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Slick Willy a great high price paid In this, the great land of democracy, Impeachment's a GOP ruse; How did we deserve Mr. Hyde? Hyde -- hypocrite, politician -- An Arkansas Clinton named Bill Clinton is a big fat slob; It is wrong what the RIGHT's tried to do, A Senator's vote to acquit Soon the law schools shall teach If you please, let us drop the pretense Bill, please watch what your dick's in, Monica thought Bill was quite dashing, You Dems should be calming your fears; If Clinton's to be tried for a crime When the toothpaste gets out of the tube, I had a nightmare weeks ago. There once was a Pres named Slick Willie I'm worried about the trial outcome, you see; A slick politician named Clinton, I know that you have been pining (December 1998)
Well that's why this things being tried; There once was a fellow named Hyde, Bill, you are buried in shit, The Senate's redundant and rigid; If Clinton is shown to the door, I scoffed, as did most, at the few He seemed to possess a slick coating Slick Willie, I though, was too slick So finally that Teflon's been breached. The perjury I carefully detail, "The Impeachment" has moved to the Senate, Now some say that I've overreached, The President's sin and its wages ...If so, then that most august forum With U.S. in its present state, A reporter by the name of Beauchamp The House should impeach him with ease; (Seppuku implied I think - McW)
Ken Starr, you're really a maven; Bessie and I have gone far; Now Kenneth, he knew he'd been plied; Starr gets closer; Bill's cronies will sing, Slick Willy says, "No end in sight; If a one-r star shines in his sky, Starr sets him up for the sting, Miss Lewinsky, Miss Tripp and Ken Starr, Slick's China jaunt cost a gazillion. Republicans think things can't be sweeter. Miss Lewinsky, Miss Tripp and Ken Starr After Bill led the polls to bag Dole, There once was a fellow named Starr, Why protect our poor dear, humble Bill? With all of this hurdy-gurdy, Ken Starr has a songbird, Lewinsky, The probe by Ken Starr will be ending. After Buddy was hit by a car, Seems Kenny has one little hitch; What belongs on the nation's agenda Who can tell what next follows; Why Monica, love your blue dress! I'm Clinton, the Chief that you hail; A lawyerly voyeur named Starr (Bill Maher has a talk show on TV)
The jury heard Starr and would spurn him; Ken Starr has campaigned against smut; He's claiming the president sinned Did Mr. Starr take a leak Does ANYONE mourn for that law?
For his intern DEGRINGOLADE.
For etiquette breached,
The fool was impeached,
With Hillary's new career made.
--- Chris Papa
We're about to hamstring the bureaucracy.
By going to trial
About sexual denial,
Seems to me, it's the height of hipocracy.
--- MrMalo
It's causing the public to snooze.
If every past Pres
Were thus stalked, I can't guess,
In the fallout, how many we'd lose.
--- K R Swift TP9901A
I ask you, all joking aside...
That fat mincing twit
And base hypocrite,
Excreting his humbug with pride.
--- Tutta Gioia
Went off on this critical mission,
To dig up more slime
On what's not worth a dime.
It's a plot of the Christian Coalition.
--- Karen
Was re-elected by popular swill.
"Looks like he squeaked in,"
Said Bob Dole with a grin,
"But impeach him by mid-term, we will!"
--- Jim Weaver Collection
He's in danger of losing his job.
Thanks to Lewinsky and Starr,
His job can't go far,
And we now know the size of his knob.
--- Danny
But the LEFT abused Article Two;
Four, Six, Nine, and Ten
By the Liberal den
Have had a most liberal screw.
--- John Miller
Is a curious statement, to wit:
I affirm wrong is right,
And I swear black is white,
And to lie under oat is legit!
--- George Maschke
Lawyers to have process reach.
Candidates not elected
In case not selected
So they make evidence to impeach.
--- Anon
('Cause your reasoning just makes no sense);
I don't mean to berate,
But if Bill lies so great,
From when come the House malcontents?
--- Mike
With wrong gals you sure have been mixin' --
Now Congress is moaning,
And you'll be atoning;
Impeachment is what they are fixin'.
--- Tim Thompson
But lately he's been taking a bashing.
He'll say without fear,
"Impeachment's severe --
But I deserve a good tongue lashing."
--- Kaylin Brandon
Greet impeachment of Clinton with cheers!
A "Yea" vote on the floor
Just might put Al Gore
In power for nearly ten years.
--- John Miller
And in disgrace made to do time,
Before he's locked in,
Let those pure of sin,
Sit judgement, not those full of grime.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
It was Haldeman, who was so shrewd
To observe years ago,
In another side show,
You can't get it back in the tube.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
In the White House, Bill was to throw
Himself on the knife,
Causing great strife.
I woke up in tears, crying "NO!"
--- Karen
Who came from a state of hillbillies.
He made quite a reach,
And wound up impeached
Over an intern that acted silly.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
I'm bothered by the judge's credulity.
After a long inquest,
Mr. Judge Renquist
Let King Richard the Third go scot free.
--- David A Brooks Q
Said, "Of all my sins, I'm repentin'.
Don't intend to resign,
But decision's not mine.
We don't own the house, we're just rentin'."
--- Jumping Jack
For impeachment. I could tell by your whining.
But if Bill is such scum,
Then tell me how come
The Republicans all are resigning.
--- MrMalo a
She claims what he has denied.
He could go to jail
For squeezing her tail;
I bet that fills the senate with pride.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Who slept with a lass not his bride.
"I confess it's the truth;
'Twas the folly of youth!
I was but forty-something," he cried.
--- Donna lee Dom
But most of us don't want you to quit.
Just show us some shame,
Restore pride to your name,
There's some stuff that you have to admit.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
The cost now approaches six digits.
It's all such a bore;
Do we have to have more?
Temps no longer fugits, it fidgits!
--- Island Singer TP9901
There'll be pestilence, famine, and war!
And chaos will reign
So shall havoc maintain,
If Bill Clinton's replaced by Al Gore!
--- George Maschke
Who spoke after Fall, 92,
And cried out, "Impeach!"...
Bill seemed out of reach;
I thought it was hopeless, that's true.
--- John Miller
Unaffected by lawsuits or voting.
The truth, if you will,
Slid right off of Bill,
'Midst Cuban cigars and smug gloating.
--- John Miller
For any indictment to stick,
But stray DNA
Was brought into play --
The truth came from Clinton's own prick!
--- John Miller
He who though that he couldn't be reached
And scoffed at the law
Has been trapped by his flaw.
This liar has now been impeached.
--- John Miller
Is in essence a very strange tale.
"He touched me there."
By definition unfair
And thus a President I derail.
--- Anon
And Clinton still thinks he can win it.
But Trent Lott wants to see
Inside Monica's "V"
To check if Bill's cock is still in it.
--- Knott Wright TP9901
That the law of the land has been breached.
But there's no denying
That others are dying
To save me from being impeached!
--- George Maschke
This is file upm
Will be judged by Congressional sages.
But let us compose
The jury of those,
Who never got blowjobs from pages!
--- Anon
Quite likely won't muster a quorum.
The question at large is
What to do with the charges?
It's safest to simply ignore 'em.
--- Anon
Starr does President CRIMINATE.
We'll just wait and see
What results may be;
Will impeachment be Willy's fate?
--- Chris Papa
Asked a New Yorker to teach him
Or at least give a hint on
Old W. Clinton,
And why the Senate tried to impeach him.
--- Gerald Bosacker (?)
The trial in the Senate's a breeze.
Or would it be fine
If he'd simply resign.
(Too bad that he's not Japanese.)
--- John Miller
You should be seeking safe haven.
Here come those bad cats,
All of them Democrats,
And their yowl is "Bill ain't misbehavin'."
--- Larry M
We really can't say where we are.
But sources say
For a fee of hay,
She testified for Kenneth Starr.
--- Les Stewart
The accusations could not be denied.
When asked about jizz,
He stumbled on "is";
The miserable truth was Bill lied.
--- Anon
So the Simpson defense he will bring.
Bill has made it an art;
No, not OJ but Bart.
No one saw me, you can't prove a thing.
--- Jim Weaver Collection a
Ken Starr's out to get me, for spite.
This won't go away,
Guess I'll call it a day,
I think Chicken Little was right."
--- Observer
Then Bill Clinton's a talkative guy.
If a two-r star shines
Then the White House declines
To say what might have happened, and why!
--- Prof M-G TP9802
Hoping old Billy will sing.
All he gets is defiance
As he'd tell his clients
To do the exact same thing.
--- MrMalo
All had a drink at the bar.
After Lewinsky had six,
She thought Ken's dick was a stick,
Pulled it off 'the tree'; threw it far.
--- Anon
I lied. It was 45 million.
Five more than Starr spent
On lawyers and rent.
Whose damn expense account's Willie on?
--- Marsha Magee TP9806
There's Ken Starr to turn up the heater,
With reports to the press
Of Bill's come on her dress,
Of that Presidential First Eater.
--- Frank Fazed
Tried to take down the American Czar.
She swallowed his jizz;
He argued 'bout "is";
And they made the first penis a star!
--- Anon
TV just spun out of control.
Ms Tripp was a rat,
Ms L A young brat,
But Starr's boner was just his flagpole.
--- Anon
Who fondled a Cuban cigar.
But please don't be shocked;
The bedroom was locked.
You know how Republicans are.
--- Donna Lee Dom
If Starr doesn't get him, who will?
I think the poor slob
Is just doing his job,
And I hope he goes on for the kill.
--- S C Saint
And Monica acting so flirty,
I don't know why
Kenny won't let this die;
Guess he just wants to hear her talk dirty.
--- MrMalo
Saying she and the Pres did screwinski.
She's got proof of her tryst
In her tight little fist;
Now Hillary buying plans from Kacaynski.
--- Tom Simon
Indictments for some folks are pending.
Like it or not,
Some big fish were caught.
More than one will need big-time defending.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
The Dittoheads called to Ken Starr
For an investigation
Of leash violation,
Or anything else, with no bar.
--- Dr Limerick 01-03-02
Bill denies it without a twitch.
He then smiles with ease,
But Kens on his knees.
Could it be that she's one crazy bitch?
--- MrMalo
Is closure for Starr, the big spenda.
Make his job obsolete,
Throw him out on the street,
His porn wallow he'll never surrenda.
--- Anon
In this mudhole where Ken Starr wallows.
If in searching her dress,
They find stains...What a mess!
For Bill's sake, I sure hope she swallows.
--- MrMalo
I know why the stain causes stress.
You need to be neat
When chewing Bill's meat,
For Ken Starr will subpoena the mess.
--- Anon
So far I have stayed out of jail.
Ken Starr is a jerk
Who failed in his work --
The LEAST of my sins is young quail!
--- John Miller
Pursued country matters too far.
Serving subpoenae
On the president's weenie,
Then letting it leak on Bill Maher.
--- Anon
Bill's freedom, their verdict could earn him.
But the judge overruled,
He was quite highly schooled,
And the judge replied, "Fuck it! Let's burn him!"
--- Squeaky TP9807a
His case is quite open and shut.
He claims to despise it
And loudly decries it,
And can't think of anything but.
--- Anon
And hoping to have him skinned.
But if she never talks
And old Billy boy walks,
Then Kenny boy's dick's in the wind.
--- MrMalo
On Monica's dress or just peek?
If pot and kettle are black,
Starr should now get the sack.
Private coercion we do not seek.
--- Joe Jester
It suffered from many a flaw.
Now a nice firing squad
Or a swift act of God,
Could've stopped all that nonsense we saw.
--- Anon
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