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A thoughtful young widow, undaunted, "I can lick it till you're out of your mind?" Our Julie is somewhat unruly; At sex oral, some women will balk, So let's raise our glasses to Pat, A friend of mine back from the dead Blow jobs? Betsy had but few peers. I met that old biddy Miss Pringle, There once was a girl named Korky, When he met her, he got quite a shock -- There once was a girl from Vancouver There once was a girl from Toronto A maiden who lived in Victoria, Slowly but surely my friend, The girl from Japan, so discreet, There once was a coed from Brown, It's an art to give a good BJ, My new secretary's Miss Treadwell. At a sexualogical congress, A careful young man, Jerry Treadwell, A long time ago there lived Lilly, I have a friend who's quite a snob; In his youth, our old friend Boccaccio, Anorexic was that little chick, Fair Florence I happen to know; You sound a like a cannibal, hon. My babe is a calculus ace. Embarrassed I am of my weakness Her mouth was full of semen, There once was a girl from Peoria My girl's weakness for cock is well known; "My Far Eastern mistress", sighed Chase, A comely young lass named Monique, I'm always ready for some sleaze, Penny, Marylou and Rose-red, The starlet adored tinsel town, There once was a lady named Tucker, An old man of good breeding from Dallas It's terribly hard to resist A buxom young thing, our Nurse Nancy, A fellatrix with a very nice duff, I knew a mam'selle of hout-gout Minerva could still get it right Minerva was very well built... Susan's favorite meal, Trouser Trout, While picking up squashes, young Ford Sweet, relax -- leave your worries behind; A party to which I'm invited That mistress of word play, Aspasia, A well-hung young man from Tallulah A show girl in Vegas named Jo, A sword-swallower with a penchant for men, A flat-chested lady named Keyes, There once was a girl called Missd Young In high school, young Peggy Sue Meade, As my daily rhymes I was picking, There once was a fellow named Mitty, There's a love-crazy lady in Brixam Some insight from Friday night's feats: His cock she devoured with glee. Now he was in such a sad state; Travel agency owner, Ms Phipps, A hooker who hails from Tunisia A willing young beauty from Butte Randog has stuffed one of my sisters; There once was a girl from the Pyrenees,
By her husbands's demise, she was haunted.
The remains of her man
She exposed to a fan,
For a blow job was what he had wanted.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-3018a
"I guess so," he said. "T'would be fine!"
He laid back and waited
While she quickly debated.
Decided, "Nah, why waste the time?"
--- Anon
An anarchist really and truly.
When her partner once said
"Please give me some head,"
She gave him a whack in the goolies!
--- Cyber Celt T9710
And their mouths will become dry as chalk.
They will keep their lips shut
And their jaws they will jut;
Why is it they refuse to talk.
--- Travis Brasell
Who has managed, in ten minutes flat,
To suck off the semen
Of five able seamen,
The mate, and the admiral's cat.
--- Michael Horgan
Assures me there is nothing to dread.
No mean boss, nagging wife,
No one says, "Get a life!"
And the angels give heavenly head.
--- Writerman
Her sword swallowing was famous for years.
But her source of renown
Was not all going down;
'Twas the fact she could breath through her ears.
--- Anon
She told me that she was bi-lingual,
Sure 'nough the sensation
When she gave fellation,
Pretty near made my balls jingle.
--- Anon
Who used her mouth quite adroitly.
The boys she would please
From down on her knees.
She bobbed like a fisherman's corkly.
--- Lims For Year - 01
Her face would stop any old clock.
But her praises he sung,
For her use of her tongue --
She knew what to do with his cock!
--- Kaylin
Who sucked dick like a "Wind Tunnel" Hoover.
After she emptied your bag,
She's smile and gag,
'Till you gave her the Heimlich Maneuver.
--- John Miller
Who'd give you a blow job, and pronto.
She held back because,
It gave her great pause
To decided between Silver and Tonto.
--- Dave Dewar
Wrote chapters in "Vita Historia,"
All about her great shock
At the girth of my cock,
And a "widening sense of euphoria."
--- Ward Hardman
As over your member I bend.
You choose the pace,
Your hands on my face,
Your pleasure is what I intend.
--- Anon
Decided to give him a treet.
She lay down on the bed
While he stood with legs spread,
And she gave him a kiss on the meat.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1938
Who gave the best blow jobs in town.
She'd tickle your nose
And curl all your toes
Before she would even go down.
--- David Miller
Tongue and lips, no teeth in the way.
But don't push on my head,
'Cause you might end up dead,
And without your dick the next day!
--- Anon
She can't spell and she's not very read well.
But I still sing her praise
And she's up for a raise,
For the fact is she really gives head well.
--- Martin Wellborn P9210
They set out on how to express
For a good suck, the norm.
They arrived at this form (ula)
Now folks that's tremendous progress.
--- Anon
Looked straight at his date Mary, said: "Tell
Me what sexual books
You have studied. Gadzooks!
Frankly my dear, you give head well."
--- James Waite P9211
Who sucked on her boyfriend's willy.
One day in the yard,
He got so big and hard,
"I'm coming," he cried, "It's a dilly"
--- Anon
She confesses to sucking of nob.
She'll go somewhere dark,
(Like a bench in a park)
To indulge in the art of blow job.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Was having a girl in a patio.
When it came to a twat,
She wasn't so hot,
But, boy, was she good at fellatio!
--- L0386
And she would dine only on dick.
No calories it had,
And didn't taste bad.
She said, "I won't eat but I'll lick."
--- Ray Hemphill
On skin flute she's happy to blow.
Now being ungallant,
But due to her talent,
We all call the lass Minstrel Flo.
--- Irish
Do you use ketchup on your bun?
The taste of clean male
Will never grow stale,
But they are at peace when I'm done!
--- Anon
Derivatives heighten her pace.
And vector mechanics
Just drives her all frantic.
(She figgers the arc to her face.)
--- Anon
My salami is tragically meatless.
But then my girlfriend,
Orally cured the bend,
While exclaiming "Let me try to tweak this."
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Where never before it'd been.
She swallowed it deep
And with one eye she'd peep,
To see if she'd licked it all clean.
--- Mark
Who gobbled tars like cacciatoria.
Her seamenly taste
Is sated post haste,
As she goes down like the Andrea Doria.
--- Charlie Mason a
She's happiest slurpping a bone,
Whose girth and whose size,
Barely fit 'tween her thighs,
And stretches her twat till she moans.
--- Anon
"Who's left me, is hard to replace.
She was super in bed,
Giving fabulous head,
So what's shameful is my loss of face."
--- Playboy Mag J F O'Conner
Gave head in a way quite unique.
She'd pull back the skin,
Before shoving it in,
And work with a magic mystique.
--- Anon
This is file ryl
'Cause with you my aim is to please.
Before we're undressed,
I've just one request,
Would you buy a pad for my knees?
--- Anon
They all once have given me head.
But sweet Annabelle,
She does it so well...
Never leaving a stain in my bed.
--- Dirruk Q
And achieved minor fame and renown.
Her director opines,
She goes up on her lines,
But she never screws up going down.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun
Whose lips did a wonderful pucker.
She did such a good job
At sucking a knob,
That nobody bothered to fuck her.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0303
Was berating his girl friend so callous.
"When you're down on your knees,
You must learn to say 'Please,"
And don't speak with a mouthful of phallus."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-2959
Having my John Thomas kissed,
But nothing you do
Will be much use to you,
When it's owner is so Brahms and Liszt.
--- Michael Horgan
Her male patients often she'd fancy.
She'd join them in bed,
Give the world's greatest head;
Each visit was thrilling, but chancy.
--- Ogden Nield
Said of oral sex, "I can't get enough!"
We won't repeat names,
But she's one of those dames,
Who'd suck the bumper hitch chrome off.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Who performed on trapeze, derring-do.
She found tasty dudes
At high altitudes,
Where she blew them right out of the blue.
--- TuttaGioia
At full gallop, and not even bite
The dick of a clown
On whom she'd gone down,
While the crowd all applauded the sight.
--- John Miller Q
To mount-up and ride me full tilt.
I swallowed the blame
Whenever she came
To stop her dismounting with guilt
--- SFA Q
Smothered in shorts, there's no doubt.
Order number "3"
She'd get from me
When I pull Moby Dick right on out!
--- Anon
Raised the skirt of the girl he adored.
But this young melon picker
Showed herself to be slicker,
When she blew the man out of his gourd.
--- Albin Chaplin
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, (we're entwined)
5, 4, 3 (the flames catch
From our burning lust-match)
2, 1, Zero...blown out of your mind.
--- Lucy
Is getting me rather excited.
For last year Bobbi-Jo..
Gave my rod such a blow,
That my corduroy trousers ignited.
--- Frank
Plays tricks with her tongue that will daze ya;
Because of wild punning
We call her "The Cunning
Archduchess of Paronomasia."
--- Armand Singer P2006
Spanned the length of a twenty-inch ruler.
Then this daring old soul
Sort of swallowed him whole,
And it bloody near burst her uvula.
--- Hugh Oliver A057Da
Went down on each Tom, Dick, and Bo.
When it came to a test,
She was voted the best
And practice makes perfect, you know.
--- Larry Wilde
Expressed a particular yen
For the largest male sword
That she could engorge,
And to practice on that now and then.
--- Lanark
Had titties resembling two peas.
But her oral technique
Could stiffen the weak,
And left all the strong on their knees.
--- G0868a
Whose blow jobs have not gone unsung.
Her best is "Hot Lick,"
Where she flames your whole dick,
Then puts out the fire with her tongue.
--- David Miller
Because of her oral sex speed,
Was given the honor
By Principal Bonner:
Most Likely The One To Suck Seed.
--- Travis Brasell
Her tongue had proceeded to flicking.
And then it was swirled
As they say "'round the world",
And she gave me a damn good rim licking.
--- Anon
Too busy to roam. 'Twas a pity.
But a hooker named Brice
Took him, for a price,
'Round the world without leaving the city.
--- Limericks Naughty & Gay
Who's such a fantastic young vixen,
That men, coming near,
All shudder with fear,
For she grabs and she bites and she licks 'em.
--- John O'Mill (Foster)P0209
(Why hair 'round my pate still depletes.)
Testosterone? No.
It's from a good blow.
And scooting, back arched, 'cross the sheets.
--- H Welchel A
He said, "Whatcha doin' to me?
I feel like my brain
Has gone down the drain."
She stopped, "But I'm smarter than thee."
--- Bonnie
She laughed when his dick did deflate.
I've sucked out your brain;
It was not a strain;
Not enough there to evaluate.
--- Bonnie
Is acclaimed for fine tricks with her lips.
Clientele, mostly men,
Come again and again,
Since she offers skilled licks with her trips.
--- Bob Giandomenico P0305
Has a unique way to pleasia:
She'll go down on your hose
Using only her nose,
And for a finale, she'll sneezia!
--- Anon
Was known to have studied the flute.
So, it was said,
That when giving head,
Instead of just blowing, she'd toot.
--- Anon
One sniff and guys can't resist hers.
Enough suction, the pet,
To suck-start a jet.
Make sure you watch out for her blisters.
--- David Miller
Who had a most marvelous pair o' knees.
While parked on the pair,
The young lass would stare
At my balls in a way was sure to please.
--- Irish
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