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I had a big bust in me mooth;
'Twas Jayne's, from Scotland's deep sooth.
The tastiest bit --
She'd coated the nip
With chocolate for me sweet tooth.
--- Tutta Gioia

The left one was chocky for you,
Clotted cream on the right for me too.
From Cornwall to Devon,
I'd be in heaven,
With a pink perky bit poking through.
--- Tutta Gioia

At my favorite pub in the town,
The barmaids all wore see-through gowns.
As grew daily tips,
So, too, did their nips;
They had them enlarged by Doc Brown.
--- Anon

A small frozen river Claire crossed,
Unaware of the wiles of Jack Frost.
Until through her blouser,
He quietly aroused her,
As her nipples he'd gently accost.
--- Archie

But I thought that Claire had been knittin'
A pair of nip mittens quite fittin',
For crossing iced rivers.
But by her nip's shivers,
It looks like old Jack Frost has bitten.
--- Anon

As a horny and lecherous geezer,
His trip to the store was a pleaser;
He leered at each dame,
With an absence of shame,
As the nipples emerged by the freezer.
--- Cap'n Bean P0104

Near the barracks there lives a young lass,
Who is said to have two breasts of brass.
A soldier who bit her,
Found in one a transmitter!
For she works for the news house of Tass!
--- Linda Marsh Coll

Can you guess what I've helped Kate finance?
A new Hi-Fi Surround-Sound advance!
With a boob in each ear,
And stereo I hear!
She's an iPod in her breast implants.
--- David Miller

Now my ears keep warm, on the whole;
We make love to some wild rock 'n' roll.
I twist her left nipple
And decibels triple!
'Cause it's now the volume control.
--- David Miller

There was a young girl from the West
With tits on the back of her chest.
Though her face was a fright,
She had dates every night,
Since for dancing, by far she was best.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0639

In search of a brand-new sensation,
John, accepting a girl's invitation,
Placed his genital spear
Within her brassiere
And was trapped in her tight birfurcation.
--- Isaac Asimov

John naturally felt some bereavage
At failing to manage retrievage,
Of his personal title
To an organ so vital
Now stuck in the fair damsel's cleavage.
--- Isaac Asimov

There was a young WAAF in the Ritz
Wearing officer's pips on her tits.
A bit further down
Was an RSM's crown,
Which gave further scope for the wits.
--- VOL 5

"Your tit operation was good," said Hall,
As he gazed as she stood by the wall.
"They sagged to your knees,
Pulled out wrinkles with ease.
But now they stand up proud and tall."
--- Clarence E Boyle P8906

A flat-busted young damsel named Kitty
Troweled bust creme all over each titty.
Then they started to grow...
Stretched from Medicine Bow
To the outskirts of old Silver City.
--- Grand Prix Lim 473

There's an Atlanta girl named Lola;
Has a red, white, and blue aureole.
The unusual hue
Is probably due
To breasts that dispense Coca Cola.
--- Tom Patton P9507

Her breasts people called itty-bitties.
She saw doctors in two or three cities.
One surgeon was nice
Gave her boobs at half price;
'Twas a kindhearted sale of two titties.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0206

Let those boys swing if you want ta;
Sometimes my girls swing, kinda fond a
That feeling inside,
When 'neath my shirt they do ride.
It just feels so good to go sans bra.
--- Jim Weaver Collection

"Please Doctor, my breasts are so small,
Size 32A, that is all.
Do you have a cure?"
"Oh yes, miss, one sure
To work, just stay there and I'll call."
--- Tiddy Ogg

"Good morning, Miss Jones, I'm the doc.
Please take off your blouse and your frock.
And I'll drop my pants.
Your fingers please dance
On this thing here, they call it a cock."
--- Tiddy Ogg

"Now pump it and point at your breast.
Oooh eeee..., magic fluid expressed.
Now massage it in
To your mammary skin,
And surely, you'll soon be impressed."
--- Tiddy Ogg

"I'll be back again, miss, tomorrow, see,
And each day thereafter, 'cause morally,
Hippocrates bleated,
This must be repeated,
And even perhaps given orally."
--- Tiddy Ogg

"I'm back again, doc, for inspecting;
Some changes I'm sure I'm detecting.
My boyfriends I told
Of your method so bold.
And they did the same by injecting."
--- Tiddy Ogg

"To some funny place down below.
My breasts, yes, they've started to grow,
But so has my belly.
Why's that, doctor?" "Well see,
These side-effects quite often show."
--- Tiddy Ogg

"I think, miss, you'd better not tarry,
But take your best beau to Rev Harry.
Tell him you cannot wait,
And to fix you a date,
For you and your boyfriend to marry."
--- Tiddy Ogg

They also cannot be too hairy,
'Cause that could be too downright scary.
So take care down there,
To shave off that hair,
'Cause men like-em smooth, soft and airy!
--- Anon

The tits of Elizabeth Jean
Are the shiniest anyone's seen;
For she buffs 'em away,
Using polish each day,
To a bright and illustrious sheen.
--- Cap'n Bean P2006

Said Sue Ellen to the surgeon, Doc Pitts:
"The clothing I buy never fits.
Folks look down their noses
At my ill-fitting clotheses,
So I'd like you to shorten my tits."
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0510Q

At the Titwatchers' Annual Convention
Hilda got only honorable mention...
For a low bastard phoned
That she'd been siliconed,
Which accounted for her vast distension.
--- Grand Prix Lim 283

Jane had a talent quite singular;
She had a seventeen-jointed fingular.
She'd insert it by bits,
Thereby making tits
Go around and around quite whizzingular.
--- Jim Weaver Collection

Breasts are a lovely invention;
They're best when the skin's under tension.
On occasion it's not;
Those cases are what
Keep surgeons from going on pension.
--- Macsam

There was a young lady named Dahlia,
Whose bust was, in truth, utter failure.
She was surgically blessed,
With a chest like Mae West,
And died happy of hypermammalia.
--- Anon

Victoria's boobs immature
Negated a likely amour.
But a surgeon at Bra (ITAL)
Built her up like her ma,
And made her supremely cocksure.
--- Allan Ottley P8805

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There was a woman named Cindy,
Whose breasts were as small as can be.
To the doctor she went,
With attitude hell-bent,
To go from an "A" to a "D".
--- Dave Jarbo

The surgery's done, now it's time for some fun,
Even though they are still kind of smartin'.
The saline's in place;
With a smile on her face,
They resemble those of Dolly Parton.
--- Dave Jarbo

We try to be kind, but bear this in mind,
As we say now in verses and rhymes...
Everytime you bend over,
To pick up that clover,
That gravity sure sucks sometimes.
--- Dave Jarbo

With Summer acoming, I wouldn't try running
On days that are sunny and hot.
When your boyfriend comes pouncing,
And they are still bouncing,
They still will be comfortable...NOT!
--- Dave Jarbo

This may be a quirk, but if this doesn't work,
You can still take your doctor to court.
You can say that he lied,
And your living bra died,
And your suing for lack of support!
--- Dave Jarbo

A saggy old matron named Dot
Felt her nipples getting quite hot...
But her tits were adroop
In the clam chowder soup,
So she tied them both up in a knot.
--- TuttaGioia

A buxom young lady from Deal,
When asked if her boobs were real,
Replied, "If it please you
To give them a squeeze, you
Can tell if they burst or I squeal!"
--- Michael Horgan P0409

I know a young woman named Julie,
Who complained of her figure unduly.
"I'm an outgoing lass,
With a flat little ass,
But my front end's a bit more unruly."
--- Jim Weaver Collection

And my pecs...should I duct tape them too?
For my chest once so manly (it's true!)
Has begun to grow A-
Cup size boobies since May;
Though I doubt I'll get bosoms like you.
--- Anon

There's a great woman lived in San Pete,
Whose breasts were full and replete;
They were big and round,
And she finally found,
For pillows, they couldn't be beat.
--- Joe McEwen P9504

A well-endowed barmaid from Bude
Had tits that were aptly tattooed.
"Whiskey" one read;
"Ale" 'tother said;
Both topped with pert nips that unscrewed.
--- Anon

There once was a girl whose left nip
Could wiggle, squirt, meow and yip.
And after I drank,
It curved like a crank,
Directing me toward the left hip.
--- H Welchel

A wine connoisseur, Spinster Hupple,
Said, "Wine on my boobs keep them supple,
When rubbed with amounts
Of cream from the founts
Of suitors, not less than a couple."
--- Travis Brasell

So, promise me you'll give a giggle,
Those 38C's I will jiggle.
They do make me swell.
I love it as well
When those sexy hips you do wiggle..
--- Archie

I'd just like to say, if you please!
That I do not have 44D's!
Although they still jiggle,
I'll give them a wiggle,
'Cause I've only got 38C's.
--- Jayne

Us titwatchers throw lustful fits
When we see a babe's big bouncing tits.
Tits are standard equipment,
But some get a shipment
That beats common tits all to bits!
--- Grand Prix Lim 161

A letter I posted in c/o
The College, told Katie her p/o
Boobs boast the best oz
Of jiggles and boz,
Of ladies I've lain in the l/o.
--- Anon

Said a young tennis player named Whipp,
Adjusting his unruly zip,
"It wasn't her face
That I fell for, in Grace,
But the bubbies that bounced in her slip."
--- G0488

A girl at the club where friend Stan goes,
Has tits like a couple of mangoes.
He watches her dance,
And near creams his pants,
'Cause, boy!, do they bounce when she tangoes.
--- Anon

Whenever she tangoes it seems
Poor Stan's jeans are strained at the seams.
Her boobs have him droolin'
And rubbin' his tool, an'
All night long, he's having wet dreams.
--- Anon

There once was a girl from Old Witz,
Who had the most marvelous teats.
She said with a smile,
As she bounced them awhile,
"I can't find a bra that they fits!"
--- The Beard

There once was a girl from Old Witz,
Who had the most marvelous teats.
But she said with a frown,
As she jumped up and down,
"When I stop, they just won't call it quits."
--- The Beard

There once was a girl from Old Witz,
Who had the most marvelous teats.
She needed a bra,
Or else they'd see-saw,
So this young girl used two baseball mitts.
--- The Beard

Big tits swing too much for my type,
But it's a surmountable gripe.
As we gain momentum,
I'll try to cement 'em
In place with some goo from my pipe.
--- Bonnie

Don't wanna if gonna cause hurts.
I only bend to the experts.
I can take it hard,
But be on your guard,
If I don't get my just desserts.
--- Bonnie

I wouldn't want tits to obstruct
And I'm sure that you could instruct.
I'm down on my knees
And begging you please,
A Loz-enge was made to be sucked.
--- Bonnie

Well Miss, I am glad you enquired;
Your desserts will arrive as required.
My Lozenge down south
Will just melt in your mouth,
Once you've been comprehensively squired.

And don't be afraid of the sound
Of the pain -- I've repeatedly found
That the crassest of lasses
Have sturdier asses --
So you, dear, will love every pound.

You're going to pay me in pounds?
Not sure that I like how that sounds.
I'm no working lass.
Nor am I that crass.
It's free! Yes, my sharing abounds.
--- Bonnie

On the train she complained with a sigh,
"It's dribbling all down my thigh."
Said I, "Quiet, ducky.
You've gotten off lucky.
Your sister got hers in the eye."

"And I'm sure it'll happen again,
Despite the tell-tale whitish stain.
It's not my concern;
You girls need to learn
You must not eat ice cream on a train!"

To grow old is a life-long endeavor
That features good loving whenever
She'll lustfully heave age-
Less billowy cleavage
Around my engorged thrusting lever.
--- Randog

There once was this babe with a bosom,
The wiggliest, jiggliest, two some,
That ever I gawked,
And when near me she walked,
I have to admit that I grew some.
--- Hugh Clary


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