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Life's passing on by, like a jet, And what's all this stuff "solid state"? With telegraph wires strung from pine Uncommon, Britney nude is not; I'm just a cute Mouseketeer, On this date was born, Britney Spears, Britney Spears says that she is a virgin; A loverly lass is Miss Britney, Sweet Britney ran off and got wed, She said, "I've a feeling that's sinking, Britney Spears new babe will soon sprout, There was a young prick called Cobain; Poor Courtney -- not happy at all; There once was a man named Cobain There was a sad soul called Cobain, There once was a guy named Cobain, A troubled young man named Cobain; Yes, Cobain was considered a star; A troubled young man from Seattle There was a Rock Star from Seattle, There was a loser called Kurt There once was a asshole named Kurt (His 12 guage had brains for dessert.)
Kurt Cobain lived a life that was rich The grungy young lead of Nirvana There once was a man named Kurt A young music man named Cobain, Dolly Parton's a favorite, I hear I declare, it sure brings out my pique Dolly Parton is built, I declare Dolly Parton is one who enchants. Bloodthirsty, with fangs all afleck, (Dolly Parton - late 20 century big-boobed country singer)
Dolly Parton was giving some head Dolly Parton and I, most discreet, Dolly Parton has two daffodils. I would turn down a dancer from Bali Miss Dolly, the dirty old scrubber, I really do think it's a shame: Dolly Parton's a stunning success; This movie will break you in bits, Dolly Parton has big boobs she stows Of all singing sensations we've seen, The King was oft heard to utter, It's twenty-two years to the day Of music, he was simply the champ; A friend of mine likes Rock and Roll, A tone-deaf young rocker named Moon Does Elvis live? The news -- In view of his young brother's keenness With old Elvis in Graceland, I am, sir, Elvis is dead, so they said, With Heartbreak Hotel, the young Elvis The guy would believe anything. When Elvis he wrote 'Love Me Tender', It had all disappeared, his 'thing', Elvis the pelvis, he thrilled, That young Presley fellow could sing. It's been a while, so go tell! A canine you're nothing but that! In blue suede shoes, she stood in the dock. If Elvis were living today, Elvis is dead so they said, To all those who Elvis adore, You're a bad dog, you know that, Zog, On Ed Sullivan, he took them by storm, (TV show USA '60s) "I was stroking poor Mabel," he said, (Elvis's Teddy Bear mauled by guard dog, 2006)
The King was just recently seen There was a blues singer named Elvis
So fast that I ain't even yet
Had time to unpack
My brand new 8 track,
And now they've come out on cassette!
--- Travis Brasell
I think that transitors are great.
But are you the guy
To ask where to buy
Young Britney on 78?
--- Tiddy Ogg
To pine, you can order on line;
But I still prefer
To listen to her
The old way and play 69.
--- Travis Brasell
For young she is and hot, hot, hot!
Everybody's seen
This blonde vixen queen.
Is a message needed, it's not.
--- Anon
In Spandex and skin-tight brassiere.
Though I'm making top dollar,
I'll certainly holler
If Santa forgets my new implants this year.
--- Anon
A standout amongst all her peers.
Today she turned twenty...
With sex-appeal plenty,
I'll give the young lady three cheers!
--- Anon
I think it don't take a brain surgeon
To guess that's a lie,
Not too well disguised,
By outfits she can't hide an urge in.
--- Molly Denver
But I don't think that's a real tit. Nay!
But she's still hot,
And I like what she's got,
But it's doubtful that I'll ever getney.
--- Cyber Wizard
But before he could take her to bed
In their honeymoon room,
The bamboozled groom
Discovered the marriage was dead.
--- Anon
But not, of course, 'cause I was drinking!
Before it begun
I said, 'What have I done?"
I do not know what I was thinking!"
--- Anon
By TV Caesarian, no doubt;
Like her on-stage groovin',
Her lips will be movin'
But nothing will be comin' out.
--- David Miller
In the ass he was really a pain.
He died, the wanker;
The shot gun, we thank her.
On the ceiling his brain's just a stain.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Her house is becoming a mall
For fanatical fans
Using nails and hands,
Scraping souvenirs from off the wall.
--- Anon
Whose brains did happen to rain
Down from the ceiling,
From where paint was peeling,
Much to the electricians disdain.
--- Anon
Who, I'm certain, was close to insane.
While others would choose
Coral Pinks or Sky Blues,
He painted the wall with his brain.
--- Anon
Whose wallpaper gave him migraine,
'Til he found the solution
And through self-execution,
Repainted it grey with his brain.
--- Anon
Felt his life was but only in vain.
He embarked on a course,
Shot himself with great force,
Now he'll never know life and its gains.
--- Anon
Lived with music, booze, women, and cars.
But to kill yourself dead
With a shot to the head,
Shows us all just how dumb that you are.
--- Anon
Was fighting an internal battle.
He let his angst fester,
Embraced his Winchester.
Let's hope his fans follow like cattle.
--- Anon
Who's fans were no smarter than cattle.
His life was no fun,
So he got a shotgun,
And got rid of his skull's wicked rattle.
--- Anon
Who said "My poor life ain't worth dirt!
I can't play guitar
And I hate who I are."
KA-BLAM! How much did it hurt?
--- Anon
Who now resides in the dirt.
He wrote a few songs
And before not too long,
His brains stained the front of his shirt.
--- Anon
(In the money of course) -- here's the hitch:
Gave it up on a whim,
(Was he stupid and dim?)
Now his look, act, and property's kitch.
--- Anon
Felt he'd be better off as a goner.
Dark angst and black rage
Cured with a 12 guage.
Now if it'd only happen to Madonna.
--- Anon
Who felt somehow that it hurt.
He stopped all the pain
With a bullet in the brain,
And now lives under six feet of dirt.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Could not handle stardom and pain.
Tried to overdose,
But not comatose,
With a shotgun he blew out his brain.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
In the race for the Oscar next year.
She's not just "in the hunt"
But she's "way out in front"
To receive Best Supporting Brassiere.
--- Larry Hollister a
When guys at Ms. Parton do peek.
Those mountains are high,
And before I should die,
I'd sure like to climb to the peak.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
And she has a quite marvelous pair.
I would give a month's pay
For a saucy display
Or a C-note to see her what-e'er.
--- Al Willis T9712
It's rumored she doesn't wear pants.
It would be like dessert
To get under her skirt.
I'd give a week's pay for the chance.
--- Al Willis P9805
The witless vampire said, "Heck"
But saw cause to hearten,
He found Dolly Parton
And bit her -- the fool! -- ON THE NECK!
--- Bob Giandomenico P9009a
To Kenny Rogers one night while in bed.
She fed him some tit,
But too much of it...
"My God! I've killed Kenny!" she said.
--- Wildman TP9804
In the dark, on a cozy loveseat:
"Are you hungry, my dear?"
And I'd say, "Hear, hear!"
But I'm certain that I'd overeat.
--- Al Willis
This is file rpm
When she stands, and I sit, I get chills.
When she starts to sing,
I say "Ring-a-ding-ding!
I will lift up mine eyes to the hills!"
--- Al Willis
And a chance to explore Mexicali,
For a little foreplay
And a roll in the hay,
And a breakfast with sweet Parton, Dolly!
--- Al Willis T9712
Was covered in acres of blubber.
Her magnificent figure
Looked Twenty times bigger,
Encased in red plastic and rubber.
--- PeterW
Dolly Parton and Barbie, the same
Anatomical distortion,
Way out of proportion,
Which induces astronomical fame.
--- John Miller
She has troubles and cares, nonetheless.
At her concert, her bust
Was improperly trussed,
And her boobs burst right out of her dress.
--- Lucas Hulp P9310
Evoking both seizures and fits.
You surely will treasure
A measure of pleasure
From "Dolly Displaying Her Wits."
--- Jane D Hughes P9012
In triple D bras with pink bows;
If she did for a quid
Like Janet Jackson did,
She would take out the first seven rows.
--- David Miller
SUI GENERIS music machine
Was the great Elvis
With gyrating pelvis
And unequaled charisma on screen!
--- Observer
I want 'nanners in fried peanut butter!
But it left greasy stains,
And clogged up his veins,
And caused his heart rhythms to flutter.
--- Bill Livingston
The "King" sadly went on his way.
No more swivlin' pelvis
From our icon Elvis.
A legend, what more can I say?
--- Anon
The King of the Rock and Roll camp.
But he passed away;
On the crapper, some say.
And now all that's left is a stamp.
--- Pete Marinucci
But her eardrums were taking a toll.
So she turned down the Elvis
And just watched his pelvis;
Now it's her eyeballs that loll.
--- Patricia Larson
Could just barely carry a tune,
But he swiveled his pelvis
Like some revenant Elvis,
And made all the teenagers swoon.
--- Armand E Singer 827
His fans are checking out all clues.
About my age he'd be
So if you're checking me,
Please don't step on my blue sued shoes
--- Irving Superior P8812
To follow his steps, was it meanness
Of Fortune that Elvis
Became known as Pelvis
And thus scuttled the chances of Enos.
--- A N Wilkins P9107a
Where his cars and his drugs by the dram were.
It was here he was married.
It was here he was buried--
But in the back yard like a hamster.
--- Don Moore P9311a
But in Vegas last week he was wed.
Then I saw him in Sears
Trying on the brassieres.
Is it me or am I losing my head?
--- Barbara Cunningham P9505
Put all of us under his spellvis.
He sang Rock-and-Roll-blues
In his Blue Suede Shoes,
In time to the shake of his pelvis.
--- Satori Press
He thought that Minelli could sing.
He believed all that hype
And Hollywood tripe.
He thought Elvis Presley was king!
--- Al Willis P9709
He was looking both slim and slender.
But soon when he took
Downwards for a look,
I bet he couldn't see his gender.
--- Martin V Jensen
In a body the size of Beijing,
And this situation
Of ZERO starvation,
He should have been called the "Burger King."
--- Martin V Jensen
But alas, he was very weak willed.
His addiction to food
Really did him no good.
He looked like a whopper, flame grilled.
--- Jayne
Making rock 'n roll hits was his thing.
But girls all knew Elvis's
Gyrating pelvis is
What really made him the king!
--- Lims For Year - 01
To some it has been quite a hell.
The building he's left,
His fans are bereft,
And living in Heartbreak Hotel.
--- Jim Phynn
So sang Elvis before he got fat.
And he also refused
To put up with his shoes
Getting stepped on like some blue suede mat.
--- Larry Hollister
That bitch has now got to hock
Her Elvis collection
In a house of correction;
She's doing the old jailhouse rock.
--- Tiddy Ogg
No doubt, he would probably say,
"I'm in a tight spot
And this coffin's too hot...
So I'll just keep clawin' away!"
--- Observer
But up there, just over my head,
He's rocking and strumming;
And rotors are humming
And his lifeline has just saved our shed.
--- Anon
Contribute your money no more.
You're wasting your dough.
By now you should know,
Mt. Rushmore has room for just four.
--- Irving Superior
I should beat your butt with a log!
My bear's dead and I'm
Cryin' all the time,
You ain't nothin' but a hound dog.
And upset the world's preconceived norm.
When he curled his lip,
And swiveled his hip,
He made all the girls feel quite warm!
--- Bill Livingston
"When my hound dog just bit off her head!
He went barking mad;
I'm all shook up, bad,
And real sorry "Your Teddy Bear's dead."
--- David Miller
By someone with eyes really keen,
Not resting in Heaven,
But in the 7-11, (series of stores in US)
Fifteen miles outside Aberdeen.
--- Eric Landrieu
Who really could wiggle his pelvis.
He could dance, he could sing,
And then down the house bring,
When he shuffled his triple-D-twel-ves.
--- William K Alsop Jr
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