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There once was a girl from Peru,
Who would never let anyone screw.
She hated to fuck,
But was eager to suck.
Ken Starr wants to subpoena her too.
--- MrMalo P

I wonder, has Ken Starr the pull?
Can he do it and that is no bull.
If he thinks she'll swallow,
A subpoena will follow;
From what she says, she ought to be full.
--- MrMalo

The government's legal buttinsky,
Obsessed with a girl named Lewinsky,
Convinced her to squeal
By making her feel
As guilty as Teddy Kaczynski.
--- Cyber Geezer

Bill Clinton and Hillary Rodham
From Whitewater sank to the bottom;
They were slowly done in
For unethical sin;
'Twas Starr that finally got 'em.
--- Jim Weaver Collection

On politics I've no agenda...
If Bill screws Annette and then Brenda.
Good luck to Ken Starr,
Our ethical czar,
In sniffing out straying pudenda.
--- Ogni Gioia

Once again Clinton's out on a ledge
As Ken Starr's team continues to dredge
Up witnesses and facts
About unlawful acts.
The "First Fanny" hangs over the edge.
--- Jim Weaver Collection

For decades a lawyer named Starr
Kept probing for muck wide and far.
He piled up the dirt
Bought with dollars and hurt,
Yet couldn't fill up a fruit jar.
--- Cyber Geezer

Seven years of investigation,
Deposition and deputation,
But all that they've got
Is that he's hot-to-trot!
No shit! So's three-fourths of the nation!
--- Jim Weaver Collection a

Ken Starr in pursusit ASSIDUOUS,
Using tactics legal and insiduous,
Attempted to prove
And thence to remove
Bill, who he thought was invidious.
--- J'Carlin

Ken Starr is conducting a probe
Of interns all over the globe.
Democrats say, "Will you see
If you can find two or three
Whom Bill did not seek to disrobe?"
--- Everett Parker TP9804

Kenneth Starr has been serving subpoenas
To some gals who've encountered Bill's penis.
They've revealed recollections
Of the Clinton erections,
And the warnings to "keep it between us."
--- Jim Weaver Collection

Clinton better think up something fast.
Starr is digging up girls from his past.
If the rumors are true,
There will be quite a few.
All together they'll make quite a cast!
--- Jim Weaver Collection

The probe of White Water won't stop.
Starr's team will not let the thing drop.
They plan to persist
And will follow each twist
As the path wends its way to the top.
--- Jim Weaver Collection

I really am tired of Ken Starr,
That idiot's gone way too far,
To imply and suggest
That some fine oral sex
Is just for teens in a car!
--- Wildman P9803

And Mr Starr, listen to this,
To skip it would make me remiss.
You should start in the shower,
To recover your power.
And scrub away all of your piss.
--- Anon

For God's sake I plead with Ken Starr,
To stop this disgrace of the Bar.
Or the judgement will be
For all history
That you were the real White Water!
--- Anon

These verses mysteriously appeared
Just like Hill's bills disappeared
I'm passing them on
As the work of ANON,
With the hope that they make you feel cheered.
--- Anon

When Ken Starr bids the Clintons farewell,
It will not put an end to their Hell.
Starr has gathered a crew
To see White Water through,
And they all have a good sense of smell.
--- Jim Weaver Collection

That investigation of Starr's a big mess;
Who's winning is hard to assess.
The team we implore,
Can't quite even the score,
And few know as much as the press.
--- Squeaky TP9806

Does Ken think he's Elliot Ness,
With the authority that he could express?
Do you think when Starr vents,
He can scare the defense?
Hell, he acts like he's wearing a dress.
--- Squeaky TP9806

His performance does hardly impress,
Those who think that the girl did undress.
Did Bill try to deceive her?
Few seem to believe her.
But why would she say it? No less.
--- Squeaky TP9806

This whole effort could use some largess,
Any info would help him, I guess.
From Bill's liking of girls,
To the lives he unfurls,
But, I doubt Starr does this much possess.
--- Squeaky TP9806

For the investigation to progress,
He should show some unselfishness.
Stop his verbal attacks,
And the leaking of facts,
'Cause he'll lose when defense smells duress.
--- Squeaky TP9806

So it's onward prosecutors will press;
These guys won't be happy with less,
Than to please the Grand Jury,
With their side of the story.
Any win for new careers to caress.
--- Squeaky TP9806

But the whole thing has begun to regress;
Starr should admit that he's lost it, unless,
The evidentiary phase,
Starts to garner him praise,
Overruling Clinton's move to suppress.
--- Squeaky TP9806

Reminiscent of a game of chess,
Pretty much, but it causes more stress.
How long can we bear?
To continue's not fair.
Calling off all the dogs, we would bless.
--- Squeaky TP9806

But alas, even Starr must confess,
Sooner or later, he's got to address,
That his image ain't funny,
Wasting taxpayers money.
My vote to end it is...YES!
--- Squeaky TP9806

Pontius Pilate came under attack;
Kenneth Starr's on a parallel track.
Then the public outcry
Was a loud "Crucify!"
Now it's "Why not get off his back!"
--- John Miller 0295

That comparison is not fair nor fitting;
Starr has backing for what he is getting,
By those rabids who care
Who fucks who, when, and where.
I wonder just who's benefitting.
--- S C Saint

Slick Willie is far less to blame
Than Starr, who is seeking his fame.
The cost of the show,
At ten mill per blow,
Is clearly the crime we should flame.
--- H Welchel

From that kind of thinking it's clear
You'd have felons with nothing to fear.
It costs lots of dough
To try them, you know.
(Starr's costing you less than a beer)
--- John Miller

To you this may come as a shock
But you've got to poke under the rock
In order to know
'Bout the vermin below...
(There's more crooked to Bill than his cock)
--- John Miller a

Too much of a good thing can do
Such a terrible thing to you --
Too much titillation;
Premature ejaculation --
The evidence is there on your shoe!
--- Kaylin

This is file unm

Ken Starr still has been found
Looking for evidence all around.
If you run for office,
He'll ask if you boff us;
Us girls must all go underground!
--- Peter Wilkins

He does look for jizz in strange places --
On girls collars, and on their faces!
I don't know what he'd do
If he sees your shoe --
Clean it good! Don't leave any traces!
--- Peter Wilkins

My vocabulary is getting spacious;
I can say suborn and salacious.
I'm speaking Clinton-ese
(A form of legalese)
Because Bill found Monica bodacious!
--- Sumerman

Unbuckling her knee pads, Miss Monica
Went to Jordan for counsel at Hanukkah.
He advised, "Get a grip
On that bitch Linda Tripp,
Before she gives Bubba boobonica!
--- Anon

Mention Lewinsky, who goes deep,
And Kaczynski, the Unabomber creep,
In the same limerick rhyme,
Was today's Internet pastime.
Me, I just went to sleep.
--- David A Brooks Q

Billy Beer and Bill's semen are drinks,
And it's all in the way that one thinks.
One comes in a can;
One comes from a man;
But both of them are made by dinks.
--- Spuddie

Of the reasons for gifts, we're advised:
She is Jewish, Bill Clinton surmised.
So he purchased this Monica
Some nice things for Hanuka,
And of course, proved he was circumcised.
--- David Finley

We thought "didn't inhale" as quite hollow
But what chutzpah he's got now to follow.
His dissembling's overt
With, "I didn't insert" --
Another cock and Bill story, to swallow!
--- FCA P9803

Descriptive moniker, COGNOMEN,
Like that of Frosty for snowmen,
Or poet Pinsky,
Or even Lewinsky,
Theough the latter is not a good omen.
--- Daniel Ford

Clinton, to his story, he's stickin'.
He says, "I'd rather take a lickin',
Than admit what I did."
But, this "comeback kid,
Like a watch, just keeps on tickin'.
--- David A Brooks Q

Clinton's well-liked and quite hip,
But he'd have from the Nation one tip.
When young interns get
Their parts soft and wet,
He must keep control of his zip!
--- Jayne

Oh please; not that Monica who
Is still chewing the president's goo.
I've no wish to get stuck
Into Clinton's old muck;
I'd prefer to fuck creatures that moo.
--- Anon

Miss Lewinsky received full immunity;
She can tell what she knows with impunity.
The deal that was struck
May bode ill for der schmuck,
And create party ire and disunity.
--- Jim Weaver Collection

If Shakespeare were writing today,
He'd throw his old quill-pen away.
He'd write limericks on-line,
Of dubious rhyme
'Bout Lewinsky's future dental decay.
--- Deep Goat

Monica will ever live in fame,
Since Willy accepted the blame
For going too far
With TUTELAGE star,
Who learned that love had different name.
--- Chris Papa

Said Bill, "I've committed no crime.
It's all my old pals doing time!
And if I confess
The Monica mess,
You're screwed; I'll just do it in mime!"
--- Anon

Thank you, I should have been nicer,
But this sex scandal's really a spicer.
I'm feeling quite torn
Over all of the scorn,
Deserved by both Bill and enticer.
--- Jim Weaver Collection

Clinton has loudly asserted
That though with Lewinsky he flirted,
Just like the tale
That he didn't inhale,
He erected, but never inserted.
--- Gwyn H Clark P9812A

EROTOMANIA, 'tis often said,
Will end with a consequence dread,
Now story is blown,
And Monica flown,
Poor Willy is losing his head!
--- Chris Papa

There once was a gal named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky.
'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
On this flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.
--- Bill Ward

We once had a Prez called Slick Willie;
As Chief Exec he was a dilly.
He raised his right hand,
And swore on the stand
That Monica hadn't gilded his lily.
--- Thomas Ratliff P0304

For an intern she's a hell of a girl.
Bill told her, "It's only a whirl,
And I'll never confess,
To this whole nasty mess,
If ever your lips do unfurl."
--- Jim Weaver Collection

If they make Miss Lewinsky confess
That a navy blue, souvenir dress
For Bill clinton she wore...
Then Vice President Gore
May quite soon be COMPLETELY vice-less.
--- Prof M-G T9801

The deep-throated gal from L.A.
Said, "I don't want the Pres to pay."
She just wanted more,
But Bill's pecker got sore;
So he gently just sent her away.
--- Harold

Christmas is here now, Monica.
I really don't like my harmonica
Bright lights all full of cheer;
My belly full of beer,
But I got all my presents at Hanukkah.
--- Anon

"Enough!" said the lawyer of Lewinsky,
"You media are one big buttinski.
Leave my client alone
Or get letters at home
From her new press agent, Kaczynsky!"
--- Rob Walworth

They quietly showed Monica the door,
And said "You shall come here no more.
Old Willy's too slick
To let you suck his dick,
Who needs you when he's got Al Gore?"
--- MrMalo

Bill said that he wouldn't be squirtin',
Till of Monica he was more certain.
But now the world knows,
How he comes and he goes,
And his presidency sure is hurtin'.
--- Tim Thompson

There was a young girl called Lewinsky,
Who caused as much stir as Kaczynski.
When on Kenneth Starr's lap
She confided, when trapped,
"Bill Clinton is hung like Nijinsky."
--- Robertson & Pacenti

Clinton's lawyers -- R. Bennet & Co.
Declare, "We'll immediately tro.
Charge that concerns
Having sex with interns,
With proof that he never did ho."
--- FCA P9803a

Future kids will read only what's written
And the public has a habit of forgettin'.
Just a small footnote,
Not about her deep throat;
The same thing has happened in Britain.
--- Jim Weaver Collection

Mr Clinton, at least, to this date,
Is the captain of our ship of state.
Since Monique, said Ms Tripp,
Went down with the ship,
'Twould've been safer to just master debate.
--- Steevo

When asked about details salacious,
Bill tells us why Monica's fellatious.
Her asshole is such
That the sides never touch,
And her pussy is even more spacious.
--- MrMalo

My name is Ms Lewinsky.
Mr Starr, you're a buttinsky.
I gave the president head;
So what, he wasn't dead.
Leave me be, leave me be, leave me be.
--- Sam


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