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There is a young chick in Vancouver, Jake forewarned Sammy because There was a young lady from Troy, Organ meat is quite rich; that is true; A neat-nik, persnickety Mickey 'Tain't nary a tooth in Meg's jaws; A girl that just hums till I come Girls, your pleasure's what counts with these treats; I'm dating a woman named Fricker, At school he went out on a date My dear, it appears you don't know me! My typing assistant, Miss Tease, She licked and she sucked -- Shiela Green, There once was a hussy from Brown, There once was a chick who sucked cock, Old Bill had his hand on her head. Rich Nicci's chick, Vicky (a sicky), A twelve-year-old nymphet, Lolita, I'll not forget the gentle breeze, Now Carol, your candor's a pearl I witnessed here, Carol's effusion, My girlie just likes them to squeeze, She's a hummingbird, never a swallow, She's a hummingbird, never a swallow, Sweet Sally, from dear Arkansas, A felltrix with a very nice duff, Sweet Sammy, a guy kind of cute, There once was a girl from Savannah, So we finally hear from the south; A famous fellatrix named Bess, Polyphony thickens my phallus, Though your cock isn't broken or bent, Fat fellating florist, Fran Florgans, He sits at his desk so serene. Whenever your woman starts naggin', Calling oral sex clean or dirtical, Sis Chris advised, "Spitting is sin, I think Chris's advise is demonic, A toothless old wench named De Roncelles A buxom young girl whose the best; Ann had a powerful pucker, She first practised with corn on the cob, The cake Jimmy baked on a whim Now, Jim says there's one thing he knows, A mint in my mouth comes in handy; Hey Cheri, I'm intrigued by this mint. Ah but mints are all Carol's dream, Oh stop it, or you'll make me salute. Oh Cheri, I'm laughing within; He parked on a dark lover's lane, So he then did kiss her sweet lippers, I'm always ready for a screw, I could never be blue when with you, If not blue, then it will be red, 'Twas in high school when I was in band, Now this continued at each football game; When we played a game in Pocatello, My body she then did fellate; I should have known something's amiss; There's nothing like coming real hard, So what if libations profuse She deep throated my member with pleasure, A powerful sucker, that lass; I reached quite a brilliant deduction, Some times I just can't get a lube; Do you like to give all the boys Hell? It depends on the guy, of course,
Who was taught to suck cocks like a Hoover.
She does it so long,
She deadens your dong,
And when it's all done, you can't screw her.
--- Dieter Vancouver
He said if I give you a buzz,
This kind of a kiss'll
Make your dick whistle.
Sam said, "Try it and see if it does."
--- Limericks Naughty & Gay
Had moustache, just like a young boy.
Though it tickled to kiss,
'Twas the source fo much bliss,
When she used it to brush a man's toy.
--- Anon
Women thrive on this splendid beef stew;
To prevent near-term harm,
I should probably warn:
Never bite off much more'n you can chew!
--- Allen Wolverton
Told girlfriends, "I hate getting sticky!
I'd prefer, to a fuck,
That you'd CAREFULLY suck,
So I don't get a hickey on dickey.
--- Limrixman TP9804a
So, next time I'll stuff 'em with gauze;
So, when she bites down
On my purple head's crown,
My loud yelpin' won't give the bitch pause.
--- Travis Brasell
Will make the top ten of my chums.
But my number one girly
Has got to be Shirley,
She's lost all her teeth, so she gums!
--- Anon
You could kiss me; we'd share the warm sweets;
You could swallow (don't pout!)
Or just spit it out,
Please don't spill any on the car seats!
--- Allen Wolverton
Even though she don't let me stick her.
She like to do
Something better than screw,
She is the quicker dick licker.
--- Mike M TP9804
With "the vacuum" - insatiable Kate.
On account of the strength
Of her suction, his length
Has remained in a state of inflate.
--- Anon
You want to be able to show me
Your love is so true.
One thing you can do --
Get down on your knees now and blow me.
--- Q
Screamed, "Typos bring me to my knees!"
So, right after lunch,
I made a whole bunch
And said, "Get on down, pretty please!"
--- Anon
Her ears, there was nothing between.
She said, kind of gruff,
As she swallowed the stuff,
"I'm not Sanguine, only Serene."
--- Big Don
With PC diction and frown.
She majored comp lit,
Lectured as she shit,
On the best ways of her going down.
--- Lewis
Up and down, on both sides of the block.
But when giving a kiss,
With a mouthful of piss,
She gave her poor sweetie a shock.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
He looked in her eyes and he said,
"I feel like a winner,
And not a real sinner.
Can you sing me a song while you're fed."
--- Jim Weaver Collection
In the thick of a quicky, waxed tricky.
Sick Vicky gave Ricky's
Slick dicky six hickeys,
Quickly flicking licks trickily sticky.
--- Bob Giandomenico
Was an expert at eating a peter.
She demurely would say,
"I shall chew it all day.
I'm a slow but fastidious eater."
--- G0872
That rustled the leaves on the trees,
Or the moonlit glow,
As I gave a blow,
On your dick and two balls small as peas.
--- Anon
Of honesty, and for a girl,
It's mighty damn brave --
But why do you rave
About giving head to a squirrel.
--- Travis Brasell
And feel I must end the confusion;
Those balls, small as peas,
Are a foot from your knees,
What you see, is Trav's pure self-delusion.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Those tiny balls above my knees.
With my dick 'tween her lips,
She then sucks out the drips,
'Cause she craves for the taste of sweet peas.
--- Dirruk
'Cause your seed's on the ground lying fallow.
Your woodpecker's blue
Though his red head did spew
Chicken nuggets that hit Sao Paulo!
--- Anon
'Cause your seed's on the ground lying fallow.
Your woodpecker's blue,
Though his readhead did spew
Chicken nuggets that hit Santo Paulo.
--- RanDog
Found that dislocating her jaw
Meant that she could handle
All of her lover, Randall,
But still he just stuck in her craw.
--- Marlene Lewis
Said of oral sex, "I can't get enough."
We won't repeat names,
But she's one of those dames,
Who can suck the bumper hitch chrome off.
--- Minders TP9802
Played a pecker as one might a flute.
He scarcely would slow
To swallow the flow,
No matter how much it would shoot.
--- Limericks Naughty & Gay
Who was wide as the state of Montana.
And ugly as hell,
But for dates, she did well,
When they found she could swallow a banana.
--- MrMalo
I'm surprised you could open your mouth
Wide enough to be talkin',
With that big ugly cock in
It, belying your claim to have couth.
--- Anon
Refused all requests from the press
To explain her renown
As a great goer down--
She was tight-lipped about her success.
--- Playboy Mag J F O'Conner
Especially tunes by Tom Tallis.
But Josquin Des Prez
Enhances fella-
Tio when I'm hummed by dear Alice.
She will lick but not suck, till you're spent.
And when questioned, she'll say:
"Sorry, dear. Agent's way--
I get that fine top ten percent!"
--- G2255
Firms phalluses flintlike as gorgons.
Though her roses fat Fran knows
Fare well on pianos,
Frans tulips fare best on fine organs.
--- Bob Giandomenico P9206a
This is file rpl
But what's going on can't be seen.
Some woman's down there
Right under his chair;
What she's doing is quite obscene.
--- Anon
Go give her a bloody good shaggin';
If that doesn't stop her,
Then whang out your chopper,
And stuff her big gob 'til she's gaggin'.
--- Peter Wilkins
Since today, it is incontrovertical.
That it's modern and noble
To be upwardly mobile.
And that includes sexually vertical.
--- Conch A
When done with a shit-eating grin;
The ladies should swallow
The jizz and then follow
It down with a jigger of gin."
--- Goin2later
Although she is rather iconic.
In matters of thirst
She should drink the gin first,
And follow it down with my tonic.
--- Cyber Wizard
Was acquainted with numerous consuls.
They'd come to be gummed,
And she'd gum as they'd come;
She really had overworked tonsils.
--- G0897
Her blow jobs can pass every test.
She can make a man come
With her lips or her gum,
Or use both with unparalleled zest!
--- Stan
So kissing and foreplay would tucker
Her out right away,
But that was okay.
She was known as the town's greatest sucker.
--- Anon
Before she had tried my huge knob.
She gagged and she choked,
Her jaw could be broke,
A bad start for her first time blowjob!
--- Anon
Last year, with much vigor and vim,
Was shaped like his schlong;
But her breath was so strong,
She blew out the candles and Jim.
--- Brian Belge
As another year comes to a close --
This year he'll forsake
The baking of cake,
And start with the part where she blows.
--- Brian Belge
A dick will taste just like candy.
Makes lots of nice drool,
On a too large tool,
And also tasting quite dandy!
--- Anon
So much I would come at it's scent.
But this can't be enjoyed,
If that mint's an Altoid.
To the bathroom, for cold water I'd sprint!
--- Anon
Myself, I prefer some whipped cream.
Though it's been awhile
Since I had the style
To top with a cherry to ream.
--- Anon
And I'll strip down to my birthday suit.
It'd make, come true my wishes,
I'd find you delicious.
Because a Cheri is my favorite fruit.
--- Anon
To sleep with my dad would be sin!
But if I slept with you,
I'd squirt heavenly goo!
Then I'd laugh at semen on your chin.
--- Anon
Just as the moon started to wane.
She sighed with delight
"Oh, What a nice night!"
Steam began to cover each pane.
--- Anon
And then he touched her hard nippers.
"Do you hear crickets?
Don't stop, please lick it!"
"Not crickets, my sweet, those are zippers!"
--- Anon
'Specially when it comes from you.
I'll lick it real slow,
Then give it a blow,
And suck it 'til your face turns blue.
--- Anon
No matter what to me you do.
So suck all day long
Upon my hard dong;
When you're through and I've blew, then we'll screw.
--- Anon
When I finish giving you head.
Your dick will be limp;
You'll cry and you'll wimp,
And be thankful that you are not dead.
--- Anon
That I felt the girl next to me's hand.
Then the lips of this flautist
Wrap my pole at its stoutest,
And I blew my wad in the grand stand.
--- Anon
The scenario always the same.
She'd get under the blank-
Et, and swallow my crank
And drink every drop when I came.
--- Anon
I let out a terrible bellow;
For I found that that flute
Wasn't sucking my lute,
Instead it was some trumpet fellow.
--- Anon
I thought 'twas exceedingly great.
Though I promised not to,
I just had to spew
In her mouth, so I could be ate.
--- Anon
After sucking she wanted a kiss.
As my mouth opened wide
She deposited inside
The creamy load that was my bliss.
--- Anon
So BJs I highly regard.
Her hot tongue and lip
A-sip on my tip!
The moans and gulps as I bombard!
--- Anon
Come oozing, or gush like a sluice?
I'd drink me a bucket
To get her to suckit.
It's good for the gander and goose.
--- Anon
Swallowed every bit of my treasure.
She did it with ease,
Down on her knees.
And then vacuumed my nuts for good measure.
--- Anon
All night in her bed trimmed in brass.
The next morning I found
When I looked down,
Three feet of bed sheets up my ass!
--- Anon
When she followed my every instruction.
So here's my conclusion
I share with profusion:
There's nothing as fine as good suction.
--- Travis Brasell
I am honestly not in the mood.
So I go to the back room
And get out the vacuum,
And switch on, with his thing down the tube.
--- Michelle
Do you snooze as the vac makes them swell?
Do you yawn as they come,
And go hum-tiddy-hum,
Or impatiently shout at them, "Schnell!"
--- Peter Wilkins
Even if he is hung like a horse.
If he can't turn me on
Then I tell him "Begone!"
Or the vac is my only recourse.
--- Michelle
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