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This annual scene is a shock A lusty young bucko named Shearing, When they finally caught "Peeping Tom" Moyer, She was built like the goddess called Venus; A degenerate, Handy McCall, A kinky young voyeur, quite queer, A peeker at peckers named Jay Engaged in a sweet serenade I hid once behind the green heath A voyeur when hailed into court An annoying old voyeur of Scranton A voyeur was caught in the dark as Lest Citizens duly object, For Perverts who travel to Ryde, Rule 1. The Perimeter Fence. Rule 2. Use the Bushes and Hedges. Rule 3. Within Sight of the Sand. Rule 4. The Restriction on Noise. Rule 5. The Obscenity Act. Out my window now I can see Some guy is adjusting his jewels; My latest act of perversion One lady had really big FITS Some neighbors of theirs are voyeurs; For ex-peeping toms, there's a host Most evenings, to girl's pads I glide It's all 'round the world that I roam; But maybe the best thing I like, So in your bedpost carve a notch, So your husband will not break my head? I'm on notice the job not to botch, I never would hurt lovely Jayne; But thank you for your sage advice; Thank you, you're really quite kind. Last night in my new house I stayed; Here's a suggestion, my dear, But please make that sheer pair real thin, though Tonight as I'm brushing my hair, The neighbor who lives to the West, His wife, though, on this was not keen. With these ladies I'd like to fit in My neighbor likes peeping through drapes; He's got a web camera you know, Young Katie is shaving the thatch She's spreading her pussy-lips wide, No, I'm safe!, she continues to diddle And taking the little hand mirror Knock knock, here I am, my enchantress Carol was in her 'chambre coucher', She was all alone and undressed. I rapped softly so only she'd hear; As she opened the window for me I remember my last year at school; On the field, playing tennis or hockey, At a hole in the changing room wall, For my collar I felt a hand reaching; A redhead, brunette, and a blonde, Three rosebuds, so moistly en fleur, "Half my lifetime," my old friend confesses, "Half a lifetime," my old friend then sighs, "Forty years of perusing all skirts, My friend is too old for conversion; Behind this here bush, I confess So why don't I knock on her door Well may, Mr Griffiths, you ask, Well, the Joneses, you know, built a pool, And so I'm enjoying the view.
To neighbors of mine who unlock
Their doors to come out,
And look all about,
At me boffin' gals -- and not stock!
--- Anon
Indicted for sexual leering,
Said, "I'm not afraid;
I didn't get laid;
There's surely no law against peering."
--- Armand Singer
Long thought a campus-cop voyeur,
The A.C.L.U
Got him out of his stew,
"An invasion of privates," said the lawyer.
--- Irving Superior P8111
As we watched, she revealed all her she-ness.
We almost boiled over,
But the show was soon over,
As we peeked through the keyhole, she seen us.
--- Al Willis P9701a
Was arrested for being too tall.
He performed acts obscene
In the ladies latrine
While he stood and looked over the stall.
--- William N Nesbit P9602
Was watching a house from the rear,
When a cop wandered by
And arrested the guy
At the peek of his career.
--- Ann Gasser P9007
Hung out at the Y.M.C.A.
But the dick that he saw
Was Detective McGraw,
Who hauled the piqued peeker away.
--- Playboy Mag J F O'Conner
'Neath a window where stood a fair maid,
I fell out of key
And was saddened to see,
That she suddenly pulled down the shade.
--- Norm Storer P0209
To leer at Marlene's underneath.
But catching my glance
She flogged my damn lance,
And punched on my balls and my teeth.
--- Anon
Came out with this shameless retort:
"When I see couples screwing,
It's interesting viewing--
It's a wonderful spectator sport!"
--- G2301
Goes about in the parks with a lantern
Which he shines in the eyes
Of the gals and the guys
At the height of their writhin' and pantin'.
--- Keith MacMillan A104A
He spied on erotic car parkers;
But when told to desist
Said, "I just can't resist
Couples who lark when they're starkers."
--- G2683
Then the Mayor and Council Elect
Passed a law here consenting
To perverts frequenting
Our Town with immediate effect.
--- Peter Wilkins
We have published a visitor's guide,
To the Nudist Beach here,
And to make it quite clear,
What's permitted and what is decried.
--- Peter Wilkins
Here the fee is just twenty-five cents.
But if what you desire
Is binocular hire,
Be aware that our fee is immense.
--- Peter Wilkins
Don't stand, sit, or lie on the ledges
Exposed to the sea.
We will double our fee
For those perverts caught whanging their wedges.
--- Peter Wilkins
This will cost the best part of a grand.
If you must have a wank,
Be considerate. Thank
You: Keep hidden and do it by hand.
--- Peter Wilkins
Not permitted are battery toys;
Though a low-level moan
As you finger your bone,
Is allowed if indulging with boys.
--- Peter Wilkins
Though the Council will treat you with tact,
We shall not grant you bail
If you're sentenced to jail,
Nor prevent you from being attacked.
--- Peter Wilkins
The building across here from me.
The windows are lit;
I can see a bit
More than folks would show me for free.
--- Marlene Lewis
Two others are fighting mock duels.
Some guy scratched his butt
And I don't know what
To say 'bout the rest of those fools.
--- Marlene Lewis
Occurred while on an excursion.
In windows I peeped,
Watching as people BEEPED.
This is the G-rated version.
--- Gearhart
When her lover said he loved her WRITS.
A lawyer you see,
Not like you and me.
Her BRIEFS are not where she sits.
--- Gearhart
They watch on from their foyer.
One has to be cautious,
Because if he's caught his
ASSETS will soon be the lawyer's.
--- Gearhart
Of pleasures in being a ghost.
I've gazed on more quim
In the showers at the gym,
Than, if not all you fellows, then most.
--- Tiddy Ogg
To bedroom, there's no need to hide.
To see someone mate her,
Or else a vibrator,
She'll give to herself a free ride.
--- Tiddy Ogg
I've watched Carol pubic hair comb.
To Ericka's I've flitted;
A turnstile she's fitted
To count all the 'guests' she brings home.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Is lesbian Annabel Sykes.
It gets pretty hot,
When there on her cot,
I'm jammed in a sandwich of dykes.
--- Tiddy Ogg
As long as the job you don't botch.
We'll make love all night,
Until first morning light,
As long as my husband can watch.
--- Jayne
I am gratefully rid of that dread!
But hubby as voyeur
Instead of a doer,
Could we please get your sister instead?
--- Tutta Gioia
As my phallus is nuzzling your crotch.
It might start to wilt
If I spy a Scots kilt,
With a laddie there, just standing watch!
--- Tutta Gioia
I rather just open a vein.
But I fear that her hubby
May take a big clubby
And splatter the brains of this swain.
--- Tutta Gioia
You seem a gourmet of life's spice!
Who knows, we may meet
On some Ayrshire street...
Then make love to Jayne, twice or thrice.
--- Tutta Gioia
This is file uzl
My husband's quite nice, you will find.
But he often groans,
Because my hormones
Make me frequently need bump and grind.
--- Jayne
From my windows I'm being displayed!
No curtain nor blind
To hide my behind...
My new neighbor expects to get laid!
--- Jeanie
To partially obscure that rear.
Go shop if you must,
But I'm asking just
Buy only a thin pair that's sheer.
--- Frank Fazed
When I am playing with Nintendo,
I want to be able
To see from my table
The view you show from your rear window!
--- Travis Brasell
I see he has brought a lawn chair.
He sits with eyes glued
To my body, full nude,
Gazing at my full lovely pair.
--- Jeanie
Seemed to enjoy the old view the best.
He'd smile, wave and nod
As he left for his job,
Every morning, looking as I dressed.
--- Anon
She resented what her husband had seen.
She's flat 'cross the chest
and envies my breast...
Seems in size, on this block, I'm the queen!
--- Anon
'Cause I don't want to move house again...
But showing them up
With my double D cup,
Is not a good way to begin!
--- Anon
As I ready for bed, his jaw gapes.
He's only sixteen
And his mind isn't keen,
So I must stand just so, while he tapes.
--- Anon
And if to his site you should go,
You'll find you're the star
On the net, near and far,
As we wankers all get a free show.
--- Anon
From the lips of her virginal snatch,
And she's finding the lather
Is making her rather
Excited and eager to scratch.
--- Peter Wilkins
Dipping two or three fingers inside;
Now she's... Bugger! The curtain.
She's pulled it. I'm certain
She's noticed me standing outside.
--- Peter Wilkins
While shaving her hair pyramidal;
I'm careful the slap
Of my fist in my lap
Is unheard as I twiddle my fiddle.
--- Anon
From the sink, I will tiptoe much nearer;
And over the top
Of the curtain will prop
It, in hopes I can see somewhat clearer.
--- Anon
At this door in a robe and pantless.
Ready for you to do
That voo-doo you do;
I'll help you break in that new mattress
--- Anon
Brushing her long, golden hair,
While outside her window
I lurked, don't you know
Making sure her boyfriend was not there.
--- Anon
[Her lucious curves so impressed.]
My nose to the glass,
Longing to hold that ass,
Bulging nicely as you might have guessed.
--- Anon
She waved to me in the mirror,
Then turned and walked
Toward my waiting cock,
And she said "Come right in, my dear"
--- Anon
"Come quick so my neighbors don't see.
We've got hours alone
To make each other moan.
My father won't be back 'til three."
--- Anon
My hormones turned me to a fool.
All those beautiful girls
In their gym-slips and curls!
In the classroom I couldn't keep cool.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Athletic girls, lissom or stocky,
I lusted for all,
Whether short, fat or tall,
They'd all cause a rise of my cocky.
--- Tiddy Ogg
I was peeping as after netball.
They emerged from the showers,
And I looked at their flowers,
They were wonderful things, one and all.
--- Tiddy Ogg
"The rules, Ogg you surely are breaching.."
So thus spake the head.
My face sure was red....
I decided I must give up teaching.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Were in a bed having some fun.
They had fun (a lot)
At menage a "twat",
Unaware of me looking on.
--- Tutta Gioia
Their moaning just adding allure.
I wish we had been
Together unseen,
How delightful the role of voyeur!
--- Tutta Gioia
"I've been looking up pretty girl's dresses.
Now I don't get the chance
'Cause the girls all wear pants,
And the guys are the ones with long tresses."
--- John Miller 0065
"Of kneecaps and pretty bare thighs,
But intact underwear
Has always been there
To prevent any pleasant surprise."
--- John Miller 0065a
Of straining my sight till it hurts;
Not once what I saw
Was breaking the law;
I'd done better perusing men's shirt's.
--- John Miller 0065b
I'm upset by his childish perversion.
Well, since I'm upset,
I'll relax on the net
By perusing some "adult" diversion.
--- John Miller 0065c
I watch Katie, my neighbor, undress
In her bedroom at night
And the heavenly sight
Of her causes me trouser distress.
--- Peter Wilkins
And demand that we screw on the floor?
Well, she lives with her dad
Who is known to be mad
And is somewhere near seven foot four.
--- Peter Wilkins
Why I'm here in a rottweiler mask,
Squatting here in the garden
And nursing my hard-on,
As if I'm enjoying my task.
--- Anon
To use in July to keep cool;
And their young daughter Jane,
(Do I need to explain?)
Will swim in the nude as a rule.
--- Anon
I'm sure you would like a peep too.
If you put on this head,
They'll think it's dog Fred,
Not perverts like us, looking through.
--- Anon
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