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Young Annabel's future was fated When her mother had asked, with a frown, Homer's moral for men shouldn't fail, The Queen of King Louis Philippe King Midas was not one to ration "It's not goddesses as a genus," Though King Minos repeatedly tried She was pregnant, sure, that much is true, Narcissis, I think was the name There was neither dryad nor elf A pretty young woman was fired A handsome young youth named Narcissus "How much", said the gentle Narcissus. When Narcissus was only a kid, "My love to you three," wrote Narcissus, Narcissus achieved his ambition: The ODYSSEY cotinues to tell us Orion the hunter was normal When Orpheus played his best licks In the woods, I thought I saw Pan, Pandora's box is soft inside; An ancient event was most curious; There's a lusty young chick named Pandora; Pandora, blonde and tan, Pandora was given a box, Young Persephone, brimming with pep, The ruler of seas, Poseidon, Poseidon, pushed on by his peter, (Having changed into a stallion himself,)
The Metheus brothers, Pro Mythology often has shocks Prometheus ran from the bar, Oh, hear us, Olympian Zeus! Pygmalion carved Galatea, A fleet-footed maid from Decatur Some men see themselves as a satyr -- Her cups, double-D, overflow Her pups, triple-A, are belying When I have some jobs Sisyphean, If you march to a different drummer, There once was a king Corinthian, One wonders if Sisyphus was I admonished once a sour puss 'Twas Sysyphus on a steep knoll The message from Sisyphus's story: A girl who spoke in obscenities, There's Charity, Faith, and there's Hope; I can't say the same about Charity "Have Faith", was the minister's cry, Fair Grace does descend upon me A swan lives for many a summer Oh, if you are generous folks Adonis, attracted by Venus, Sultry Venus and Mars, claims tradition, Ancient deities always were spry. There once was a goddess named Venus, The moon must have been at the full Europa, exerting her pull In Crete, long ago, lived a whore, Some Greek built a fine labyrinth, Now Theseus of Athens was king; His missus gave hime the all-clear. My ignorance here I am showing. So Theseus now calls for his fleet; She hands him a fine silken thread. "But hang on, old son, 'fore I kill Young Icarus filled in the cracks I'm Icarus; I had some fun;
The day when King Midas she dated;
For now, more's the pity,
Her sweet little clitty
Is 22 carat gold plated.
--- Anon
Why Leda, that girl of renown,
Was late getting in,
And where she had been,
She replied, "I was heading on down."
--- Hugh Clary
As over Life's oceans you sail,
If you would be clever,
Remember to never
"Lose your head over a little piece of tail!"
--- Chris Papa
Would wait till the king was asleep,
Then sneak out on all fours,
And work out with the whores,
And then back into bed she would creep.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024 G0142
His gold. He had all in his nation.
His most heinous crime,
For which he did time,
Was gild by association.
--- Dr Limerick
Said Minerva, "It's no one but Venus
Whose personal scale
For ranking a male
Is not brains, but the size of his penis.
--- A N Wilkins P9104
To fulfil the desire of his bride,
Her frustration was full,
Till Poseidon's white bull
Finally left Pasiphae pacified.
--- A N Wilkins P9210
And she gave birth to Perseus too,
But the tale that she told
Of a shower of gold,
I never believed that, did you?
--- Laurence Perrine P8309
Of one self-loved person of fame.
He peered into water
He shouldn't oughter --
Fell in, drowned, and must take the blame.
--- Marlene Lewis
Who could lure one Greek lad off the shelf.
Though Narcissus was human,
He ignored man and woman.
All he asked was to play with himself.
--- A N Wilkins P9210
With the love which Narcissus inspired,
And being concerned
That her passion was spurned,
"Is there somebody else?" she inquired.
--- A N Wilkins P8309
Hardly had need of a missus;
Said he, "When I see
How pretty I be,
I blow myself all kinds of kisses."
--- Mytho P8309
"A man of my character misses!
It's clear on reflection,
I've got an erection,
But all I can do is blow kisses."
--- Steven Sylvester
He had a very twisted id;
Then when Echo cried,
He upped and he died,
And then all of his bones were hid.
--- Lims Unlimited
"Dear husband of my very misses;
Dear sisters sole brother;
Dear son of my mother;
I lavish on you all my kisses!"
--- Prof M-G
He was taught by a mathematician
To perform with great ease
A Mobius-strip tease,
With an auto-erotic emission.
--- G2242
About a long journey PROCELLOUS.
Before days of soap
When gobs had no hope,
But stated, "We're sorry you smell us."
--- Chris Papa
Till he saw fair Diana informal.
Angered, she turned;
His ardor she spurned,
And he grew antlers for reasons hormonal.
--- Actaeon
In the regions of Hades, his tricks
Didn't please folks too well.
After all, this was Hell,
And it's hard to tour, out in the Styx.
--- Anon
A strange creature -- half goat, half man.
His father was Billy;
His mother was silly;
They met on a blind date in Japan.
--- Bill Wall
When tickled it opens quite wide.
Don't be fooled by her smile
'Cause that woman is vile;
You are sucked in when having a ride.
--- Anon
To this day some discount it as spurious.
When they opened the locks
On dear Pandora's Box,
It was clear that Pandora was furious.
--- Loren Fitzhugh P0207
When I'm drunk I do think I'd adore a
Round with that fox,
And open that box,
At the risk of bad fauna and flora!
--- Anon
Was sent to punish man,
And so she did:
She raised the lid
And Epimetheus ran.
--- Lims Unlimited
And told not to play with its locks.
So, of course, what she did
Was to undo its lid,
And gave us the plague and the pox.
--- Mytho P8309
Earned a quite mythological rep:
Leaves and flowers would sprout
Every time she went out,
For she walked with a spring in her step.
--- B L Rygg
Likes through water to go ride on
In his mighty chariot;
Two hippocampi carry it
Whichever way he's guide on.
--- Mytho P8309
Became a persistent entreator
Of a goddess-turned-horse.
He caught her, of course
And mounted her, ruining Demeter.
--- John Eggerton P0106
And Epi, stole the show;
When earth began,
They started man
Upon his life of woe.
--- Lims Unlimited
And some of those legends are crocks.
So I'm asking around
"Was Prometheus bound
To originate drinks on the rocks?"
--- Hugh Clary
And snatched down the fire from a star.
But his gift was infernal --
It's combustion intermal
And now he is chained to a car.
--- Neal Wilgus P8511
No maiden is safe when you're loose.
And when you are tight,
Even wives take affright.
Protect us from swan and from goose.
--- Laurence Perrine P9211
Then he prayed, "Gods, I wish ther could be a
Real woman like you!"
Pyggie's wishes came true
When his tool cleft the cheeks of her rea'.
--- Robin K Willoughby P9210
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Was chased by a man-eating satyr;
She was caught in Quebec
By the scruff of her neck,
But you mustn't presume that he ate her.
--- Limber Limericks
Insatiable, sexy, bed-baiter.
Lets talk about grooming,
Hairy legs and horns looming.
Won't the satyr be able to sate her?
--- Anon
And out pop her nipples, aglow;
Fluorescent and winking
At sailors a-sinking
In wrecks on the rocks down below.
--- Peter Wilkins
The danger to sailors espying
Those mosquito bites,
(Itsy-bitsy delights)
That beguile luckless eyeballs for prying.
--- Anon
No respite from them will I see in
This lifetime, my friend,
For once my tasks end,
They must be done over Aegean.
--- Gary Hallock
Or even do something much dumber,
Much troubles await
For your dismal fate;
SISYPHEAN tasks are a bummer.
--- Chris Papa
Who ticked off some Greek God; then he in
Cruel bondage Hadean
Did tasks Herculean --
Frustrating, I'm sure your agreein'.
--- Gary Hallock
The first to know what housework does.
When you do it right,
There's no end in sight;
To push rocks up a hill is no buzz.
--- Larry Davis P8511
For complaining and making a fuss.
"Though your life seems a pill
You regard as uphill.
Just rejoice you are not Sisyphus."
--- Loren Fitzhugh P2005
Who first introduced rock and roll.
Even though very clever
His uphill endeavor
Was pointless and cruel, on the whole.
--- Randog
In labor there isn't much glory.
So try and relax
As the balls rolling back,
And pretend that your life's hunky-dory.
--- Patty
Raised the ire of all three Eumenides.
It made them decide
To make her tongue-tied
And speechless till she learned some amenities.
--- Anon
Three sisters whom I love to grope.
If I don't get to lay
The first two today,
No sweat, Man, I always have Hope!
--- John Miller
Whose "No!" doesn't come as a rarity.
Since her moans were the same
As Hope when she came,
I don't understand the disparity.
--- John Miller
And so I went forth for to try.
But I'll have Faith no more,
'Cause she gave me a sore.
Yet there's Grace for the worm with one eye.
--- Scott Oliver
And makes firm my resolve, don't you see.
Then her fine set of "lungs"
Gets me speaking in tongues,
'Til we reach passionate ecstasy.
--- Scott Oliver
But poor Tithonus met with a slummer
(A goddess named Dawn)
After they got it on,
He got older, sans dying -- quel bummer!
--- Robin K Willoughby P8309
And give shelter to gods playing jokes
(Like Bacchis-Philemon,
Goosed man and gulled woman)
You, too, can be turned into oaks!
--- Laurence Perrine P8309
Asserted, "May none come between us."
Enjoying the fun,
He whispered when done,
"Here's hoping ain't nobody seen us."
--- R J Winkler P8406 V
Would often indulge in coition
Till her husband, upset,
Caught them both in a net,
Still engaged in overt exhibition.
--- A N Wilkins P9303
Apollo each day crossed the sky;
And Mercury'd soar;
Hammers thrown by old Thor;
Most exciting--to see Venus Fly.
--- Irving Superior P9303
Whose disarming was awful and heinous.
For her name didn't rhyme,
With sweet words such as "thyme,"
So Zeus punished her for writing "penis."
--- Anon
And the tides in her blood felt its pull,
For Europa was silly
To be cowed by a bully
Or carried away by his bull.
--- Lance Payne P8309
On Jupiter when he was full,
Is alleged to have said
While stroking his head,
"I think you're a whole lot of bull."
--- Unlimited P8309
Who found regular men quite a bore.
For her cunt to feel full,
She had sex with a bull --
Hence the legend of the Minotaur.
--- Mike Dale
And lisped: From thith mathe here I thinkth,
A monthter, no doubt,
Will ever get out;
Though that'th where I'll put him, I thinkth.
--- Tiddy Ogg
"I'll enter that maze," he does sing.
"There must be much gold,
Of value untold."
For such silly stunts were his thing.
--- Tiddy Ogg
He said, "I'll not be long, my dear.
Just three weeks or four,
Say a quick minor tour;
I'll bring you fine treasures back here."
--- Tiddy Ogg
Had he got a wife? I'm not knowing.
But heck, it's all fun
And it gained me a pun,
To help keep this silly tale going.
--- Tiddy Ogg
They sail over the ocean to Crete,
Find a bird who ain't bad, she
Is called Ariadne,
Who shows him the way it to beat.
--- Tiddy Ogg
"You'll find your way out; have no dread."
To the maze he then ran,
Finds a creature, half man,
Half bull, says "Hey cow-face, you're dead!"
--- Tiddy Ogg
You, one item bothers me still;
As I'm in the fame game,
I need first your name.
The monster moos..."Buffalo Bill."
--- Tiddy Ogg
Of his dynamic wings with some wax.
This was the reason why
He fell from the sky;
Superglue might have helped him relax.
--- Tony Burrell
I flew up too close to the sun.
My wings came unstuck;
I fell like a schmuck.
A damn stupid thing to have done.
--- Tiddy Ogg
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