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One zero zero, zero one, zero one; The Prof has just fed us a line, The basketball player, Tom Blanding, There was a young hussy from France, Car-mad Melanie frequently traps On the porch of a dude named Horatio, He said, amid hoots of derision, But that night did not go as he planned; A charming jeune fille of Chateauneuf While feasting on sodden hair pie, My dear girl, I say romance is fine, So romance you now re-define The French just love to drink wine, If my ass was there next to yours, My Sally, she is so fine At sixty, he's doing quite fine, Sixty-nining last night on the rug, The best method for eating poontang -- Soixante-neuf? That will do just fine. A Roman while on his vacation, A caddy named Tommy the Tough, For Romans, it wasn't complex Said a Roman, of France, "On our spree there, A musician who went to Beirut At the Y they are both avid diners There once was a poetess Sapphic, Of the madam, asked pro-golfer Pine, A young Brooklyn couple opine, My co-workers did think it funny A destructionist student of art There was a young fellow named Pate Soixante-neuf was a joy with young Mary, The priests at the Temple of Isis, I could use a nice big long pull My favorite muff diving time The positions for sex are a gas There once was this guy from St Rose The first lesson in sex education On the eve of her wedding, the bride Now Sue, if you're adverse to coition, Her knowledge of English is rough, Now please do not hit the roof! While attempting to *69, Miss Jones was a teacher so fine -- A young midget couple named Pfaff, While Ericka sucks on my peter, Met a guy, cute but quite dumb; Analysis proves it just fine; This epideictic little Miss A waitress who works at the Stein, As she sucked on Pete's peter, Pam said, As he sniffed at her snatch, Peter said: After we've finished our dinner, And while you're munching down there, While getting a blowjob from Belle, Her asshole was crusted with shit; "Sweet Debbie, no more I implore Reluctantly letting me go In fact (for a change) I'm relieved "But boss?" I said (stopping mid-suck So off for a week on my own, The chances of that though, this week A fine cardboard box (so he said) "Oh wow! Thanks a bunch!" I replied, Then suddenly...a brilliant thought! He'll never stand up to the pace; And meanwhile, a snorkel I'll get
Binary code you are looking upon.
This sexual game
Has a number, no name.
Two players, one in and one on.
--- Professor
On our favorite position -- 69.
He's talking about sex,
Not Oct, Dec, or Hex.
I find this position just fine.
--- Bob Hunt
Wed small Sue on the Newport boat landing.
Oral sex from his wife
Was the joy of his life;
They could do it with both of them standing.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun
Who loved lots of sex and to dance.
"Just fill me with wine,
And we'll do sixty-nine.
Do you breathe through your ears sir, per chance."
--- Jayne a
Young drivers in the pits -- lucky chaps.
Then she makes record time
In position 69,
Coming first after 25 laps.
--- Jim Weaver Collection a
His girl got a yen for fellatio.
As she sucked on his dingus,
He tried cunnilingus,
But the cops ran them off of the patio.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
"I've made a momentous decision!
Tonight in my bed,
Her tail and my head
Will have an enormous collision!"
--- SFA
Instead the girl gave him a hand,
To expand the size
Of that 'tween his thighs,
'Til his toes met up with his gland.
--- Marlene Lewis
Had a rep for knowing her stuff:
She did 'a cheval',
This remarkable gal,
And specialized in soixante-neuf.
--- G0839
Your Will got a gleam in his eye.
He said, "Realigning
To start sixty-nining,
Ensures we will see eye to thigh.
With its gestures that are so sublime:
You're not scratching your ass,
While you're hugging your lass,
And don't fart when you do 69.
--- Anon
As a fartless divine 69?
Well; it seems us romantics
Should practice such antics;
So, sweetie dear, your place or mine?
--- Anon
And their thoughts they are free to opine.
One woman I met,
Whose name was Colette,
Said, "I just adore sixty-nine."
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Sixty-nine could be quite a chore;
But your ass near my face
Would quicken the pace,
And we'd reach sixty-nine soon for sure.
--- Anon
And playful when we entwine.
With a hoarse voice she begs:
"My dear, spread your legs".
And positions for play sixty-nine.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
'Cause most of the time he's benign
And gracefully pleasing.
But he can be quite teasing.
Just wait till he turns sixty-nine!
--- Carl Ludvig Kjelson
Young Ursula uttered an "Ugh!",
When there suddenly burst
A wad from my wurst,
And she tasted a gulp of the plug.
Have her bound in an upside down hang,
With a grip on her gams,
You go digging for clams
While she sucks away on your wang.
--- Anon
One of the favorite set-ups of mine.
I could spend days and nights
In those playful lick-fights,
Which truly bring pleasure divine,
--- Nik Synytskyy
In Fance, found a new variation:
A position for sex,
That's called LXIX,
But it loses a lot in translation.
--- Pierce Evans
Had an heiress way out in the rough.
He said, "What a swell fuck!
Now let's you and me suck.
Or as you uppercrust say, 'Soixante-neuf'."
--- L0439
For bilateral oral-type sex.
When they both wanted headers,
They resorted to letters,
By having some LXIX.
--- Hugh Clary
We did and saw all we could see there.
LXIX was great,
But it doesn't translate.
So I guess that you just had to be there.
--- Pierce Evans
Picked up an old whore while enroute.
Then he blew like a trumpet
On the cunt of the strumpet,
While she played on his cock like a flute.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0789
And professed crazy wild 69'ers.
As she sucks on his dingus,
He'll does cunnilingus,
And for days she must wear panty liners.
--- Lims For Year - 01
Who wrote about things pornographic.
She would daily entwine
In the old sixty-nine,
And indulge in nefarious traffic.
--- G0903
"What's the par for nine whores all in line?"
She said, "Eighty-five strokes,
Plus or minus two pokes."
But he scored for nine holes, sixty-nine.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-3005
That oral sex suits them just fine,
"When our glands start to surge,
Wit' dat old matin' urge,
"We would rather," they said, "nix de sign."
--- Bob Giandomenico P0011
That I worked for so little money.
What they didn't know
The boss liked to blow
Me at lunch, while I licked her cunny.
--- Anon
Was courageous, inventive and smart.
She discovered this line
Ruins a good sixty-nine:
'Oops, I thought it was only a fart.'
--- Grzegorz Gigol P0310
Who took his girl out on a date.
He thought t'would be fine
To try out sixty-nine,
But he could not get past sixty-eight.
--- Albin Chaplin
After just a small glass of sherry.
Delightfully fickle,
She'd tickle my pickle,
While I took a bite of her cherry.
--- Amego P2006
Used to offer up amber and spices.
Then back of the shrine,
They would play sixty-nine
And other unmentionable vices.
--- L0406
This is file rll
From your special watering hole
And just while I lick it
Go down to my spigot,
And quench your thirst, too, until full.
--- Anon
Has reciprocal slurping sublime.
That's when sweetheart and me
Have three times twenty three --
It makes us both feel in our prime.
--- Anon
And "seventy" is best in its class.
It's "sixty-nine," and add one
For additional fun;
To watch, caress, and grope ass.
--- Limericks Naughty & Gay
Whose love-life was so full of woes.
He loved sixty-nine
Just all of the time,
But he always got shit on his nose.
--- Rhondapoli
Is to learn to do good masturbation.
Step number two
Is to learn how to screw,
And then comes oral copulation.
--- Thomas G Keller P9409
Was given a marital guide,
Which quickly enthused her,
But also confused her:
"But sixty-nine what?" the girl cried.
--- Norm Storer
But if you'll just hold that position,
I'll slide underneath
(Now please watch your teeth!)
And I'll teach you another tradition.
--- John Miller
But Mimi is really hot stuff.
I asked her "Do you
Fancy dinner for two?"
She said "Oui, cheri... soixante neuf!
--- Anon
We mean well, and that is the truth.
We can still fool around,
With passions abound,
We'll indulge in some nice soixante-neuf!!
--- Jayne
On the telephone, I will remind
As much as you pout,
Leaving that star out,
Will not help the orally inclined.
--- Carl-Magnus
When she put them on the T.V. line,
The class woke from their slumber,
To learn a new number --
They all learned to do sixty-nine!
--- Anon
Engage in sex play with a laugh.
When lust raises its head,
They lay on the bed,
And perform thirty-four-and-a-half.
--- G0893
I lie 'twixt her thighs and I eat her;
Together we climb
To the height of sublime
Throbbing orgasm; what could be sweeter?
--- Anon
I said, "Want to 69 some?"
He said, "I've no time
For a whole 69;
We could 68, and I'll owe you one!"
--- Steve TP9802a
The French way of love is divine.
To add to the fun,
Try seventy one;
Sixty nine plus two more and some wine.
--- Jim Weaver Collection a
Who I could so pruriently kiss
Cunnilingually.
Her reciprocity,
Fellation! Oh Heavens! What bliss!
--- Duke Killon
Will sing if you buy her some wine.
Any number she'll do,
That you ask her to,
But her favorite is still sixty-nine.
--- Anon
"It's the big squirt of come that I dread.
That thick baby goo
Tastes a lot like cheap glue--
I'd prefer it vanilla instead."
--- G0900
"Woman, something down there sure smells dead.
Perhaps I seem hasty,
But I doubt if it's tasty,
So I'll settle for fucking, instead!"
--- G0901
I'm bound to come up a winner,
For I'll lift up your skirt
And begin my dessert.
(But the Pope would call me a sinner!)
--- Bob Mornington
Just let me lick your eclaiar.
Dainty am I
Eating, oh my!
I'll not spill a drop, this I swear.
--- Arden
I noticed a horrible smell;
I opened my eyes,
And to my surprise,
My nose was an inch from her tail.
--- Travis Brasell
Her hygiene I could not stand a bit.
The rest of the night
I held my nose tight
And licked the green cheese off her clit.
--- Travis Brasell
A snorkel I'm needing for sure."
"Just as long as you tease
And continue to please
Me, by using your tongue even more."
--- Anon
She said, "Hurry; my pussy's aglow."
(Least she's taken the hint
Of my tongue in a splint
And my gasping for oxygen so.)
--- Anon
To escape but I fear I've deceived.
My boss told me, "Go
Back up north." (I said, "No",
But my reasons are never believed.)
--- Anon
Thursday morning), "I fear that I'm stuck
With my face in Deb's muff."
But he told me to stuff
It and pick up the company truck.
--- Anon
Leaving Debbie to diddle alone.
I shall rest my poor tongue
(Though I wouldn't mind a young
Horny chambermaid using my bone).
--- Anon
Will be thousands to one, so to speak;
For as usual my boss
Has insisted I doss
In a bedroom exceedingly bleak.
--- Anon
With a piece of old mat for a bed,
And a spade I can use
For the digging of loos,
And for food half a loaf of stale bread.
--- Anon
While I thought of him naked and tied
To a rack like a wretch
With his limbs all a-stretch,
And a poker (red-hot) up inside.
--- Anon
I said, "Boss would you please be a sport
And see Debbie is muffed
While I'm gone?" Was he chuffed?
Is a leprechaun Irish and short?
--- Anon
He'll be gasping for air with his face
Full of hot hairy muff,
And by Sunday he'll suff-
Ocate slowly (with luck) in that place.
--- Anon
(For young Debbie is really a pet).
Then I'll give her what for
When I've rested my jaw,
And I've taken my tongue to the vet.
--- Anon
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