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Pine insulensis inevit
Rectum simioli quem scivit
Proles infrontata
Horrida glandata
Et semper violare cupivit.
--- L0596

Prope mare erat tabulator
Qui virginem ingrediebatur.
Dessine ingressus
Audivi progressus:
Est mihi inquit tubulator.
--- LOO63

Visas erat: huic geminarum
Dispar modus testicularum:
Minor haec nihili,
Palma tripici,
Jam fecerat alterra clarum.
--- L0156

Agne, num scis
Saliens ubu sis?
In mentae agello.
Nunc te impello.
Agne, Apage!
--- Ogden Nash P9303

My fetishes run hot and deep.
If you promise my secrets to keep,
I'll let you see 'em.
Fac ut gaudeam!
You'll just have to read 'em and weep!
--- Jim Weaver Collection

El hombre de El Salvadore
En la cama, con su amor
Dijo, me Querida
Asi es la vida
Me da esto mucho dolor.
--- Chairman Steve

Escucheme a mi drama
Acerca un chico y mama
Viven juntos casa
Y esto se pasa
Tienen much placer en la casa.
--- Chairman Steve

A rich greedy man stuck his dedo
In a man's face, who needed dinero.
Se enoje y salga
His right and left nalga,
And out came a muy stinky pedo.
--- Melissa Smead

Habla una joven modesta
Qui antes se protegia con protesta.
Pero ahora confiesa
Que la picha tiesa
Es la cosa lo menos molesta.
--- L1485

There was a modest young woman
That used to protect herself with protests.
But now she confesses
That the penis she has
Is a thing that doesn't bother her.
--- Anon

There once was a girl sweet and modest,
Who protected her jewel with much protest.
But now she admits,
That a prick that just fits
Is the thing that her least does molest.
--- Jim Weaver Collection

The limericks aren't here yet. Until
I post 'em you'll just have to chill
While viewing this clone
And stroking your bone
Tomorrow I'll send you the bill
--- John Miller

The limericks aren't here yet. Until
I post 'em you'll just have to chill
While viewing this clone
And stroking your bone
And giving me looks that could kill
--- John Miller

The limericks aren't here yet. Until
I post 'em you'll just have to chill
While viewing this clone
And stroking your bone
And thinking,"Christ, Miller writes swill!"
--- John Miller

The limericks aren't here yet. Until
I post 'em you'll just have to chill
While viewing this clone
And stroking your bone
If that's what it takes to fulfill
--- John Miller

The limericks aren't here yet. Until
I post 'em you'll just have to chill
While viewing this clone
And stroking your bone
Or diddle sweet Sue, if she will
--- John Miller

The limericks aren't here yet. Until
I post 'em you'll just have to chill
While viewing this clone
And stroking your bone
If your "other" is still off the pill
--- John Miller

The limericks aren't here yet. Until
I post 'em you'll just have to chill
While viewing this clone
And stroking your bone
(You ladies can do as you will.)
--- John Miller

The limericks aren't here yet. Until
I post 'em you'll just have to chill
While viewing this clone
And stroking your bone
And whistling "Taps" with a trill
--- John Miller

The limericks aren't here yet. Until
I post 'em you'll just have to chill
While viewing this clone
And stroking your bone
-- I'm sure you've developed some skill!
--- John Miller

The limericks aren't here yet. Until
I post 'em you'll just have to chill
While viewing this clone
And stroking your bone
(Or clit, if perchance you're a Jill)
--- John Miller

The limericks aren't here yet. Until
I post 'em you'll just have to chill
While viewing this clone
And stroking your bone
Or whatever gives you a thrill
--- John Miller

The limericks aren't here yet. Until
I post 'em you'll just have to chill
While viewing this clone
And stroking your bone
Tomorrow I'll send you the bill
--- John Miller

The limericks aren't here yet. Until
I post 'em you'll just have to chill
While viewing this clone
And stroking your bone
And giving me looks that could kill
--- John Miller

The limericks aren't here yet. Until
I post 'em you'll just have to chill
While viewing this clone
And stroking your bone
And thinking,"Christ, Miller writes swill!"
--- John Miller

The limericks aren't here yet. Until
I post 'em you'll just have to chill
While viewing this clone
And stroking your bone
If that's what it takes to fulfill
--- John Miller

The limericks aren't here yet. Until
I post 'em you'll just have to chill
While viewing this clone
And stroking your bone
Or diddle sweet Sue, if she will
--- John Miller

The limericks aren't here yet. Until
I post 'em you'll just have to chill
While viewing this clone
And stroking your bone
If your "other" is still off the pill
--- John Miller

The limericks aren't here yet. Until
I post 'em you'll just have to chill
While viewing this clone
And stroking your bone
(You ladies can do as you will.)
--- John Miller

The limericks aren't here yet. Until
I post 'em you'll just have to chill
While viewing this clone
And stroking your bone
And whistling "Taps" with a trill
--- John Miller

The limericks aren't here yet. Until
I post 'em you'll just have to chill
While viewing this clone
And stroking your bone
-- I'm sure you've developed some skill!
--- John Miller

The limericks aren't here yet. Until
I post 'em you'll just have to chill
While viewing this clone
And stroking your bone
(Or clit, if perchance you're a Jill)
--- John Miller

The limericks aren't here yet. Until
I post 'em you'll just have to chill
While viewing this clone
And stroking your bone
Or whatever gives you a thrill
--- John Miller

This is file ozk

The limericks aren't here yet. Until
I post 'em you'll just have to chill
While viewing this clone
And stroking your bone
Tomorrow I'll send you the bill
--- John Miller

The limericks aren't here yet. Until
I post 'em you'll just have to chill
While viewing this clone
And stroking your bone
And giving me looks that could kill
--- John Miller

The limericks aren't here yet. Until
I post 'em you'll just have to chill
While viewing this clone
And stroking your bone
And thinking,"Christ, Miller writes swill!"
--- John Miller

The limericks aren't here yet. Until
I post 'em you'll just have to chill
While viewing this clone
And stroking your bone
If that's what it takes to fulfill
--- John Miller

The limericks aren't here yet. Until
I post 'em you'll just have to chill
While viewing this clone
And stroking your bone
Or diddle sweet Sue, if she will
--- John Miller

The limericks aren't here yet. Until
I post 'em you'll just have to chill
While viewing this clone
And stroking your bone
If your "other" is still off the pill
--- John Miller

The limericks aren't here yet. Until
I post 'em you'll just have to chill
While viewing this clone
And stroking your bone
(You ladies can do as you will.)
--- John Miller

The limericks aren't here yet. Until
I post 'em you'll just have to chill
While viewing this clone
And stroking your bone
And whistling "Taps" with a trill
--- John Miller

The limericks aren't here yet. Until
I post 'em you'll just have to chill
While viewing this clone
And stroking your bone
-- I'm sure you've developed some skill!
--- John Miller

The limericks aren't here yet. Until
I post 'em you'll just have to chill
While viewing this clone
And stroking your bone
(Or clit, if perchance you're a Jill)
--- John Miller

The limericks aren't here yet. Until
I post 'em you'll just have to chill
While viewing this clone
And stroking your bone
Or whatever gives you a thrill
--- John Miller

The limericks aren't here yet. Until
I post 'em you'll just have to chill
While viewing this clone
And stroking your bone
Tomorrow I'll send you the bill
--- John Miller

The limericks aren't here yet. Until
I post 'em you'll just have to chill
While viewing this clone
And stroking your bone
And giving me looks that could kill
--- John Miller

The limericks aren't here yet. Until
I post 'em you'll just have to chill
While viewing this clone
And stroking your bone
And thinking,"Christ, Miller writes swill!"
--- John Miller

The limericks aren't here yet. Until
I post 'em you'll just have to chill
While viewing this clone
And stroking your bone
If that's what it takes to fulfill
--- John Miller

The limericks aren't here yet. Until
I post 'em you'll just have to chill
While viewing this clone
And stroking your bone
Or diddle sweet Sue, if she will
--- John Miller

The limericks aren't here yet. Until
I post 'em you'll just have to chill
While viewing this clone
And stroking your bone
If your "other" is still off the pill
--- John Miller

The limericks aren't here yet. Until
I post 'em you'll just have to chill
While viewing this clone
And stroking your bone
(You ladies can do as you will.)
--- John Miller

The limericks aren't here yet. Until
I post 'em you'll just have to chill
While viewing this clone
And stroking your bone
And whistling "Taps" with a trill
--- John Miller

The limericks aren't here yet. Until
I post 'em you'll just have to chill
While viewing this clone
And stroking your bone
-- I'm sure you've developed some skill!
--- John Miller

The limericks aren't here yet. Until
I post 'em you'll just have to chill
While viewing this clone
And stroking your bone
(Or clit, if perchance you're a Jill)
--- John Miller

The limericks aren't here yet. Until
I post 'em you'll just have to chill
While viewing this clone
And stroking your bone
Or whatever gives you a thrill
--- John Miller

The limericks aren't here yet. Until
I post 'em you'll just have to chill
While viewing this clone
And stroking your bone
Tomorrow I'll send you the bill
--- John Miller

The limericks aren't here yet. Until
I post 'em you'll just have to chill
While viewing this clone
And stroking your bone
And giving me looks that could kill
--- John Miller

The limericks aren't here yet. Until
I post 'em you'll just have to chill
While viewing this clone
And stroking your bone
And thinking,"Christ, Miller writes swill!"
--- John Miller

The limericks aren't here yet. Until
I post 'em you'll just have to chill
While viewing this clone
And stroking your bone
If that's what it takes to fulfill
--- John Miller

The limericks aren't here yet. Until
I post 'em you'll just have to chill
While viewing this clone
And stroking your bone
Or diddle sweet Sue, if she will
--- John Miller

The limericks aren't here yet. Until
I post 'em you'll just have to chill
While viewing this clone
And stroking your bone
If your "other" is still off the pill
--- John Miller

The limericks aren't here yet. Until
I post 'em you'll just have to chill
While viewing this clone
And stroking your bone
(You ladies can do as you will.)
--- John Miller

The limericks aren't here yet. Until
I post 'em you'll just have to chill
While viewing this clone
And stroking your bone
And whistling "Taps" with a trill
--- John Miller

The limericks aren't here yet. Until
I post 'em you'll just have to chill
While viewing this clone
And stroking your bone
-- I'm sure you've developed some skill!
--- John Miller

The limericks aren't here yet. Until
I post 'em you'll just have to chill
While viewing this clone
And stroking your bone
(Or clit, if perchance you're a Jill)
--- John Miller

The limericks aren't here yet. Until
I post 'em you'll just have to chill
While viewing this clone
And stroking your bone
Or whatever gives you a thrill
--- John Miller

The limericks aren't here yet. Until
I post 'em you'll just have to chill
While viewing this clone
And stroking your bone
Tomorrow I'll send you the bill
--- John Miller


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