, There's an old Irish word meaning "thief"; The Democrats, lately, with zest, Don't stand in the way of the plan; We've been living with Trickle Down Theory It's the party of Kennedy boozers, Perhaps it is now apropos, In the past many nations despotic, As a symbol of note, we admit "Educrats" as a group have begun I'm one that was failed to be trained, Let's hear it for educrat fools There's an energy crisis! This nation Since their folks work so much, he and she, A mathematicin named Bryce A matron so fair in MacDole, Let's celebrate this special day, The Politicians all, in my book, The only thing worse than the jigs There's laws against using bad isms; The legacy left by Slick Will, As our sovereignity's given away, The soldier salutes it with pride, Smile an N.R.A. lady named Drum, But even when all's said and done, Adding Euro- or Afro- won't do: The Dems sure would love to be free (PRCC?? - McW)
In order to form a more per- Allocution is not out of place, Here's an end to the race-baiting game Dubya's president it's sad but it's true, Said "sexist for president" Lee, In the conquest of space that is ours, (non-singers screw up the singing thereof - McW)
There's a statue out there by Bartholdi; Oh give me your tired, your poor, There was a little old bureaucrat, Confirmed hippy, was Jane at the start, "My Country 'Tis Of Thee" I say, I will fly my flag high, with pride! With certain words now incorrect, The warren, where Congressmen play, There once was an old pro named Spiro, The Veep man, "The Screamer", George Bush A man who pontificates vainly, I regret that I had but one shot, And Cheney expressed his chagrin The doc said, "I'm prescribing a tonic The Dems, in a masterful ploy, No way was my meaning sarcastic; The party's new running mate I heard today on the TV John McCain as a prisoner of war Said Cheney, heart patient in strife, Here's a lesson for Al that's historical: Though Lynn is well-spoken and brainy, In the White House, a VP named Gore, In the Senate, presiding, Al Gore, It is said Mr. Gore is a bore, Vice-Presidents sometimes will trample It's true that a Dick in the Bush V.P. Gore did not show hesitation Have you noticed Al Gore recently? Off to China our V.P. has gone Howard Dean was so sure that he'd win, Sure Clinton might get shoved out the door, I find the President's antics a bore, I would rather have that Animal Gore
For the nation at last has been righted,"
The President gloats.
His antagonist notes
That indeed it has been too far righted.
--- A N Wilkins P8411
Four letters, quite pithy and brief.
I tell you no lie,
It is T-O-R-Y,
Now doesn't that bugger belief?
--- Linda Marsh Coll
Think the Bill of Right's really a pest.
Individual choice
Can't be given a voice,
Because Uncle Sam knows what is best.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Democrats, stand by your man.
Or vote Libertarian!
Write your librarian!
And laugh when the shit hits the fan.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
With which we've become quite leary.
Helping Ron and the rich,
For the rest, it's a bitch;
A theory with which we're quite weary.
--- Harry Rubin P9301
And repugnant abortionist choosers.
This is Bill Clinton's base;
They are quite a disgrace,
All the whiners and weirdos and losers.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
That under my feathers I show,
A bird always regal --
American Eagle --
Refusing to eat any crow.
--- Anon
For worship, chose symbols hypnotic.
So the eagle--how odd--
Bird of prey, we applaud.
It is poultry proclaimed patriotic.
--- Al Chaplin P9502
The eagle is worthy and fit.
But for principles narrow,
Much preferred is the sparrow,
Who sings with great joy and eats shit.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-2417
To be common as flies in the sun,
On the corpse of our schools
Where they prey upon fools.
(You can bet Mrs. Clinton is one!)
--- Anon
But "Educrats" now you have "splain'd."
I don't mind this telling,
I thought was misspelling;
My mind through the years sure has waned!
--- Anon
Who got rid of our neighborhood schools.
Now we all know
How far they will go
To prove that stupidity rules.
--- DC Dave
Has get-up-and-go aspiration
No more. The young pup
Perhaps should look up
To the old ones and our generation.
--- Doug Harris P0510Q
There's rarely a time when they're free,
And with parents away,
Family Values today
Are what the kids learn on TV.
--- A N Wilkins P9508
Found a formula neat and concise.
Politicians psychotic
Can be called patriotic
After waving the flag only twice.
--- Al Chaplin P9501
In youth had a strong Marxist soul.
She's now in a pickle,
There's a hammer-and-sickle
Tatoo right next to her hole!
--- Anon
Because our great land is okay!
It will not be wrecked
By those we elect,
Proclaim then, loud Happy Birthday!
--- Chris Papa
Every one of them is a crook.
GOP or Dem,
I detest all of them.
I'd like all their gooses to cook.
--- Kaylin
Are dutchies and Texans and pigs,
From the krautland now poorer
From failing their Fuhrer,
And losing the world for their digs.
--- Johnson Large
These isms divide into schisms,
Turns wiz into wisms
And jiz into jisms,
And sends all lawbreakers to prisms.
--- Anon
Practiced in dark stair wells still,
Or for gal and guy
Who remain too shy,
There's always old Jocelyn's skill.
--- Chris Papa
Michael New will now stand up to say:
"To my country's my oath;
There's no way to serve both."
He will not wear that damn blue beret.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
In memory of comrades who died.
Any 'crazies' that yearn
This emblem to burn,
Had better find someplace to hide.
--- Gifford Wherry
"We're accused of much nonsense by some;
We're not boozed-up floozies
With full-loaded Uzis,
Though just fondling a gun makes me come.
--- Armand E Singer 971A
As nations are o'er the Earth spun,
The U.S. remains
In spite of its strains,
A historic great "Number One!".
--- Chris Papa
Ethnic conflict will only ensue.
No hyphen for me;
I'm happy to be
An American -- through and through.
--- F R Duplantier Lib Lim
Of "RC" in that "PRCC"
We'd find that so boring,
We soon would be snoring --
The Senate would just be PC!
--- Anon
fect union, we'll oust every cur
Who won't cut short our due:
A man's right to pursue
Lady Liberty's lush beaver-fur.
--- Robin K Willoughby P8608
When speaking of sex, drugs and race,
And political smear
Of folks who are queer,
Is good for the lame, poor and base.
--- Anon
And the constant assignment of blame.
We'll talk about race
Till we're blue in the face,
Then we'll all look exactly the same!
--- F R Duplantier Lib Lim
Elected not by me but by you.
Come two thousand eight,
We'll be cleaning the slate
For we'll be the read states not the blue.
--- Anon
"I promise a clear policy;
I'm for deep penetration
Of the whole population
Of girls who will vote just for me!"
--- Armand E Singer 490
Observe the display of our powers --
By dropping, like mannah.
The star-spangled bannah
On various innocent stars.
--- Hugh Oliver A137D
This is file vll
Though copper, a true golden oldie.
No flibbertigibbet, she
Champions liberty.
Let's not let her ever get mouldy.
--- Laurence Perrine P9207
The refuse of your teeming shore,
Your Hunky, your Frog,
Your Spic, and your Wog.
My lamp's beside your golden door.
--- Arthur Deex P8304
Who claimed he was a democrat.
Although tax and spend
Was his way to mend,
There is no doubt he was a dingbat.
--- Edward Farren P0605
Till she tossed her tie-dyes, getting smart.
She'd decided to live
Like a conservative,
Kept hippiness hid in her heart.
--- Esther Koch P0304
"Sweet land of liberty" every day!
In God I do trust
And thank him, I must!
I was born here! And not far away!
--- Maggie
So it can be seen far and wide!
Old Glory...It's true,
Our red, white and blue;
Three cheers! By this flag I'll abide!
--- Maggie
With care I my words shall select.
First, MOTHER I'll try,
And then APPLE PIE,
Then cinch it with I'LL PAY THE CHECK.
--- Irving Superior P9110
And presidents have their slick way,
Is plush and expensive
For sinning extensive,
Which taxpayers help to defray.
--- Chris Papa
Who ran out on the field like a hero.
And he was a slick jack,
At running a kickback,
But he fumbled, and now he's a zero.
--- John Ciardi
Gave Gerry an insolent push.
Regarding Beirut,
He hauled out the "trut"
But he never did cause her to hush.
--- C R Openshaw P8501
Was heard in the Senate most plainly:
Vice-president Cheney,
Who thinks he is brainy,
But dropped out of Yale, spoke profanely.
--- Anon
To aim just below your long snot.
Twas your tongue that I wanted,
Blown out and mounted;
Mr Miller will doubtless recount...
--- Anon
That he'd missed straight aim at the chin.
"Who's leaking?", said Cheney
To the appalled EMT.
"Snarl!", the Vice-President begins.
--- Anon
To support the implant, electronic.
Eat some meat, very lean,
Have some sex that's routine --
Tell your intern her role's now Platonic."
--- William Nesbit P0109
Chose Joseph, a nice Jewish boy,
Whose ditched his ideals
To run with those heels;
In short, he sold out to the Goy.
--- John Miller
This coup by the Dems is fantastic.
'Cause choosing a Jew
Helps Hillary too;
To stop her will take something drastic.
--- John Miller
Did its head lecher berate.
If you want to restore
The lip service of yore,
You should think Lieberman's great.
--- DC Dave
Al Gore's running mate for VP.
Said he will try
A new battle cry:
"Remember we crossed the Red Sea!"
--- Travis Brasell
Sat each day contemplating the floor.
So we all know that he
As potential VP,
Would find ways to do less, but not more.
--- Tom Patton P0900
"Will intercourse shorten my life?"
"Not a bit," said the doc.
"You will suffer no shock
Just as long as you fuck with the wife."
--- Al Chaplin P0109
Spiro Agnew consulted an oracle.
"Will I win the next race?"
"No, you'll end in disgrace."
I consider this tale Al-a-Gore-ical!
--- Larry Hollister
She never does anything zany.
And thus she may sleep
With our cardiac veep --
The docs know she won't yank his Cheney.
--- Keith Gilman P0110
Was arrested for starting a war.
He muttered, they say,
As they led him away,
"So that's what the red button's for!"
--- Barrie Collins P9603
Was arrested, and asked them, "What for?"
He was told, "Don't resist,
For our orders insist,
We remove all the blood from the floor."
--- Cyber Geezer
Who'd not satisfy even a whore.
Tipper's screwing around
In that bad DC town.
Soon he'll be VP no more!
--- T9712
Their dance partners' feet; for example,
Al Gore wasn't rhythmic;
He was too algorithmic.
He danced like a random code sample.
--- Rory Ewins Q
Is great fun to pull and to push/
All Truman that voted
Have said, Dewey noted,
"It sure beats a GORE in the tush!"
--- Anon
Twisting arms to shakedown big donations.
Party donors are steaming
From their financial reaming
And resent hints of intimidation.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
He is getting more time on TV.
If Bill falls in disgrace,
We'll have Gore in his place
As he trades his V.P. for plain P.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
While we wait to find out what will spawn.
What will Al Gore Propose
That will add to our woes?
Don't you wonder just what's going on?
--- Jim Weaver Collection
When Al said: "Vote for Dean; do not sin.
He has what it takes;
Let there be no mistake,
After all 'twas I invented him."
--- Anon
For slamming yet another whore.
But you seem to forget,
If Bill's resignation we get,
Then we'll be stuck with President Gore!
--- Lars
Even though he's made everyone sore.
If we slash Bill
From Capitol Hill,
The White House will fill up with Gore.
--- Dave Temby
On the road, even though its an eye sore,
Than have as the President,
A plague carrying resident,
Or the other who's rotten to the core.
--- Anon
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