A gent who's hung like a barbarian, A saucy young maiden of Jackson, There was a young lady named Plum; The smelly old girl friend of Schink There once was this kid in my class; We've all had our turn with Big Sally; This guy from Hong Kong, Raymond Chen, There once was a queer who's named Buster, There once was a warden of Wadham, A convict once, out in Australia, Jeff Gilooley's jail term was just starting, There once was a fellow named Chris, Pity poor seaman McQuig, There was a queer fellow named Hector, Said the warden, "I'll get to the bottom Our fair Supreme Court defines Sodomy A perverted scoutmaster named Dike Now Jimmy once worked in a jail His cheeks were spread open wide, When we got our poor Jimmy back, Keep out of the rectum after dawn -- There once was a man from Nantucket There once was a fellow named Grover, "Fucked by the finger of fate!" There was an odd chap from Bombay A miserable homo named Bryce A friend of a fellow named Colen A bugger from out on Cape Cod A young man from Ward said, "Too bad, A queer old galoot of Hanoi At the Hindu Temple of Tong, Last night, after many a glass For just a small cup of Madeira,
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Observing the bulge in his khakis, Our Tid uses Ewes for a reason In the back room of Frogsnipper's Bar, A pathetic perverse little limey She spoke in a tone that was sternest, Two gauchos from Buenos Aires A big jock, who is hung like a horse, There's a quiet bar by the pool, There once was a QUIXOTIC queer, A randy young student called Teddy Mr Saddam Hussien of Iraq, There once was a fellow named Ken A pretty young fairy named Yussel There was a young man name of Fern; There once was decadent Persian "I'm indebted to all," said old Humphrey, With Ernest, Frank stood in high score; He dreamed as he snoozed by the sea, Said Malcom McTavish from Butte, Buggered fifty times standing and kneeling, A pederast living in Errol, The fastidious Count De la Rue There was a young man from Axminister, There once was a salty old tar, A gentleman friend of Miss Boyle, An old closet faggot, Lord Buckingham, "I had rather believed," said the Earl, Lord Underslung carries a brolly Then up spoke the King of Siam, Overheard, in the voice of the Duke, Said a sailor who served on the Maine, There was a young sailor from Uttocks Said a queer captain, name of Ramnugger: The skipper's corn-holing Tom Loy,
And only likes shooting ovarian
Deep loads in your quim;
So forget about him,
And instead, choose a strict vagitarian.
--- Anon
Though innocent-looking, and flaxen,
When the milkman had failed,
With her still unimpaled,
Then suggested, "Why not try the back, son?"
--- Hugh Oliver A111A
It seems she was smarter than some.
When periods were due
She said, "Don't use my flue,
For a change, you can come up my bum."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0945
Had a crotch with a terrible stink,
But he cared not a rap,
He just turned on the tap,
And he buggered the bitch in the sink.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0947
She really was a strange lass.
Brad Pitt offered her sex,
But all she perplexed,
Saying "I want to be fucked in the ass!"
--- Jim Weaver Collection
For a cheap piece, now man would dally.
Poor Mr. Picket
Thought he would dick it,
But somehow got in the wrong alley.
--- Coolbreeze
Could hack systems again and again.
But he landed in jail
And before he made bail,
He took several dicks in his end.
--- Anon
Who wound up in jail and gor flustered.
His screams, they resounded,
When his asshole got pounded,
By a dick dipped in hot Chinese mustard.
--- Anon
Who approved of the folkways of Sodom,
"For a man might," he said,
"Have a very poor head,
But be a fine fellow, at bottom."
--- Anon G1076
Said unto his turnkey, "I'll tail ya."
But he said, "You be buggered,
You filthy old sluggard,
You're forgetting that I am your jailer."
--- L0449
But already his asshole was smarting.
Because some big freaks
Grabbed his sweet little cheeks,
And said "Let's pretend you're Tonya Harding!"
--- Cruelty Jones
Whose actions were not worth a piss.
He wound up in jail,
And boy, did he wail,
When men made his ass wider than this.
--- Anon
Who is spending his life in the brig.
At captains inspection
He had an erection
When the skipper bent over the gig.
--- G1005
Who sought an affair with the rector.
What he put in the male
Got him five years in jail,
When picked up by the postal inspector.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024 P8203
Of this scandalous talk about Sodom.
If I find any, well,
I'll promptly expel
The pygophilous fellows of Wadham." (buttock-loving)
--- A N Wilkins P8801
As a lick or mis-poke at one's boddom; 'E
Who gets off that way,
Faces prison, but HEY!
That seems ass-backwards a lot to me.
--- Robin K Willoughby P8608
Loved to bugger a boy on a hike.
He felt pederasty
Was not realy nasty,
But the judge said, "Ten years up the pike!"
--- G0958
Where all of the inmates were male.
He'd walk with a wiggle,
And laugh with a giggle,
And always his ass they'd assail.
--- Bob S
So Leroy could just slip inside.
Jimmy yelled out in pain,
"Hey, this isn't a game,
And I think that the gerbil just died."
--- Bob S
He had a very sore crack.
But he smiled just the same,
And in spite of the pain,
Said, "Come Monday, I am going back."
--- Bob S
Buggery is for midnight, not for morn --
Keep your peter neater,
Sweeter and discreeter,
As befits a yearning Brother of the Horn.
--- W H Auden P8608
Who carried his balls in a bucket.
His dick was so big,
I squealed like a pig,
When into my asshole he stuck it.
--- Anon
Who once found a big four-leaf clover.
All he wanted was sex
With some guy named Rex,
Who just then told Grover, "Bend Over!"
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Bewailed a young fellow named Nate.
But it wasn't a finger.
It was more like the dinger
Of Nate's hot and horny roommate.
--- Limericks Naughty & Gay
Who pretended to be a woofter by day
But in an alley one night
He got a bloody fright,
With twelve inches up the chocolate whizway.
--- Anon
Paid quite an incredible price
To stick up some Chink
Eight inches of dink --
Which left it thick-coated with rice.
--- Armand E Singer 231
Had no place to nestle his pole in.
Now when Colen's a friend,
He's a friend to the end,
So the colon of Colen is swollen.
--- Pierce Evans
Will shove his diseased-riddled rod
Up any boy's bottom,
Whenever he's caught 'em;
The thoroughly nasty old sod!
--- Marlene Lewis
There's nothing in sight but a lad.
I'll just have to retrench,
On this yen for a wench,
But it does make me feel like a cad."
--- Anon
Remarks as he pats a small boy,
"In another short year,
Your round chubby rear
Will develop enough to give joy."
--- Grand Prix Lim 315
They ring in their players with a gong.
But first before prayer,
It's butts in the air
For the daily pre-prayer gong-bong!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Of booze, met this cutie called Cass,
Who's young and who's tender
But not the right gender.
Now boy, do I have a sore ass.
--- Tiddy Ogg
John Miller will earn lots of Lira;
For selling his soul,
And wrinkled arsehole,
During streak in the Pleistocene Era.
The Sultan declared to his lackeys,
"For Sri Lankans I lust;
To suck Mongols, I must;
But my fantasy butts are Iraqis!"
--- Magunda
Their wool helps to keep him from freezin'.
But now I am dreaming
Of giving a reaming
To John when he comes into season.
--- Archie Q
Calmly puffing a two-bit cigar,
The owner was had
By a curly-haired lad
Who drives a lavender car.
--- Grand Prix Lim 329 G0931
Can often be heard shouting, "Try Me!
You big hunk of guy.
Come on, give it a try!
My asshole's already quite slimy!"
--- Jim Weaver Collection
"The trouble within me now churnest.
I know why I was spurned,
For when my back was turned
I discovered my love was in Ernest."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0951
Rode out on the pampas and prairies.
Chortled one, midst his play,
"This is done, so they say,
But with lamas (one L) in Benares."
--- Arthur Deex P8208
Likes to bugger with vigorous force.
While the jock gets a thrill,
His good friends, Bob and Bill,
Think him just a pain in the arse.
--- William N Nesbit P0107
Where drinks are tall and quite cool.
When a fag saw his friend,
Seated down near the end,
He said, "Dear, may I push in your stool."
--- Connie Lingus
Whose preferences were quite unclear.
He like dildoed dame,
Or a guy, just the same,
As long as they ravaged his rear.
--- Chris Papa
With his acolytes used to make ready,
Till the snoopy old Head
Caught the bugger in bed,
Up the arse of his twelve-year-old steady.
--- G1065
Has a smelly Arabian crack;
It was not the scud rocket
That stunk up his socket,
But his brother, his dog, and a yak...
--- Traka
Who didn't know when to say when.
He just couldn't find
A legitimate crime,
So he settled for sex in the end.
--- Donna Lee Dom
Has the pederast world all a-bustle.
It's his darling pink hole
And amazing control
Over his sphinctereal muscle.
--- G1083
His ass hurt so much, it'd burn.
He stuffed it with cum,
Which did help it some,
But for a cock he really did yearn.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Who had a peculiar perversion:
His subtlest joy (When girls on him palled)
Was an idiot boy, (For a young man he called)
On whom he performed "The Excursion."
--- G1030
"So I'll offer you whiskey and rum free.
For my ass there will be
A most reasonable fee,
And for those without cash, you can thumb free."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0927
Outspoken, sincere to the core.
Upon this you could bank:
Although Ernest was frank,
Yet Frank was in Ernest much more.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0948
Someone with his ass had made free.
I could not but smile.
I knew all the while,
It wasn't a dream. It was me!
--- Limericks Naughty & Gay
As he buggered a male prostitute:
"Well, the love of my life
Has run off with my wife,
So one has to find some substitute."
--- Michael Horgan
The catamite cried, sobbing, appealing:
"I know fun is fun,
But -- not fifty-one!
And you did say, "Just once more, with feeling!"
--- Anon
Used to bugger the bung of a barrel.
But was heard to lament,
"In the old days I went
Up the blue-blooded bum of an Earl.
--- L0447
Fucked his servingman up the rear flue.
"Nevermore," the Count snapped,
When the servingman crapped,
"Will I bugger a beggar like you!"
--- G0953
Whose designs were quite base and quite sinister.
His lifelong ambition
Was anal coition
With the wife of the French foreign minister.
--- L0450
Whose codpiece went from here to...thar.
He'd slip it in portals
Of landlubbing mortals --
Including five Popes and a Tsar.
--- Brian Belge
Imbued with desire to despoil,
Was advised that the gentry
Should use the rear entry,
For the front was commencing to spoil.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1704
Remarked, "I love boys; I've stopped ducking 'em,"
And added, "Who cares?
I'll sample their wares,
I fully intend to start fucking 'em."
--- Armand E Singer 707
"Room service would send up a girl.
But we have gone this far.
And, well, there you are.
And I say, let's give it a whirl."
--- John Ciardi
Which he tucks neath his arm on the trolley --
Not the same bumbershoot
He rubs under his snoot --
'Twas with that one, he'd rogered his Dolly.
--- Robin K Willoughby P8607
"For women, I don't give a damn,
But a fat-bottomed boy,
Is my pride and my joy.
You may call me a bugger. I am!"
--- Norman Douglas L0510
In reply to the Bishop's rebuke:
"When you bugger a boy
You must give him some joy."
"I would if I could and not puke!"
--- John Miller
"I've been ruined by my bunk-mate, Wayne.
He stuffed in me Paul's
Much used Ben-Wah balls!
Then attached them to the anchor chain.
--- David Miller
Who had the most beautiful buttocks.
They were used by large crowds
In the middlemost shrouds,
Which were afterwards known as the futtocks.
--- G1072
"I shipped a whole crew just to bugger.
While the chubby first mate
And the bosun are great,
The cabin boy's arsehole is snugger."
--- G1035N
The ass full of glass cabin boy?
The rod he shoved in
Came out sans foreskin,
An obvious cabin boy ploy.
--- Anon