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I dreamed I held Janet's sweet breast It left all the prudes in a titter, With music I just couldn't dig, Wardrobe malfunction is all very well; I saw Janet's low-slung shitty dug, The news guys much think I'm a rube, Ward Hardman saw a saggy tit; (exposed tit during halftime 2004 Superbowl - BFD - McW)
As Janet wriggled through her nautch, How CBS must need a hit, For those of us who felt bereft, "Wardrobe malfunction", (great cop-out!) Is there one soul in this blessed land, The halftime this year was a flop, Don't show Justin with Jan copulating. Congress became quite hysterical, There was an Archdeacon of Braxon, I would rather be bit by piranha, Michael J. and Madonna just smiled In England we call "Madaarna" Madonna Madonna? She can't even sing! Madonna you know is with child. Calamities reign far and wide, Madonna, as you know, is with child! Madonna, you know, is with child; A tuneful spring chick named Madonna There is a singer named Madonna; There once was a girl named Madonna, A pop singer name of Madonna, A pop singer name of Madonna, The artist once known as Prince, Madonna, you know, is with child, The commenters all commentaried The "Material Girl" is Madonna. Madonna's in a family way, I couldn't be gay, explained Jase; Jason Donovan, a stunning blonde boy, Jason just screams, "I ain't gay!" The Princess Botox to wed Kylie's fan clubs has some queens; Gold hot pants created a stir; Danni developed an image obsession Oz is not too populous, I know; Michael Hutchence was found dead, nude. Kylie is top of the pops, Moulin Rouge pushed Kylie to the fore; Was Hutchence a dom or a sub; Kylie keeps flashing her bum, "Just to be, is to do," said Rousseau. He did it his way they say, Sometime a girl struck your fancy -- From Egypt way down to Sumatra, There's really a lot to be said I find there's no humor in grief; It is true, The Chairman has gone Old Blue Eyes is dead, now he's gone To "Blue Eyes" we bid a "so long...", Frank Sinatra, a great man of song, "In the wee small hours of the morning," Can you say what's become of Tom Lehrer? It seems in a song, Tom implied It seems Tom was right all along Tom, wherever you are, I'm not sure to which you refer; Please make the effort to seek His songs were much more than a lark, I think it is worth it to seek, Nowadays (Jan 2007) try HERE.
As she happily acquiesced;
And I can reveal
That I honestly feel
So much better now that I've confessed!
--- Observer
When Justin exposed Janet's glitter.
In's only a breast,
So why get so stressed?
Hell! We couldn't care if he bit her.
--- Virge
I did not think the deal was that big.
Jan started to limber
As Justin yelled "Timber!"
But all that fell out was a twig.
--- SFA
From her jacket her right bosom fell.
It was ever so funny,
Such a small little honey.
You should see the one on Aunty Nell!
--- Mul
And gave my "Show the bitch pity" shrug.
I was incredulous;
It was so pendulous.
Just a droopy pierce-ringed titty! Ugh!
--- Ward Hardman
And I missed the action on the tube.
Such stuff just promotes
Sex harrassment. My vote's
For them both and the planners as boobs.
--- Cyber Wizard
He cannot quite get over it.
He's used to Britney
Or Christina, Gee!
Janet's knocker was not a hit!
--- Bonnie
She ground her rump in Justin's crotch.
(Like brother Michael's verve,
Earned him the name of Perv.)
And I only had just one scotch!
--- Ward Hardman
To show us such a naughty bit!
We'd speculate, surmise,
"What is the big surprise?"
It's Janet Jackson's rightmost tit!
--- Ward Hardman
Because we did not see the left,
The force of gravity
Triumphed over depravity;
That breast did lack the needed heft!
--- Ward Hardman
Caused Jan and Justin each to pout.
"Oh dear! Lord have mercy...
That "breakaway jersey"
Should have made both her boobs pop out!"
--- Ward Hardman
Who believes the whole thing wasn't planned?
Seven-second delay?
Did not work that day.
(They'll not Miss Janet's fine milk gland!)
--- Ward Hardman
Because Janet's breast just went plop.
They tried for a shock;
Came off like a rock;
Sharpest thing was her nipple prop.
--- Bonnie
Don't show Janet on his knob fellating.
But the twitch of a clasp
Made the audience gasp.
The finale was so titillating.
--- Ward Hardman
And declared the airwaves thersitical.
When Ms Jackson shared,
Her endowment she bared.
I felt thrills titillatingly physical.
--- Phil Kinay
Who murdered his niece with axe 'n
Said, "I can't bear
Your long stringy hair,
And your flashing your tits like J Jackson."
--- Arthur Deex
Than watch any show with Madonna.
I will watch a bedsore,
Or a Costeau flick, or
A staid travelogue from Botswana!
--- Al Willis T9712
Saying, "We're driving the Pop World wild,
Planning both when or whether
We'll be getting together
To create our dysfunctional child.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Though we don't call a banana banonna.
But however you spiel it,
Madonna will peel it,
And her next act explain to His Honour!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
And tits in a can do not spring!
And from what I have heard,
Be it man, beast, or bird,
That bitch will fuck most anything.
--- Jim Weaver
The bishop, he just went wild.
"If I find the bloke
Who gave her the poke,
He'll be ecclesiasticly reviled."
--- Magunda
Economy's taking a slide,
Politics gory, still
Number-one story: Will
Sean and Madonna stay tied?
--- Chester Wolfson P8805
Who was the guy she had riled?
No one in his right mind
Would risk that kind of a grind,
And having his todger defiled!
--- Percy Longprong
It's practically driving her wild,
For it may have been Sean's chin,
Or Dennis Rodman's skin,
Or any of a thousand men's smiles!
--- JLMB
In concert attempted Nirvana.
Screamed cops in distress,
"You mustn't undress!"
"I may, I can, and I'm gonna!"
--- OncleRouge
The sound of her singing is trauma.
Her acting is tripe,
Naught but media hype,
And her life worse than soap-opera drama.
--- M J Mack
To all the boys said, "Do you wanna?"
Warren Beatty said no,
And called her a 'Ho'.
Now she cries and smokes marijuana.
--- Tom Maguire
Oft sits (like a virgin) upon a
Rabid French poodle,
Who chomps on her doodle,
And gets soaked as if it's in a sauna.
--- Tim Stuby
Fellated cold chocolate banonas.
Hauled in a hurry
Before judge and jury,
Said, "They're longer and harder, Your Honor!"
--- Mr Vance
Made good old Madonna wince.
She said, "Wimpfuck, your breath
Scares me to death!
After a blowjob, use mints!"
--- Gene Brady
And it's got theologians quite riled,
That her increase in girth
May be called 'Virgin Birth"
Though her trainer's been fucking her wild!
--- Blaze
On whether Madonna got married.
No one knows for sure;
The site was secure --
Thus the secret non-story was carried.
--- Election 2000
When singing, she often puts on a
Brassiere set with spikes;
She's wild and she likes
Sex, whether in bed or a sauna.
--- Satori Press
This is file rmm
And the proud, happy papa did say:
"The world's best known cunt
Pops out my little runt,
When we celebrate her Labor Day!"
--- CB
I surf, I bong, I freebase.
I'm sensitive to light;
I have fits in the night;
I'm broke. Can I stay at your place?
--- Craig Jones
Who built a career as a sex toy,
All his hair did fall out;
Of that there's no doubt;
Now all that he does is annoy.
--- Craig Jones
We all just wish he'd go away.
He's turned into a loser
And a big fat drug user,
Who can't even afford a toupee.
--- Craig Jones
An Essex boy, sharing her bed.
Jason was number one;
Michael, the most fun;
And James the most fucked in the head.
--- Craig Jones
They like losers and drunks and has-beens.
Why they love a pop princess,
With no pills, booze, or excess,
Spawns debates and bitch-fights, umpteen.
--- Craig Jones
Even gay guys were then known to purr.
But did they want her bum?
As a rule of thumb,
I think they just want to be her.
--- Craig Jones
Because of her husband's confession.
He cheated with some slut,
So she made a cut,
That really taught him a lesson.
--- Craig Jones
So did Kylie bang Russell Crowe?
Did the Gladiator plunder?
Did they drink till they chunder?
I bet he found her too shallow.
--- Craig Jones
Now Kylie's stuck with some anonymous dude.
Michael choked to death wanking;
His career had been tanking.
His last album was poorly reviewed.
--- Craig Jones
But Danii keeps churning out flops.
One sister sizzles;
The other one fizzles,
But both will go on till one drops.
--- Craig Jones
Compared, Kidman's a carrot-topped whore.
The green fairy did fly
The soundtrack to buy;
She left audiences screaming for more.
--- Craig Jones
We wondered when he made his flub.
One thing we know for sure,
That he wasn't so pure;
Inducting her in the mile high club.
--- Craig Jones
But she can't make just all the boys come.
Lots of fans are gay,
Some even like, "Please Stay"
And would rather have tea with her mum.
--- Craig Jones
"To do is to be," Sarte said so.
"Do-be-do-be-do-do"
Sang Sinatra on cue.
Do-be-do-be-do-be, and then go!
--- Prof M-G
Chalking up women to lay.
He wooed 'em and crooned,
And most of them swooned;
Irregardless of his toupee.
--- Logophilia
The rest had to cream in their pantsy.
But as for your spoor,
It's sadly impure:
You've left us with Jr. and Nancy.
--- H Welchel
The boys all loved Cleopatra.
Marc Antony
And Julius C.
And (God help us) Frankie Sinatra.
--- Ed Wolfert P8405
For hearing Sinatra in bed.
If you can't stand the tune,
It's so easy to swoon,
Or to umpity-umpit instead.
--- G2199
Frank's family sure shares this belief.
There loss is also ours,
Even Las Vegas Towers
Dimmed their lights, no matter how brief.
--- S C Saint
Leaving us to look higher and yon
For another "The Voice",
As if there were a choice.
Our music account is overdrawn.
--- S C Saint
To that great singers bandstand beyond.
A talent that spanned
All 'cross the land;
Frank Sinatra, I'll think of you fond.
--- Arden
Filling our hearts with a song.
Pledge it today,
To do it your way...
He did and it didn't go wrong.
--- PJ
Was arrested for singing too long.
Said Chuck Barris, the cop,
"You may be on top,
But singing too long means the gong."
--- Sandy Singer P9603
Old Blue Eyes left without warning.
"So Set 'em up Joe,"
We have nowhere to go.
Our respect we will pay with our mourning.
--- S C Saint
As a comic that guy was a terror.
Not at all circumspect,
His career got wrecked
Just for telling the truth! What an error!
--- John Miller 0328
That at National Hero, our pride,
Was a Nazi, disloyal
To ANYONE's soil
And the lawyers, of course, took his side.
--- John Miller 0328
But the lawsuit for sure stilled his song.
Your chances are zero
'Gainst a popular hero;
Doen't matter you're right or you're wrong.
--- John Miller 0328
You rank in my mind as a star.
But the public's as silly
About someone called Willie...
And your satire would get just as far.
--- John Miller 0328
Did Lehrer create a big stir?
Coworkers and I
Think he's quite a guy;
Enjoying his music, yes sir!
--- Arden
Tom's version of Brotherhood Week.
He skewered them all;
The big and the small,
But the Vatican Rag made me weak.
--- Frank Fazed
John noted he did light a spark.
The birds all took wing
When they heard him sing,
Poisoning Pigeons in the Park.
--- Frank Fazed
Out Tom's version of Brotherhood Week.
Quite quickly tonight
I found a web sight,
Which I'm sure though is hardly unique.
--- John Miller
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