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A gent who's hung like a barbarian,
And only likes shooting ovarian
Deep loads in your quim;
So forget about him,
And instead, choose a strict vagitarian.
--- Anon

A saucy young maiden of Jackson,
Though innocent-looking, and flaxen,
When the milkman had failed,
With her still unimpaled,
Then suggested, "Why not try the back, son?"
--- Hugh Oliver A111A

There was a young lady named Plum;
It seems she was smarter than some.
When periods were due
She said, "Don't use my flue,
For a change, you can come up my bum."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0945

The smelly old girl friend of Schink
Had a crotch with a terrible stink,
But he cared not a rap,
He just turned on the tap,
And he buggered the bitch in the sink.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0947

There once was this kid in my class;
She really was a strange lass.
Brad Pitt offered her sex,
But all she perplexed,
Saying "I want to be fucked in the ass!"
--- Jim Weaver Collection

We've all had our turn with Big Sally;
For a cheap piece, now man would dally.
Poor Mr. Picket
Thought he would dick it,
But somehow got in the wrong alley.
--- Coolbreeze

This guy from Hong Kong, Raymond Chen,
Could hack systems again and again.
But he landed in jail
And before he made bail,
He took several dicks in his end.
--- Anon

There once was a queer who's named Buster,
Who wound up in jail and gor flustered.
His screams, they resounded,
When his asshole got pounded,
By a dick dipped in hot Chinese mustard.
--- Anon

There once was a warden of Wadham,
Who approved of the folkways of Sodom,
"For a man might," he said,
"Have a very poor head,
But be a fine fellow, at bottom."
--- Anon G1076

A convict once, out in Australia,
Said unto his turnkey, "I'll tail ya."
But he said, "You be buggered,
You filthy old sluggard,
You're forgetting that I am your jailer."
--- L0449

Jeff Gilooley's jail term was just starting,
But already his asshole was smarting.
Because some big freaks
Grabbed his sweet little cheeks,
And said "Let's pretend you're Tonya Harding!"
--- Cruelty Jones

There once was a fellow named Chris,
Whose actions were not worth a piss.
He wound up in jail,
And boy, did he wail,
When men made his ass wider than this.
--- Anon

Pity poor seaman McQuig,
Who is spending his life in the brig.
At captains inspection
He had an erection
When the skipper bent over the gig.
--- G1005

There was a queer fellow named Hector,
Who sought an affair with the rector.
What he put in the male
Got him five years in jail,
When picked up by the postal inspector.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024 P8203

Said the warden, "I'll get to the bottom
Of this scandalous talk about Sodom.
If I find any, well,
I'll promptly expel
The pygophilous fellows of Wadham." (buttock-loving)
--- A N Wilkins P8801

Our fair Supreme Court defines Sodomy
As a lick or mis-poke at one's boddom; 'E
Who gets off that way,
Faces prison, but HEY!
That seems ass-backwards a lot to me.
--- Robin K Willoughby P8608

A perverted scoutmaster named Dike
Loved to bugger a boy on a hike.
He felt pederasty
Was not realy nasty,
But the judge said, "Ten years up the pike!"
--- G0958

Now Jimmy once worked in a jail
Where all of the inmates were male.
He'd walk with a wiggle,
And laugh with a giggle,
And always his ass they'd assail.
--- Bob S

His cheeks were spread open wide,
So Leroy could just slip inside.
Jimmy yelled out in pain,
"Hey, this isn't a game,
And I think that the gerbil just died."
--- Bob S

When we got our poor Jimmy back,
He had a very sore crack.
But he smiled just the same,
And in spite of the pain,
Said, "Come Monday, I am going back."
--- Bob S

Keep out of the rectum after dawn --
Buggery is for midnight, not for morn --
Keep your peter neater,
Sweeter and discreeter,
As befits a yearning Brother of the Horn.
--- W H Auden P8608

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who carried his balls in a bucket.
His dick was so big,
I squealed like a pig,
When into my asshole he stuck it.
--- Anon

There once was a fellow named Grover,
Who once found a big four-leaf clover.
All he wanted was sex
With some guy named Rex,
Who just then told Grover, "Bend Over!"
--- Jim Weaver Collection

"Fucked by the finger of fate!"
Bewailed a young fellow named Nate.
But it wasn't a finger.
It was more like the dinger
Of Nate's hot and horny roommate.
--- Limericks Naughty & Gay

There was an odd chap from Bombay
Who pretended to be a woofter by day
But in an alley one night
He got a bloody fright,
With twelve inches up the chocolate whizway.
--- Anon

A miserable homo named Bryce
Paid quite an incredible price
To stick up some Chink
Eight inches of dink --
Which left it thick-coated with rice.
--- Armand E Singer 231

A friend of a fellow named Colen
Had no place to nestle his pole in.
Now when Colen's a friend,
He's a friend to the end,
So the colon of Colen is swollen.
--- Pierce Evans

A bugger from out on Cape Cod
Will shove his diseased-riddled rod
Up any boy's bottom,
Whenever he's caught 'em;
The thoroughly nasty old sod!
--- Marlene Lewis

A young man from Ward said, "Too bad,
There's nothing in sight but a lad.
I'll just have to retrench,
On this yen for a wench,
But it does make me feel like a cad."
--- Anon

A queer old galoot of Hanoi
Remarks as he pats a small boy,
"In another short year,
Your round chubby rear
Will develop enough to give joy."
--- Grand Prix Lim 315

At the Hindu Temple of Tong,
They ring in their players with a gong.
But first before prayer,
It's butts in the air
For the daily pre-prayer gong-bong!
--- Jim Weaver Collection

Last night, after many a glass
Of booze, met this cutie called Cass,
Who's young and who's tender
But not the right gender.
Now boy, do I have a sore ass.
--- Tiddy Ogg

For just a small cup of Madeira,
John Miller will earn lots of Lira;
For selling his soul,
And wrinkled arsehole,
During streak in the Pleistocene Era.

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Observing the bulge in his khakis,
The Sultan declared to his lackeys,
"For Sri Lankans I lust;
To suck Mongols, I must;
But my fantasy butts are Iraqis!"
--- Magunda

Our Tid uses Ewes for a reason
Their wool helps to keep him from freezin'.
But now I am dreaming
Of giving a reaming
To John when he comes into season.
--- Archie Q

In the back room of Frogsnipper's Bar,
Calmly puffing a two-bit cigar,
The owner was had
By a curly-haired lad
Who drives a lavender car.
--- Grand Prix Lim 329 G0931

A pathetic perverse little limey
Can often be heard shouting, "Try Me!
You big hunk of guy.
Come on, give it a try!
My asshole's already quite slimy!"
--- Jim Weaver Collection

She spoke in a tone that was sternest,
"The trouble within me now churnest.
I know why I was spurned,
For when my back was turned
I discovered my love was in Ernest."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0951

Two gauchos from Buenos Aires
Rode out on the pampas and prairies.
Chortled one, midst his play,
"This is done, so they say,
But with lamas (one L) in Benares."
--- Arthur Deex P8208

A big jock, who is hung like a horse,
Likes to bugger with vigorous force.
While the jock gets a thrill,
His good friends, Bob and Bill,
Think him just a pain in the arse.
--- William N Nesbit P0107

There's a quiet bar by the pool,
Where drinks are tall and quite cool.
When a fag saw his friend,
Seated down near the end,
He said, "Dear, may I push in your stool."
--- Connie Lingus

There once was a QUIXOTIC queer,
Whose preferences were quite unclear.
He like dildoed dame,
Or a guy, just the same,
As long as they ravaged his rear.
--- Chris Papa

A randy young student called Teddy
With his acolytes used to make ready,
Till the snoopy old Head
Caught the bugger in bed,
Up the arse of his twelve-year-old steady.
--- G1065

Mr Saddam Hussien of Iraq,
Has a smelly Arabian crack;
It was not the scud rocket
That stunk up his socket,
But his brother, his dog, and a yak...
--- Traka

There once was a fellow named Ken
Who didn't know when to say when.
He just couldn't find
A legitimate crime,
So he settled for sex in the end.
--- Donna Lee Dom

A pretty young fairy named Yussel
Has the pederast world all a-bustle.
It's his darling pink hole
And amazing control
Over his sphinctereal muscle.
--- G1083

There was a young man name of Fern;
His ass hurt so much, it'd burn.
He stuffed it with cum,
Which did help it some,
But for a cock he really did yearn.
--- Jim Weaver Collection

There once was decadent Persian
Who had a peculiar perversion:
His subtlest joy (When girls on him palled)
Was an idiot boy, (For a young man he called)
On whom he performed "The Excursion."
--- G1030

"I'm indebted to all," said old Humphrey,
"So I'll offer you whiskey and rum free.
For my ass there will be
A most reasonable fee,
And for those without cash, you can thumb free."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0927

With Ernest, Frank stood in high score;
Outspoken, sincere to the core.
Upon this you could bank:
Although Ernest was frank,
Yet Frank was in Ernest much more.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0948

He dreamed as he snoozed by the sea,
Someone with his ass had made free.
I could not but smile.
I knew all the while,
It wasn't a dream. It was me!
--- Limericks Naughty & Gay

Said Malcom McTavish from Butte,
As he buggered a male prostitute:
"Well, the love of my life
Has run off with my wife,
So one has to find some substitute."
--- Michael Horgan

Buggered fifty times standing and kneeling,
The catamite cried, sobbing, appealing:
"I know fun is fun,
But -- not fifty-one!
And you did say, "Just once more, with feeling!"
--- Anon

A pederast living in Errol,
Used to bugger the bung of a barrel.
But was heard to lament,
"In the old days I went
Up the blue-blooded bum of an Earl.
--- L0447

The fastidious Count De la Rue
Fucked his servingman up the rear flue.
"Nevermore," the Count snapped,
When the servingman crapped,
"Will I bugger a beggar like you!"
--- G0953

There was a young man from Axminister,
Whose designs were quite base and quite sinister.
His lifelong ambition
Was anal coition
With the wife of the French foreign minister.
--- L0450

There once was a salty old tar,
Whose codpiece went from here to...thar.
He'd slip it in portals
Of landlubbing mortals --
Including five Popes and a Tsar.
--- Brian Belge

A gentleman friend of Miss Boyle,
Imbued with desire to despoil,
Was advised that the gentry
Should use the rear entry,
For the front was commencing to spoil.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1704

An old closet faggot, Lord Buckingham,
Remarked, "I love boys; I've stopped ducking 'em,"
And added, "Who cares?
I'll sample their wares,
I fully intend to start fucking 'em."
--- Armand E Singer 707

"I had rather believed," said the Earl,
"Room service would send up a girl.
But we have gone this far.
And, well, there you are.
And I say, let's give it a whirl."
--- John Ciardi

Lord Underslung carries a brolly
Which he tucks neath his arm on the trolley --
Not the same bumbershoot
He rubs under his snoot --
'Twas with that one, he'd rogered his Dolly.
--- Robin K Willoughby P8607

Then up spoke the King of Siam,
"For women, I don't give a damn,
But a fat-bottomed boy,
Is my pride and my joy.
You may call me a bugger. I am!"
--- Norman Douglas L0510

Overheard, in the voice of the Duke,
In reply to the Bishop's rebuke:
"When you bugger a boy
You must give him some joy."
"I would if I could and not puke!"
--- John Miller

Said a sailor who served on the Maine,
"I've been ruined by my bunk-mate, Wayne.
He stuffed in me Paul's
Much used Ben-Wah balls!
Then attached them to the anchor chain.
--- David Miller

There was a young sailor from Uttocks
Who had the most beautiful buttocks.
They were used by large crowds
In the middlemost shrouds,
Which were afterwards known as the futtocks.
--- G1072

Said a queer captain, name of Ramnugger:
"I shipped a whole crew just to bugger.
While the chubby first mate
And the bosun are great,
The cabin boy's arsehole is snugger."
--- G1035N

The skipper's corn-holing Tom Loy,
The ass full of glass cabin boy?
The rod he shoved in
Came out sans foreskin,
An obvious cabin boy ploy.
--- Anon


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