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She asked him "Please don't ever quit," There once was a tuna named Charley, (Bob Marley - country-western TV personality)
I can't thank my neighbors enough, Delightful it was to the eye Face sitting is not my ambition; "It is odd," said a doctor named Nate. A fine German lady named Katsy Some men have a taste hard to match; "The chill makes my nipples so perky," The beach may be nice but it's hotter A popular athlete was Pete; A nearsighted lady was Kate When a kinky old loner named Chase, A lesbian lady named Maud, I once knew a couple of ho's; A crusader, whose fling had been flung, When Jane viewed the prod of young Bert, Sue condescends with a big frown on her, The vicar's wife always assails Dressed to the nines, stunningly, On the telly is Ms. Courtney Cox, The patient's a ward of the state; "Fucked by the finger of fate!" The Wolf said to Red, "There's no doubt The pretty lady just down the street, Big Mama is now teaching German There was a old warden of Wadham, he (Published 1870)
Now lest you think such verse could bring us There was a young lady named Doris, I've always thought it quite weird There was a young fellow from France, (A three-liner)
We know cunnilingus is grand. There's a woman who wanted somehow There was a young Scotsman named Leith, An agressive young lover named Pace An old backwood trapper named McDeever, "Well dear, all I will do is dine. With buttocks all cut up and bleeding, "Well, while in an amorous mood, The young patient smiled and then said, A Frenchman who lived in Alsace "I remember where you I first kissed." In Queensland she was filled with wonder, Ath if talking weren't hard enough, Foregive me for being so dumb; My wife had me begging and pleading, Knowing that Dick had the knack Randy Beckswyth, a Florida Gator, She guided his head to her lap A fisherman, near Buenavista, My temp always goes on the rise, The buffalo hunter named Grange A babe with good feet is a treat, There's a horny young Kate from Combe Bisset A cousin of Peter Roget The best part is right in the middle; "In foreplay, I love best one bit," So busy a lawyer was Gene, We guys with gals do what we must A long-legged beauty from Hannibal To a lad, a young girl named McLure No matter, I think, what one's taste is, My neighbor eats glass; Can you beat it? A virgin there was at Penn State, I hate it when little girls cry, Happy Valentine's Day to the boys "Oh Rammie, you really are sweet;
As he sucked on her supple left tit.
And with talented mouth,
He headed down south,
And finished her, lickety split.
--- Clark
Who ate women out on his Harley.
He said, "I'm tuna, not fluke;
The smell won't make me puke,
So I go down on them like I'm Bob Marley.
--- Anon
Two spinsters, Miss Heave and Miss Huff,
For being so wise
And spreading the thighs
Of Barb, while I ate out her muff.
--- Anon
To catch glimpses of feminine thigh.
Or to bury my face
Betwixt panties of lace,
And silk stocking tops; Heaven! I sigh.
--- Anon
It's truly a frightful position.
Makes cramps in my thighs,
And 'cause of my size,
There must be on hand, a physician.
--- Anon
"I have seen some strange cases of late.
It was only last week
Came a young lady meek
And she claimed she was nine before ate."
--- Albin Chaplin
Had a chest that was totally flat. She
Declared, "No disgrace!
If I sit on your face
While you're eating, what matter can that be?"
--- John Miller
The feeblest excuses they'll hatch.
They will raise a big stink,
For a hair in their drink,
But think nothing of eating a snatch.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1279
Said the debutante from Albuquerque.
"They get my lover excited,
And without being invited,
He goes down -- gobbles me like a turkey!"
--- Jim Weaver Collection
To take pleasure out in the water.
The waves crest and roll
And soon take their toll.
It's the licking and lapping that got her.
--- Robyn
A winner who gave fans a treat.
It was rumored in town
That he often went down,
But he never went down in defeat.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0863
Who learned to discern rather late.
She played with her toys
With the girls and the boys,
But she knew not her sex until ate.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-2135a
Had a sitter report to his place,
And she asked, "There's a kid?"
He said, "No, there's an id!
You're a sitter...So sit on my face!"
--- Playboy Mag J F O'Conner
Got into the WACs by a fraud.
With a tongue, long and knobby,
She raped Col. Hobby,
And now she's a major, by God!
--- L0414
When you're single, man, that's how it goes.
One would position
Her ass (intuition?)
Directly right over my nose.
--- Dudesdead
Returned to his wife sweet and young;
And discovered her with
A rouguish locksmith
Who was picking her lock with his tongue.
--- Martin Wellborn P8901a
She cried, "Oh my God, will it hurt?"
But Bert lit a match,
And ignited her snatch,
And went down for the flaming dessert.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1244
Which brings on the scorn of the town on her,
But it hardly explains
Whenever she deigns,
Her boyfriends' so soon getting down on her.
--- Armand E Singer 411
The cunt-eating habits of males.
But she thinks it is fine
When she sits down to dine
On fish eggs and butter-dipped snails.
--- Travis Brasell
I inquired of her ethnicity.
She replied with a joke;
It was French that she spoke,
So I showed her my tongue, cunningly.
--- Anon
Who is really one helluva fox!
Do you think if I'm hung
And extended my tongue,
She would let me slide into her box?
--- Renaissance Guy
To die of V.D. is his fate.
A virgin he's still
So why is he ill?
It must have been someone he ate!
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0510Q
Bewailed a young fellow named Tate.
"Since dating Miss Baugh,
My whole tongue has been raw.
It must have been something I ate."
--- Grand Prix Lim 475 G0847
You'll soon be my dinner; don't pout!"
Red replied, "Bless my soul,
Will you then eat me whole?"
"On, no, I will spit that part out!!"
--- John Dohner P8712a
Her pussy would be such a treat;
I'd offer her a beer
If she let me near;
On her succulent quim I would eat.
--- Toolman
To Lester, Butch, Junior, and Herman;
Those guys are quite young,
But each has a tongue,
So lingual Big Mama is squirmin'.
--- Travis Brasell
Was very much given to sodomy.
But he shyly confessed,
"I like tongue-fucking best,
God bless my soul, isn't it odd of me?"
--- L0443
To salacious lines about lingus,
Please do have no fear,
For it is quite clear
That the tongue is as dear as the dingus.
--- Daniel Ford
Who had a humongous clitoris.
She'd sit on your face,
But first you said Grace
"For all the treasures before us."
--- Anon
To be tickled beneath with a beard.
The best that I've had
Was a young virile lad,
Much better laid than hear-ed.
--- Anna Gates
Who waited ten years for his chance.
Then he muffed it.
--- Anon
But what I cannot understand,
Who was the first guy
To give it a try?
I think we should give him a hand.
--- Larry J Davis P9409
To be kissed from her feet to her brow.
She's been kissed on her lips,
On her toes and her hips,
But I wonder who's kissing her now.
--- Tom Patton P0108
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Caught gobbling the goop on the heath.
But he broke jail, by Jove,
With a rope that he wove
Out of hairs that he plucked from his teeth.
--- G0871
Spied a sweet little lass and gave chase.
He made Candace his bride,
Now his love can't hide...
He's got Candy all over his face!
--- Observer
Came home to his wife just to cleave her.
"Mac, with me, ye'll not lie
Till you've eaten fur pie!
You're a master at dining on beaver."
--- Wiley
I know that you like it rain or shine.
I can't fuck till I spout;
I'd probably pass out;
Last night's beaver was a porcupine!"
--- S C Saint
Young Bruner, went to the doc, pleading.
The doctor inquired
Just what had traspired,
Requiring this aid that you're needing?"
--- Observer
My girlfriend and I, in the nude,
Heard noises above,
Disrupting our love-
Makeing and utter chaos ensued!"
--- Observer
"The chandelier fell, while in bed...
Just one minute sooner,"
Reflected young Bruner,
"And it would have splattered my head."
--- Observer
Had sex with a virgin named Grace.
When he popped her cherry,
She made things quite hairy
By bleeding all over his face.
--- Anon
Billy said as they reminisced
"I remember, too"
Replied Susie Q.
"And if my Dad knew, he'd be pissed!"
--- Anon
Her heart beating with sounds like thunder.
This charming young miss
Got her first French kiss,
In the space at a place down under.
--- Tom Patton
Ith twith ath hard to thay thith thuff,
With a tongue tha'th intherted
While I am inverted.
My tongue'th buried deep in your muff!
--- Jon
My mind is a little bit numb.
So please continue
With this slow tongue screw,
But don't try to speak, dear, just hum.
--- Carol
For the sex I was desperately needing.
She showed me her snatch,
And she said, "Here's the catch!
No screwing until you're done feeding!"
--- Wiley
Of tonguing a nub in a crack,
Jane said to him,
"No poking my quim
Until I have finished your snack!"
--- H Welchel
Bandied sex with a florid debater.
She favored fellation,
And he, copulation,
But, not prone to debate her, he ate her.
--- Pierce Evans
Where soon his tongue filled Ginger's gap.
She moaned and she groaned;
He slipped her the bone.
Would this make sweet Ginger snap?
--- Little Richard
Thought he'd have an affair with his sista.
But he turned her down cold
When at length he was told
All the ways that his buddies had kista.
--- Keith MacMillan 19d
When I think of your creamy thighs,
And how I'll enjoy them
As I employ them,
To hold my head tight like a vise.
--- Anon
Was courting a lady so strange,
For he kissed what was hairy
'Neath the stars on the prairie,
Then he fucked her at home on the range.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-2973
With nice legs that cannot be beat.
To stroke and caress
Up under that dress,
A nice juicy package to eat!
--- Coolbreeze
With ass miles across, you can't miss it.
With feminine wiles
Her boyfriend she beguiles,
When she sits on his face and says, "Kiss it!"
--- Peter Wilkins
Showed Peter her pussy one day;
Although it's illicit,
He puckered to kiss it
Before she could snatch it away.
--- Anon
The part where a woman makes piddle.
And if it is shaven,
Then I'm really cravin'
To lick it awhile and then diddle.
--- Anon
Said Tom, "More than sucking a tit,
Or probing with fingers,
And that's cunnilingus;
I go at it licketysplit!"
--- Tiddy Ogg
He passed up his wife's fine cuisine,
But his wife, so sedate,
Painted cunts on his plate,
And now daily he licks his plate clean.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1265
In order to maximize thrust;
By slicking their slot
With licking a lot,
We hence, loosen lust, dust, and rust.
--- Travis Brasell
Was sunning all parts that were tannable.
When fingering a peter,
Some guy tried to eat her
(By which I don't mean he's a cannibal).
--- Armand E Singer 187a
Showed her pussy, so sweet and so pure.
"There's no hair!" the man cried,
And the young girl, replied,
"It's for licking, it's not quite mature."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0858
We wonder, in so many cases,
What nutrients lacking
Complels one to snacking
On treats from olfactory places?
--- Jodi B
This I heard through the walls; I'll repeat it:
"I can't be your Don Juan
Till I get you turned on,
So turn off the light and I'll eat it!"
--- John Miller 0043
Whose hunger would just not abate.
He said with a grin,
"What a sin 'twould have been
To eat out my date on a plate."
--- Terl
And keep asking dumb things like "Why?"
But when they're all grown,
I sure love their tone
Of voice when they ask, "Piece of pie?"
--- Travis Brasell
From one of your favorite toys.
To make my heart quicken,
Just give me a lickin';
You'll find yourself shouting with joy
--- Anon
Come here, and kneel at my feet.
As you part my thighs,
You will hear my deep sighs.
Oh Boy!! Are you in for a treat!"
--- Anon
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