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My girlfriend likes singing and strumming; The difference between the stork and swallow, While watching Jane, I noticed her pull It most necessarily follows, A big appetite has Miss Treadwell. My balloon is now fully inflated, Keep kneeling on ground that is hallowed, There's something 'bout breasts SAPONACEOUS One time, though it may seem un-cowth, A guy that I knew name of Ike I thought it would be kind of fun The PSI rate of my gush, I do have to wonder 'bout Sue, She told him, "Your info is faulty, My dear, you're naive and so young, Inviting his student to dine, To which she replied, "How'd you know? I've practiced some yoga of late, As confection my nectar's complete; A teacher of art did opine I can't quite remember, but Wow! The only way that some prudish chick To Keith said a girl named McLouth, A Harvard professor named Zachary There was a young girl of Mauritius, Oh this is so sick it's disgusting, Au contraire, not a drop must be wasted, Too bad he could not hold his load; Poor Katie had much disappointment There once was a lad from Haight Street, My gal, Marylou, with a grin, The theory that it makes a guy hot, "Let's try sixty-nine," said McLouth. Old man Heinz blended spices to taste There once was a girl named Liz My large candle was hot at the tip, There was a young lady named Anna, My gal is a wonderous lass, Using dirty words, girls could hope There was a young man named Rick A young man who came from Caerphilly A young fellow from Adelaide, The wives' tale, again, on the scene Though science does not prove this out, For the sake of a colleague Christine, A deep-throated virgin named Betty, "Hell No!", said the Duchess of Quick, When juice of the mango I've drunk, There was a young Jewess named Hannah, To old deaf dry-cleaner, Tom Rayze, His new little bride looked so blue, Emily was a good friend; So this is a secret BJ, I know a young lady called Rita, Of her first sex encounter, Miss Lyme Some ladies may balk at the taste, But others, like Cynthia Baden, A virgin who's orally chaste A clergyman's bride, very chaste, There was an old harlot of Wick, (Published 1882)
I think that the prospects are dismal Dismounting from panting old Gert, Old Gert found mine spicy and hot, There was a young lady, and what do you think? And uncovered the pink." (Published 1870)
Sweet Susie saw Sidney a-slumping Many a taste have I savored; There was a fine fellow called Avery,
I'd rather her mouth full and humming.
She makes me feel good,
Just the way that she should,
And only backs off when I'm coming.
--- Doc
Leaves one pregnant, the other one hollow.
To suck or to spread?
Nine months in a bed?
Juxtaposition now must I wallow?
--- King Hilltop
My plum (quite engorged, colored purple)
And then, with such greed,
She sucked till the seed
Popped out, while her mouth made its slurple.
--- Anon
Her moist curves and all her hollows,
Though exceedingly fine,
At best make her a nine;
A ten is a nine who swallows.
--- Robyn a
And quite widely known to give head well.
In fact she's a demon
For swallowing semen;
Which keeps her remarkably fed well.
--- Theo Heller P9211
And can't wait to be bumped and gyrated.
It's likely to burst;
Could well quench your thirst,
If correctly erectly fellated.
--- Anon
While I plow your furrow unfallowed.
And then you can have
The seed of ol' Trav,
The which you have evermore swallowed.
--- Anon
That brings out some men's thought salacious;
But don't be a dope,
From penis, wash soap,
Or you'll discourage act fellatious.
--- Norm Brust
I butt-fucked a girl from the South.
When I cried "Holy Gee,
I am coming!" then she
Turned around, and I came in her mouth!
--- Anon
Once said he would certainly like
To pull down the shorts
Of hunky young sports,
And see if they taste much alike.
--- Limericks Naughty & Gay
To put my dick in a hot dog bun,
With mustard and chili,
But that burnt my willy,
And blistered my poor girlfriends tongue!
--- Steve TP9802
Will clean all your teeth with a rush;
Your taste buds will quiver
From my cream filled river;
So come on and blow and, please, hush.
--- Anon
With a hundred and sixty IQ.
She'd openly scoff
When told by the prof
That sugar is found in men's goo.
--- John Miller
It isn't at all sweet or malty.
Won't fizz in the least
From my vaginal yeast,
And why does it taste so darn salty?"
--- John Miller
But my helpline you went out and rung.
Whatever you thought,
I can tell you in short,
You taste sweetness on the front of your tongue.
--- Donald McGill
He told her, "You haven't tried mine.
The fresh sweet bouquet
Enjoyed with my spray,
Reminds me of very fine wine."
--- John Miller
Have your boyfriends been telling you so?
Have you licked out a twat
Into which you have shot?
I'll allow you a taste if that's so!"
--- John Miller
Which now lets me auto-fellate,"
Replied the professor,
Who aimed to impress her
With deeds most cannot contemplate.
--- Randog
No flower on earth can compete.
If you'll come and hum,
You can have some
To be savored until you're replete.
--- Anon
That his taste was exceedingly fine.
So, when he arose,
We then came to blows.
His taste was better than mine.
--- Limericks Naughty & Gay
I once kissed a sexy young frau.
She sucked me off, then
She kissed me again.
It's all coming back to me now.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Will admit she enjoys sucking dick,
Is to cover your wick
In milk chocolate, real thick,
Then she'll suck 'til it's all clean and slick.
--- Anon
"Be nice to us girls from the south,
Or you'll get, my dear Keith,
A crack in the teeth."
So he gave her a paste in the mouth.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0857
Was sucked off while reading some Thackeray.
When he started to come,
He dipped it in rum,
And gave her a peach of a daiquiri.
--- Anon
Who said, "No, I'm not really vicious.
I get no sexual kick
Out of sucking this prick,
It's just that it tastes so delicious."
--- Victor Gray
To think the young lady'd be trusting
Of a fellow who'd make
Her do a cum take;
Especially with all that damn thrusting!
--- Anon
When her tonsils are lovingly basted;
Though it gush from her lips,
Even dribbles or drips
Must be fingertip captured and tasted.
--- Allen Wolverton
He tried to switch to off mode.
He said, "Oops sorry ma'am,
Thats not how I am!"
'Cause down her throat, it did explode!
--- Anon
When she swallowed my gushing anointment,
And said that the gook
Was making her puke,
Which I guess is a flaw in the ointment.
--- Anon
Whose spunk was all foamy and sweet.
He said my name's Aitch;
Care to taste my creme fraiche?
And the hippie chicks knelt down to eat.
--- H Welchel
Got up so to let her folks in.
I should have wiped off
With a tissue or cloth,
Those gobs of my goo on her chin!
--- Anon
I argued the idea as pure rot.
Whether swallowed as drink,
Or it's spit down the sink.
He cares not once his wad has been shot.
--- Goin2later
"I'll face to the north, you the south."
So she sucked on his pride,
But the fucking guy lied,
When he said he'd not come in her mouth.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0856
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While inventing his now famous paste.
Heinzy added his jizz
To this first batch of his,
Which on girls not too chaste, he would baste!
--- Anon
Who did love the taste of jizz.
At least once an hour,
A pint she'd devour;
She'd not care if 'twas hers or his.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
When she blew it, the heat burned her lip.
Undaunted by pain,
She tried it again
But this time she tasted hot drip!
--- Anon
Who sucked on a big green banana.
"How sour!" she said,
"It's just like giving head,
To a man with his nuts in a spanner."
--- Asscar Wilde T9711
She'll lick both my balls and my ass.
If I come and it's small,
She will swallow it all --
That girl has some kind of class.
--- Bobby
To get their mouth washed out with soap.
This old custom's no waste;
You'll get used to the taste
And with blowjobs you'd sure learn to cope.
--- Ulla
With an ice cream cone tattooed on his prick.
The young women who knew him
All wanted to screw him
And give his ice cream cone a lick.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Had a tryst with a certain young filly,
Who said "Ah, now I sees
Whence comes Caerphilly cheese!",
As she tasted the end of his willy.
--- Mike Dale
Had no trouble getting him laid.
No thanks to muff diving,
His sex life was thriving.
He taught them sperm taste was lemonade.
--- Robert Elliot
Tells of keeping one's semen pristine,
Because women savor
Sweet pineapple flavor,
The focus, is now, this cuisine.
--- Emma Mara
Results will be checked, there's no doubt.
In chunks, canned, or whole,
Would you race to buy Dole,
If you knew this would cause a blowout?
--- Emma Mara
I chew garlic to keep spunk pristine.
If she's ever so meek
As to proffer her cheek,
Then I'll paint there a fleur de lys scene.
--- Jester Jon
Was sucking a cock on the jetty.
She said, "It's tastes nice,
Much better than rice,
But not quite as good as spaghetti."
--- Anon
"I won't suck his filthy old prick!
It's not that I spurn
A mouthful of sperm,
But the stench of his ass makes me sick!"
--- Anon
And of pineapple eaten a chunk,
I will offer my willy
To the palate of Lily,
'Cause it adds a nice taste to my spunk.
--- Anon
Who sucked of her lover's banana.
She swore that the cream
That shot out in a stream,
Tasted better than Biblical manna.
--- L0403
She goes, "Clean this dress please," she says.
You can see there's a stain".
Says he, "Come again?"
"No. This time it's just mayonnaise."
--- Jester Jon
When he said, "Blow me, I beg you!"
"But it leaves a bad taste,
Worse than library paste,
And you never do me when I'm through!"
--- Laurence Craft
I enjoyed her right to the end.
I really do miss her,
But I'd never kiss her,
Not after where her lips had been.
--- Jim Weaver Collection a
And one that prevents tooth decay?
Okay, I'll just hum,
When you rush to come,
But your moaning will give you away.
--- Anon
Who's truly an expert cock eater.
She says she's not keen
On vasectomized cream,
'Cause grapes with seeds are much sweeter.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Said, "I had a delirious time!
I'd have paid money
To suck all that honey,
But nobody charged me a dime."
--- G0876
And spit out your spunk in great haste,
But Mary McGuff
Says she can't get enough,
And to spit would be simply a waste.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Will offer advice to a maiden:
"Remember, young women,
If ever you're slimmin',
Those juices with calories are laden."
--- Tiddy Ogg
Inquired of ejaculate's taste.
Well, the answer's quite tricky,
For although it is sticky,
It does not taste like library paste.
--- Bob Birch P0107
Who wanted a child in great haste,
Said: "Mother, I grieve,
But I'll never conceive --
I just can't get used to the taste."
--- G0838
Who was sucking a coal-heavers prick.
She said, "I don't mind
The coal dust and grime,
But the smell of your balls makes me sick."
--- L1069
For funding our researches jizzmal.
Although I'm sure mine
Tastes better than wine,
The taste-tester's pool is abysmal.
--- SFA
I offered her mine for dessert.
She quickly declined
By claiming my kind
Is steaming with gasses inert.
--- SFA
Which made her sit hours on the pot.
She sat there and blew
Me till she turned blue,
Then drank Pepto Bismol a lot,
--- Randog
She said, "I care nought for a prick that don't stink,
And I think that a fuck
Ain't so good as a suck,
When you've pulled back the foreskin,
--- L0437
On pillow, his penis a-pumping.
She cried: "What a waste!
First give me a taste!
Then here's a hot hole for your humping."
--- Tiddy Ogg
Some not so good and some favored.
But my current amour
Get his licks by the score,
'Cause his thingy is raspberry flavored!
--- Wobbly
Whose spunk was uncommonly savory.
His missus of course,
Found it cheaper than sauce,
And it made all her stews taste more flavory.
--- Michael Horgan
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