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The coed who this is about, A enterprising young lady from Pisa There once was a singer called Beason Said a helpless old fellow named Sands, I simply cannot keep my mitts You dearly love all sorts of tits? An able masseur of Hong Kong, I sing of famed breast surgeon Franz, A teat connoisseur from North Ealing Dr Ruth showed how each lady's spouse During a tour of Talisker, As he fondled Miss Wister's bazoom, A fraternity brother named Crouse If just one of my glands make you harden The expert touch of your hands, When Schmidt dated well-bred Miss Alice, A maiden who wrote of big cities, (Who played all her soft little ditties.)
"Let's play 'radio'," volunteers Ellie, Said Suzie, the floozy, "I squeal She fainted and fell on the bed. Groused a well-endowed barmaid named Rust, Are those bountiful mammaries real? I might have to accept that she's real. Sobbed the wife of a worrisome veep, A busty young biddy named Suggs So I said to this Irish lad, Paddy, With my bust there is nothing phony; Just the thought makes me ache with desire, Ms Pamela Anderson Lee, One evening on Crimewatch UK, Overheard down beside Lake Louise Said a sailor just back from Viet Would all the nice ladies come here, From my youth I recall nothing better I thought that my dreams had come true, This woman's brassiere had to house An elderly man was depressed; My knockers are up on my chest, On the pavement, all warm and bituminous, A beautiful woman named Joan, Ain't nothin' like wall-to-wall tits Lothario might take a week There was a young girl oriental, Beware of young Septimus Sands; Sometimes in good old Britty, We could have a bosom contest Silicone implants are just If so, I'll be willing to play I'll test them for size and refinement, Now let me massage your shoulders, I'm sorry I rushed things so fast, Before we are wed, ask my Mooter. "If a 'no' is said by your Mooter, What's that? A knock I hear? She is such a pretty and sexy lass I asked her name. She said Helen, At that she huffed and walked away I'm caught in a blizzard of tits! I stopped all the swinging about, To gaze at your breast would be heaven, But wouldn't you rather, my dear, Erogenous pips or well grown, A's are too small for a squeeze; To bosoms we offer our praise; "Here's a tip for the smart newly-wed," To men traveling down in the South,
Was tall and a little bit stout.
She was hot, but denied it,
Though unable to hide it,
When her sweater was on inside out.
--- Bob Birch P0207
Was known around town as a tease-a.
She would only permit
You to stroke her left tit,
If you paid, in advance, using Visa.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Who was thrown into jail for good reason.
While doing his best
His hands came to rest
On the tits of a lady policeman.
--- U K Snag
"I have lost all control of my hands.
When I see a big tit
I go into a fit,
For I'm partial to mammary glands."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0595
From off of those feminine bits;
Those breasts or nice boobies,
The pointies and droopies.
I dearly love all sorts of tits!
--- Archie
Cold silicone gel in your mitts?
But would you like those
That droop to their toes,
And cover access to their slits?
--- David Miller
Massaging one time, did prolong
On buxom Miss Mabel,
Who reclined on the table,
But the way that he rubbed her was wrong.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-2111
An expert on mammary glands;
He thinks nothing is better
Than to lift a girl's sweater
And measure her girth with his hands.
--- Armand E Singer 919
Said, "A flat-busted babe ain't appealing.
What you want's a BIG gland
You can knead with your hand,
And evoke groans and moans when you're feeling.
--- G0416
Should manipulate tits 'neath her blouse.
As the ladies all beamed,
In their panties they creamed --
Not a dry handkerchief in the house.
--- Phil Cannibal P9010
Men grabbed my missus to frisk her.
I asked, "You suspect
She's a terrorist threat?"
They said, "No, she's just got some nice tits, sir."
--- Jarmo
Her fiance slipped into the room
And said, "Look, Snigglefritz,
Take your mitts from her tits,
Or I'll use your rear end for a broom!"
--- Grand Prix Lim 282
Was telling the guys in the house,
"I take a firm stand
That a boob in the hand
Is better than two in the blouse."
--- David Miller
Then you may find you have to cry pardon.
Both would make you explode
At the Tottenham Road
And black out before Covent Garden.
--- Anon
Caressing my mammary glands,
Makes the pain go away.
Now my mind is astray,
And thinking of something more grand.
--- Anon
They went to the new movie palace.
She said to him, "Schmidt,
You can play with my tit,
If you let me hang onto your phallus."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1925
Sang songs full of love, fun and pities.
Sold her stuff at the shop
Of a musical wop,
Who played with her soft little titties.
--- L0020
So they strip, and he climbs on her belly.
"I'll get India," he smiles,
While tweaking her dials
And broadcasting, "Come in New Delhi."
--- Jerry Nordal P0501
When a heel reaches up for a feel.
Though I really don't mind;
The big job, I find
Is to make the squeal sound like it's real!"
--- Grand Prix Lim 968
"Why not rub her wrists, cousin Ed?"
He gave it a try
When a vendor passed by,
"RUBBER BALLOONS!" is what the guy said.
--- Al Willis P9711
To a patron who fondled her bust:
"It sure makes me nervous
To furnish you service,
While I shield my best parts from your lust."
--- Armand E Singer 52
Come here, let me give them a feel.
Yes, both right and left
Have firmness and heft --
They've earned my Triple-A Seal.
--- Jim Thompson
To be certain, I'd need a good feel.
It would be a pity
To miss out on good titty,
So her bra I will have to unpeel.
--- Bob Mornington
"I'm so tired and worn I could weep.
It's my husband's demand,
For a teat in each hand,
And the bastard walks 'round in his sleep!"
--- L1230
Remarked on her bounteous dugs,
"The way fellows get fresh,
And go mauling my flesh,
I'm afraid soon they'll droop like two jugs."
--- Grand Prix Lim 959 G0463
Do take care, don't run into her daddy.
That hooter you're squeezin'
Could just be the reason
You'll end up a bruised sorry laddie.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
No implants or silicone-y.
They're squidgy and soft
And held up aloft
By two hammocks and duct tape? (baloney!)
--- Joie de Vivre
And it sets my whole body on fire,
With a yearning to play
With your bosoms today;
At this moment that's all I require.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
A teacher from whom you can't flee,
Would catch you 'twixt her tits,
And hide you in her pits
Just to teach you the meaning of glee.
--- Dr Dirty
My heart was quite stolen away,
When Nick Ross confessed
He pinched Sue Cook's vest,
And was exiled to Botany Bay.
--- Bill Wall
Came her voice, wafting by on the breeze,
"TAKE YOUR FINGER FROM THAT!...
But I'll trade tit for tat
With the warmth of your hands upon these."
--- Keith MacMillan 94b
To his sweetheart, "Be patient, my pet.
I'll be happy to play
With this breast today,
But I want to save that tit for Tet."
--- Norm Storer
And I'll gently undo your brassiere!
I'll massage your breasts,
And take you to the crest,
Of an "O" that will please you my dear!
--- Anon
This is file pwm
Than a girl in a tight-fitting sweater
Who allowed me to trace
With my finger the space
Round the curves of her cheer-leading letter.
--- Laurence Perrine P8502
Till the masquerade party was through.
Then the one so appealing,
I'd been covertly feeling,
Turned out to be no one but YOU!
--- John Miller 0142
Two boobies like udders on cows!
But she was damn proud;
She occasionally allowed
Two boyfriends at once in her blouse!
--- Laurence Craft
His sex life was over, he guessed.
Then two girls in their teens,
Made him cream in his jeans,
As he fondled each tender young breast.
--- John Miller
Which good Mother Nature has blessed.
My boy friends can steal,
A slow or quick feel,
Which I think is all for the best.
--- Anon
The sunset we watched was so luminous;
Then I slid both my hands
Round her mammary glands,
And I found them quite round and voluminous.
--- Cap'n Bean
When Billy-Bob got her alone,
He deftly caressed
Her voluptuous breasts,
And her nipples grew hard as a stone.
--- Cap'n Bean P0209
To give me the blues-kickin' fits.
I'll lick 'em an flick 'em
And come-sticky-dick 'em.
Without 'em I'm lame, I admits.
--- Anon
To give you the answers you seek.
So while you are tarrying,
Excuse me for harrying
Your boobies, but I want a peek.
--- Travis Brasell
Whose strength lay in matters non-mental.
When her boyfriend said, "Kit,
Would you like a tidbit?"
"No, I like men who are gentle."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0567
He's the guy with the wandering hands,
Which are frequently found
Groping around
Convenient mammary glands.
--- Michael Horgan
You can get a bit of titty.
You must wine and dine
With compliments fine,
Before you get your bitty.
--- Anon
With Peter as judge to attest
The size and the feel
(Silicone or real)
To determine just who is more blessed.
--- Joy Clare
Not a natural part of the bust.
So I hope you're endowed
With what nature allowed;
You've made no enhancement, I trust.
--- Peter Wilkins
With your titties for most of the day.
I have often expressed
An obsession with breast,
So you know that my judgment's okay.
--- Peter Wilkins
Of shapely design and alignment.
And just as important
Is nipple deportment.
I think I'll enjoy this assignment.
--- Peter Wilkins
Now let me loosen the holders
Of those mammary glands.
(Oh, you've caught these wild hands
Testing the size of your boulders.)
--- Archie
But now that milestone is passed.
Can we move on quickly?
I'm feeling quite sickly.
The heft of your bust is a blast!
--- Archie
If she disagrees, don't dispute her.
I think she'll agree,
My sweet chickadee,
In the meantime, let go of my hooter!"
--- Al Willis P9707
And I have no way to refute her,
I'll have no one to please
And nothing to squeeze,
So I think I'll hang on to this hooter.
--- Al Willis P9707
Through the peephole I did leer.
With a devilish grin,
I let her come in,
'Cause my hormones were in a high gear.
--- Anon
That I gave her some wine in a glass;
It wasn't until
She had her fill,
That she would let me make a pass.
--- Anon
And I do not go out with felons!
If you do the crime,
You'll do the time!
Baby, I just wanted to fondle your melons.
--- Anon
Turned around and had this to say
You're pretty clever
But I will not ever
Let your hands in my shirt to play!
--- Anon
They're in and they're out of my mitts...
I'm longing for bliss,
But I can't plant a kiss
On a nipple that's having these fits.
--- Tutta Gioia
So my tits need no longer be out
Of your gentle grasp.
You're making me gasp...
Now you're making me shout!
--- Karen
And the hours to caress -- more than seven.
Of their size, I've no doubt,
But you must let them out,
Then between them I'll put my eleven.
--- Anon
Instead of a wink and a leer,
Come here on the bed
And feel them instead?
Just wait until he isn't here!
--- Anon
I love to poke nips with my bone.
And as for this chap,
He won't need a map.
I'm sure he will locate the zone.
--- Anon
I like handfuls of B's and of C's.
But for ultimate bliss
I go visit my sis
And I suck on her 38D's.
--- Anon
At their roundness we happily gaze;
Their bounce is so fine
And their feel is divine;
I can bond with those suckers for days.
--- Cap'n Bean P0512Q
The voice on the radio said.
"To retain your mate's favor,
Let him savor the flavor,
Of Mrs. Baird's famed breast in bed."
--- Laurence Perrine P9410
Of women you'll find there's no drouth.
But it's best to be wary,
For there are some contrary,
And you might get a bust in the mouth.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-2314
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