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Not Sister Christina my friend! A I traveled south west of Messina, The constable, while at a luncheon, I'm here on my knees Sister Chris, Christina is flexible, if When catching one's dong in one's zipper, Pope Archie, If I catch your ass, I'm SisChris, a nun on the hunt. Sis Chris is now with Inquisition, Sweet Sister Christina has e'er Christina's contented to 'F' all us, She done a real number on me. If "Bite my schlong"'s heard in the abbey, If schlong-head's her next Pascal Lamb, I'm off pitching woo in the dark, I did not know Brucie or Bess Already I see 'tis the morrah It's Sister Christina, bejabers, Sis Chris has a crush on the Pope, This Pope has a long way to go Where Sister Christina once dwelt Sister Christina, oh nun so hot, Why now, my sweet doll, let's not fight. Because of Sis Chris's attraction, Now that was a meal and a half. On Travis's stalk did you snack? My brain's in a bit of a pickle A tickle's not much of an offer, Just call me your man on a mission I think your perspective is skewed. We may not now pay the dread price Just do as the Eskimos do; A naughty old nun was Christina; I recall we were properly frocked, The philosopher, Gerry Gardena, "Read Marx?" Why, of course, he's red marks I was riding my steed at full flight; I thought this nun forward, of course Sis Chris of the great many names, With mammary giants she's blessed - Sis Chris as a Sunday school teacher? I believe in a "hands-on" type school, Pope Archie, you have been misled, Now David - just listen to me!!! All gents going to Soggy Hollow, Now, you may be mistaken, old son. Since orders for you come from higher Sis Chris, you heard of "Black Widows", Now Chrissie, you're very similar; The thing is, you don't seem to know My memory is but a haze, She fought like a tigress, but stunk, She'll have either sex, so beware, To mention my name is a sin, It's long been my habit to say So bless you, my son. Let me take Christina, I missed you so much! That could be the sign of a nun Now Sister, I think you are droll Sis Chris is the best one to drill; Avoiding her cunical bites That's me -- I'm the ultimate thrill. These robes? A removable feast Oh, sorry -- I've made a mistake; It's for all the Boston padres, Sis Chris, both your sin and regression
A most gruesome old bat; she's horrend-
Ously rough for a boff.
I'd be much better off
If I stuck my poor dick in blender!
--- Anon
We thought we had trapped a hyena,
But cheers of surprise
Turned to blood-curdling cries
Of fear... it was Sister Christina.
--- Anon
Heard something that sounded like crunchin'
Of bone, and when he
Looked down, he could see
Sis Chris with her twat 'round his truncheon.
--- Travis Brasell
With my head up your habit, like this.
I shall bury my face
In your virginal place
And I'll suck you to heavenly bliss.
--- Anon
A dude isn't done in a jiff,
But when I was quick
To empty my dick,
She left me a little bit stiff.
--- Anon
One must keep a stiff upper lipper.
Pretend naught's amiss!
Watch out for Sis Chris,
And her hideous vaginal snipper.
--- Ericka
Armageddon will soon come to pass.
Those parts you adore
Will be mine evermore.
I patiently await your Mass.
--- Sis Chris
I've seen each and every last stunt.
But this time, my goose,
There'll be no vamoose!
Which one of you shall I confront?
--- Anon
And useful for their imposition.
She quickly becamber
A Star in their Chamber,
At finding those preaching sedition.
--- Archie
Been around having fun, be aware.
Even eons ago,
If us guys were too slow,
She'd be dragging us back to her lair.
--- Peter Wilkins
Bedevil, and quickly dishevel us,
But part of her plan
Is that every man
Must depart with a phallus acephalous.
--- Hugh Clary
I came with three inches times three.
But one fateful night,
She took such a bite,
That now I am squatting to pee.
--- SFA
Christina will purr like a tabby.
Her face 'tween your thighs,
She'll pilfer your prize,
The nub of which will be quite scabby.
--- Randog
He'll nevermore vex us with spam.
Her Passover feast
Will render this beast
A piggy without any ham.
--- Randog
And hoping that I'll make my mark
With Sister Christina,
Whose habits are cleaner
Than Bessie or Brucie the Shark.
--- Anon
Had habits that were such a mess.
If your aim was better
Than Clinton's red setter,
You'd not have made stains on the dress.
--- Anon
And visions of Sister Deborrah
Have gone without trace;
But instead in their place
Is this vision of absolute horrah.
--- Anon
Intent on performing her labours.
Like Hercules (whom
She resembles). Oh doom;
Now she's practising chewing up cabers.
--- Anon
(I've told her she's not got much hope.)
For he's not a sinner,
Don't want to get in'er.....
And too old to go for the grope.
--- Anon
And many more seeds left to sow.
That sweet Sister Chris
Keeps bringing me bliss,
Though soon all her teeth gotta go!
--- Archie
Are prints of her knees where she knelt,
And cried, "Holy Father,
A damnable bother
Is loosing those knots in your belt!"
--- Travis Brasell
My manners I totally forgot.
Though only a priest,
I find that the least
I could do was to tie a slip knot.
--- Jonners
Why not come and visit tonight?
Right here in my cell,
We'll go at it like hell.
I promise I won't take a bite.
--- Tiddy Ogg
I'd like to get in on the action;
But first I need proof,
So I will not goof,
That she's had a masher extraction.
--- Travis Brasell
I thought 'twas a bloody giraffe!
It seemed his extendin'
Would be never-endin'.
Turns out he was hung to the calf.
--- Anon
More filling than any Big Mac.
When you bite and de-male,
Like a lizard's long tail,
Instead of a stump, it grows back!
--- Randog
And limericks are now at a trickle
I'm here in my dump
Engorging my stump,
To offer Christina a tickle.
--- SFA
Some humour's much better to proffer;
My tip is so simple;
"Just shit on her wimple,
Then run for your life, and I'll boffer."
--- David Miller
To make you my latest addition.
When you hear "Knock knock!"
There under your frock,
You'll know who is seeking admission.
--- SFA
"Addition" ain't in my book, Dude.
I only deduct;
You could say you're fucked.
But for sure you ain't geting screwed.
--- Sis Chris
For rattling the nun's special dice.
It's winter, you see.
In Canada, the
Perpetual Wet's turned to ice.
--- Archie
Drag her into your cozy igloo.
Warm her cooze by the fire
And frequently try her,
Till the ice forms a warm sticky goo.
--- John Miller
Her habits were less than pristina.
She pulled at the peter
Of the Pope on his seater,
In front of the chapel Sistina.
--- Archie
This is file qal
As we sat on the steps and we talked.
"Didn't think it would hurt
To peek under your skirt --
Now it's my fault, you went off half-cocked!"
--- Archie
Asked a patron at Schlock's new arena,
If Marx he had read,
And was answered, "I bled
From the snatch of that Sister Christina!"
--- Anon
From scratches and burns caused by sparks,
When Sister Christina
Chomped his teensy weena,
To shreds with her fangs, long as sharks!
--- Anon
Sister Chris fell in love at first sight.
She cried, "I've no pants!
So is there a chance,
I can ride bareback all through the night?"
--- David Miller
To go commando, I can endorse;
I said, "Sis, will you screw?"
She sighed, "Yes, but not you,
'Cause I've fallen in love with your horse!"
--- Anon
Is one of the world's grandest dames.
'Cause she's always doing
Some screwing or chewing,
Or other wild sexual games.
--- Archie
Defining her mountainous chest.
Though lovely to suck,
If you are in luck,
She'll give you a crack at her nest.
--- SFA
Her lessons there, no doubt will feature
A brief introduction
To fool-proof seduction,
With practical help from the preacher.
--- Tiddy Ogg
One that uses the golden rule,
Seminal baptism,
And my catty-kiss-'em,
And other religious-type tools.
--- Anon
Sis Chris has no teeth in her head;
She's left them behind
(I think you will find)
In water, right next to my bed.
--- David Miller
They're not in her head - can't you see?
So after your bout
They musta fell out
When dear Sister Chris took a pee
--- SFA
Beware! Sister Chris will soon follow;
She'll make it her biz
To suck out the jizz,
Then gulp down your schlong in one swallow!
--- Travis
She's not the "Hot dog" kind of nun.
Six or fourteener,
I just want the weiner.
I've no use for fixin's or bun.
--- Travis Brasell
Authorities, and you're no liar,
I won't change my game,
But I'll change my name;
Just call me, dear Sis, 'Oscar Meyer'!
--- Travis Brasell
The spiders that live in the meadows.
The male ends up dead;
She bites off his head
After sexin' and shaggin' in shadows.
--- Anon
The things that you do sound familiar.
Like "Black Widow's" bite,
You chomp with delight,
But the head that you bite will now kill-yer.
--- Anon
How poisonous just is my John Doe.
One bite of my willy,
Or Archie's dear Billy
Will end your short life as a ho.
--- Anon
Of the time that I indolently laze;
Then I woke with a scream,
As C, broad in the beam,
Leapt on me like somebody crazed.
--- Anon
Like a dead putrefying old skunk,
And she bounced on my balls,
Ignoring my calls,
Till she'd drained me of all of my spunk.
--- Anon
In case she might head over there.
She once boffed von Trapp,
And gave him the clap,
And all of the kids in her care.
--- Anon
In the places that you wander in.
No doubt they're fearing
What I find endearing;
To eat for my unholy din. (ner)
--- Sister Christina
And do things that lead me astray.
Dissent? I don't love it --
Try to rise above it.
And hope you will rise the same way.
--- Sister Christina
Your clothes off and see what's at steak.
Your meat and two veg
Will thrive, I allege,
Right here at my private clambake.
--- Sister Christina
Your hair, and your smell, and your touch;
And I've heard a rumor
That Doc's removed a tumor
Caused by a crucifix up your crotch.
--- David Miller
Who bites off men's peckers -- no fun!
In case you should meet her,
Take care of your peter,
And don't walk away; better run!
--- Dirruk
To care about one newsgroup hole.
With so many Daves
Who lurk in their caves,
And won't give one inch of their pole...
--- John Miller
At drilling she really is brill.
And it's fun to milk
Her breasts, soft as silk
While grinding away in her mill.
--- Archie
While raising her up to the heights
Is the skill that you need
While spurting your seed,
Or else there'll be no more delights.
--- Archie
I work with the utmost of skill.
My scruples are known
To many a bone-
Head, most of whom run willy nil.
--- Archie
That cover a ravening beast,
Who will strip you quite bare
And poke you just there,
As long as you're not full of yeast.
--- Anon
Sis Chris I thought you're a fake.
But you're really you,
So "How do you do?"
And would you jump out of this cake?
--- Anon
Who think about boys for a raise.
So the sight of your snatch
Will make the whole batch
Agibber and quickly go craze.
--- Anon
Are born of a wicked obsession
With Dick, their width and length
And then tensile strength.
It's time that I took your confession.
--- Archie
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