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"I'll now persuade you to sin. Original Sin, more or less, When Eve said, "Oh give me a break," Eve wanted a man who would spoil When Adam saw Eve in her figleaf, he I created my Adam so pure; Will you come to the Animal Fair? What caused Adam's fall that grim day Our cunning old grandmother Eva Poor Adam saw his new found gain, The Lord said to Adam, "Beget!" The Lord then made Eve, you know, God must have a great sense of humor. Fig leaf clad and feeling downhearted, Eve said, "God, I'm reluctant to say, While Adam was sleeping, God snuck up, In the Garden of Eden way back, One day in the Garden of Eden, God made Adam of mud, that's no fib, There was an old fellow named Knute, Adam wanted us all to believe, Well, God said to Adam "Look, son. When done, you can say `As a perk, A greedy young lady of Eden, Eve and Adam were kicked out of Paradise When God made man on that day Adam was surprisingly glib Our Eve was quite naughty and crude; When Eve went to bathe in the stream, Adam, before William Gibbs, When Adam decided to ball her, I created my Adam so pure, "With whom," wondered Eve, "can I tarry In the Garden of Eden man's fate Of the serpent's beguilment, be wary, So Eve boffed the serpent, bore Cain; Charles Darwin did spot the solution In fact, it was Eve had the boobs, Said Eve to her Adam, "You're through! Eve spoke unto God in the garden: So God made it limp as a sole The first clothes designer was Eve. Was Adam the first man to fart? Farting is such a great pleasure, Adam made love to Eve in a dell, When He was questioned by Eve, God told her On her Apple, Eve checked with the gang (Apple computer, Wang Computer)
The Garden of Eden was grand; To all who Genesis believe-- As Adam and Eve lay in the sand, A mathematician named Reeves Back in the days of old Adam, If Adam had just said to Eve The Garden they'd not had to leave, He's licking and slurping and grinning; "I also have plenty for you His ardor, young Adam would slake, Sat Adam and Eve in the garden. Back in Eden on that fateful day Adam whispered to Eve, with a grin, It seems Eve just would not go astray, In Eden lay Adam concerned, "Of apples," God warned them, "be wary. Eve swore that the Garden of Eden Men of science have worked in collusion And then there's the one about Eve If in Eden he didn't once make
And now is the time to begin."
Adam's arms were outspread
And quickly Eve said,
"It's OK, I give up, dear, you win."
--- Al Willis P9602
Is a source of much mental distress;
But there's something much worse--
It's Original Curse,
Which, according to Eve's, PMS!
--- William N Nesbit P9602
She had in her mind to partake
Of a zesty young phallus,
Without any malice,
So she firmly grabbed hold of the snake.
--- Al Willis P9602
A girl who did not like to toil;
"I know nothing of cooking,
But am quite tasty looking,
And can always bring men to a boil.
--- Bill Backe-Hansen P8311
Compared it to Eve in her nudity.
And said, "It's my belief,
Since now it must be leaf,
I'll learn to adore her fig-ura-tive-ly.
--- Irving Superior P8802
Then came Eve and she wiggled her lure.
Think it's fair here to mention,
Sex is Eve's own invention;
Mortals failed to develop a cure.
--- Anon
All the birds and the beasts will be there."
Thus man to his madam.
Eve answered, "But Adam,
I haven't a thing I can wear."
--- Laurence Perrine P9209
Wasn't apples, philosophers say.
Old Nick caught the pair
With a more potent snare.
He dressed Eve in a sheer negligee.
--- A N Wilkins P8802
As adept with wit as with cleaver,
When she saw Grandpa Adam
And knew that he had 'em,
Made sure that he'd never deceive her.
--- P8207
Soon sang him a doleful refrain,
And caused him to grieve,
When his wifey Eve,
Learned convenient headaches to FEIGN.
--- Chris Papa
And Adam said "Yessir, you bet.
I'll do it at once,
But I can't find no cunts.
You ain't made a gal for me yet."
--- Eva Bekker
And then she was ordered to show
(As she was Adam's wife)
Him the bright side of life,
And the place where his toy had to go.
--- Eva Bekker
Thought man would need a close roomer.
Took a rib out of Adam
And then called it Madame;
'Twas the start of the female consumer.
--- Tom Patton P0306
From Adam, Eve almost had parted.
But an idea was born;
She flattered his horn;
That's how apple-polishing started.
--- Jane D Hughes P9209
But your first man, Ramone, may be gay.
He avoids sex with me
And he sits down to pee."
God agreed, and made Adam next day.
--- Bill Nesbit P0205
With no ether, from Adam God took up
The stuff for a wife,
And then gave it life.
Thus Adam was wed when he woke up.
--- Silvia S Crockett P0104
Eve picked up the dope-peddling knack.
She tricked Adam real quick
With the leaf-dropping trick,
And she gave him his first taste of crack.
--- Albin Chaplin P9602A
A snake brought an apple from Sweden;
Then Adam and Eve,
After taking their leave,
Found a substitute garden to feed in.
--- Alsops Foibles
But for Eve, He was prone to ad lib.,
For with skilful dissectomy
He performed a ribectomy,
And pronounced them both Adam and Rib.
--- Al Chaplin P0105
Who knew Hell was the end of his route.
He committed each sin
With a satisfied grin,
Thanking Heaven that Eve ate the fruit.
--- Warrick Elrod a
Original sin he didn't conceive;
So when the time came,
To apportion the blame,
Just like a man, he blamed Eve.
--- Jim Menger P9206A
In this world there's much work to be done,
So I'll make you a bimbo,
With her legs all akimbo,
You'll surely get plenty of fun."
--- Anon
I'll let you do all the housework',
She'll cook and she'll sew,
And will look after yo'
'Til you're ready for yet one more firk.
--- Anon
On apples was quite fond of feedin'.
She gave one to Adam
Who said, "Thank you, madam,"
And then they were kicked out of Eden.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
And developed a really big flair for vice.
The two would get rowdy
And make apple pandowdy
And then sit there and eat it and swear it's nice.
--- Don Moore P0205
Of this creation, he cried nay!
Woman, thus born
And the god, then did scorn
The man; I shall leave as her prey.
--- Anon
When he discovered he'd lost a rib;
"I just can't conceive
How to use Eve,
But I sure like the cut of her jib!"
--- Charles Barsotti P8207
She liked all her men to be nude.
She gave them great head,
And then when she bled,
She loved to be anally screwed.
--- Anon
Adam saw her, and started to scream.
God said "Calm down,
The lady won't drown...
But we'll never get all those fish clean!"
--- Evelyn L
Had free energy stored in his ribs.
One day it let loose
When God put it to use
To make Eve, and begin Women's Lib.
--- Anon
Eve thought he would be an enthraller.
As he pulled it out,
She said, with a pout,
"Here, wear this fig leaf that is smaller."
--- Jim Weaver Collection A
Then came Eve and she wiggled her lure.
It is fair here to mention
Sex is her invention;
Mortals failed to develop a cure.
--- Ulla
Or have me some fun 'fore I marry?
It seem (just my luck)
That with Adam I'm stuck...
How I wish there was Tom, Dick or Harry.
--- Peter Wilkins
This is file qpl
Was settled when Eve took the bait.
But it wasn't the apple,
With which Eve had to grapple,
It was Adam's banana she ate.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024 P8511a
For original sin is quite hairy!
For the fruit that begot
Man's troubles was not
Eve's apple, but rather her cherry!
--- Stu Lucas P9512
Thence sprang the criminally insane;
The source of great tears
Through these many years.
Whence else could come Saddam Hussein.
--- Tiddy Ogg
To zero birth rate through pollution.
The ascent of mankind?
Adam wasn't inclined,
Until after some Eve ablution.
--- Doug Harris P0512Q
Which is known to us all, 'cept the rubes;
And with Adam's small size,
Though he'd pray to the skies,
There was none but the snake in her pubes.
--- Anon
When the Lord operated on you,
He took more than a rib
And it isn't a fib,
That the snake's even better than you."
--- Theo Heller P9209
"What do you mean Adam can harden?
He looks such a fool
A-sportin' that tool!"
**Of course, dear, I do beg your pardon!**
--- Anon
And then She gave Eve the control
Of that little knob.
And we've had the job
Since then of controlling the pole.
--- Anon
"Just what shall I wear when I leave?"
The figleaf was there
But few were aware
One half of a snake was a sleeve.
--- Irving Superior P9703
Or did Eve give the fart its first start?
Was not keeping it in,
The very first sin?
Or was it thought good to impart?
--- Anon
I do it myself to some measure!
But maybe the first,
Its loss is the worst;
'Twould be a historical treasure!
--- Anon
Then the Lord came and Eve ran pell mell.
In her terror to flee
She leapt into the sea,
And that is why fish have that smell.
--- Bob Giandomenico P9209a
"Yes, Adam was first and he's older.
If I made you, madam,
And then I'd made Adam,
You'd have been kibbitzing over my shoulder."
--- H Myer TP9804
To determine who'd have the first bang.
But Adam, he knew
Who would get the first screw,
For he was the one with the Wang.
--- Albin Chaplin P9602
It's where Adam and Eve took a stand.
Their stay's interrupted
As they were corrupted,
When he got the lay of the land.
--- Tom Patterson P9602A
Naive was Adam when nigh Eve.
But once outside the gate--
A world to populate--
Nigh Eve was Adam not naive.
--- Irving Superior P9209
He fondled her hair, each strand.
When he searched her bod,
She cried out, "Oh God!
You have everything well in hand."
--- Tom Patterson P9602
Said the first sixty-nine, he believes,
In Eden occurred
And it was, he averred,
Simultaneous consumption of leaves.
--- Al Chaplin P9209
The grass served as mattress for madam.
And they spent the whole day
On the sex that today
They would bounce on box springs, if they had 'em.
--- G0003
"My dear, don't be so damn na‹ve.
That snake wants your booty.
And, dear, it's my duty
To screw you until you conceive!"
--- Anon
'Cause his crudeness would not her peeve.
She'd have no appetite
And with her strong right,
An apple at his head she would heave.
--- Anon
She's humming and giggling and spinning,
A damn funny pair
'Cause neither one's there,
So how in the hell are they sinning?
--- Anon
So if you're in need of a screw,
You turn on your back
And I'll fill your moist crack,"
Said Adam to Eunice the ewe.
--- Dirruk
If Eve he'd be able to take.
They nestled with ease
Beneath the tall trees,
'Twas then she complained of headache.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
When Adam saw Eve's legs a partin',
He got a hard dickie,
Then had his first quickie,
And that's how we all got our startin'.
--- Bob Leclerc
God: "Where's Eve?" To which Adam did say:
"Sex surpasses my dream,
Now Eve's down in the stream."
God: "Damn. The fish will all smell that way."
--- Rick Kaplowitz P9706a
"Let us lie in the grass, skin to skin.
Let me put mine in yours
And we'll see what occurs
When we practice Original Sin."
--- William N Nesbit P9602
And then Adam became quite risque.
"The apples we stole
Have now sullied our soul,
So we might as well roll in the hay."
--- Al Willis P9602
That new outlets for pleasure be learned.
But the man was a gent
For the guy really meant:
"We'll be certain no leaf is unturned."
--- Albin Chaplin P9505
They can make situations quite hairy."
But I doubt that's the fruit
That gave them the boot;
More likely 'twas only a cherry.
--- Jim Weaver Collection a
Was the finest of places to breed in.
Since, when Adam got hot,
There was only one twat,
Her man could deposit his seed in.
--- Dirruk
To bring hydrogen bombs to conclusion.
But the Big Blast was second,
For the first, we have reckoned,
Was when Adam with Eve lay in fusion.
--- Albin Chaplin
Who never had tricks up her sleeve.
Of course she was nude
When old Adam screwed --
The original trick, I believe.
--- Neal Wilgus P8207
His woman nor ever partake
Of sexual play,
As some preachers say,
Adam certainly owed one to the snake.
--- A N Wilkins P9209a
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