Exercising without a mishap, Fires burn and make cauldrons bubble; At the White House they're getting excited; They called them the three musketeers, Are there other things Starr will get to? Hillary wrote a term paper Subpoenaed by Sub-committee, The First Lady may soon be indicted. You'll find that we all have been told Some question the First Lady's connection Behind bars is where Hillary's headed; "It doesn't matter whatever you find, Hill's real estate records had strayed, From her land deals much money she took; Because records could turn up the heat, Midwest child with factors genetic, She married an Arkansas dork, She aspires to equal her mate, Al DeAmato has so far been vexed; Ms Rodham, please help us along, In the White house, they're flipping their lids, Poor Hillary helps Clinton preach There once was a nymph, name of Rodham, Looks like the first marriage has a new start on. Now Hillary's known as a leader. Good God! Are you out of your gourd? I'm Hillary, and I'll tell you for certain, H Rodham, PARAGON of wife, The "Left" is in great consternation; When Lewinsky got down on her knees, Wild Willy's actions don't BEHOOVE Chelsea walks in the room very nice. As the bimbos Ms. Rodham recalls,
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At least now we know who is smart; To Willy we notice frigidity; Everyone here, please take note; Said the prez, "I'll pay debt without fail; Viagra, the little blue pill; Now Hillary's known as a leader, To clear up a point, Bill was glad; Once again Bill and his wife disagree. Hillary looked at him, countenance stern, Once was a leader named Bill, Now Willy, they say you're depressed. The First Lady sighed as she sat, Buddy's going to be neutered, they say; When Slick Willy jogs in the mall, Communing with ghosts on her roster, There was a First Lady named Hillary An adulterous liar named Bill Now Bill has us all in a tizzy. Bill really loves a good blow. Our First Lady was taken aback She knows Bill's a philandering sinner; I need to confess about Bill: They're calling the Prez, "The Big Zipper". Now Hillary's known as a leader, There once was a DC whore, Brinkley's comments created some strife, Not every mistreater's a louse, Now Hillary's known as a leader, (Peter's morals - he was a fucking pervert! - McW)
He is evil but he's not a dummy. Bill Clinton in need of some quips I doubt Billy boy will be gloating Hilly, who once would be queen, For her he seems to have no respect, Mrs Clinton did not look amused,
The first couple's knees Doc will wrap.
Almost ready to go,
But the trainer must know
This time which one gets the jock strap.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Once again there's some trouble with Hubbell.
He taught Hill all the ropes,
So he knows how to cope,
And he charged his law firm at least double.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Create spin, you're all hereby invited.
One receives most appeal,
Claims it's not a big deal;
There have been many First Ladies indicted.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
And they were all Hillary's dears.
First Vince Foster's shot down,
Nussbaum's run out of town,
Now Hubbell must serve a few years.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Evidence to be had, something new?
Implicate the First Lady
In land deals so shady?
Hey, Hillary, maybe you'll be gone, too!!
--- David A Brooks Q
About the Watergate caper.
It recently surfaced
And makes her nervous
Because of its very nature.
--- Gearhart
Bill Clinton said, "Oh no--not me,
Nor my innocent daughter
Was involved in Whitewater--
But, maybe...perhaps...Hillary?"
--- Beecher Smith P9611
Her dealing are being spotlighted.
But we all know full well
She won't land in a cell,
And her wrongs will not ever be righted.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
With clean hands, we are both good as gold.
Imagine the specter
Of her lie detector;
When hooked up, Rodham's head will explode.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
To campaign funds for Bill's reelection.
But her careful replies
Will not reveal ties,
"I can't recall; I have no recollection."
--- Jim Weaver Collection
It's a loan file that she has long dreaded.
They let this one by;
There's a tear in her eye.
"Why the hell wasn't Flowerwood shredded?"
--- Jim Weaver Collection
I will cover Ms. Rodham's behind.
Though you're sure there's a smell,
If you think I will tell,
You are all out of your freaking mind."
--- Jim Weaver Collection
While Bill at his office desk played.
UNBEKNOWNST to the two,
The files came to view
On White House hall table displayed.
--- Elois
At the records we never could look.
She made profits divine
In her dealing bovine.
It is clear the First Lady's a crook!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
They're destroyed without skipping a beat.
When at first she awakes,
What's the food Rodham takes?
She, of course, recommends Shredded Wheat.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Behave in a manner frenetic.
And never was good
Or joy understood,
Because of a temper SPLENETIC.
--- Chris Papa
A cheat after popping the cork.
Though she got her way,
And this very day,
Is Senator from old New York.
--- Chris Papa
Not represent large Eastern State.
Her home residential
For run presidential,
Alas, that is our country's fate.
--- Chris Papa
By Ms. Rodham he seems to be hexed.
Our fans have no equal,
They'll call for a sequel:
"It takes a subpoena" is next.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
And we will be ending this song.
I hope you are willing;
Give records of billing.
Whoops, three years of records are gone.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Extramarital stuff she forbids.
The choice for a baby
Is having sex, maybe,
Or adopt one of Bill's other kids.
--- Polimerick Press P9704
Those values that no one should breach;
But Bill will assert
(While chasing Jen's skirt):
"Ignore my wife's figures of speech!"
--- Mark Levy P9508
Who, with Bill, was traveling to Sodom.
Bill paused on the way
For a bit of foreplay,
But neglected Ms. Rodham's fine bottom.
--- Baker
And Hillary's trying a new look so smart on.
Bill gave her a gold pin,
Saying, "I won't do it agin"
That's great! Now they both have a heart on.
--- David A Brooks Q
It's hard to say who could succeed her.
Before her youth wanes,
And because of her brains,
With Clinton's consent, we should breed her.
--- Al Willis
One of HER's all the land can afford.
Export her and her man
To Hong Kong or Japan;
Keep them down to our size, Praise the Lord!
--- John Miller
I'll stand by my man, though I'm hurtin' --
I don't care who he bones,
If he leaves me alone --
If not, then I'll bring down the curtain.
--- Kaylin Brandon
Forgives the false Bill of her life.
'Twill help her campaign
For chief exec main,
Or so land with rumors is rife.
--- Chris Papa
"Fix the Bill" or they'll be conflagration.
Rodham says with a chill,
When she talks, "Fix the Bill" ,
She speaks of her husband's castration.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
The Cattle Queen was not very pleased.
But she read with gusto
Kaczynski's manifesto,
And devised some new federal decrees.
--- Mike Schneider
A President that's in the groove.
He's glad Hillary's
No artilleries.
To check mate ain't just a chess move.
--- Darryl a
Daddy hugs her and kisses her twice.
Then to Rodhoam she's led;
Mommy pats her dear head.
"You're right, dad, she's colder than ice."
--- Jim Weaver Collection
One more time and she says Willy falls.
"In empowerment tents,
If I catch such events,
I'll cut off your inaugural balls."
--- Jim Weaver Collection
It sure isn't Bill, the old fart.
Who Hillary is screwing
Is not open to viewing,
'Cause she fucks 'em and cuts out their heart.
--- Cheryl
Bovine dealings revealed her cupidity.
If you think Rodham's great,
You no longer need wait;
Please enter the room marked "Stupidity".
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Hillary has got my vote.
Poor sorry lass,
Her husband's an ass,
But on him she seem to dote.
--- Arden
So though Hillary's pussy is stale,
Since the bitch stood behind me
When Miss Flowers maligned me,
I still eat her, but never inhale."
--- John Sandler P9303
"A Godsend," said Hillary to Bill.
"'Cause after your tricks
With those intern-type chicks,
You're able my pussy to fill!"
--- Raceway
Yet she can't even find poor Bill's peter.
If she was a leader, she'd ask Bill to eat her;
When faced with this task, he replied in a flash;
"The dog is hungry, go feed her."
--- Lorraine T9711
"To call her First Lady is mad!"
As he said to the throng,
"You have got it all wrong!
It means she's the first one I had!"
--- Moony TP9802
He's so Hemmingway-esque we can see.
For one question she'll opt,
For whom the pants dropped.
"Do not ask dear, the pants drop for thee."
--- Jim Weaver Collection
And said "Bill, a new leaf you shall turn."
He said "Love, to be frank,
I would much rather wank
Than be framed by another intern."
--- Anon
Who, always in search of a thrill,
Said, "I'll find a young intern,
Who won't mind a rugburn,
'Cause Hillary gives me a chill."
--- Tim Thompson
The Oval Office you surely messed.
But with loyal mate,
You'll emjoy your fate,
Since she shuns you Harlem love nest.
--- Chris Papa
"That Monica looks kind of fat.
She's hornier than me,
Indubitably,
But then, so is old Socks the Cat."
--- Anon
I read in the paper today.
Socks was given the saw
While in Arkansaw;
At Bill, Hillary's thinking that way.
--- S C Saint a
Hillary Rodham will soon get a call.
For when he stops to pee,
He's going to see
That her number's all over the wall.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Such as Eleanor, Ghandi, and Foster;
They seemed to advise,
On Bill, and his lies,
"Why not dump that lecherous imposter?"
--- Don Hart
Who remembered the days when the pillory
Was the punishment given
By husbands who'd driven
Their women to raid the distillery.
--- John Peyton Cooke
Was possessed of a wife with a will
To reach the White House
On the back of her spouse,
And not on her knowledge or skill.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Man, has he ever been busy.
He's skirting the dirt
While flirting with skirts,
And Hillary still wonders, "Is He?"
--- Rusty Smith
He's a liar; I'm sure that it's so.
Does Hillary buy it?
Or does she just keep quiet.
How he does it, I'd sure like to know.
--- Navin
When the Court gave her hubby no slack.
Asked she of her mate,
"You still want to date?
Then I think you should hurry and pack."
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Rodham's patience is getting much thinner.
She got his attention
When he heard her mention
That Ms. Bobbitt was coming to dinner.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
His spunk is a quite bitter pill.
I don't give him head
And seldom do spread.
I'd rather he jack and I jill.
--- John Miller
"New rock group?" asks Hillary, chipper.
"Well he does play the sax.
Tell the folks to relax;
We'll leave it to Al and to Tipper."
--- Ystap TP9802
Because she sucks Bill's three-foot tweeter!
But Willy's lez wife
Is handy with that knife,
And his whang is no longer a meter!
--- Chilly Willy T9711
Who talked daily to Ellenor.
She married a hick
Who thought with his dick,
And was a liar to his very core.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
But Bill told him it's just part of life.
"You just bobbled the ball;
My goof's biggest of all;
Asking Rodham if she'd be my wife."
--- Jim Weaver Collection
For implicit in Hillary's grouse
Lies a message subliminal:
Mistreatment is criminal
(Unless the abuser's my spouse!)
--- Anon
And Slick Willy's salary feeds her.
Clinton runs 'round;
Hillary won't frown.
Where are the morals of Peter.
--- T9710
It's clear he thinks his parter's crummy.
But before you pre-judge,
Here's a wink and a nudge;
Before Rodham, you might choose that mummy.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Trimmed his wife's hairy pussy with snips,
Then as Democrats cheered,
Showed the snatch with no beard.
"There's no bush!" she exclaimed. "Read my lips!"
--- Phil Cannibal P9301
At surviving the seas he's been boating.
These days there's no chance
He's been getting romance;
I bet Hillary don't do deep throating.
--- Anon
Has somehow been squooshed in between.
Her husband, the clown,
Has most likely put down
Any chance at the "First Husband" scene.
--- John Miller
But what the hell else to expect
From a former "hippie".
The '60's, you see,
Their happy home he sure did wreck.
--- Arden
And appeared to be fairly short-fused,
When I saw her today,
Walking grimly away
From the guy who is being accused.
--- Jim Weaver Collection