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Exercising without a mishap,
The first couple's knees Doc will wrap.
Almost ready to go,
But the trainer must know
This time which one gets the jock strap.
--- Jim Weaver Collection

Fires burn and make cauldrons bubble;
Once again there's some trouble with Hubbell.
He taught Hill all the ropes,
So he knows how to cope,
And he charged his law firm at least double.
--- Jim Weaver Collection

At the White House they're getting excited;
Create spin, you're all hereby invited.
One receives most appeal,
Claims it's not a big deal;
There have been many First Ladies indicted.
--- Jim Weaver Collection

They called them the three musketeers,
And they were all Hillary's dears.
First Vince Foster's shot down,
Nussbaum's run out of town,
Now Hubbell must serve a few years.
--- Jim Weaver Collection

Are there other things Starr will get to?
Evidence to be had, something new?
Implicate the First Lady
In land deals so shady?
Hey, Hillary, maybe you'll be gone, too!!
--- David A Brooks Q

Hillary wrote a term paper
About the Watergate caper.
It recently surfaced
And makes her nervous
Because of its very nature.
--- Gearhart

Subpoenaed by Sub-committee,
Bill Clinton said, "Oh no--not me,
Nor my innocent daughter
Was involved in Whitewater--
But, maybe...perhaps...Hillary?"
--- Beecher Smith P9611

The First Lady may soon be indicted.
Her dealing are being spotlighted.
But we all know full well
She won't land in a cell,
And her wrongs will not ever be righted.
--- Jim Weaver Collection

You'll find that we all have been told
With clean hands, we are both good as gold.
Imagine the specter
Of her lie detector;
When hooked up, Rodham's head will explode.
--- Jim Weaver Collection

Some question the First Lady's connection
To campaign funds for Bill's reelection.
But her careful replies
Will not reveal ties,
"I can't recall; I have no recollection."
--- Jim Weaver Collection

Behind bars is where Hillary's headed;
It's a loan file that she has long dreaded.
They let this one by;
There's a tear in her eye.
"Why the hell wasn't Flowerwood shredded?"
--- Jim Weaver Collection

"It doesn't matter whatever you find,
I will cover Ms. Rodham's behind.
Though you're sure there's a smell,
If you think I will tell,
You are all out of your freaking mind."
--- Jim Weaver Collection

Hill's real estate records had strayed,
While Bill at his office desk played.
UNBEKNOWNST to the two,
The files came to view
On White House hall table displayed.
--- Elois

From her land deals much money she took;
At the records we never could look.
She made profits divine
In her dealing bovine.
It is clear the First Lady's a crook!
--- Jim Weaver Collection

Because records could turn up the heat,
They're destroyed without skipping a beat.
When at first she awakes,
What's the food Rodham takes?
She, of course, recommends Shredded Wheat.
--- Jim Weaver Collection

Midwest child with factors genetic,
Behave in a manner frenetic.
And never was good
Or joy understood,
Because of a temper SPLENETIC.
--- Chris Papa

She married an Arkansas dork,
A cheat after popping the cork.
Though she got her way,
And this very day,
Is Senator from old New York.
--- Chris Papa

She aspires to equal her mate,
Not represent large Eastern State.
Her home residential
For run presidential,
Alas, that is our country's fate.
--- Chris Papa

Al DeAmato has so far been vexed;
By Ms. Rodham he seems to be hexed.
Our fans have no equal,
They'll call for a sequel:
"It takes a subpoena" is next.
--- Jim Weaver Collection

Ms Rodham, please help us along,
And we will be ending this song.
I hope you are willing;
Give records of billing.
Whoops, three years of records are gone.
--- Jim Weaver Collection

In the White house, they're flipping their lids,
Extramarital stuff she forbids.
The choice for a baby
Is having sex, maybe,
Or adopt one of Bill's other kids.
--- Polimerick Press P9704

Poor Hillary helps Clinton preach
Those values that no one should breach;
But Bill will assert
(While chasing Jen's skirt):
"Ignore my wife's figures of speech!"
--- Mark Levy P9508

There once was a nymph, name of Rodham,
Who, with Bill, was traveling to Sodom.
Bill paused on the way
For a bit of foreplay,
But neglected Ms. Rodham's fine bottom.
--- Baker

Looks like the first marriage has a new start on.
And Hillary's trying a new look so smart on.
Bill gave her a gold pin,
Saying, "I won't do it agin"
That's great! Now they both have a heart on.
--- David A Brooks Q

Now Hillary's known as a leader.
It's hard to say who could succeed her.
Before her youth wanes,
And because of her brains,
With Clinton's consent, we should breed her.
--- Al Willis

Good God! Are you out of your gourd?
One of HER's all the land can afford.
Export her and her man
To Hong Kong or Japan;
Keep them down to our size, Praise the Lord!
--- John Miller

I'm Hillary, and I'll tell you for certain,
I'll stand by my man, though I'm hurtin' --
I don't care who he bones,
If he leaves me alone --
If not, then I'll bring down the curtain.
--- Kaylin Brandon

H Rodham, PARAGON of wife,
Forgives the false Bill of her life.
'Twill help her campaign
For chief exec main,
Or so land with rumors is rife.
--- Chris Papa

The "Left" is in great consternation;
"Fix the Bill" or they'll be conflagration.
Rodham says with a chill,
When she talks, "Fix the Bill" ,
She speaks of her husband's castration.
--- Jim Weaver Collection

When Lewinsky got down on her knees,
The Cattle Queen was not very pleased.
But she read with gusto
Kaczynski's manifesto,
And devised some new federal decrees.
--- Mike Schneider

Wild Willy's actions don't BEHOOVE
A President that's in the groove.
He's glad Hillary's
No artilleries.
To check mate ain't just a chess move.
--- Darryl a

Chelsea walks in the room very nice.
Daddy hugs her and kisses her twice.
Then to Rodhoam she's led;
Mommy pats her dear head.
"You're right, dad, she's colder than ice."
--- Jim Weaver Collection

As the bimbos Ms. Rodham recalls,
One more time and she says Willy falls.
"In empowerment tents,
If I catch such events,
I'll cut off your inaugural balls."
--- Jim Weaver Collection

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At least now we know who is smart;
It sure isn't Bill, the old fart.
Who Hillary is screwing
Is not open to viewing,
'Cause she fucks 'em and cuts out their heart.
--- Cheryl

To Willy we notice frigidity;
Bovine dealings revealed her cupidity.
If you think Rodham's great,
You no longer need wait;
Please enter the room marked "Stupidity".
--- Jim Weaver Collection

Everyone here, please take note;
Hillary has got my vote.
Poor sorry lass,
Her husband's an ass,
But on him she seem to dote.
--- Arden

Said the prez, "I'll pay debt without fail;
So though Hillary's pussy is stale,
Since the bitch stood behind me
When Miss Flowers maligned me,
I still eat her, but never inhale."
--- John Sandler P9303

Viagra, the little blue pill;
"A Godsend," said Hillary to Bill.
"'Cause after your tricks
With those intern-type chicks,
You're able my pussy to fill!"
--- Raceway

Now Hillary's known as a leader,
Yet she can't even find poor Bill's peter.
If she was a leader, she'd ask Bill to eat her;
When faced with this task, he replied in a flash;
"The dog is hungry, go feed her."
--- Lorraine T9711

To clear up a point, Bill was glad;
"To call her First Lady is mad!"
As he said to the throng,
"You have got it all wrong!
It means she's the first one I had!"
--- Moony TP9802

Once again Bill and his wife disagree.
He's so Hemmingway-esque we can see.
For one question she'll opt,
For whom the pants dropped.
"Do not ask dear, the pants drop for thee."
--- Jim Weaver Collection

Hillary looked at him, countenance stern,
And said "Bill, a new leaf you shall turn."
He said "Love, to be frank,
I would much rather wank
Than be framed by another intern."
--- Anon

Once was a leader named Bill,
Who, always in search of a thrill,
Said, "I'll find a young intern,
Who won't mind a rugburn,
'Cause Hillary gives me a chill."
--- Tim Thompson

Now Willy, they say you're depressed.
The Oval Office you surely messed.
But with loyal mate,
You'll emjoy your fate,
Since she shuns you Harlem love nest.
--- Chris Papa

The First Lady sighed as she sat,
"That Monica looks kind of fat.
She's hornier than me,
Indubitably,
But then, so is old Socks the Cat."
--- Anon

Buddy's going to be neutered, they say;
I read in the paper today.
Socks was given the saw
While in Arkansaw;
At Bill, Hillary's thinking that way.
--- S C Saint a

When Slick Willy jogs in the mall,
Hillary Rodham will soon get a call.
For when he stops to pee,
He's going to see
That her number's all over the wall.
--- Jim Weaver Collection

Communing with ghosts on her roster,
Such as Eleanor, Ghandi, and Foster;
They seemed to advise,
On Bill, and his lies,
"Why not dump that lecherous imposter?"
--- Don Hart

There was a First Lady named Hillary
Who remembered the days when the pillory
Was the punishment given
By husbands who'd driven
Their women to raid the distillery.
--- John Peyton Cooke

An adulterous liar named Bill
Was possessed of a wife with a will
To reach the White House
On the back of her spouse,
And not on her knowledge or skill.
--- Jim Weaver Collection

Now Bill has us all in a tizzy.
Man, has he ever been busy.
He's skirting the dirt
While flirting with skirts,
And Hillary still wonders, "Is He?"
--- Rusty Smith

Bill really loves a good blow.
He's a liar; I'm sure that it's so.
Does Hillary buy it?
Or does she just keep quiet.
How he does it, I'd sure like to know.
--- Navin

Our First Lady was taken aback
When the Court gave her hubby no slack.
Asked she of her mate,
"You still want to date?
Then I think you should hurry and pack."
--- Jim Weaver Collection

She knows Bill's a philandering sinner;
Rodham's patience is getting much thinner.
She got his attention
When he heard her mention
That Ms. Bobbitt was coming to dinner.
--- Jim Weaver Collection

I need to confess about Bill:
His spunk is a quite bitter pill.
I don't give him head
And seldom do spread.
I'd rather he jack and I jill.
--- John Miller

They're calling the Prez, "The Big Zipper".
"New rock group?" asks Hillary, chipper.
"Well he does play the sax.
Tell the folks to relax;
We'll leave it to Al and to Tipper."
--- Ystap TP9802

Now Hillary's known as a leader,
Because she sucks Bill's three-foot tweeter!
But Willy's lez wife
Is handy with that knife,
And his whang is no longer a meter!
--- Chilly Willy T9711

There once was a DC whore,
Who talked daily to Ellenor.
She married a hick
Who thought with his dick,
And was a liar to his very core.
--- Jim Weaver Collection

Brinkley's comments created some strife,
But Bill told him it's just part of life.
"You just bobbled the ball;
My goof's biggest of all;
Asking Rodham if she'd be my wife."
--- Jim Weaver Collection

Not every mistreater's a louse,
For implicit in Hillary's grouse
Lies a message subliminal:
Mistreatment is criminal
(Unless the abuser's my spouse!)
--- Anon

Now Hillary's known as a leader,
And Slick Willy's salary feeds her.
Clinton runs 'round;
Hillary won't frown.
Where are the morals of Peter.

(Peter's morals - he was a fucking pervert! - McW)
--- T9710

He is evil but he's not a dummy.
It's clear he thinks his parter's crummy.
But before you pre-judge,
Here's a wink and a nudge;
Before Rodham, you might choose that mummy.
--- Jim Weaver Collection

Bill Clinton in need of some quips
Trimmed his wife's hairy pussy with snips,
Then as Democrats cheered,
Showed the snatch with no beard.
"There's no bush!" she exclaimed. "Read my lips!"
--- Phil Cannibal P9301

I doubt Billy boy will be gloating
At surviving the seas he's been boating.
These days there's no chance
He's been getting romance;
I bet Hillary don't do deep throating.
--- Anon

Hilly, who once would be queen,
Has somehow been squooshed in between.
Her husband, the clown,
Has most likely put down
Any chance at the "First Husband" scene.
--- John Miller

For her he seems to have no respect,
But what the hell else to expect
From a former "hippie".
The '60's, you see,
Their happy home he sure did wreck.
--- Arden

Mrs Clinton did not look amused,
And appeared to be fairly short-fused,
When I saw her today,
Walking grimly away
From the guy who is being accused.
--- Jim Weaver Collection


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