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The Prez was inhaling a bong, California has pervert castration; "Appropriate subject," says Chuck. (Chelsea Clinton studies Internation Affairs at Oxford)
When it comes to dealing with sin, I'm holding my head in my hands The Lord said, "All your sins in a stack, He said, "I didn't inhale; Mr Clinton, in old Arkansas, A certain young man from Hope, Moral lapses we used to abhor, As more charges are served on his platter, Miss Liberty stands in the bay Executive Privilege won't fly; There's an evil force burning within, Since our leader has not been discreet Clinton's up-coming Grand Jury session For some romance Slick Bill's in the mood; The beans he's now ready to spill; (Hugh Grant, actor, caught in car with hooker)
This or that "sucks" I oft hear; French words for 'Slick Willy" find use, The sex about which you see -- Bill, an Arkansawian president, Slick Willy'd have had far less strife Since lawyers and fems on the skids, Since Willy an instrument plays, Since the time to great fortune he lept, Reject Starr's report so salacious, Probably not fit for the Supreme Court, Slick Willie still carries the torch Maybe now when Bill gets an "invite", Bill's mistress had heard the suggestion; (Jesse Helms, Senator and shitty art critic - McW)
To succeed Bill knows what it takes; Excelsior's ready for Bill. Clinton promised with unvarnished gall, They wanted to put Bill in jail In lies Bill continues to wallow; For his character I don't have much hope. There once was a man from Hope, For Bill's birthday, some time he will free; One thing these polls have made clear, As the Chief Exec he is such Denying Lewinsky' disclosure, Though the President claims to adore us, The White House is quaking in terror; Public opinion will never decide Our country is in steep decline; I am not a complete fan of Bill, There once was a great man in power, Several months went by; she was still sucking, The girl had been calling a friend Mr Starr was having a hassle, Then one day in the season of winter, Seven months and the man still denied it; The nation was shocked and appalled; Judge Starr's stuff came out one early morn; So you know all about the scandal; Clinton's White House career has been reckless. "We the people" have welshed on shame, Clinton's world has turned cloudy and dark, I'm appalled when I hear women say, In the White House, said Willie, "I fear Bill's main wishes and thoughts are about Women claim there's a mole on Bill's butt, Dan Lasater loves having kicks; Yes, it matters what Clinton inhaled We used to be strong, but no more.
And thinking "I just can't go wrong.
My wife is pragmatic,
And won't give me static
For showing our friends 'Captain Schlong.'"
--- Kristen Coughlin
Other states soon adopt legislation.
As Bill's travels are planned,
A new problem's at hand.
Is he safe as he crosses the nation?
--- Jim Weaver Collection
"I'll give her some training. With luck
When I drop my pants,
There's always the chance
Her daddy has taught her to suck."
--- Tiddy Ogg
Bill Clinton meets sin with a grin.
Self-denial? What for?
Bill knows the score.
Dirty linen can be cleaned with a spin.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
And thinking of cutting his glands.
Removing them calls
For slicing his balls
Into long and revolting red strands.
--- Anon
Would reach to the White House and back!"
But Bill said, "My excuse
Is my childhood abuse --
Oh Lord, please, won't you cut me some slack?"
--- William N Nesbit P0010
I wouldn't just tell a tale.
I did get a whiff
That gave me a lift,
But Hillary just them turned pale."
--- Marsha Magee
Little girls often slept with their Pa.
So if you're tired of Hillary
Then grab your little filly,
I'm sure she won't talk to Ken Starr.
--- Anon
Once lied about inhaling dope.
"The voters were dazed!"
He said, quite amazed,
"Next time they'll elect me Pope!"
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Taint the White House like never before.
Whether felons hardcore
Or backdoor paramour,
Folks are numb and don't care anymore.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
For the plight of his soul we are sadder.
With a wink and a nod,
Swears an oath to his God.
He is watching, Bill, doesn't it matter?
--- Jim Weaver Collection
And seems to have little to say.
She seems so forlorn,
A bit weathered and worn,
While big Brother is having HIS day.
--- John Miller
For Slick Willy, in a pig's eye!
Let's put Bill and Hillary
In stocks and a pillory,
He can run, but he just can't Hyde.
--- Marsha Magee
That causes Slick Willy to sin.
But to each foolish fan,
He's their kindhearted man,
And is smoother than guzzlers gin.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
A payment we have that is neat:
We'll hang the poor wreck,
But not by the neck --
He must hang by the balls (of the feet).
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-2019
Isn't likely to lead to confession.
Clinton's never been one
To admit what he's done.
He just waltzes away from transgressions.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
He will no longer stay home and brood.
He cannot help but lie
Telling Rodham goodbye;
Off to Hooters he goes for the food.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Bad publicity, Hugh Grant's had his fill.
Acting real is his goal,
In the car was his role;
They were filming a bio of Bill.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
It's all right, there's nothing to fear.
Since president plays
In so many ways,
It's hallmark of his crass career.
--- Chris Papa
Result of his actions obtuse.
He thought he'd CARTE BLANCHE
For appetite raunch,
But ended up with "J'accuse!"
--- Chris Papa
Why I read about it 'till three --
Does show he's a liar --
He's got nerve to conspire --
Oh, how I wish it were me.
--- Anon
While in the White House, resident,
His staff of office displayed
An unusual way,
Then claimed it was JFK's precedent.
--- Richard Plaistowe
If really turned on by his wife.
If he'd kept his cigars
For puffing in bars,
He have had a less troubling life.
--- Mike Cope
Lefties and Rightists made bids.
Need a story that soothes,
Covering self-evident truths,
With fig leaves and lessons for kids.
--- Anon
Perhaps he will live out his days,
As an aging rock star,
Whose escapades are
Expected in these sexual ways.
--- Chris Papa
He has shunned any woman that's kept.
With a whore he'll not lay,
But he's willing to pay
Just for sleeping where Lincoln has slept.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
While defending our leader sagacious.
He keeps a wise head
Though sometimes he's been led
To become just a little fallacious.
--- David Finely
So, this ambition he'll have to abort.
They affirmed a "long dong".
Why not a big thong?
I mean, Bill Clinton is no Robert Bork.
--- David A Brooks Q
For twattens that he'd like to scorch.
But that's no surprise
To anyone's eyes,
'Cause that dog don't stay on the porch!
--- Anon
He'll thing twice before roaming at night.
His instinct to explore
Landed him on the floor.
Perhaps next time he'll bring a Maglite!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Gave him condoms in case of erection.
He seemed quite surprised,
But then realized
Helms told him he might need protection.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
With genie, two wishes he makes.
"To make simple my life,
A new car for my wife,
And the second wish, it has no brakes!"
--- Jim Weaver Collection
And to him it is some bitter pill.
'Cause Bill has designs,
They've posted new signs:
They allow no more pants dropping thrill.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
This is file vcm
The "most ethical White House of all."
Now, with friends jailed and dead,
His face should be red.
Does he care? It appears, not at all.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
For using his house to chase tail.
But the judge wasn't fooled
Saw no crime so he ruled:
"Not guilty! He didn't inhale."
--- Anon
Not inhaling sounds really quite hollow.
Has he ever tried Gay?
Bill would probably say,
Once in England, but I didn't swallow.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
I know that he isn't the Pope.
But namesake Jefferson
Would not think it fun,
To screw with our system 'til broke.
--- Dennis M Hammes
Who thought everyone else was a dope
When his crimes became known
He snarled from his throne:
I'm the President, fool, not the Pope!
--- Anon
He works hard and needs rest we'd agree.
Yellowstone's trees and trout
Is not why they came out;
Old Unfaithful they're hoping to see!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
It's not our President we need to fear,
But our own flagging morals.
Sin finds few quarrels
With those who won't hold virtue dear.
--- Sumerman
That we'd all expect very much.
Lead by example.
If his life's a sample,
Our morals are way out of touch.
--- Chris Papa
Bill tried to maintain his composure.
With no change in venue
He's back to his menu;
Oval Office over-exposure.
--- Tom Patton P9911
Clinton's escapades now simply bore us.
Perhaps next we'll have read
That he was found in a bed
With a guy who is called Phillip Morris.
--- Tom Patton P9902
They can't run away from their error.
Though they hide it and spin it,
Thw White House can't win it.
Old Bill should have learned to play fairer.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Wrong is right, 'though it has often tried.
Here's one who won't buy it;
You can't justify it --
Wrong will always be WRONG, never right!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
The White House is losing its shine.
Its image is hurt
By Arkansas dirt
And muck from the resident swine.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
But politically he's king of the hill.
He's holding his own
Even sans saxaphone,
But his morals are just run-of-the-mill.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Who had an intern clean his tower.
He made quite a mess;
It put stains on her dress.
We hope she at least took a shower.
--- www.blounded.com
And the system the man was still bucking.
She got attached to him;
To him 'twas a whim.
After all, it's not like they're fucking.
--- www.blounded.com
Who was not quite a friend in the end.
She recorded the speech
For a publisher leech,
And to Kenneth a copy she'd send.
--- www.blounded.com
For he'd come off as Mr. Asshole.
Three long years he'd been fishing;
For clues he was wishing;
Seems the Prez was locked tight in a castle.
--- www.blounded.com
The castle door had started to splinter.
Seems a man, name was Drudge
Had discovered some sludge.
The news raced 'round the world like a sprinter.
--- www.blounded.com
Had a press conference where he implied it.
Had his own definition;
A brilliant logician;
He did not quite have sex, but he'd tried it.
--- www.blounded.com
For his head the Republicans called.
But for all we'd scream and shout,
We'd not want him out.
It was sex in which we were enthralled.
--- www.blounded.com
Looked less like law; more like cheap porn.
Congress had been waiting;
Now they were masturbating,
Visualizing her blowing his horn.
--- www.blounded.com
We hope that of it you've a handle.
We tune in every day,
Wasting our lives away;
To this, fiction cannot hold a candle.
--- www.blounded.com
Is he out-of-control or just feckless?
When confronted with sin,
He can't help but dive in.
Scandals hang 'round his neck like a necklace.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Enabling repenters to get back in the game,
Sexual Obsession.
It's our confession
We face Hell and laugh at the flame.
--- Sumerman
As the Congress now circles like sharks.
If I were a crony,
(Especially old Tony)
I'd make a point to stay out of parks.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
"When a president gropes, it's OK.
And you shouldn't be picky
If he asks for a quickie.
To avoid it, stay out of his way."
--- Jim Weaver Collection
It is time to quit showing my gear.
But I get such a kick
From exposing my dick,
That I should stick it out one more year."
--- Al Chaplin P9911
A tall station in history, no doubt.
With high praise from the nation,
And some sexless fellation --
To get either, he must stick it out.
--- William N Nesbit P9911
And Big Macs have created a gut.
Now much to his shame,
Comes Sally to claim:
In her negligee he likes to strut.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Under oath he adds this to the mix.
All the charges are nil;
There's no favors from Bill,
Except for those teenager chicks.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
And how many loose women he's nailed.
Presidential recreation
Affects the whole nation.
When faced with temptataion, he failed.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Our honor's been sold out the door.
World friends are dismayed
At the mess that we've made.
We can all thank the Clintons and Gore.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
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