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The dreams of the fisherman's wife The habits of Dilkington Prodd The morals of Filkington Frodd A passionate girl from Madrid, There was a young seaman named Sid When Pete into Josey next slid, "Not at all, my dear Pete, he is sweet! There was a young man of Madrid The squid is quite dear to my heart; When your libido's blowing its lid, It began with a horny squid's wink, There was a brave damsel of Brighton, When John trolled for snails in the city, My octopus, found on a bus, And then there was Benjamin Bright, The thought of the rabbit on sex, A man who came into some money, (Bunny - a waitress in the Playboy Club)
A sex-mad dyslexic, Maloney, There once was a farmer named Claire, My girlfriend considered me funny Through the woods rabbits lustily flit A horny young man had the habit, There once was a rabbit from Nice An old rabbit fucker called Hora, That rabbit was taking a dare There's a rabbit in high Colorado That horny old rabbit out there There was once an unbalanced he-rabbit, It is the unfortunate habit The sheep in the meadow stand baa-ing, A penurious goon from Green Bay A Bostonian Person had habits, "Do people have more fun than rabbits?" A hillbilly from West Virginia The hills are alive with the sound The noted biologist Hugh A randy young rabbit quite fertile One strange night, just about three, I met her down in the sea grass, I came up short, when she said, The preacher was a great big Whale; Then the Octopus made a motion A school of smelt did play and sing, The Sea Horses frolicked and played; The party was a raucous rave; We heard a complaint from a Tuna; The moon shone through waves above; Locked together we floated upstream Desiring a partner sans vanity? I seduced my 'roo on the couch, The sex life of the kangaroo, I asked an Australian named Dale There once was a lady named Thalia; A randy marsupial, Reeves, An Australian redhead named Stu An Australian 'Roo' from down under, In Queensland a farmer called Blue A hillbilly farmer named Hollis, Unless 'twas a slip of the tongue The possum, a marvelous creature, Imagine the shock of that same A keeper in Hamburg's great zoo, When you see your first kangaroo, There was an old pander from Perth Australians in Spring, most probably, I'll ignore Chris' wise-crack 'bout size, That wallaby tale is revolting,
With octopus creatures was rife.
And she did something odd
With a large cephalopod,
To fill up her bored empty life.
--- Donald McGill
Are horribly gruesome and odd.
He dabbles small snails
In his ladyfriends' tails,
And lets them creep over his pod.
--- G1304
Are unholy, gruesome, and odd.
He dabbles small snails
In the mantraps of frails,
And lets them creep over his pod.
--- Grand Prix Lim 182
Once had an affair with a squid.
She said, "I've tried eels
And disported with seals,
But once you've been squid, you've been "did".
--- Cyber Geezer Playboy Mag
Who decided to bugger a squid.
But the squid squirted ink
On the pink of his dink,
And went down in the bilges and hid.
--- G1322
He found her a-wiggle with squid.
"A cephalopod
Up your puss I find odd!
What a comical thing to have hid!"
--- Anon
A tentacly probing twat-treat.
Suck-cupping my G-
Spot as I pee;
He comes jetting ink on the seat."
--- Anon
Who had an affair with a squid.
As he wore off his rod
In this cephalopod,
She squirted her ink--yes she did!
--- G1277
He's made flashy swimming an art.
He looks like my tuft,
Is yummy when stuffed,
And scoots under power of fart.
--- Anon
Consider the virtues of squid.
There's nought to awaken
Desire like a kraken:
Two tentacles extra - no kid!
--- Martin Rand
At a scuba girl, nude in the drink.
She grew hot as his arms
Foldled mammary charms.
Then succumbed when they tickled her pink.
--- Anon
Whom nothing could possibly frighten.
She plunged in the sea
And, with infinite glee,
Was fucked in the ass by a Triton.
--- L0456
He stepped onto some. 'Twas not pretty!
So sad when he cried
And then while they died,
He boffed them with remorse and with pity.
--- David Miller
Is quiet and won't raise a fuss.
When my lover feels dead,
But we'd both like some head,
That sucker will do both of us.
--- Frank
A contestant on "What's My Delight?"
They guessed at his habits
With little white rabbits,
But were stumped by his mouse and his kite.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Are seldom, if ever, complex.
For a rabbit in need,
Is a rabbit indeed,
And does just as a person expects.
--- Anon
Decided to marry a Bunny,
But the thought of the ears,
And the tails of the dears,
Made him skip it as being too funny.
--- Explosion of Lims P0206
Whenever he grew him a bone, he
Would, thus was his habit,
To hunt for a rabbit,
And get him some cunny from coney.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Who liked rabbits for sexual fare.
His pleasures, unbound,
Were dashed to the ground;
He was caught with a prepubic hare.
--- Donald Dimock
'Cause I didn't believe in the "The Bunny"
Well, tonight she had fleas
And a rabbit disease,
And a Faberge egg in her cunny.
--- Anon
Just as fast as their legs will permit.
Fornicating non-stop,
They go hippity-hop;
If they're French, they go lickety-split.
--- Bob Giandomenico P9010a
Of sating his urge on a rabbit.
He was asked, by some folk,
"Are they too small to poke?"
He said, "No, the hard part is to grab it."
--- G1184
Who had a hair-trigger release.
A lapin du cirque
Was four seconds work --
'Twas only two seconds a crease!
--- H Welchel
Was shagging a doe in Gomorra,
When, boy, the earth moved,
Which thereupon proved
The saw: Hare today, gone tomorra.
--- Tiddy Ogg
To jump on your hose unaware,
That her reputation
(Now in disputation!)
Would earn her a name as "loose hare!"
--- Anon
Who will cringe all the day in the shadow,
But at night will bestow,
On some trembling doe,
All the frenzy of pent-up bravado.
--- Keith MacMillan A025A
Was eyeing the does at the fair.
He said, "Even money
I'll lay every bunny
Unless she's a prepubic hare."
--- David Miller
Who had the deplorable habit,
Of viewing the cunny
Of each female bunny,
Then using his pecker to jab it.
--- Isaac Asimov
Of the rabbit to breed like a rabbit.
One can say without question,
This leads to congestion,
In the burrows that rabbits inhabit.
--- Anon
While goats, nibbling grass, stood there maa-ing.
Just gazing and grazing,
I find it amazing,
While rabbits are ma-ing and pa-ing.
--- Sheila B
Likes girls, but won't pay for a lay.
Among his odd habits
He raises she-rabbits,
But how they are used, who can say?
--- Grand Prix Lim 639
Which induced him to fondle young rabbits;
When he diddled eighteen,
He turned perfectly green --
In full sight of the Lodges and Cabots.
--- Edwardian Leer 043
I inquired of ten thousand fat Babbits...
Their sleeping and feeding
And incontinent breeding
Shows they have just about the same habits!
--- Grand Prix Lim 923
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Was humping pet rabbit, Davinia.
He said, "Rabbits, I stew 'em,
Right after I screw 'em;
I'll skin ya', Davinia, while in ya'."
--- H Myers T9801
Of the regular humping and pound-
Ing of thousands of hares
In their underground lairs;
For they reckon that spring is around.
--- Anon
Taught rabbits to dance and to do
Many tricks very well
At the sound of the bell,
So the rabbits taught Hugh how to screw.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-2116
Loved a cute little bunny named Myrtle.
When she said, "You're to fast,"
He said, "Kiss my ass!
Perhaps you should go with a turtle."
--- Anon
I found myself down in the sea.
I had a wish
To swim with the fish,
And fell in love with a Manatee.
--- Puff Adder
Introduced by an old sea Bass.
I stroked her fin,
Thinking I will get in,
And get me some Manatee ass.
--- Puff Adder
"No sex big boy, not till we're wed."
Then a great big shark
Spoke out of the dark,
"If you leave now, buddy, you're dead!"
--- Puff Adder
Ten thousand pounds he tipped the scale.
In wedded bliss,
My bride I kissed;
What you won't do for Manatee tail.
--- Puff Adder
To have the reception in the ocean.
Then the Squid
Did second his bid,
So it seemed like a pretty good notion.
--- Puff Adder
When I thought, did I hear a ping?
It wasn't a fluke,
Subs powered by nukes
Were keeping an eye on everything.
--- Puff Adder
The Oysters and Clams did parade;
Everyone's eyes
Then opened wide
For a sexy strip by a drunken Mermaid.
--- Puff Adder
We were swept by a big ocean wave.
I had in sight
A very long night,
And my energy I needed to save.
--- Puff Adder
It couldn't have happened much sooner.
I asked a crab
To call me a cab,
And we left to become honeymooners.
--- Puff Adder
My honey was ready for love.
Our bodies in line;
A moment divine,
As I moved in and started to shove.
--- Puff Adder
Then she let out a passionate scream.
I increased my stroke,
And then I awoke!
It was nothing but a messy wet dream.
--- Puff Adder
Consider a bout with a manatee.
They are soft, wet, and plump,
With a generous rump,
Comporting quite well with humanity.
--- Ward Hardman
She had a live one in the pouch.
And whenever we hump
With my over-large stump,
Her wee Joey keeps yelling "Ouch"!
--- David Miller
He jumps the she that he'd woo.
Once, two of them jumped;
In midair they bumped,
And broke both their peckers in two.
--- Irving Superior P8611
Where they kept all the pussy for sale.
He replied, "For a screw
You can try kangaroo,
But your buddy must hold up the tail."
--- Albin Chaplin P8611
Who with men, was an absolute failure.
But what she could do
With a male kangaroo,
Astounded the men of Australia.
--- VOL 3 a
Spent some time with some whores 'twixt their knees.
When they ask him for money,
He'd say, "Listen, Honey,
A koala eats bushes and leaves."
--- Scott Hendricks a
Went out to see his new love, Pru.
"Outback," her Mom said,
"In the desert red?",
"No, outback fucking the 'roo!"
--- MrMalo
Which I sighted, one day made me wonder.
Though she was no slouch,
Her marsupial pouch,
Seemed to be getting rotunder.
--- Stan Lee
Had sex with a wild kangaroo.
It must be fun humping
A 'roo when it's jumping--
I'd give it a go, wouldn't you?
--- Michael Horgan
Used possums and snakes for his solace.
The children had scales,
And prehensile tails,
And voted for Governor Wallace.
--- Playboy Mag G1255A
This "Hollis tail's" loaded with dung
A possum while hanging
Makes difficult banging,
Unless you are pretty well hung.
--- Anon
Has a tail that is truly a reacher:
Wrapped firmly around
The waist of a hound,
It makes sexual exploits a feature!
--- Anon
Rube farmer, poor Hollis by name,
When he found that the possum
Could wrap 'em and toss 'em!
It makes hanging and banging quite tame!
--- Anon
Tried to have a young girl kangaroo.
But she zipped up her pouch,
And the rascal said, "Ouch!
You've got half a peter in you."
--- L0665
You'll wonder if it's really true.
Its front legs are frail,
It's all ass and tail,
How it screws -- I haven't a clue.
--- Larry Davis P8412A
Who gave all the animals mirth.
He'd bend for a 'roo,
(How they love to screw)
They'd hump him for all they were worth.
--- Gearhart
Will try to go down on a wallaby;
Like girls, they'll play dead
To avoid giving head,
But make knees of all Aussies grow wobbley.
--- David Miller
This group knows it's a whole pack of lies;
My large genitalia,
Cause vaginal failure....
And bring tears to marsupial eyes.
--- David Miller
If I was one, sure I'd be bolting.
One peek at your head
And my feathers of red
Would be laughing so hard they'd be moulting!
--- Anon
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