You could wear your skirt where I work! Young Jergen, a virgin transvestite, The trysts Jergen likes were tripartite, A young man has sure seen the glory, I walked out with the bath water running; A young window cleaner named Sammy, Well, I hope this will not sound mundane, Speaking without innuendo, The harlots who serve Natchitoches A poor peeping Tom from Berlin Kaprolagniac Tom from Connecticut If you've never been to a zoo, I'm a voyeur I freely admit, A lecherous surfer named Pete Creeping out on a ledge to delight Mephisto knew well how to vex A mean little old man from Herkin When the girl saw an eye at the keyhole, Tommy doesn't frequent taverns or bars, Hugh Clary is out at night creeping "I realize it is women you seek; Was that you there, staring at me? Enjoying an up-the-skirt view Said old Peeping Tom of Fort Lee: Said a brazen stargazer named Searles, My mind's all a-boggle just now; Exhaltation for you I profess; When a young man looks up from the floor, I'll stand by this puddle and stare Some time back, I heard on the news: Mustafa's the name of the Turk, An unlucky voyeur known as Vince, (in Ellery Queen magazine)
The neighbor lady suns in the nude
This is file ual
There a rumor of how's the town's periled For mental relief I'll embark A stargazing dork who'd jump salto The girls' gym abutted a men's club, When a young man is taking his leisure, A voyeur in Texas named Rex Said old Peeping Tom of Fort Lee: Some people are sick in their minds; A fellow named Pike from Lone Creek, You shouldn't be peeking, Dave, lad, Old Jack, in the sex-shop, looked shifty; In the land of Huck Finn and Tom Sawyer, One will find that in every locality, If you boys would bring us some Scotch My neighbor's been fixing his house; She stands there in Polo and Dockers, Two old peeping toms down in Troon, While hiding behind Rosie's curtain, There was a young lady called Toyer My (pat pending) periscope winds A horny old voyeur named Yackup (Jacob) The night before last I went blind, Of course, as for me, I just watch. There once was a youth named lago A webcam's installed, and I've seen Young Mike was a tike quite tormented When he spied the cop's daughter, young Chad A cosmologist, Nebula La Storms, The bedsprings upstairs, how they'd squeak! A spinster who came from the Ruhr, A lovely young whore named Felice, There once was this good-looking whore, There was a young maid in Kingsessing,
Around every corner would lurk
Some lonely female
Who's hot on your trail,
Just waiting to give you a jerk.
--- Marlene Lewis
Arrested and wearing his dress tight,
Was thrown into jail
Where sadly, his tail
By morning was quite a bit less tight.
--- Hugh Clary
Crammed into a small two-door car tight,
Where in the back seat,
He sucked on guy's meat,
While holding the other one's spar tight.
--- Randog
'Cause young girls in skirts are his quarry;
When he sees one he fancies,
She checks out her panties,
A priori, a posteriori.
--- Anon
Spied the beauty next door; She is sunning.
Now I only can guess
If my bathroom's a mess.
(Would you leave a show, half so stunning?)
--- John Miller 0034
Was an expert at using a chamois.
He saw many a figure,
Some smaller, some bigger,
In a sole that was prefixed by cami.
--- Arthur Pattaffy
But I hate standing out in the rain!
You are a lovely sight!
Could you please shed more light,
And will you clean your damn window pane!
--- Anon
Hoping not to offend, though
When bathing at night,
I suggest that you might
Close tight the blinds on your window!
--- John Wayland TP9901
Paint daffodils all 'round their crotches,
Which does nothing to
The guys in situ,
Though is pleases the voyeur who watches.
--- Hugh Oliver A057C
Was caught by the cops and hauled in;
Said the judge, "In Connecticut
It's considered bad etiquette,
To spy on our folk while they sin."
--- Ward Marden P0209
Was hauled in by the cops for bad etiquette;
Said the judge, "In Berlin
It's considered a sin,
To watch frauleins getting a pedicut."
--- Arthur Deex P0209
You may doubt what I say here is true.
In season of rut,
The inmates are not
Concerned by a voyeur or two.
--- Macsam
And though you may think I'm a shit,
I read your hot lims
And start thinking of quims,
And your tits and your ass and your clit.
--- Ken Rose
Watched girls on the beach at his feet.
Said he with a sigh,
"So much meets the eye,
I cannot help eyeing the meat."
--- Armand E Singer 467
In the sexaulization of sight,
Doctor Septimus Hare
Fell to Russell Square,
And lost this bizarre appetite.
--- Gents Alphabet Book P9607
Dr. Faustus -- by showing his ex
Whom the hangman had throttled
With her cervix all mottled,
Because he had a fetish for necks.
--- A N Wilkins P8708
Was in the house bushes a-lurkin';
Peered into the bedroom
Of Miss Scarlet Bloom,
And all the while, jerkin' his gherkin.
--- Marlene Lewis
She cried, "Come on in! Plug my pee hole!"
Said the pansy voyeur,
"Oh, go comb your fur!
If I'd only been born with that she-hole!"
--- G2385
Or play golf with its birdies and pars.
There's a store at the mall
With a hole in the wall,
Where he watches girls trying on bras.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0508
Through neighborhoods, where he likes peeping,
In windows wide open,
While he stands there hopin'
To see a teen's honeypot seeping.
--- Peter Wilkins
And I hope I don't ruin your week,
But if you find a girl,
Who'll give it a whirl,
Do you mind very much if I peek?"
--- MrMalo
I was down in that square, having tea,
And I thought I had seen
A man in between
Some Bushes and down on one knee.
--- Carol
From the mirror attached to my shoe,
Of sweet, little hot
Little, damp little twat...
If only I'd known it was you.
--- Peter Wilkins
"Peeping ain't what it's cracked up to be;
It's to jail if I stare.
But if they see me bare,
It's indecent exposure for me."
--- Arthur Deex
"I spy mainly on underdressed girls.
For quasars and such
I don't care too much --
My turn-on's nude bodies with curls.
--- Armand E Singer 78
Just imagine... "I don't want a plow;
Just a photo or two
Of your hymen, dear Sue."
Why, that's stranger than humping a cow.
--- Anon
But my chivalry's flawed, I confess;
On this pedestal here,
I will place you, my dear,
So I can sneak a wee look up your dress.
--- Allen Wolverton
There may be a bonus in store,
If a beautiful lass
Didn't cover her ass:
Left her panties at home in the drawer.
--- Anon
At it, waiting for nubile young Claire
To pass by, for a glance
Up her skirt and perchance
I'll discover she's naked down there.
--- Peter Wilkins
A man, mirrors tied to his shoes
Would approach women shopping;
His eyes were a-popping!
The judge, alas, was not amused.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Who loves to sneak and to lurk.
He hides behind trees,
On his hands and knees,
To see if you are doing your work.
--- Thomas A Ratliff P0307
Up a ladder to have a few squints,
Took a header, you know,
To the concrete below--
And there's not been a peep from him since.
--- Mark Grenier P9108a
And I spy even though it is rude.
And now when I watch
As she opens her crotch;
If my wife catches me, I am screwed!
--- Navin
By a Peeping Tom oddly appareled.
When one's peeping, I say
He can dress any way...
And my name isn't Tom, it's Fitzgerald!"
--- Grand Prix Lim 463
To your house and outside I will park;
Please make me feel sane,
Wrap it in cellophane,
And don't draw your shades after dark!
--- Anon
When he'd telescope girls, couldn't halto
His desire for this sport;
To the cops they'd report
He's the jail's brain now in Palo Alto.
--- Anon
A place aptly named the "Miss Sweet Shrub."
With their video feed,
They spilled lots of seed,
Ogling chicks showering...rub-a-dub!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
A girl in a skirt gives him pleasure.
Taking care not to push, he
Examines her tushie,
On vidiotape, for good measure.
--- Anon
Often makes small down payments on sex.
It won't buy him coition,
Just a peephole position,
To watch others' sexual effects...
--- Grand Prix Lim 120
"Peeping ain't what it's cracked up to be;
I lose all my sleep
And I peep and I peep,
And I find 'em all peeping at me."
--- Anon
Their acts of perversion are kinds
That no one should show,
This fact I should know;
I see it while peeping through blinds!
--- Travis Brasell
Was a voyeur, a pervert, and sneak.
Drilled a hole in a wall,
Of a ladies shower stall,
And engaged in what's known as Pike's peek.
--- Bob Birch P0900
But I know what you'd see if you had.
But your ignorance shows
As plain as your nose,
Not knowing her curtain is plaid
--- Q
"This mag is a rip-off; I'm miffed", he
Said, "Where's the huge tits?
These old slags are the pits,
And their knockers are not 'Over Fifty'."
--- Anon
A young man excels as a voyeuer.
He looks up the dress
Of each girl, more or less,
And records it, so all can enjoy her.
--- Anon
There's a man with a morbid mentality,
And a habit distressing,
To view ladies undressing --
He's a man with a split personality.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-2672
And promise to bind up your crotch,
We'd get out the toys
And really make noise,
While you guys just stand there and watch.
--- YLF
The rooms have no curtains. The louse
Just walks around bare!
If I stand on a chair,
I can see him until the lights douse.
--- Anon
In front of the ladies' room lockers.
She's holding her phone
Without a dial tone,
Taking pictures of other girls' knockers.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0407
Take turns with the 'scope, as young June,
A nudist, then lays
'Neath Arthur's keen gaze,
Then Jack's off the whole afternoon.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Joe watched while she laid Willie Burton.
A great sexual freak
Willie poked for a week,
So what happened to Joe is uncertain.
--- Grand Prix Lim 131
Who asked her old man to enjoy her.
He said, "I'd rather peep
Up the ass of a sheep."
What a dirty old lecherous voyeur!
--- Jeff Daeschner
Through pipes till it (pat pending) finds
By turning and bending
Those places (pat pending)
Where ladies unsheath their behinds.
--- Irving Superior P9304
Would stare at sunbathers with crack up.
The sight of their curves
Excited his nerves,
Causing visceral urges to shack up.
--- Armand E Singer 465
While watchin old dad bump and grind
Old momma's fat ass.
Now was it the grass
Or all that white stickum I mined.
--- Anon
My reputation has no blotch!
(Watch pecs, abs and butts
On male cybersluts
And sometimes I do watch the crotch.)
--- Anon
Who lived on a yacht near Chicago.
He learned about sex
Through a hole in the decks,
By watching his ma and his pa go.
--- Alsops Foibles
The dormitories down at Roedean.
See posh naked girls...
Oh damn it, the url's
Obscured by the goo on the screen.
--- Anon
By Missy, who's mother just rented
The flat 'cross the street.
He'd peek at her meat,
Daily [if shades weren't invented...]
--- Jon Gearhart
Was arrested by beauty she had.
But he spied through her curtain,
So you can be certain
He also was arrested by Dad.
--- Jerry Nordal
With his scope observed heavenly forms.
But these forms weren't stars,
And he sits behind bars
For observing sorority dorms.
--- William Nesbit P0111
I climbed up the ivy to peek.
I fell, came a cropper,
Then up comes a copper...
I'm due in the court-house next week.
--- Anon
Was grasped by a vulgar young boor.
This detestable varmint
Unfastened her garment,
But she found he was just a voyeur.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024 G1599
Much admired by the local police,
Awoke from her sleeping,
Spotted Tom outside peeping;
He was jailed for disturbing the piece.
--- Derek
Caught a voyeur watching, next door.
She grabbed his spy glass
Rammed it up his ass,
"Don't Peep Around Much Anymore!"
--- Laurence Craft
Who left her shades up when undressing.
And the men around back
Gave the maiden a plaque,
Inscribed with the neighborhood's blessing.
--- Limber Limericks