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Steve Fossett's balloon locomotion A Surgeon General named Koop It's a part of American lore A man of great practice and theory (Space migration, intelligence increase, life extension)
A queer with a voice kind of throaty, Consider the plight of U. Geller, Remember that Israeli feller, He watched a porn movie, felt rand- Miss Vanderbilt screwed twenty goats. Abzug and Steinum, Friedan and Grier; A house Barbie has, and a car. TOYS R US I once entered on whim Been everywhere, done everything, Some chickie size 44D When thinking of 44D's, Oh, stop pussy footing, it's fat, Playing Barbie can harm our children; The beautiful busty blonde doll If Ken had a masculine pole That makes them a virtuous pair; I hope what I say isn't perjury, On dolls I never laid my eyes; For Barbie, Ken's always been there; Ansel Adams, the master of light, When he wanted both light and dark shown, An author who laid down the law, Claire Booth Luce said, "It's really a crime. Today is Mencken's birthday; Helen Keller was tossed into jail When Einstein once spoke on his cellular, Helen Keller's pussy grew tight, With her first orgasm, she did flips, With her first she wanted another, She hoped her mom wouldn't foil it. Reading lips is a thing rather queer; Miss Madeline O'Hare is not quaint, Ms Madeline Murray O'Hare (she sued and got the prayers out of the schools)
One morning Mahatma Ghandi, A man named Mahatma Ghandi, There was a Mahatma named Ghandi, Mohandas Ghandi followed gnosis, Have you heard when Mahatma Gandhi There was an old person of Bangor, Martin Luther King, so they say, I'm taking to heart what you say, From the mountains of Georgia's great state, For a moment stop, pause, and reflect, Though it's said Oscar Wilde was a fag, Old Oscar he hung 'round in bars, Said Oscar, "Now I can converse A tidbit on young Oscar Wilde. He grew up a talented child, After reading these rhymes, Oscar Wilde Austalians the Grand Prix defiled; Oscar Wilde an outcast over long, There was one thing which served to undo Oscar Wilde's public triumph was short, Now Oscar was a man of renown; Said Oscar, while humping a chum, Did Oscar Wilde yield to ennui? A pinup long loved, Bettie Page, The left leg of a model, Miss Slade, When Men see the beautiful Christie, Christie Brinkley, I know, has a loo, A sharp supermodel named Cindy, A young fraulein model, C. Schiffer,
Had circling the world for a notion.
He ballooned night and day
For two thirds of the way,
But then fell with a splash in the ocean!
--- Prof M-G
Liked posing out on the front stoop.
He dressed like a clown,
With a great bearded frown,
While his penis continued to droop.
--- Anon
That Thoreau, on Walden's calm shore,
With ruthless efficiency,
Preached self-sufficiency,
While buying his beans from a store.
--- John E Maywood
Is the stand-up philosopher Leary.
His life is worthwhile
If he can just SMIILE
And fornicate till he is weary.
--- Neal Wilgus P8205
And a body all flabby and bloaty,
Said, "I like the fighters,
But mostly the writers.
I'd die for my Truman Capote."
--- Jim Weaver Collection
A remarkable, tricky young feller.
Once, to tease, bent some keys.
Then said, "God, I own these,
And now I've locked myself in the celler."
--- Loren C Fitzhugh P9503
That went by the name Uri Geller?
Spoons he would bend,
Just by stroking their end.
His book then became a best seller.
--- Anon
Y; Grasping his dick in his hand,
It bent at each stroke,
And finally, poor bloke,
The thing came away in his hand.
--- Anon
(On their prowess she fervently dotes.)
When she got through,
She had a cold brew,
And wrote them all nice thank-you notes.
--- TuttaGioia
All sex-starved broads, I'll bet you a beer.
They'd trade liberation
For male copulation;
Come on, guys; let's volunteer!
--- Edward C Wolfert P8112
But poor Ken has nothing so far.
She has those big boobs
That startle the rubes --
Ken doesn't even have a cigar!
--- Marlene Lewis
And addressed a clerk, sere, gaunt, and prim.
"For these dolls I've a yen.
Barbie here comes with Ken?"
She said, "No, Barbie fakes it with him."
--- Loren C Fitzhugh P9206 a
That ditz Barbie can really swing.
She has lots of toys
But she has no boys,
Just that eunuch Ken with no-thing.
--- Marlene Lewis
With a waist you can barely see,
Those tiny little feet,
A butt trim and neat;
You guessed it, her name is Barbie!
--- Marlene
It's not Barbie I'm dreaming of, please;
Her proportions are wrong.
It's just sometimes I long
For those girls built for comfort and ease.
--- Peter Wilkins
And proud I am of it at that.
I like being a troll
With roll upon roll,
And tits the size of a large cat.
--- Karen
Girls are taught they should dress for the men.
Free fems don't act that way,
Though some cynics still say
That our Barbie takes orders from Ken.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Said, "Ken used to hold me in thrall,
Until I found out
His manhood's in doubt --
He ain't got a bell-pull at all!"
--- Marlene Lewis
He'd be courting a regular doll:
For no matter how stacked,
It's a matter of fact,
That Barbie lacks the requisite hole.
--- Peter Wilkins
Looks like neither one has a prayer
Of getting a baby,
Unless, perchance maybe,
They go out and purchase a heir.
--- Marlene Lewis
But life for those two must be dirgery.
You'll have to go tell
Those guys at Mattel,
Those dolls need some real plastic surgery.
--- Tiddy Ogg
At age ten then to my surprise,
My first real dolly
Was little fat molly,
Whose touch made my willie to rise.
--- Dirruk
Handsome, doting, with muscles to spare;
But Oh, Lordy, Lordy!
He's finally turned forty
With nary a single gray hair.
--- Dr Limerick 03-14-01
Who captured each breathtaking site,
Said, "It's not problematic
Using film achromatic,
For to me, the whole world's black and white."
--- Loren Fitzhugh P0412
Ansel Adams would set it in stone.
Whatever the sky,
His mind and his eye
Gave his landscapes distinction alone.
--- Anon
Though fed upon lentils and straw,
Lived in the Adelphi
And piling up pelf, he
Was pleased with himself, to B. Shaw.
--- H Taylor (Bibby)
Henry's assets are not always prime.
My budget's been cut.
Makes me feel like a slut."
Saying that, she took a stitch in Time.
--- Tom Patton P0311
A most clever man, I must say.
He got his kicks
With curmudgeonly licks,
From the shores of Chesapeake Bay.
--- John Miller
As a nuisance without any bail.
She would feel the swell bumps
Of the boys till their rumps
Were all red from her version of Braille.
--- Don Moore
He phoned an old flame, Helen Kellular.
She said, "I am blind
With an excellent mind,
But I really can't tell who the helluar.
--- Phillip de Vos P9702
As she rubbed her clit late at night.
She tickled that gland
With just her left hand,
And silently moaned with her right.
--- P8205A
(They were really stumbles and trips).
Helen Keller thought it great
When she learned to masturbate,
Which she taught herself by reading lips.
--- Anon
And another and another and another.
Helen thought it so grand
She used only one hand;
That way she could moan with the other.
--- Anon
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Her new pleasure too good to spoil it.
Her mom did rave
And the punishment she gave,
Was leaving the plunger in the toilet.
--- Anon
Pussy lips though don't say much I fear.
All the ones that I've read,
Every one of them said,
"Please to insert pecker here!"
--- Anon
And folks may regret their complaint.
I wish to apprise,
God works in disguise;
Perhaps the nice lady's a saint.
--- Margaret A Murdock P8302
Went to church one day on a dare.
She stirred up the vicar
Who decided to dicker
(He probably wasn't all there).
--- Neal Wilgus P8205
Had a hardon, and it was a dandy.
So he said to his aide,
"Please bring me a maid,
Or a goat, or whatever is handy.
--- L0603
Whose clothes were exceedingly scanty;
To scratch his left ball
Was no trouble at all,
In fact, 'twas convenient and handy.
--- Anon
Who went into a bar for a shandy.
He took off his loin-cloth
To wipe all the froth off,
Said the barman, "How awfully handy."
--- H H Cummings P9702
Barefoot everywhere on his toeses,
Thin, frail and agile,
Super-calloused fragile
Mystic plagued with halitosis.
--- Daniel Ford
Stepped up to the bar for a brandy?
He lifted his sheet
To assuage the great heat, (To wipe off his cheek,)
And the barkeep said, "Christ, it's a dandy!"
--- G0340
Whose face was distorted with anger;
He tore off his shoes
And reverted to booze,
Whenever he saw Margaret Sanger!
--- Edwardian Leer 112
Was an honest young man in his way.
When his mom found the mess
On the sheets, he confessed,
"Why, I had a dream today!"
--- Jean Chapeau T9711a
And now I will toast MLK.
Then I will sing,
Let freedom ring,
'Cause I'm free from work for the day!
--- Annie Jay
To the Cascades and the Golden Gate,
For you, Doctor King,
We will let freedom ring,
And our bigotry we'll dissipate.
--- Chris Bolivar
And show a great man some respect.
For Martin L. King,
Let's all "Let Freedom Ring"
And all racial hatred reject.
--- Chris Bolivar
Whose talents had started to sag.
When they threw him in jail
For wagging his tail,
There were many still tailing the wag.
--- Hugh Clary
And often would down a few jars.
He'd stagger out, mutter,
"We're all in the gutter,
But some of us look at the stars."
--- Tiddy Ogg
On any subject, no time to rehearse.
A voice said "The Queen!"
Oscar, reagal in mien,
Said, "The Queen's not a subject, dear sirs."
--- Dr Limerick
The thing that would drive Oscar wild--
Those wish-washy chaps
Who'd "No" and "Perhaps."
And these were the chaps Oscar wiled.
--- Irving Superior P9111
But Queensbury's son he defiled.
It was not being queer
That put him in fear,
But persecution that made Oscar Wilde.
--- Tony Burrell
Said, "I feel that my mind is defiled...
So if it was intended
That I be offended,
I was...but regaled and beguiled!"
--- Grand Prix Lim 982
Their attitude's not meek or mild.
Murray Walker did shout
"Throw those hooligans out!"
But my man, that Old Oz car's wild.
--- Tony Burrell
Spoke paradox, to society a prong.
He viewed marriage askance,
Distrust in his glance --
"The tyranny of the weak o'er the strong".
--- Anton Kovar P8309
Oscar Wilde with a jail term or two.
It wasn't because he
Was buggering Bosey;
It was suing to prove it untrue.
--- A N Wilkins P8909
But his fall wasn't caused by the sport.
It wasn't because he
Was buggering Boise,
But because he took papa to court.
--- A N Wilkins P8601
Few like him cound be found around town.
One thing between us,
We both declared genius,
But his case had far better grounds.
--- Tony Burrell
"Although I am ready to come,
I've just thought of a line
That's incredibly fine...
Do you mind if I write on your bum?"
--- Jim Weaver Collection
No! He thought up a new way to pee:
He'd suck on his lily
(Though some thought him silly)
And urinate on his right knee.
--- Anon
Many Christmases ago was the rage
In a Santa Claus suit,
Both daring and cute.
In our hearts, she is still center-stage.
--- Satori Press
In an ad for fine hose was displayed.
Her right leg she did choose
To promote ladies' shoes,
And between them a living was made.
--- Albin Chaplin
They gawk and get turny and twisty.
Her Vacation was fun;
She's posed in the sun,
In rain and days couldy and misty.
--- Satori Press
And the toilet is spanking brand new.
For she has no need,
As it's guaranteed
That she doesn't go poo-poo-dee-doo!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Looks great when it's sunny or windy.
Her Fair Game was Gere,
But she scared him, I fear,
With her oomph, ooh-la-la and her lindy.
--- Satori Press
Has dazzled us with no relief; her
Unique ammunition
Has claimed a magician --
On magic he won't have to brief her.
--- Satori
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