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I once had a girlfriend named Bea, There was a young girl of Saint Kitts There was a young lady from Cheam, These bug bites 'tween my boobs are new. Way back, I was young and quite sappy, A lopsided girl of LaGrande, I once met this three-breasted whore; A call girl who stays at the Ritz A young lady from Ashton-on-Stairs I once met this three-breasted whore, There was a young girl from Bermud' That lake where the water is blue, You always can shock me somehow; Four breasts had the girl from Benares. This young and vivacious Colleen Said the house dick who worked at the Ritz, Take pity on Mrs. Smith's hubby; He tries but with not much success; From this I extract some advice: Have you heard of the lady from Ceam, A doctor from England named Doobs I once met this three-breasted whore, You say that the term of SEXTET, I got me this big 'skeeter bite. A young maiden who had a third breast, The sight of three teats on Miss Witt There was a poor loser named Pitts, Our three-breasted cousin, Miss Drew, I once met this three-breasted whore, I once met a three-breasted whore, A bimbo imbibing a beverage A friend of mine swore he would neuter I once met this three-breasted whore, Have you heard of a model named Fitz, Mary Mullin had two pairs of tit; Pentatettes? They all have five breasts, A busty young lass from Khartoum There was a young maiden named Hoople, A large-breasted lady from Cowes, I once met this three-breasted whore, "Disposable condoms? Pas Me!" You mentioned the shape of her chest. The one in the back just hangs there; Kim was loved for each perfect, round breast, A unimammary lady from Ulva Hats off to a swinger named Gore; Are those bountiful mammaries real? Up to his private office tripped Rose, She wears a short dress, very sleek, I once met this three-breasted whore I once met this three-breasted whore, Four breasts had the girl from Benares; In the quaint little town of Mt. Troys I once met this three-breasted whore, There was a young girl from Bermud', An embarrassing moment for Jill My frustratingly slow-sprouting tits There once was this guy named Ford The Sultan was pissed as can be Neither fauna nor folk fondle Bea, A girl who was really flat-chested, Mr Isaac Schlemiel invested "Her breasts are quite small," he decried. In the dark with a girl in the sack A big-bottomed, flat-breasted lass With a slit that's as tight as a clam;
Whose bosom was something to see.
She attracted the eye
Of all passers-by;
Where most girls have two, she had three.
--- Prob Henry Miller P0309
Who gave prim tourist ladies big fits,
For her bikini top
Proved somewhat of a flop
To hide the fact she had three tits.
--- Grand Prix Lim 220
Who tried out a breast-growing cream;
She woke in the night
With a terrible fright;
Another had grown in between.
--- D C Hughes
I asked the doc, "What should I do,
They're swollen and red!"
You know what he said? --
"It looks like you have more than two!"
--- Anon
And heard about boobs from my pappy:
"The more, son, the merrier,
Just look at my terrier,
She's randy as hell and quite happy."
--- Anon
Who had only one mammary gland,
Often wept bitter tears...
There's no one-tit brassieres,
And unsheathed, hers fits right in your hand!
--- Grand Prix Lim 797
Licked my cock until it was sore.
She tried charging me triple.
In her hair I did dribble,
Then I stiffed her and showed her the door!
--- K M Smith TP9802
Has three of the loveliest tits.
Two you can feel of,
And one make a meal of,
Long after your limp pecker quits.
--- David Miller
Have five breasts and three small spares.
There were four in a line;
The effect was divine,
Whilst the others were formed up in squares.
--- Bill Wall
Who pointed to the notice on her door:
"My prices to the guest
Are pro-rated by the breast,
For all three, I add one-third more."
--- H Myers T9801
Who walked on the beach fully nude.
Like her dear Mudder,
She sported an udder,
But she bore it with great four-tit-tude.
--- Ericka
Is where I first met sexy Sue.
She offered much more
Than the average whore;
You know she had four tits, not two!
--- Tiddy Ogg
It seems, mate, you mated a cow.
A cow named Sue
Would be a good screw,
If my needs were not being met now.
--- Ian Jenkins
If she dates a man unawares,
It would give him the fits
How to handle four teats,
So she dated her boyfriends in pairs.
--- Al Chaplin P9410
Had tits of a type rarely seen.
One, a fat titty,
And one itty-bitty,
And one was a size in between.
--- Al Willis T9710
As he collared the thief, Mary Pitts,
Who was leaving the house
With the loot in her blouse,
"You're the first girl I've seen with three tits!"
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0503
A wreck cost her most her right bubby;
It's hard to turn on
To something that's gone:
What's left is all wrinkled and stubby.
--- Armand E Singer 951
The reason is simple, I guess;
If he bends down to kiss it,
He is likely to miss it --
She's one undeniable mess.
--- Armand E Singer 952
Good tail's just a cast of the dice --
One time you may get it,
Then next you'll regret it:
Most likely you won't have it twice.
--- Armand E Singer 953
Whose breasts were a sight to be seen?
The left was quite cute,
But the right was minute,
And the one in the middle gave cream.
--- Michael Horgan
Created new life in test tubes.
But all of his babies
Were stricken with rabies,
And most simply lacked both their boobs.
--- Armand E Singer 96
And up to three men could adore
Her copious chesties.
A mouth on all breasties,
And still they would cry, "Mmph mmph more!"
--- Sticky Wicket T9801
Has nothing to do with sex, yet
If the chest of your frau
Had two rows like a sow,
You bet she'd be more fun to pet.
--- Gary Hallock
Which made me think maybe I might
Just staple a bra.
But then I though "Nah.
I don't need two boobs on the right!"
--- Marlene Lewis
Always kept her hand close to her chest.
And I promised her well
That I never would tell.
(Write me privately. Name on request)
--- Anon
Causes hard-peckered lechers to shit.
When she pulls off her pants,
Guys haven't a chance,
For the bitch never does want to quit.
--- G0817
Possessed of the weirdest of tits:
One covered with hair,
One Goddamned near square
The third giving teenagers fits.
--- Armand Singer P0203
Says she wishes she had only two...
The boys pinch and feel 'em
For she can't conceal 'em,
Since brassieres for three knockers are few.
--- Grand Prix Lim 234 a
Who told me, in fact, she has four.
One minute and inverted
And can't be reverted,
Besides she has no space for more!
--- Friar T9801
Who introduced several friends to one more.
The one I liked best
Had a score of the breast,
But by then I wasn't abreast of the score.
--- Al Willis T9801
Leaned out a train window for leverage.
When the OR team quit,
She had only one tit,
Which for Homo sapiens is the average.
--- Arthur Deex P9306a
Or sign with the Army recruiter:
The dish that he found
Stuck out many a pound,
But all upon only one hooter.
--- Anon
A novelty on the dance floor.
Her attitudes cool
'Cause you're allowed to fool
With the tit on her back if you're bored.
--- Oddo von Schlong TP9802
This is file pum
Well endowed with three oversized tits?
Though you may think it lewd,
She would pose in the nude,
Driving painters clear out of their wits.
--- Armand E Singer P0202
Inconvenient when she had to sit.
But her partner named Jack
Liked the pair on her back,
When dancing, in his palms they fit.
--- Anon
Two on each side of their chests,
Plus a spare in the middle;
All great for tit-diddle...
Warm round smooth cozy love-nests.
--- Tutta Gioia
Had one huge, enormous bazoom.
Upon her demise,
Because of its size,
They built a pyramidal tomb.
--- Anon
Whose bosom was triple, not duple.
She had one removed,
But it grew back improved;
At present Miss Hoople's quadruple.
--- G0361
Concealed a fat cat in her blouse.
Someone said, "I'll be blest!
Is all that your breast?"
And from her six teats came miaous.
--- Anon
Who constantly ate petit-fore.
All the while, between bites
Explained seduction rites,
Expounding on sexual lore:
--- Karina
With exquisite accent said she,
"Parch 'que condom -- it cloak
Votre tool de la poke,
One must voyez le pedigree!"
--- Karina
She is set apart from the rest.
She's different, you see;
Most have two, she has three.
I think I have ended my quest!
--- Frank Fazed
She wished 'twould be one of a pair.
People do question;
Some made the suggestion
That she just might be drome-dare.
--- Pilar
But she made a surprising request.
"I've decided," she said
"That this left one I'll shed,
At my handicapped boyfriend's behest."
--- Mark Levy P9704
Though centralized, had quite a full bra.
Great size, and no sags,
Prompted sassy young wags
To prefer it to viewing her vulva.
--- James Waite P9211
He wed a professional whore;
She has three huge teats.
She's great 'tween the sheets --
What else is a waterbed for?
--- Armand E Singer 813
"Of course," the girl said, "Want to feel?
They are soft to the touch,
But I wonder...Too much?
That I splurged on the three-for-one deal?"
--- Anon a
Where she suddenly stripped off her clothes.
Then his eyes turned to clockers,
Finding she had three knockers,
Though on Rose, they looked great, goodness knows!
--- Grand Prix Lim 898
Provocative, cultured and chic;
Her tits, filled with milk,
Can be seen through the silk;
All three of them -- God, what a freak!
--- Mark Levy P9703
With two assholes; vaginas galore...
In assembly-line fashion
She'd unleash your passion.
With her other mouth, she'd call for more!
--- Shakes Younger Bro TP9802
Who had triplets (that's twins plus one more).
On each side, Nat and Pat
Were contented and fat;
It was Tat who the spare tit was for!
--- Crazy Legs T9801
Two men would start off her affairs.
Then a coin would be tossed
And the young man who lost,
Would retreat to reflect, on the stairs.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0399
Lived a mother who lost all her poise.
She had but one tit
And she cared not one whit,
Till the doctor delivered twin boys.
--- Al Willis P9611
Who had one that drooped to the floor.
'Twas the one in the middle,
Used to dry up her piddle,
And save her on Kleenex galore.
--- Friar
Who walked on the beach fully nude.
Like her dear mudder,
She sported an udder,
But she bore it with great four-tit-ude.
--- Ericka
Who with socks, her brassiere she did fill,
Was when boys being rude,
Got a peek at her nude,
And they saw her boobies were nil.
--- Cap'n Bean P0302
Caused hysterical sub-teenage fits;
In my dreams, they would swell up;
Waking, had they developed?
No! Naught but a new crop of zits.
--- Robin K Willoughby P8502
Whose girlfriend was flat as a board,
He'd suck hard as he could
And pulled more then he should,
But soon even Ford got bored.
--- Anon
At the girls in his harem when he
Ran a big boobs contest
To see whose were the best
And his eunuchs came in one, two, three.
--- Michael Weinstein P8407a
For she's failing in 'top'-ology.
'Tis her hailing from Norfolk
Makes Bea such a poor fuck,
For as Norfolk is flat, so is she.
--- Kathleen A Martin P8305
In falsies heavily invested.
When she soon got flat-busted,
She was so disgusted,
That she bought some new suits -- double breasted.
--- Sylvia Honig
In aphrodisiac devices untested.
When to his surprise,
He drew women like flies,
But sadly they all were flat-chested.
--- Nate Birkholz
"They're something like eggs," he then sighed.
"But not the fresh kind;
They boggle the mind.
The eggs that I mean have been fried."
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Said a finicky fellow named Mac,
"Though the tightest of fits,
It's a shame you've no tits."
Then she said to him, "Get off my back!"
--- Martin Wellborn P8905
Cried: "I wish my tits were like my ass!"
The advice on the issue
Was taking soft tissue
And gently rub down her front pass?
--- Carl Ludvig Kjelsen P0502
So wet it's just like Hoover dam.
As for whopping great tits,
I can show you two bits.
That mass more or less at a gram.
--- Anon
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