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Gershwin would surely express Grofe, in his Grand Canyon Suite, Hoagy Carmichael wrote that weird song, On Sousa's great march people say Now what about John Phillip Sousa, Young Jane was a lollapalooza J P Sousa was no blunderer There was a jazz singer named Twitty, First, Sousa thought his March was weak; Mozart an Austrian hondo, Young Mozart was once hear to say, Young Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart As Mozart composed a sonata, I'm told once Wolfgang Mozart said, "Maybe, Another man strolling was Mozart Young Mozart, drunk sot, bellowed, "With Thus Mozart, drunk sot, gulped a snort Amadeus, the rogue, would explore There was a young composer named Mozart "The heart of my girl, I shall win it!" Vivaldi replied, "That is droll. "Oh Viv," Mozart quipped, "that's hilarious! Mozart, musical genius profound, There once was a Frog named Ravel (referred to lim composers as Minions)
Bolero, composed by Ravel, Composing Gaspard de la Nuit, The first time I stuck it to Nell Bo Derek says "Fuck to Ravel. In Music, Ravel wasn't God. Bolero by Maurice Ravel Bolero by Maurice Ravel There was a composer so swell, You probably know it quite well, One piece which Ravel had good luck with Young Joe and his girlfriend Michelle Bo Derek says "Fuck to Ravel. Ravel wrote a piece call "Bolero" -- My sister loves Bartok and Bach, It ain't so bad making a tryst, It's said that composer John Cage, Mike Batt is a talented Brit, Now enter the lawyers; Cage sued. Old Chopin wrote tunes by the score. She lost her Hart to a Cole Porter, And American music now thrives, "I'm sick of Tchaikovsky", said May, An arranger from old Dusseldorf There was a young woman named Margo, For god's sake, don't let Gustav Mahler! Well Mozart and Mendelssohn too, A Yiddish composer named Bloch "I screwed," claimed the whore Fraulein Thaler, Today for the first time I read, He died of a feverish cold, I can understand why you're sad; Also Beethoven has lost his hearing; And now I read on the back page, More recently over in Spain, A rumor I heard while I dines -- The great decomposers are dead? The enemies of Paganini I played audiotapes in my car. The Japanese student was serious. I confess I prefer even Spohr I like to make whoopee to Bach Well, Mozart and Mendelsohn too, Though the symphony may be unfinished,
An interest in limericks, I guess.
And if he'd know how
We all love the old cow,
He'd be stuffing his porky in Bess.
--- PeterW
Composed a melodical treat:
Musicians start playing
And donkeys start braying,
As hooves sound a rhythmical beat.
--- R J Winkler P8412 a
Which was not on the Hit Parade long.
Hoag wasn't disdainful
And said, "That was painful",
When he heard someone kicked Buddha's bong.
--- Loren C Fitzhugh
Our National Anthem some day
A much faster clip
And has much more zip
And SOUSA is SO USA.
--- Irving Superior
On a park bench with a bottle of booza.
In inebreiate state,
He wiggles his bait
To every young and old passing flooza.
--- Onewayout
Yet no one could manage to use her.
She wouldn't screw with them
Except to the rhythm
And marches of John Philip Sousa.
--- Isaac Asimov
When he penned the march, "The Thunderer."
Being born a bit soon,
He missed writing a boon
In re: Bush titled, "The Plunderer."
--- Loren Fitzhugh P0604
Who composed a helluva ditty.
It wasn't too long;
Just right for a song,
And it was exceedingly witty.
--- William K Alsop Jr
THE STARS AND STRIPES FOR JUST ONE WEEK.
But it became a hit
And now more proud of it,
A longer title he'll seek.
--- Irving Superior
At five wrote his very first rondo,
Which the world thought was tops,
Especially the Wops,
Who rated his talent as MONDO.
--- Chris Papa
"I sit at the keyboard all day.
My works, piece by piece,
Show a steady increase,
And yet I do nothing but play."
--- Laurence Perrine P9404
Denied flatly his marriage was tart.
He said, "Oh yes, dear me,
We've achieved harmony."
Adding, "Well, we have at least in part."
--- Loren C Fitzhugh P9206
The maid bent to fasten her garter.
Without delay
He started to play
Un Poco Piu Appassionata.
--- Anon
I'll be known for more than just do, re, me.
I will pump up the beat
And the crowds will scream, 'Neat'
As my lyric repeats Baby, Baby!"
--- Loren Fitzhugh P0103
Who loved making young divas' throats part.
He would set their lips on
His conducting baton,
And bellow as loud as a goat's fart.
--- Anon
Permission from you I'll play 'Myth
Of Myrtle's Behoovement,'
But, in the first movememt,
It's best if I start with the fifth!"
--- Travis Brasell
Of whiskey then gave this retort:
"This tune is too long,
So, just like my dong,
I promise to keep it quite short!"
--- Travis Brasell
With young divas, sweet acts of amour.
He would fondle their breasts,
While Constanza protests,
And conduct, with his wand, an encore.
--- William N Nesbit
His life went downhill in a cart.
He achieved no small fame
In the current party game,
When he favored his friends with a fart.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Said Mozart, while playing his spinet;
"Tonight, while we swing,
I'll croon just like Bing,
Sinatra or old Tony Bennet."
--- Travis Brasell
I'll give up this old fol-de-rol;
I may go too far
But I'll grab a guitar,
And pump out some great Baroque and Roll."
--- Tiddy Ogg
Your music is never nefarious;
In fact, I would say
The stuff that you play
Is sociable, funny, 'Grieg-arias!"
--- Travis Brasell
So prolific and world wide renowned,
Would be better received
Had he just once achieved
Something close to pure Motown sound.
--- Loren Fitzhugh P0304
Who wrote some tunes. But then, oh well,
I'll not be a minion
To any old hen, son;
McWilliam can go straight to hell!
--- Scott Oliver
Goes on, and I never can tell
When it's nearing the end;
Just goes on, my friend --
Goes on, I must say, very well!
--- John Miller
He probed new frontiers with great glee.
And in a bordello
That rascal, Ravel,
Opened snatches subdominantly.
--- Randog
Was during the strains of Ravel.
We went on to Gluck
But then ran amok,
And neighbors complained of the smell.
--- SFA
To his slow crescendos you'll swell."
But before her left sock's off,
I've gotten my rocks off
And smoked a joint to Pachelbel.
--- SFA
He was great, and his stuff didn't plod
Or bore you to tears;
But still, to my ears,
Give me Korsakov's Scheherazade.
--- John Miller
He wrote for the local brothel,
To help to enhance
Each client's romance,
Fast, faster and then the expel.
--- Irving Superior
No music can ever excel
For backgrounding sex.
The far distant next:
The Overture of William Tell.
--- Irving Superior
Who thought screwing to music was hell.
Everything went fine
Till he got out of time.
"Say, this isn't Bach, it's Ravel!"
--- L1544
That Bolero composed by Ravel.
Did you know that its beat
Came from beating his meat,
Till he finished exhausted as hell?
--- Peter Wilkins
This is file ovl
And which he made many a buck with,
Bolero is sold
To both young and old,
Since it's wonderful music to fuck with.
--- Allan Bloom P8712a
Love "Bolero" by Maurice Ravel.
On the concert hall stage,
They're the current new rage,
As they fuck to that rhythmical spell.
--- Anon
To his slow crescendos you'll swell."
But before her left sock's off,
I've gotten my rocks off
And smoked a joint to Pachelbel.
'Twas used in a film called "One-zero".
Though Derek looked fat,
Moore had to have that.
He ended up porking the perro.
--- Scott Oliver
While my brother's gone crazy on Rock.
Maintaining my sanity
Requires much urbanity
And stuffing each ear with a sock.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
To listen to Bartok and Liszt,
When you can be sure
If that stuff you endure.
That the tip of your stave will be kissed.
--- Anon
Would come and perform on the stage,
And item that he
Wrote -- 4:33;
The score being just a blank page.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Who's had at least one minor hit.
An album he made,
And on it he played
One minute of silence, with wit.
--- Tiddy Ogg
That silence is mine, John construed.
Agreement has come;
A six-figure sum,
To settle this musicless feud.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Some great, but not one of them poor.
A One Minute Waltz,
Without Strauss's schmaltz,
I'll bet that made old Johann sore.
--- Larry Davis P8602
Whom she Rodgers as much as she oughta,
But once in Berlin
Some Weill bitch Borodin.
She Mussorgsky-nise some way to thwart 'er.
--- Anon
In our concerts of Copland and Ives --
Such a wide social span
From the time it began
In those sleazy bordellos anad dives!
--- Keith MacMillan A137C
"And this Handel and Bach that we play."
So she put down her fiddle
And diddled her middle;
"It's time for Depussy I say."
--- Peter Wilkins
Was a rude intellectual "dwarf"
When his work was refused,
He stood and accused,
"You can't Tellemann to fugue Orff!"
--- Kathleen A Martin P8302
Who came when they played Handel's Largo.
But when they played Liszt
She farted and pissed,
Just to show what she thought of such cargo.
--- Anon
If Robert Fuchs, he'll just appahl her.
I think she was hopin'
To open with Chopin,
So put her Liszt Bach or she'll hahler.
--- Anon
Are good from that classical crew;
But Schubert's Unfinished,
Will leave you diminished
If that's what you use for your screw.
Had holes like a flute on his cock.
He could puff through each part
Of a tune from Mozart,
But he never dared whistle from Bach.
--- Anon
"All composers from Wagner to Mahler."
And we don't mean to doubt her,
But when questioned about her,
These men never quite seemed to recall her.
--- Vassar W Smith P9506
The newspapers stored in my shed.
And I am so sad
To read stuff that's bad,
Like finding out Mozart is dead.
--- Travis Brasell
(Some say it was poson, I'm told).
Suprising me more
Is the fact that your
Shed's over 200 years old!
--- Carol
Our dear Wolfie was quite a great lad.
Though he once was composing,
He's now decomposing.
The mere thought is depressing. Egad!
--- Travis Brasell
He can not hear audiences cheering.
Shumann hears just one note
In his ear. "Get's his goat!"
And who knows what more news is appearing.
--- Hilde na Beag
That Chopin's the newest teen rage!
In ballrooms they're playing
His music and swaying --
Too much for a man of my age.
--- Travis Brasell
In the south where it doesn't rain,
To Maurice Ravel,
They dance, I hear tell,
The Bolero again and again.
--- Carol
I'm now in church looking for signs,
And sitting in pews;
The priest giving clues --
We're at war in the damned Phillipines!
--- Archie
Well, they're Offenbach, it is said,
But there's no deridin',
They've gone into Haydn --
You're Chopin them up in your shed!
--- Dennis Hammes
Would spell his name as PagaNINNY.
"How dare they defame
So famous a name,"
In anger proclaimed Toscanini.
--- Irving Superior
My cassette deck would take me afar.
To Ceylon with Bizet, (The Pearl Fishers)
And to France, Massenet, (Manon)
Then to Russia for death of a Tsar. (Boris Godunov)
--- Mimi
He said, "I am studying Derius.
My interests are various
Incruding Siberius,
Ruosrawski and Rassus and Berrioz.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
To John Cage, whom I wholly abhor.
And listening to Carter,
I feel like a martyr;
For me it's a chore and a bore.
--- Kilburn K Holt P8806
Whose counterpoint plumps up my cock.
A fugue and toccata
Create a whole lotta
Good vibes when our sex organs knock.
--- Randog
Are good from that classical crew.
But Schubert's Unfinished,
Will leave you diminished,
If that's what you use for your screw.
--- Tiddy Ogg
My 7th is always diminished.
Devoid of my cargo,
The movement is largo;
We're pretty well spent when I'm finished.
--- John Miller
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