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Monica, in tears, went to Betty; "Stained Constitution," you say? A president down on his luck, On hearing the Presidents distress, Lewinsky scares Bill to his soles, Republican Aussies be shamed; A limerick she does not deserve A D.A. who'd just passed the bar That sloppy young girl from L.A., There once was a gal from L.A. Although my prick's small as a beak, Lewinsky now claims that Bill's mess How did Slick get into such a mess? The spermatozoa-soaked dress And speaking of that dress, I fear If Monica had a good head, You know about lust, don't you sire? There once was a Hermit Wee Willie, Will the stained dress of Lewinsky The President was under DURESS, That left leaning Willy did splatter Oh what a terrible mess! The lawyers resort to coin toss The White House is under great stress She skates on thin ice like Lipinsky, As she was grasping his bum, White House tapes were Nixon's downfall, Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky, 'Twas Monica did sex instigate Why Monica, love your blue dress! Could the congressmen all be Bill clones? I'd not be in the President's shoes. "Why Monica, love your blue dress! Why, Monica, love your blue dress! Willy, that Arkansas rogue, Willie and Monica wallered; Despite Willy's besotted wit, Why Monica, love your blue dress! Other spouses might help husbands so. Why Monica, love your blue dress! The stain on blue dress was the bomb Now Linda, she heard of these lovers, In hope he'd have secret gal, he Why Monica, love your blue dress! I think Clinton will get through just fine; Slick Willie is under duress A president of senses bereft, Where is the infamous blue dress? (Yiddish for eat, eat)
A comely young aide name Lewinsky, The truth I will never ABNEGATE," An adenoid, I've heard, sure enhances The young intern was heard to have said, Bill's life is now ruled by his prick I'm sick of this Monica dross; Monica, cute and well-thatched, who Says Clinton: "This bullshit must cease! So Bill's a perverted maggot? Lewinsky and Clinton have shown Dick Morris says Hillary's shy, The President sat quite alone Our Bill is a fun sort of bloke, Don't know if a virgin's on scene, If you crossed a young intern, Lewinsky, She brought her knee pads to DC, What is that thing in her nose? I've not looked at the girl's dental work; Bill says there was no penetration,
Her wisdom helped keep the girl steady.
"Bill's leak on this dress,
I'll leak to the press!"
"Just remember: Kopechne and Teddy."
--- David L
Can you tell me just where and what way?
It's not like that dress;
Even under duress,
Can you prove it without DNA?
--- Jim Weaver Collection
An intern who's brimming with pluck,
A dress with a stain...
The tapes that remain...
And the public not giving a fuck.
--- Joseph Palmer
Young Monica couldn't care less!
"I'd much rather fuck
As described in my book,
Than clean out semen from my dress!"
--- Anon
Since his story is now full of holes.
Because of the dress,
He'll have to confess
`hat Monica got a Rise in the Polls.
--- Frank Petersohn
My anger cannot now be tamed.
At least a good Royal
Never would soil
A dress with his come when he camed.
--- Bob Mornington
But Monica Lewinsky has nerve!
I read in the press
That Bill ruined her dress
But she then threw him quite a curve.
--- Anon
Told Monica, "Come as you are.
There's no need to dress.
We don't want to mess
With evidence you can show Starr."
--- Anon
It seems she had plenty to say.
She saved the dress
In spite of the mess,
So perhaps Clinton will have to pay?
--- Harold
She loved to suck the Pres all day.
He dripped on her dress,
But she saved it, we guess.
Why she did this, she just didn't say.
--- Harold
My semen could fill a small creek!
No wonder I guess,
Some drooled on the dress.
I'd saved up that wad for a week.
--- John Miller
Left a permanent stain on her dress.
From the bend I believe
It must be on the sleeve,
But that won't be made public, I guess.
--- John Miller
I got sick hearing him confess.
He can't undo it;
Monica blew it;
DNA evidence all over her dress.
--- Sumerman
Finally led our dear Pres to confess.
Monica's best by far;
Flowers' close - no cigar;
And the first lady couldn't care less
--- Anon
Young Monica's gone a bit queer.
If my clothing stain
'Twas big, I'd not refrain
From tossing it, not keeping it near.
--- Arden
She'd settle for Kleenex, instead
Of "hanker-for-chief",
Who took "good head" brief,
But never had sex, so he said.
--- Chris Papa
Uncontrollable heated desire?
Dresses stained in hot passion,
Even those of high fashion,
Are best shredded and thrown in a fire.
--- Bob Birch P9811
Whose sex life was really quite silly.
With this one and that,
The stories were flat,
Till a stained dress showed up from some Jilley
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Be analyzed like the shack of Kaczynski?
For Presidential spuz,
Is the Washington buzz.
Who put on his face that silly grinski?
--- Mike Schneider
To our Congress he would not confess.
He told them what "is" is
Really none of their biz,
Just a problem caused by a soiled dress.
--- Gene
On blue with his white creamy matter.
If only some red
Could "dress" up this thread,
We'd have some red, white, and blue chatter.
--- RanDog
The lawyers are all in distress.
Monica went to her knees,
So that Bill could be pleased,
And now there's a spot on her dress.
--- D E Clegg
To see who will tell the boss,
The stain isn't jizz,
But it's certainly his;
It's MacDonalds Big Mac special sauce.
--- MrMalo
From the salacious Monica mess.
Bill could put out the fire --
Easy, call her a liar --
Except for the stain on her dress...
--- CB T9801
Making use of the males like Kaczynski;
A stain on her dress,
Made Clinton confess;
Adjudged star of this mess is Lewinsky.
--- Joel D Ash
Bill said, "Please swallow my come".
But all of the mess
Did drip down her dress;
Now Ken Starr says he's a crum.
--- VZTB
Iran-Contra plagued Reagan, et al.
But who would have thought
That Bill would be caught
With a dress that's two sizes too small!
--- Frank Petersohn
"We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski.
Since you look such a mess,
Use the hem of your dress,
And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky.
--- Martha Thorrens
And cause slick Willy's tool to inflate.
But when tool did spew
On her dress of blue,
It was much too late to ABNEGATE.
--- Norm Brust
Spread your legs for a frontal caress!
I can't get a boner,
So I'll use this corona
Oh! ...And darling, please clean up the mess!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Did Monica jump all their bones?
Then maybe the goo
On that dress of blue
Is her collection of clones that she's blown.
--- Karen
Why, just one little drop of his ooze
From an overwrought weiner
Changed Clinton's demeanor:
From that blue dress, he now wears dress blues.
--- Spirit
But that stain is so hard to assess!"
Said she, "'Twas immaculate,
Till Handsome's ejaculate
Dribbled on it, I confess!"
--- Anon
This is file ujm
And of course you know I'm the Pres.
With my come on your face,
You're a national disgrace,
So use it to clean up that mess!
--- Anon
Has been to DISEMBOGUE
His many spew
On dresses of blue,
A color no longer in vogue.
--- Norm Brust
On the White House Seal she was collared.
It left quite a mess
On her pretty blue dress;
Had it been love, she'd a swallered.
--- Anon
In face of smoothly slotted fit,
He knew and did confess
He wanted that blue dress
The moment that he spotted it.
--- Daniel Ford
Boy, did your boss make a mess!
Didn't pay for the cleaning,
His job lost its meaning,
And his wife still is terrible at sex!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
But it's disconcerting to know
Because there's no guilt,
There'll never be built
A museum with blue dress to show.
--- Chris Papa
The one that you never get pressed.
The baby's breath spray
Of your Clinton bouquet --
Or did a bird shit on your chest?
--- Oddo Von Schlong TP9901
That shattered the Capitol's calm;
It brought no disgrace
To Willy's red face,
Who'd done it for fun, without qualm.
--- Chris Papa
Decided to blow off the covers.
She knew of the mess
That stained the blue dress;
Around her house, the media hovers.
--- Anon
Chose Monica for a sweet pal. He
Had gotten away
With illicit play
Except for the blue dress FINALE.
--- Chris Papa
The Pres upon it made a mess!
His aim should have been better,
While dictating that letter,
Else he wouldn't have had to confess!
--- Steel Bishop TP9901
Though it's true he stepped over the line.
This sucking of dick,
Is making me sick,
And I'm glad that blue dress wasn't mine.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
DNA on a little blue dress
Scientifically speaking
It wasn't Starr's leaking
That got Willie into this mess!
--- Anon
Who hadn't from current wife cleft,
With intern would play
And almost got away,
Save for the blue dress stain he left.
--- Chris Papa
I don't know, but I'm willing to guess.
It's under Monica's bed
And when she gives head,
She still hears Bill say, "Ess, ess!"
--- Norm Brust
Blew up more men than Kaczinsky.
With her little blue dress
She cleaned up the mess
With the hem; she wiped off her chinski!
--- Anon
Wailed Willy while weighing his fate.
"Of sex, we had none;
When all's said and done,
It was something the lady ate."
--- Chris Papa
An intern's most oral advances.
Just ask poor old Bill;
He's sure had his fill
Of Monica's bended knee stances.
--- Anon
"Mr. Clinton took me to bed."
Bill denied it of course,
"Just consider the source,
And besides, it was all in her head."
--- Popsicle TP9807
And his antics have made the world sick.
Arafat sat and waited,
His navel contemplated,
While Monica sucked on Bill's dick.
--- Anon
I couldn't give a shit or a toss.
But did the old scrubber
Make Bill wear a rubber,
Or did he just ask her to floss?
--- Peter W a
Delivers on broadloom unmatched woo,
Says, "I'm not in this place,
With my lips to embrace,
Bill's schtick, but whom it's attached to."
--- Anon
I feel like I'm preaching to trees!
A sex act is moral
As long as it's oral,
So Monica, get back on your knees!"
--- Jim Schaefer
Sees a willing mouth, he has to gag it?
I say good for him,
It's better than quim;
Don't you think? Or are you a faggot?
--- MrMalo
That Kaczynski must surely have known
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter,
When deciding how best to be blown.
--- David Dieckmann a
But she often gives head to her guy.
So little Lewinsky,
While wiping her chinsky,
Says, "Where the bitch sucks, there suck I."
--- Stargazer TP9802
By the Whitehouse's video-phone.
Admitted the fact
Of an inappropriate act,
In which more than his cover was blown.
--- Anon
Who rather than give her a poke,
Let Monica chew it,
But later she blew it,
When in Tripp, her greed she awoke.
--- Anon
How many before and between,
Just Monica knows,
Account blow-by-blows,
All hidden behind private screen.
--- Chris Papa
With a man by the name of Kaczynski,
The blow jobs you'd get
Would be dynamite! Yet,
You might not have any fore-skin-ski!
--- N Ferguson
Seeking opportunity,
To make her memoirs
Regardless of laws,
And no thought for morality.
--- Karen
In Monica's nose, d'you suppose?
Is it a blot,
Or maybe just snot?
Poor Bill can't aim well with his hose.
--- Anon
Does semen make enamel berserk?
Does it turn teeth yellow?
Or turn gums to Jello?
Or just leave a satisfied smirk?
--- Cheryl
But Monica says with elation,
"He wanted me bad,
So I said, 'Don't be sad,
We'll just cure all your ills with fellation!'"
--- Ystap T9801
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