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They say Little Willie was bent F. O. P. bosses just made a "sale": An ethical life is divine, Nervous tongues are now starting to wag Slick Willy was a PLOCE whiz, Grand juries make Bill bristle quick; There is a White House on the hill, The issues were always complex; The country, when asked about Bill, The adoption idea is keen; Sanchez said to the press yesterday, I am well known to "get around"; In the New York Times, she wasn't kind; In his costume, far too much he drank; Dick Morris is ready to squeal. The Dick Morris-Prostitute muss Patrick Knowlton says, "Time to embark Bill can sit there with face very stony They must think gays are docile as lambs; Henry Waxman steps up to rebut, In college I sucked on a joint, From combat, I kept myself free; After college I went beyond frugal, My hero, Bill Clinton's more grand Not once: Unbelievably, TWICE, While obscurely I live out my days You can have all the joys that you seek, But now the law has gone fuzzy; Now I carefully brush my white hair; In Chicago Bill Clinton kicked tail; Slick Willy's a son of AK, What can be said of the sexes In the summer of 1998, James Carville, with antics bizaarre, What a bulldog, or is she a mutt? Miss Lewinsky, Miss Tripp and Ken Starr Out to prove that Bill Clinton's a liar, Are we sure that Ms. Linda Tripp McDougal thought Bill would produce Bill and Hillary have been relying Ms Sanchez is caught in the mess Craig Livingstone has no contrition. (Rosemary Woods - Nixon secty who may have screwed tapes)
For Bill, two-way race is no fun; Now I wonder what Sanchez will do Disrespect for Marines toppled Lister, The latest White House Romeo There once was a young White House aide, On display, let's go see what they've built; Linda Tripp says "It couldn't be ironicker, As Bill's cronies all sit down to dine, There are some in high places afraid They left for the midwest by air; "Just go on groping girls," they all say There once was a man from Hope, How does Bill still make all these gals swoon? Don't fall for the time-honored trap "One more monument's what the folks need! Bill's distracted, he says, by detractors They said it was the worst of slimes. Did the people in Utah have a say Don't you love the American Way, His private behavior is shameless; Those who came to hear Clinton topside, There once was an affable gent He may tell one hell of a lie; We the people are loathe to convict him, I'll miss old slick Willy, for sure,
On finding ways to circumvent
Just about every law
In Hope, Arkansas --
So on to the White House he went!
--- John Miller
"Union votes" to help Clinton prevail.
But rank and file aren't amused.
They resent being used
By those who might end up in jail.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
And yes, would that more'd toe the line.
So petition your member
Of Congress. Remember
The ethics we follow are mine.
--- Knotweed
As new scandals throw up bright red flags.
Adding fuel to the fire,
Clinton's laundry grows higher,
Overworking the White House Maytag.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Who sparkled with smart legal fizz;
Most memorable line,
Legacy define,
"Depends on what 'is' means as 'is'."
--- Chris Papa
Ken Starr is sure that it will stick.
Bill's placement in history
Is now not a mystery;
He'll be known as "Old Whistledick!"
--- Anon
Inside residing the fool named Bill,
Who thinks with his pants,
Overlooking the chance
He would get caught, and probably will.
--- Anon
On the 60's Bill often reflects.
To join the parade,
He had his sign made:
Can you help me 'cause I'll work for sex.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Said, "We'd rather pick one who will
Be true to his mate,
Not create Zippergate
But who is like that on the Hill?"
--- Scandalous Limerix P9804
New youngster for Bill and his Queen.
With the counselor he jests;
Woody Allen suggests
That he gets one about seventeen.
--- Jim Weaver Collection a
Bob Dornan should just go away.
"He'd not got it somehow
That I'm in the House now.
I've moved in and I'm planning to stay!"
--- Jim Weaver Collection
My popularity often lost then found.
An amiable dope,
I come back to Hope
Just to put one more friend in the ground.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Tell us who got to Maureen Dowd's mind?
Bill's the young golden boy
And those in his employ
Must clean up what he leaves behind.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
He's one "buttman" the Demo's don't thank.
He won't last very long;
The whole concept was wrong,
Because he followed Congressman Frank.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
He's signed a big Random House deal.
Will he trade Clinton's neck
For a book and a check?
How much will he really reveal?
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Kicked up a new Democrat fuss.
But it cleaned up real quick
When they found out that Dick
"Absorbed heat" and, was therefore, a plus.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
On a journey to make light what's dark.
The truth has been smothered.
I'll sue those who covered
For the guys who dumped Vince in the park."
--- Jim Weaver Collection
And purport that the truth is baloney.
But surprise has not come;
Maybe we're not so dumb.
They've proven the Foster note phoney.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
In the White House they suffered more slams.
Since the gloves caused chagrin,
Here's the story they'll spin:
They were offering rectal exams.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Right after a shampoo and cut.
"Though they might be evil,
Let's stop the upheaval.
If the Clinton's are crooks, well so what?"
--- Jim Weaver Collection
But my lesson I'd already loint.
To stay out of jail,
I didn't inhale,
So I DIDN'T do drugs, see my point?
--- John Miller
I was being a scholar, you see.
Well sure, I flunked out;
You expect me to shout
"Hey Draft Boaard. I'm done. Come get me?"
--- John Miller
Working scams with some cons (not McDougal)
And learned to beguile
With a Pepsodent smile,
And for fun played some gigs with my bugle.
--- John Miller
Once Hillary took him in hand.
Liberal allies
And guile and slick lies
Made him Number One Con in this land.
--- John Miller
This showman and master of vice
(With the help of the press
And some payoffs, I guess)
Put his stay in the White House on ice.
--- John Miller
Proving petty crime isn't what pays.
But avoiding disaster,
I follow the master,
And fully adhere to his ways.
--- John Miller
When the meaning of words you can tweak.
So I won't go to jail
For that under-aged quail,
That I DIDN'T have sex with last week.
--- John Miller
What we're doing's OK 'cause my scuzzy
Made a godawful mess
Outside on the dress,
Which proves I was not in you, was I?
--- John Miller
I don't fart when I sit in a chair.
Look you straight in the eye
When I tell you a lie,
And don't fuck when I have an affair.
--- John Miller
He met up with an angry female.
She said, "Willy you suck!"
She's hauled off in a truck.
First Amendment be damned, she's in jail!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Where the boys all like rolls in the hay
With their sisters and daughters,
And piggy hindquarters,
Beating all you can get there for pay.
--- John Miller
In Arkansas accurately reflectses,
But substitute dogies
For them there hoggies,
And you could be talking about Texas.
--- MrMalo
Bill Clinton faced Monicagate.
And staunch by his side,
Jesse Jackson as guide,
Who had sins of his own to relate.
--- Dr Limerick
This is file vbm
Gloves on, mouth in gear, set to spar,
Has climbed into the ring,
And has started to swing.
He wants to knock out Kenneth Starr!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
She's a talking, head partisan nut.
As Ann Lewis denies
What we all know are lies,
She and Barney kiss slick Willy's butt.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Were out for a night in a bar.
With Trippy onlooking,
Ken and Mon started cooking,
Smartly spewing right into a jar!
--- Whacked TP9901
Starr thinks that his tack is surefire.
He gives it good chance
That when Clinton last danced,
He fell over the Linda Tripp wire.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Does not use handcuffs or a whip?
Not to be mean,
But is she a drag queen?
She should shut up and button her lip.
--- Arden
A pardon to get him turned loose.
But Bill got cold feet
And let Jim take the heat.
Now the heat's on the Gander and Goose!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
On McDougal to keep them from frying.
But as Jim faces jail,
His loyalty's grown stale.
He says he'll expose Clinton's lying.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
As supporters are forced to confess.
She would not have won
Without fraud they have spun.
The vote hangs on a thousand or less.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Six months missing, he's under suspicion.
We're dropping our jaw;
He is swearing he saw
A Rosemary Woods apparition.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Perot is to blame that he won.
In the ring, Chicken Ross,
It's your hat, time to toss.
I double dog dare you to run!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
If fraud allegations prove true.
Will she cut short her stay
And just "go away"?
Or throw a fit, hold her breath, and turn blue.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Who resigned before Clinton dismissed her.
Her true feelings exposed,
Sara's future slammed closed.
She went home knowing nobody missed her.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Is about to reel in lots of dough.
I'm sure Bill won't mind
That Dick's book deal was signed
In secret, almost five months ago.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Whom Slick Willie easily made.
Her steamy blow jobs,
Made him come in great gobs.
Stephanopoulos still can't get laid.
--- Michael W Johnson
We have heard lots of blood has been spilt.
Names are all sewn with care;
Of Bill Clinton beware.
It's the Arkansas suicide quilt.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
That Slick Willy would end up like Honeker.
I've now blown the whistle
On where he puts his gristle,
And been blowing, not sax, but our Monica!"
--- H Myers T9801
A new plan they must quickly design.
"They have challenged our hand;
We do not understand.
In Arkansas this stuff worked fine."
--- Jim Weaver Collection
That Web's loyalty is starting to fade.
Evidence is compelling;
Web knows more that he's telling.
Is he rethinking deals that he made?
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Today there's no sign of a scare.
Old Bill started blushing
When Al started gushing;
I thought Al would bend over right there.
--- MrMalo
In polls that reported today:
"We've looked at Dow-Jones,
And we know in our bones,
Everything that you do is OK."
--- Everett Parke
Who never inhaled on his dope.
Though the meaning of "is",
An invention of his.
He's now better liked than the Pope!
--- Frank Petersohn
Though he abuses 'em night and noon?
If he'd bottle that charm,
He could charge us an arm
And a leg, and be rich very soon!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Of spouting out nothing but crap,
Like those Yankess and Rebs
Who profane like young debs,
When talking of that Clinton chap.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
After all, mining's based upon greed.
If we keep the coal there,
It won't dirty the air."
(And "Earth First" votes will be guaranteed!)
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Disturbing Democratic benefactors;
But recession's not looming,
The economy's booming,
Urged on by some SERIOUS factors.
--- John Miller
He said, "It is the best of times.
The economy's up.
I've got a new pup.
Have I committed some crimes?"
--- Anon
About the land that was stolen away?
Or did they lose all their rights
To a thief in the night
With an "executive order" power play?
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Where Freedom and Justice hold sway?
Until guilt is proved
You're an innocent dude,
Unless you're elected today.
--- Sumaq
His public policy, aimless;
Though his deeds are ignoble,
His outlook is global,
So he will remain ever blameless.
--- Anon
Thought the Grand Canyon trees had all died.
But park rangers declare
The trees are still there.
For photo ops, they just tied them aside.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Who had quite a liberal bent.
But the voters turned right,
So he changed overnight
To a new and improved President.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
He may not measure up to your eye.
Though it may be uncanny,
You can bet your sweet fanny
That man gets more pussy than I!
--- MrMalo
So instead this is how we depict him.
Paula Jones is a slut;
Kenneth Starr peddles smut;
And Bill Clinton's their innocent victim!
--- George Maschke
And legacy that will endure.
'Twill be but a bore
With Bush and Al Gore,
Who'll lead lives impossibly pure.
--- Chris Papa
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