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A British man's knees turned to jelly That thing you see smiling at you, Confession is good for the soul, I stood in a warm summer rain There was a bold woman calle Bell An estrous mare winked at a stud, Well Countrygirl, if you are able, But during this meeting of lips A man in Southeast Arizona A beastialist out on a mission; I can see why my kid brother Billy A mare, when she comes into heat, When plowing a mare there's a trick: The trouble with boffing a horse The method of boffing a nag 'Twas not sex with a horse that was wrong; This young man needs help, so you say? This lad's not long from his mother. Fat Brits whip them over hill and dale; 'Tis said the Lone Ranger would screw At the site, you will just get the story; Makes me think of the flea, clearly queer, A zoo's habits oft interfere When a non-estrus mare showed resistance, I hate to fire women, of course; "Your horse seems a little bit hobbly," I bred a young filly called Della; A bigot, she was not too wise A zoo with a job at Budweiser A man bought a cute Falabella A girl had the sudden desire A horse-loving lady from Baltimore A zebra, aroused by the wipes Concupiscent young Miss McGarrity She honored the onager's offer, I once knew a girl from Madras There was a young girl named Lenore, The Percheron stud bobbed his dick His wife caught him at it, aghast! A math-loving fool, a Parisian, Our donkey, while standing at stud, A girl had a sudden desire The minature stallion looked up Tabby, whose really a talker, She awoke with a donkey pressed near, In a stable, an amorous Prussian His action had harsh repercussions: He knew that with fate he was brushin', The farmhands, their voices all hushin', A lady philologist (Libra), "I've got problems, my friends, I've got bevies!" George has the direst of need One ought not to express remorse A zoophile born under Cancer, I hope that folks want think I'm silly, A mare-lover started by soapin' her, Old Jake, by the lake, sits and stares When boffing my mare in the rain There once was a man from Gwinette A mare showed her slot to her trainer With his shoes some two feet off the ground, A crusty, tough cowboy named Mills Then one day Mill's mare had enough, Now, cowboys, this truth can be found True, Mills was quite hurt by the kick. A mule-skinning logger named Billy The filly was winking her slot
When he looked beneath a stud's belly.
A camera within
Recorded his sin;
The event was seen worldwide on telly.
--- Actaeon
And that you're attempting to woo,
Is the end of a horse.
You could do it, of course,
But it's shameless self-love if you do.
--- Jim Weaver Collection a
So, therefore, I'm telling this whole
Damn group that my mare,
Expressed not a care,
This morning when I fucked her foal.
--- Travis Brasell
And held to my horse's long mane;
I stepped around back
And poked her wet crack,
She only flinched twice from the pain.
--- Anon
Who got on with horses quite well.
Her charms were well known
Though she still lives alone,
On account of her strong horsey smell.
--- Chris Young
But he proved to be more than a dud.
Though she was in heat,
The horse held his meat,
So she ended up sipping his bud.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Just make your way down to the stable,
Where this handsome roan
Will soon make you moan,
By slipping you plenty of cable.
--- Anon
The female's all scrotum and hips.
To stay there at length
Requires great strength,
And trusting in god when she rips.
--- Anon
Had a ranch, and a mare he'd named Mona.
When breeding time neared,
He stood to her rear,
And served as official sperm donor.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Horse sex! That was his ambition.
He lifted her tail
She kicked! He did sail.
And now he's in stable condition.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Is driving his new girlfriend silly.
The randy rapscallion
Is hung like a stallion,
And she has a cunt like a filly.
--- Michael Horgan
Has a vulva which tastes, oh so sweet.
A stallion, likewise,
Elicits great sighs,
At the delectable taste of his meat.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Weight down her hind hooves with a brick,
Or else your damn nuts
Will dance with your guts,
While you sing soprano real quick!
--- Anon
Is public opinion. Of course,
I don't think it's wise
To award him a prize
'Less we're sure that he didn't use force.
--- John Miller
Is fitting a trusty nosebag.
'Cause muffled with hay,
You can't hear a neigh,
No matter how savage the shag.
--- John Miller
His performance was just not that strong.
He was young, he was rude,
And his ineptitude
Showed the boss that he didn't belong.
--- John Miller
Let's rush to his aid, right away!
We mustn't falter,
You grab her halter,
I'll calm her down with some hay.
--- John Miller
The stable wants to hire another;
Someone with more skill,
And someone who will
Know one end of the horse from the other.
--- David Miller
The French will eat all 'cept the tail;
And vets on stud farm
Can insert a whole arm!
But don't boff a horse or it's jail!
--- David Miller
Old cowpokes and horse 'Silver' too;
And I'm sure Mr Ed
Took Wilbur to bed,
Before being made into glue.
--- John Miller
No action, just stills of the quarry.
If he'd been any good,
I'd think that they would
Show a real human stud in his glory.
--- John Miller
Who mounted an elephant's rear.
Before the third stroke,
He urgently spoke:
"I hope I'm not hurting you, dear!"
--- John Miller
With his carefully-chosen career.
The horse inseminator
May sneak samples later,
Thinning sperm counts, whenever he's near.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Two frustrated studs pumped like pistons.
They swelled up and blew;
Their semen fair flew
And moistened her lips from a distance.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
It gives me a state of remorse.
But she, in the nude,
Today acted rude,
When she saddled up under the horse!
--- Travis Brasell
Said Malcolm, the good village cobbly;
"But it's not his shoes,"
Said owner Hung Loos,
He's hobbly from screwing with Wobbly!"
--- Anon
A spirited Arab so bella...
Riding that horse
Caused my divorce;
I could come with that mare, a capella!
--- Ogni Gioia
Was seized by a Arab stud's thighs.
She confessed he was better
Than the men who had wet her,
To say naught of the difference in size.
--- Actaeon
Worked the stables, which proved quite a riser.
He loved giving head
To the horses he fed,
For a Clydesdale spews forth like a geyser.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
And took the small horse to his cella.
The horse loved fellatio
On a 1:1 ratio,
Which pleased both the horse and the fella.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
To make loved to a big handsome Shire.
He put it in hard
And she flew 'cross the yard
From the force of the semen he fired.
--- Actaeon
Brought into her house the stud Man-O-War.
She lifted her skirt
And started to flirt.
He fill the great hall of her corridor.
--- Actaeon
Of a woman massaging his pipes,
Was up to the task
Before she had asked,
And showed the girl more than his stripes.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
This is file nvk
Finds men who can please her a rarity.
So she uses bologna
And a small Shetland pony,
Both of which get her off with celerity.
--- Grand Prix Lim 706 G1274
To use his large sex tool to boff her.
His urges were strong
And all night long,
Yes, it was onager, off her.
--- Anon
With a sexy voluptuous ass.
I fondled her rear
And her crack, but I fear
She preferred it with asses, alas.
--- Claire
Who liked to be screwed by a boar.
They brought her battalions
Of Percheron stallions,
But she always hollered for more.
--- G1271
At the sight of the mares he could stick.
He rubbed on his belly
Till he spilt all his jelly
And he came 'til he made himself sick.
--- Actaeon
In the donkey, his penis pumped fast.
Said she, "You're deranged!"
Replied he, "It's not strange.
I just needed a nice piece of ass."
--- Actaeon
Fell in love with a stallion, a Friesian.
He'd measure the size
Of what hung 'twixt his thighs,
And plot all his curves in Cartesian.
--- Actaeon
Got caught in some Arkansas mud.
We think we see traces
In very high places
Of this very proud creature's fine blood.
--- John Miller
To make love to a big handsome Shire.
He put it in hard
And she sailed 'cross the yard,
On the force of the semen he fired.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
At the shire he'd been asked to tup.
He made the mare gladder
With the help of a ladder.
When it fell, he was stuck till sunup.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Spent the night with a Tennesse Walker.
His smooth roling gait
Made a wonderful date.
And the horse rode on top -- that's the shocker!
--- Actaeon
Said, "Damn! Too much party, I fear!
God I must have been tight!"
Said the donkey, "That's right,
But only the first time, my dear!"
--- John Miller 0083 A
Ended up with a painful concussion,
When he swallowed the seed
Of a Trakehner steed,
And was stunned by the force of the gushin'.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
He became the farm's major discussion.
He was taunted and teased,
But was secretly pleased,
For the stallion himself was still blushin'.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
But the ardor within him was crushin'.
So he went to the mares,
And showed them his wares,
And entered with rapid percussion.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Said, "The time's come to send the man flushin'.
He was sent to the front,
Where the lad bore the brunt
Of the horses who spoke fluent Russian.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Was raped by an oversexed zebra.
She cried out in anguish,
In every known languish,
Including Swahili and Hebra.
--- G2490
The zebra mare sighed, her heart heavy.
"I just had a spree
With a sports referee,
But he told me that he was a Grevy's!"
--- Actaeon A
For zebra and such, but not steed.
It's got to be wild
And not yet defiled
By Scottish pricks and cattle feed.
--- H Welchel a
At having had sex with a horse.
They don't smell as bad
As some women I've had,
But they are a bit looser, of course.
--- MrMalo
Joined up as a cavalry lancer,
But he died of despair,
When his favorite mare,
Was replaced by a motorized panzer.
--- G2487
For eating, last night, some hot chili,
And Mexican cornbread.
And on this cold morn bred
A beautiful, feisty young filly.
--- Anon
And once she was clean, began gropin' her.
With slow even strokes
And occasional pokes,
He learned what was needed to open her.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
At geese swimming gently in pairs,
And then has the thought:
I'll do as I ought...
Go home...Give a goose to my mares.
--- Travis Brasell
I always grab hold of her mane,
To keep her from slipping
And me from near ripping
Her twat -- since she can't stand the pain.
--- Anon
Who had a fine mare for a pet.
He loved her each day
In a zoophile way,
And went home with underwear wet.
--- Toccatta
And winked it so he'd entertain her.
He loved his big student
As much as was prudent
And asked at school's end to retain her.
--- Actaeon
The farmhand one morning was found,
With his prick, to the belly
In the ass of old Nelly,
But he said, "I'm just horsing around."
--- G1249
Each day took his mare to the hills,
And on a high summit,
Mill's prodder would plummet
Into his mares twat for some thrills.
--- Anon
She thought he was being too rough;
When he went to mount 'er
He met with encounter;
She kicked him clean off the high bluff!
--- Anon
In Mill's tale, and by it you're bound:
There's always a bluff
When cowboys act tough:
Don't get your kicks horsin' around!
--- Anon
But fate was much worse for his dick:
While his pleasure was beasty,
The horse was quite yeasty.
Now Mills has an infected prick!
--- Anon
Always acted a little bit silly.
I just ain't too sure
All his actions are pure,
Since he's started to eye-up a filly.
--- Frank Ward P9310
And squatting and peeing a lot.
The ranchhands took turns
Plying her stern
And she proved she was quite hot to trot.
--- Actaeon
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