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Miss Lewinsky, when questioned, said, "I'm Says Clinton, "It ought to be noted Surely they won't interview her! Once was a young intern named Mon, O woebegone Hope's favorite son! Lewinsky's at the end of her rope; With Bill Clinton's own proclamation (ejaculation proclamation)
Young Monica's feminine wiles, There's more to this than sex, you know. Says Monica, that neat little vixen, There is a young lady named Monica Some of Clinton's friends are found dead. Poor Monica never knew it, One protects PROTEGE, it is said, History might have WATERSHED, Bill now has finally owned up; Adulterous? Bill says it's not. Miss Lewinsky, Miss Tripp and Ken Starr "Alaska?" said Miss Lewinsky, We all have to make our own beds; That horny old President Billy Why is he so begrudged? I don't understand all the stink The Internet suffered a meltdown; Kaczynski would give us the chills Bill's much more blow-worthy than George, Monica lost weight, Oh Wow! The Encyclopaedia Brittonica The Prez says that he didn't do it. Asks Starr like a biblical prelate Poor Bill and Monica are rushin' We know 'cause of Monica-gate, Bill Clinton was tempted to sin. If she wants to stay out of the limelight, Our President's really a menace; There was a young intern named Monica, Slick's lawyers are out splitting hairs; For the Pres, oral was preferential; "Want a blow job?" she elided, In the grand White House edifice Now Willy was more of a geezer. I am not impressed one bit Poor Willy, Little Rock hillbilly, The evidence I should have condensed, Slick Willy would REPUDIATE Lewinsky, Bill thought he should train her, They can put a positive spin MASTERFUL Willy would rave, The President has a big problem, Sweet Monica, she blew off our leader; Bill felt like a little out 'n' insky, It's a subject that never will bore; Said Bill to the girl on her knees, Poor Monica had a bad fate, Who cares if the world is awry, Said Bill, "It is true, I've confessed. There was Monica sexy and ripe; Monica wishes she'd had a machine, She believed he would never mislead her. Clinton just had to meet her; Hillary's Willie faces For Monica, Starr is rapacious, Recent history makes a clear case Will history books find it fitten' Lewinsky of Beverly Hills Seems Billy boy just made toast
Only guilty of deafness, not crime.
When he said, 'Just a minute,
Please put a sock in it.'
I thought he said 'cock' at the time!"
--- H Myers TP9802
That it's me for whom you all have voted.
So knock off the chatter
On the Monica matter;
So what if I have been deep throated?"
--- Jim Schaefer
They'd be putting that girl on a skewer.
Make her tell the whole nation
Details of fellation,
And just how old Billy would do her.
--- MrMalo
Who went to the White House to spawn.
If given the chance,
She'd have tugged down Bill's pants,
And blown him right there on the lawn.
--- Tim Thompson
Your days as our leader seem done.
It sure is a bummer,
Done in by a hummer
Internally - pardon the pun!
--- Anon
Her future has little hope.
After presidential dick,
What's her next trick?
Going down on the Pope?
--- Jim Weaver Collection A
On TV to all of his nation,
"My conduct's not right!";
With Monica's bite,
It ended in ejaculation!
--- GTJacket
Slick Willie completely beguiles.
For sheer oral pleasure,
None else took her measure,
A true fellatrix nonpareil!
--- Michael W Johnson
Who cares whether Clinton got a blow?
Foster and others are dead;
We're fixated on head.
Is all this to divert average Joe?
--- David A Brooks Q
"I like him a lot more than Nixon.
He's much nicer and cuter,
As I toot on his tooter.
He's so happy when I get my licks in!"
--- Anon
Who plays on the President's harmonica.
It's long and hard work,
But there is a nice perk,
She gets the whole week off at Hanakah!
--- Jim Shaefer P9803
Linda Tripp says she was filled with dread.
But let us fixate
Upon Zippergate,
And think about Bill getting head.
--- Anon
But Tripp who was privy to it,
Just couldn't be trusted.
Now Monica's busted...
Had a good White House job and she blew it.
--- MrMalo a
But "Slick Willy" intern, instead,
Had space invaded
And was persuaded
To give head of state some great head.
--- Chris Papa
When in 90's, Clinton had said,
"I'm sorry for strife,
Though I have a wife,
That Intern can sure give great head!"
--- Chris Papa
That gal upon semen did sup.
And with a new dress on
She had indigestion
And gagged and forgot to mop up.
--- Bob Mornington
His pecker was not in her pot.
"She just had a taste;
'Twas all 'bove the waist.
Unlike Paula, this youngster was hot."
--- Frank Fazed
Were talking one day in a bar.
"Lewinsky, you sucked,
Now old Willie is fucked!
The question now is just how far?"
--- Anon
"With sleds and snow and huskies?
I don't need to race
In a cold frozen place,
'Cause I did a rod down in D.C."
--- Possum
Now Monica sleeps with the Feds.
But Starr catches hell,
If the girl doesn't tell
What went in through those ruby reds.
--- MrMalo
Was caught doing something so silly.
Now the Democrats sob
And he's losing his job,
All 'cause Monica sucked on his willy.
--- Anon
Is his reputation so smudged?
I won't waste a sob
On a White House blow job.
Judge not lest ye be judged.
--- MrMalo
Of Monica and the President's dink.
It's all very silly;
Like Milli-Vanilli,
All that she did was lip-sync!
--- Mike M TP9802a
Seventy million clicked when Willy felt down.
Satellites whirled
In reverse - Cyber world
Imploded - 'cause Monica knelt down!
--- Marsha Magee
When using his bomb making skills.
With small wads of nails
Sent in bombs through the mails,
But Lewinsky got large wads of Bill's.
--- Anon
Say gals who are charged to engorge
The staff of our leader.
A left-leaning peter
Takes liberal licks to disgorge.
--- RanDog
She looks less like a Holstein cow.
Secret's not out of bounds
To lose all those pounds;
She's just putting less in her mouth!
--- Anon
Ain't as long as those tapes of Monica
Spilling her guts
About licking Bill's nuts.
It's nice that she's not owned a Konica.
--- MrMalo
His attitude seems to be "Screw it!"
But he knows the scandal
Was too hot to handle
And it looks as if Monica blew it!
--- Jim Schaefer TP9802
"Ms. L., were you paid, did you fellate?"
She says, "Facts as those
I will never disclose
In a court, not Supreme, not Appellate."
--- Anon
And he fails to take care where he's gushin'.
Who'd have thought such depravity
Would bring so much gravity
Into the national discussion.
--- MrMalo
That the girl likes to flirt and fellate.
But despite all her charm,
It's caused her great harm,
And she may never get a real date.
--- Anon
He claims he did not put it in.
But he put it, the cad,
Where nature forbade,
Just north of her chinny-chin-chin.
--- Al Willis P9803
This is file vim
I suggest that next time she not bite.
Leave like a rock,
The President's cock,
And she'd not be embroiled in this fight.
--- Arden
As a statesman, he's still an apprentice.
The story of Bill;
Monica he did drill
In the teeth, but not like a dentist.
--- Mike Hunter
Who took a short trip to Salonika.
That's pretty far south;
When she opened her mouth,
It wasn't to play the harmonica.
--- Popsicle TP9806
Blow jobs are not really affairs.
He who receiveth
No sex achieveth.
Oops! Thirty-six boxes of Nair!
--- Anon
The scene didn't look presidential.
The Chief was quite pleased,
To have her on her knees,
For a shot that would prove consequential.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
As into her mouth she guided
The tumescent tool
Of the horny first fool,
And on into history they glided!
--- Anon
There's a scandal to rival Oedipus.
In a most chancy game
Our own Billy came
In Monica's oval orifice!
--- Anon
Monica was a thong teaser.
Since they couldn't have sex,
That inventive rex
Settled for PALATINE pleaser.
--- Chris Papa
With the ease with which you have bit.
But I do like to watch
Your nose in Bill's crotch.
I'd say it's a near perfect fit.
--- MrMalo
Wed to hatchet-faced wife so chilly,
Can you blame the poor slob
For taking a job
As PERQUISITE from intern filly.
--- Larry McGrath
Could be subject to plain common sense:
Monica blew him
But was that really screwin'?
And I never did straddle that fence.
--- Anon
Things done with his young intern "date".
In court he would claim
Sex wasn't to blame;
It was just something that the girl ate.
--- Chris Papa
Though fellatio should be a no-brainer.
But why she saved that gob
From her famous blow job,
Makes Kaczynski look saner and saner.
--- Frank Petersohn
In the semen on Monica's chin.
I'm shocked and disgusted,
He cannot be trusted,
But deep down I do envy him.
--- Navin
About the "head" Monica gave.
The question in history,
Will be the mystery,
Of just who was the other's sex slave.
--- Chris Papa
And it's one that is likely to hobble 'im.
Despite his denial,
If it comes to trial...
She has been known to gobble 'em.
--- MrMalo
Thought his dick might be a repeater.
She swallowed his mess
Or 'twould sully her dress.
That way she hept history neater!
--- Sam Pittman TP9802
So he called in Miss Monica Lewinsky.
He left a small drip
Just below her lip,
Right on her chinny-chin-chinsky!
--- Jim Weaver
All foibles from vast human store.
As big sigh I heave,
I just do believe
A President should stand for more.
--- Chris Papa a
"For an intern you know how to please.
And I know that you're bummin'
'Cause I stop short of comin',
But let's say that we're shooting the breeze."
--- Tim Thompson
Plunged into a personal STRAIT
That kept her awake
And would quite sick make;
It must have been something she ate.
--- Chris Papa
He'll focus his thoughts on his fly,
And wallow in muck,
As long as the suck,
Doesn't count as real sex for this guy.
--- Chris Papa
Lewinsky was more that a guest.
And though she was silly
To play with my willy,
She sucked but she didn't ingest."
--- Mike Forth
She'd listen to his every gripe.
He: I can't go to far
So lets use a cigar!
She: I think I'll just suck on your pipe!
--- Anon
To help keep her dress nice and clean.
And as for old Billy,
Since she sucked his willy,
He's become a political has-been!
--- Tiddy Ogg
As his intern, he then guaranteed her
She'd get (on his behalf)
Many "perks" from his "staff",
On her knees, playing "swallow the leader".
--- K Starr P9803
He thought that no one was sweeter.
They had sex on the phone,
And when they were alone,
They played games like 'Swallow the Leader'.
--- D D Hays a
An impeachment no one embraces
Willie cried, "Never did it"
"Because she just spit it,
On the White House Seal through her braces."
--- Anon
Replaying those tapes most salacious,
"Here's immunity,
To set your tongue free,
And tickle my Staff most bodacious."
--- Anon
That the world is a dangerous place.
They can put you on trial
For a simple denial
Of coming in some young girls face.
--- MrMalo
Posterity reads Bill was smitten
By Monica L?
Or will books never tell
'Cause in history, oral's unwritten.
--- Prof M-G
Wanted some sexual thrills.
She went eastward to meet
Some new todgers to eat,
And ended up sucking old Bill's.
--- Arden
Of Kenny's impeachment boast.
With Monica's cooking;
A new talk show booking;
Hard to say who sucks the most.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
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