I had a big bust in me mooth; The left one was chocky for you, At my favorite pub in the town, A small frozen river Claire crossed, But I thought that Claire had been knittin' As a horny and lecherous geezer, Near the barracks there lives a young lass, Can you guess what I've helped Kate finance? Now my ears keep warm, on the whole; There was a young girl from the West In search of a brand-new sensation, John naturally felt some bereavage There was a young WAAF in the Ritz "Your tit operation was good," said Hall, A flat-busted young damsel named Kitty There's an Atlanta girl named Lola; Her breasts people called itty-bitties. Let those boys swing if you want ta; "Please Doctor, my breasts are so small, "Good morning, Miss Jones, I'm the doc. "Now pump it and point at your breast. "I'll be back again, miss, tomorrow, see, "I'm back again, doc, for inspecting; "To some funny place down below. "I think, miss, you'd better not tarry, They also cannot be too hairy, The tits of Elizabeth Jean Said Sue Ellen to the surgeon, Doc Pitts: At the Titwatchers' Annual Convention Jane had a talent quite singular; Breasts are a lovely invention; There was a young lady named Dahlia, Victoria's boobs immature
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There was a woman named Cindy, The surgery's done, now it's time for some fun, We try to be kind, but bear this in mind, With Summer acoming, I wouldn't try running This may be a quirk, but if this doesn't work, A saggy old matron named Dot A buxom young lady from Deal, I know a young woman named Julie, And my pecs...should I duct tape them too? There's a great woman lived in San Pete, A well-endowed barmaid from Bude There once was a girl whose left nip A wine connoisseur, Spinster Hupple, So, promise me you'll give a giggle, I'd just like to say, if you please! Us titwatchers throw lustful fits A letter I posted in c/o Said a young tennis player named Whipp, A girl at the club where friend Stan goes, Whenever she tangoes it seems There once was a girl from Old Witz, There once was a girl from Old Witz, There once was a girl from Old Witz, Big tits swing too much for my type, Don't wanna if gonna cause hurts. I wouldn't want tits to obstruct Well Miss, I am glad you enquired; And don't be afraid of the sound You're going to pay me in pounds? On the train she complained with a sigh, "And I'm sure it'll happen again, To grow old is a life-long endeavor There once was this babe with a bosom,
'Twas Jayne's, from Scotland's deep sooth.
The tastiest bit --
She'd coated the nip
With chocolate for me sweet tooth.
--- Tutta Gioia
Clotted cream on the right for me too.
From Cornwall to Devon,
I'd be in heaven,
With a pink perky bit poking through.
--- Tutta Gioia
The barmaids all wore see-through gowns.
As grew daily tips,
So, too, did their nips;
They had them enlarged by Doc Brown.
--- Anon
Unaware of the wiles of Jack Frost.
Until through her blouser,
He quietly aroused her,
As her nipples he'd gently accost.
--- Archie
A pair of nip mittens quite fittin',
For crossing iced rivers.
But by her nip's shivers,
It looks like old Jack Frost has bitten.
--- Anon
His trip to the store was a pleaser;
He leered at each dame,
With an absence of shame,
As the nipples emerged by the freezer.
--- Cap'n Bean P0104
Who is said to have two breasts of brass.
A soldier who bit her,
Found in one a transmitter!
For she works for the news house of Tass!
--- Linda Marsh Coll
A new Hi-Fi Surround-Sound advance!
With a boob in each ear,
And stereo I hear!
She's an iPod in her breast implants.
--- David Miller
We make love to some wild rock 'n' roll.
I twist her left nipple
And decibels triple!
'Cause it's now the volume control.
--- David Miller
With tits on the back of her chest.
Though her face was a fright,
She had dates every night,
Since for dancing, by far she was best.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0639
John, accepting a girl's invitation,
Placed his genital spear
Within her brassiere
And was trapped in her tight birfurcation.
--- Isaac Asimov
At failing to manage retrievage,
Of his personal title
To an organ so vital
Now stuck in the fair damsel's cleavage.
--- Isaac Asimov
Wearing officer's pips on her tits.
A bit further down
Was an RSM's crown,
Which gave further scope for the wits.
--- VOL 5
As he gazed as she stood by the wall.
"They sagged to your knees,
Pulled out wrinkles with ease.
But now they stand up proud and tall."
--- Clarence E Boyle P8906
Troweled bust creme all over each titty.
Then they started to grow...
Stretched from Medicine Bow
To the outskirts of old Silver City.
--- Grand Prix Lim 473
Has a red, white, and blue aureole.
The unusual hue
Is probably due
To breasts that dispense Coca Cola.
--- Tom Patton P9507
She saw doctors in two or three cities.
One surgeon was nice
Gave her boobs at half price;
'Twas a kindhearted sale of two titties.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0206
Sometimes my girls swing, kinda fond a
That feeling inside,
When 'neath my shirt they do ride.
It just feels so good to go sans bra.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Size 32A, that is all.
Do you have a cure?"
"Oh yes, miss, one sure
To work, just stay there and I'll call."
--- Tiddy Ogg
Please take off your blouse and your frock.
And I'll drop my pants.
Your fingers please dance
On this thing here, they call it a cock."
--- Tiddy Ogg
Oooh eeee..., magic fluid expressed.
Now massage it in
To your mammary skin,
And surely, you'll soon be impressed."
--- Tiddy Ogg
And each day thereafter, 'cause morally,
Hippocrates bleated,
This must be repeated,
And even perhaps given orally."
--- Tiddy Ogg
Some changes I'm sure I'm detecting.
My boyfriends I told
Of your method so bold.
And they did the same by injecting."
--- Tiddy Ogg
My breasts, yes, they've started to grow,
But so has my belly.
Why's that, doctor?" "Well see,
These side-effects quite often show."
--- Tiddy Ogg
But take your best beau to Rev Harry.
Tell him you cannot wait,
And to fix you a date,
For you and your boyfriend to marry."
--- Tiddy Ogg
'Cause that could be too downright scary.
So take care down there,
To shave off that hair,
'Cause men like-em smooth, soft and airy!
--- Anon
Are the shiniest anyone's seen;
For she buffs 'em away,
Using polish each day,
To a bright and illustrious sheen.
--- Cap'n Bean P2006
"The clothing I buy never fits.
Folks look down their noses
At my ill-fitting clotheses,
So I'd like you to shorten my tits."
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0510Q
Hilda got only honorable mention...
For a low bastard phoned
That she'd been siliconed,
Which accounted for her vast distension.
--- Grand Prix Lim 283
She had a seventeen-jointed fingular.
She'd insert it by bits,
Thereby making tits
Go around and around quite whizzingular.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
They're best when the skin's under tension.
On occasion it's not;
Those cases are what
Keep surgeons from going on pension.
--- Macsam
Whose bust was, in truth, utter failure.
She was surgically blessed,
With a chest like Mae West,
And died happy of hypermammalia.
--- Anon
Negated a likely amour.
But a surgeon at Bra (ITAL)
Built her up like her ma,
And made her supremely cocksure.
--- Allan Ottley P8805
Whose breasts were as small as can be.
To the doctor she went,
With attitude hell-bent,
To go from an "A" to a "D".
--- Dave Jarbo
Even though they are still kind of smartin'.
The saline's in place;
With a smile on her face,
They resemble those of Dolly Parton.
--- Dave Jarbo
As we say now in verses and rhymes...
Everytime you bend over,
To pick up that clover,
That gravity sure sucks sometimes.
--- Dave Jarbo
On days that are sunny and hot.
When your boyfriend comes pouncing,
And they are still bouncing,
They still will be comfortable...NOT!
--- Dave Jarbo
You can still take your doctor to court.
You can say that he lied,
And your living bra died,
And your suing for lack of support!
--- Dave Jarbo
Felt her nipples getting quite hot...
But her tits were adroop
In the clam chowder soup,
So she tied them both up in a knot.
--- TuttaGioia
When asked if her boobs were real,
Replied, "If it please you
To give them a squeeze, you
Can tell if they burst or I squeal!"
--- Michael Horgan P0409
Who complained of her figure unduly.
"I'm an outgoing lass,
With a flat little ass,
But my front end's a bit more unruly."
--- Jim Weaver Collection
For my chest once so manly (it's true!)
Has begun to grow A-
Cup size boobies since May;
Though I doubt I'll get bosoms like you.
--- Anon
Whose breasts were full and replete;
They were big and round,
And she finally found,
For pillows, they couldn't be beat.
--- Joe McEwen P9504
Had tits that were aptly tattooed.
"Whiskey" one read;
"Ale" 'tother said;
Both topped with pert nips that unscrewed.
--- Anon
Could wiggle, squirt, meow and yip.
And after I drank,
It curved like a crank,
Directing me toward the left hip.
--- H Welchel
Said, "Wine on my boobs keep them supple,
When rubbed with amounts
Of cream from the founts
Of suitors, not less than a couple."
--- Travis Brasell
Those 38C's I will jiggle.
They do make me swell.
I love it as well
When those sexy hips you do wiggle..
--- Archie
That I do not have 44D's!
Although they still jiggle,
I'll give them a wiggle,
'Cause I've only got 38C's.
--- Jayne
When we see a babe's big bouncing tits.
Tits are standard equipment,
But some get a shipment
That beats common tits all to bits!
--- Grand Prix Lim 161
The College, told Katie her p/o
Boobs boast the best oz
Of jiggles and boz,
Of ladies I've lain in the l/o.
--- Anon
Adjusting his unruly zip,
"It wasn't her face
That I fell for, in Grace,
But the bubbies that bounced in her slip."
--- G0488
Has tits like a couple of mangoes.
He watches her dance,
And near creams his pants,
'Cause, boy!, do they bounce when she tangoes.
--- Anon
Poor Stan's jeans are strained at the seams.
Her boobs have him droolin'
And rubbin' his tool, an'
All night long, he's having wet dreams.
--- Anon
Who had the most marvelous teats.
She said with a smile,
As she bounced them awhile,
"I can't find a bra that they fits!"
--- The Beard
Who had the most marvelous teats.
But she said with a frown,
As she jumped up and down,
"When I stop, they just won't call it quits."
--- The Beard
Who had the most marvelous teats.
She needed a bra,
Or else they'd see-saw,
So this young girl used two baseball mitts.
--- The Beard
But it's a surmountable gripe.
As we gain momentum,
I'll try to cement 'em
In place with some goo from my pipe.
--- Bonnie
I only bend to the experts.
I can take it hard,
But be on your guard,
If I don't get my just desserts.
--- Bonnie
And I'm sure that you could instruct.
I'm down on my knees
And begging you please,
A Loz-enge was made to be sucked.
--- Bonnie
Your desserts will arrive as required.
My Lozenge down south
Will just melt in your mouth,
Once you've been comprehensively squired.
Of the pain -- I've repeatedly found
That the crassest of lasses
Have sturdier asses --
So you, dear, will love every pound.
Not sure that I like how that sounds.
I'm no working lass.
Nor am I that crass.
It's free! Yes, my sharing abounds.
--- Bonnie
"It's dribbling all down my thigh."
Said I, "Quiet, ducky.
You've gotten off lucky.
Your sister got hers in the eye."
Despite the tell-tale whitish stain.
It's not my concern;
You girls need to learn
You must not eat ice cream on a train!"
That features good loving whenever
She'll lustfully heave age-
Less billowy cleavage
Around my engorged thrusting lever.
--- Randog
The wiggliest, jiggliest, two some,
That ever I gawked,
And when near me she walked,
I have to admit that I grew some.
--- Hugh Clary