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We all know she's behind lots of crime; She is talking to Ghandi, they note, That disingenuous pair, The evidence can't be refuted; China human rights problems now brew. (Harry Wu, Chinese dissident)
Hillary, of course, thinks that's not fair The Clinton Presidency's filled with strife. Before those "war chest" monies you drain. As we hear her moanin' and bitchin', A new plot hatched to end Clinton's breath, Though she thinks Will Safire uncouth, Slick Willy, you're making us gag; We know better than her sweet facade; There was a young woman named Rodham, A fierce lady lawyer of Sodom Clinton's fall made him feel his own pain She has shredded so you will not find Reponding to critics, Bill's bolder, She's all-knowing, the First Evil Witch; In deceit no one else holds a candle; The mortician said, "I know what's best. An employee may cause Rodham's doom; Hillary and Bill they got hitched; "Please, dear Eleanor, join in my fight, (mother Gingrich called Hillary a bitch on TV)
William Kennedy's comments are rich; As Hillary mounted her broom, Willy's colorfully sharp as a tack; Solving problems they heard was his niche; The new White House dog was named Jade. She wants money, that's well understood; The Chinese built Hillary a potty; If you've ever seen Hillary's pan, The Clintons are quite a Greek play, When Hillary said there'd be no (remember you are a man)
Hillary's often at odds with her Mister We wonder, what's Hillary's role? Ken Starr they attempt to deter On Chung, they called her a bitch; She tried a new twist, Hillary Rodham, Said Slick Willy to the former Miss Rodham, A lawyer named Hillary C. Well now, folks, it's well known Willy's bubble is ready to burst, Both Bill Gates and Bill Clinton are "Bill". About Hillary? What can I say? The report seemed, at first, very odd, That she's tough, some guys just cannot face; There once was a Prez from Hot Springs, A socialist named Hilary Rodham There was a First Lady named Hillary Raw power is Rodham's great vice. There once was a lady named Rodham, Once again Bill's embroiled in great strife; After Bill's TV admission show-stopper -- At his 50th birthday, a roast; When the plane hit, officials were vexed. "Conspiracy!" Hillary cries, Rodham's strong and gives males what for; Now Hillary's entered the fray; She's a lady who's filled with such drive, When the President moves to New York, Bill has proven that by his score. Now Hillary's known as a leader; Hillary Billary Socks, "On my honor, I solemnly swear," There once was a lady named Rodham,
Up the Capitol Hill she will climb.
Rodham sits in the chair,
Do you solemnly swear?
"Why hell yes, I swear all of the time."
--- Polimerick Press P9704
But his message sure got Rodham's goat.
"I'm a non-violent sort,
And I'm sad to report,
If alive, I would go for your throat."
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Who live in the White House with flair,
Sure could disremember,
From now 'til December,
When it came to saving their hair.
--- Chris Papa
Culpability can't be disputed.
"How could you?" She cried
And you should have lied
Saying "She snapped her thong just like you did!"
--- Anon
She considered the conference anew.
When deciding to go,
The new poll she must know:
We want to trade Rodham for Wu.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Unless she also acts like a hare.
So she misses the love
Of her own lonesome dove --
Too bad Vince Foster's no longer there.
--- Anon
Impeached, and fighting for his life;
He can't start a war;
It's been done before.
So, when all else fails, Wag the Wife.
--- David A Brooks Q
First Lady, please stop, feel our pain.
Hillary, maybe you ought'er
Not forget about Whitewater.
I'm sure it'll be an issue of this campaign.
--- David A Brooks Q
We notice her eyes started twitchin'.
Rodham, you're not elite,
If you can't take the heat,
Then get your butt back in the kitchen!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
A la Shakespeare in Lady Macbeth.
The police undercover
Had chance to discover,
Rodham's hired to bitch him to death.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
And is whining, like back in her youth,
In her polls is a dive.
More think Elvis alive
Than believe Rodham's telling the truth.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Your plan is not in the bag.
You're giving a curse,
Now what could be worse?
Four years with Hillary on the rag!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Against Rodham, we need a jihad.
In the sky, watch it form;
We detect a great storm.
Time to hand her the lightning rod.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Whose friends didn't dare call her "Modom",
But for Willie's OK
On the health stuff she'd say,
If he wanted a girl, she allot 'em.
--- Anon
Found her man felt no joy till she'd prod him.
'Tween gut-kicks and kisses,
He'd groan, "Don't stop, Mrs..."
She'd hiss, "Don't say Clinton, it's Rodham"
--- Anon
And gave Gore a few hours to reign.
But Al had to brawl
With Bill's wife in the hall
Just to make her let go of the reins.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
All the files she put out of her mind.
So beware of her smile,
Rodham's so low and vile,
One step up is a rodent's behind.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
As Rodham gets tougher and colder.
With arrogance showing,
He loudly is crowing,
They've not built a jail than can hold 'er.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Her support the fans won't ever ditch.
Add to her ESP,
PMS and you'll see,
Rodham's really a know-it-all bitch.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
So for Rodham, we have a great handle.
Guinness just made the call;
Her new plaque's on the wall:
"Undisputed First Lady Of Scandal"
--- Jim Weaver Collection
And Ms. Rodham, you're really a pest.
It's perverted and sick.
Don't you touch Foster's dick.
I will not let you lay him to rest."
--- Jim Weaver Collection
She is set to escape on her broom.
For the first time she'll meet
He who caused all the heat;
Mr. Livingstone may I presume?
--- Jim Weaver Collection
From Whitewater theft, they got rich;
As Prez, things got sticky
For Bill and his dickie,
So she'll end up Senator...er..Rodham.
--- Anon
And bring all the answers to light."
Well Ms. Rodham, my dear,
We have wisdom up here.
Heaven knows mother Gingrich was right!"
--- Jim Weaver Collection
A hole in the ground's not a ditch.
He claims pigeons can't fly;
Three year olds don't ask why;
And Ms. Rodham's not really a witch.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
She shrieked a foreboding of doom:
I'll sooner be dead
Than to share the same bed;
I'll be damned if I'll share the same room!
--- Anon
There's a yellow streak right down his back.
Drugs cause red nose surprise;
Black bags under his eyes;
Off his blue balls Ms. Rodham will hack.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Bill met players and owners quite rich.
He hurled Ms. Rodham
Right out on her bottom
When he misheard "Throw out the first pitch."
--- Jim Weaver Collection
No longer does Socks have it made.
Came comment from Willy,
"I got this for Hilly."
Sir, you made a remarkable trade.
--- Jim Weaver Collection a
Taxing all of it, if but she could.
Let's take from the rich
And give to the bitch;
That's enough of this damn Rodham Hood.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
For 26 thou is ain't shoddy.
It's a golden ditch
Just for the First Bitch.
Chinese no lose face -- see 1st twattie!
--- Marsha Magee TP9806
It's hard to place blame on the man.
But as to his member,
She cannot remember.
It's never been part of her plan.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Each in a quite unique way.
DEUTERAGONIST, which
The dog or the bitch?
A showdown is coming our way.
--- Chris Papa
This is file usm
White males in the cabinet or she'd go.
An ex-lover named Flowers
Said, "Bill, use your powers,
Te hominum esse memento."
--- FB
And when Clinton sniffed "flowers", it pissed her.
But she takes it in stride,
Just swallowed her pride,
While she plots the return of "The Twister."
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Then she says in a voice very cold,
"Unless it's proven true,
There's naught you can do.
I'm so glad I voted for Dole."
--- Anon
As witch hunt, his job they refer.
Comes as no great surprise,
Rodham has lying eyes;
The witch they are hunting is her.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
She's always attacking the rich.
This woman's frustrating
And more irritating
Than even the worst rectal itch.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
To keep Clinton home, she un-shod him.
He broke her padlocks
And just in his socks
He ached as he walked clear to Sodom.
--- Al Willis
"There's two balls here and I am who's got 'em.
Said she, "You dumb hick!
Though you haven't a prick,
And your balls are well trained 'cause I taught 'em."
--- Jeeves
Was arrested for trying to be
A substitute president,
Not merely a resident
Of Hubby Bill's menagerie.
--- Kalkbrenner
Where the balls on that couple have grown.
Though Willie is slick
And quick with his dick,
It the Mrs that the brass ones owns.
--- Joe Long
And the evil First Lady is cursed.
He is in her firm grip,
With her chain and her whip,
And no longer is Carter the worst.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Both are slicker than slick, if you will.
Though Bill Gates is the smarter
By two and a quarter,
He'd lack Hillary's help on the Hill.
--- Anon
We learn more about her each day.
She has the power
To make Clinton cower,
And the others stay out of her way.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
But it soon got a favorable nod.
Most dylexics with sense
Have come off of the fence,
And are calling Ms. Rodham a "god"!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Fans say she can take any man's place.
Twice the pitcher threw wide,
And the umpire cried,
"That's four balls, Rodham go take your base!"
--- Jim Weaver Collection a
With a flair for affairs and hot flings.
His wife -- a ballbuster --
Was a real General Custer
Of health coverage's arrows and slings.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Planned our health care from top down to bottom;
With districts and councils
To take out our tonsils
And bureaucrats friendly as Saddam.
--- Don Hart
Who was caught in a sly peccadillo: She
Had sold Health Care stocks short,
And when dragged into court,
Was compelled to do time in a pillory.
--- Don Moore P9405
Don't get in her way, there's a price.
Over hill, over dale,
She has kicked Billy's tail.
Isn't megalomania nice?
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Got tired of being on the bottom.
She said, "I'll be danged!
Let Bill be hanged!
I'm going to be mistress of Sodom.
--- Marsha Magee
It's a pattern that shaped his whole life.
With her usual reaction,
Hillary went into action,
Acting more like a mother than wife.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
He'd had a relationship quite improper.
We're told that Hillary
Simply had no idee.
Is she a name we want in the Senate hopper?
--- David A Brooks Q
Rodham's wearing the pants, she will boast.
Flowers readys her song;
Thoughts of Marilyn be gone.
"If she sings it, dear Willy, you're toast."
--- Jim Weaver Collection
It had left Clinton's aides quite perplexed.
But their ears really burned
When Ms. Rodham had learned:
In succession, that she was not next.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
"The fault of those right-winger guys!"
(Right-wingers want Gore?
Good Lord, tell me more!
Must be pinkos in right-wing disguise!)
--- John Miller
She's the woman the others adore.
But she's not elected;
Bill's always erected;
Can we all say political whore?
--- Jim Weaver Collection
"A right-wing conspiracy", she'll say.
With this special spin,
They hope that they'll win,
And that Bill can continue to play.
--- Dbled
Who believes that we've swallowed her jive.
Now we've learned of her fraud,
And she's screaming abroad,
That we're not going to take her alive.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
(The REAL one - all balls and no dork)
Do you think that she will
Get rid of her Bill,
Or apply to his arms extra torque?
--- Anon
So I think she'll show him the door.
With a kick in the ass,
And a ticket, coach class,
'Cause she doesn't need him anymore.
--- Anon
First president minus a peter.
Women knowingly nod
For a woman is God!
And the chief exec is a breeder!
--- Oddo Von Schlong T9714
They listen when She talks.
"Now listen to me,"
Said She to he,
"Or else I'll change the locks."
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Said Bill Clinton, right hand in the air,
"Not to make any moves
Unless Hillary approves
Since she'd cut off my balls if I'd dare."
--- John Sandler P9303
Who demanded appointments and got 'em.
So by gender and race,
They all took their place,
In the Clinton's Gomorrah and Sodom.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
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