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In Autumn the sweet stacks of hay The winter of our discontent; The colors are working their way Leaves full of brilliance and fire We have the same situation here Fall is the time of year Here we are, into the Fall; Beneath piles, like leaves in the Autumn, The spectrum of color astounds; With leaves turning russet and red, The breath of cool Autumn descends One of November's bright balmy days The autumn's bright splendor's enthralling, Green ferns, verdant mint, maidenhair, Days pass and the greens mix with gold; Warm orange and mandarin between, Carnelian and scarlet abound, Combinations of marvelous hue, Peak passed and the colors now fade, And Autumn has started today; I should sing you a song of September When young, with friends Nate, Ned and Niles, When younger, I loved most the autumn; The autumn is fading away, It's a little bit chilly today, There are leaves crunching under our feet. The weeds, they may all be dead, The autumn's a colorful blur, The air is so sweet and so clear; Entombed deep beneath ice and snow, By and by shortened days start to grow, The brown bears spring from caves to explore, The full glory of spring has arrived, The season of kisses and roses, The wolveses and frogses and duckses, It's Spring, and the flowers are blooming; There once was a little blue flower The Winter has brought me much grief, Observer, you sound like a bloke I I tried spraying mine with root beer; In Spring all the weather is raining, It is strange, what time's passing will bring, What a beautiful day of the year; May you all have the sunshine and light So now go out and take on the day, Rise up and hear the season sing; In April begins quite a stirring. March wind with it's stern, glowery blow, Get naked and dance 'round your house! I'm dancing around like a fairy. What Spring? Hell no, you are wrong! I should have stayed in the heat, Well, at least we've Spring in the West; Spring weather's for mighty good sleeping, The spring sunshine makes flowers glow, At long last, welcome glorious Spring! And soon 'twill be spring, of a sudden. It's winter ... I'm sick of this snow, There once was a late-coming spring Easter, beginning of Spring; Oh give me a break from that crap! Mother Nature's a vengeful old bitch, When spring comes, all nature's abounding; Spring is a season of rain, The sleet and the gales have contrived The trees a cool breeze apprehend --
Make beautiful places to play
With lassies who yearn
Of new things to learn
And "corn shocks" in more than one way.
--- John Miller
Innocent hours are broken and bent.
The clock-changing event
October's saddest lament,
"Where, has the sunshine been sent?"
--- Lynn Mostafa
South. I've viewed many this day.
The greens are submerging,
Bright colors emerging,
I wish Fall would never go 'way.
--- Anon
Fan at the flames of desire.
Curling smoke, burning cinders,
First signal of winters
Sacrifice on the funeral pyre.
--- Arden
In New Hampshire, land of woodstoves and deer.
The people from Mass
Are a pain in the ass;
When the leaves fall, they leave, and we cheer!
--- Anon
That the football fanatics hold dear.
I'll miss Dr. Laura
Because a plethora
Of sportscasts is all you can hear.
--- John Miller 0097a
The squirrels are having a ball,
Out gathering nuts
And spreading their guts
On the roads that lead into the mall.
--- John Miller 0097
Decayed bills with past-due on the bottom.
A sneeze could result in
A breeze, then tumult in
To.. .the fall of Gomorrha and Sodom.
--- Judy Grimes P9912
The leaves have been raked into mounds;
The crisp, autumn sky
Is a feast for the eye;
The beauty of nature abounds.
--- Cap'n Bean P0312
Soon from the trees they'll be shed.
Soon I can stop mowing,
The grass will stop growing,
And those horrible weeds will be dead.
--- Jayne
And wintery blasts it portends...
But as I sit here,
I take quiet cheer
As the breeze my love's tresses attends.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Encouraged me merely to laze
And languish about,
Until put to the rout
By the truth that such weather's a phase.
--- Loren Fitzhugh P0212
And the colorful leaves have been falling,
They are filling my yard
And they swiftly bombard,
Now it seems I rake...but I'm stalling.
--- Cap'n Bean P0211
Summer fading, fall hint in the air;
Autumn trees overflowing,
All this softly glowing,
Sun glint amidst leaves, draws my stare.
--- Joel D Ash P0312
Sallow fingers hold amber, behold;
The high color turning,
Prelude to auburning,
Straw yellow and lemon so bold.
--- Joel D Ash P0312
The glory of bright tangerine;
Burnt ocher a topper,
The spreading of copper,
High pumpkin accents Halloween.
--- Joel D Ash P0312
The branches with crimson surround;
Leaf veins spotted red,
It's as if foliage bled,
The blood shed as the leaves hit the ground.
--- Joel D Ash P0312
Champagne laced with burgundy view;
True fall brew supreme,
Mother Nature's daydream,
Yellow, orange, and red honeydew.
--- Joel D Ash P0312
Brown shade and dull gray tones invade;
The beauty dismembered,
The colors remembered,
Recall the fall treetop parade.
--- Joel D Ash P0312
Cool mornings are coming our way.
But let's drink some rum
While you fuck my bum,
And anything else that you say.
And of life dying down to an ember.
I should reminisce
About that and this,
But it's all too damned hard to remember.
--- John Miller 0105
Our autumn leaf raking brought smiles;
Now old, I am friendless,
And raking is endless,
But, lo, I'm still making the piles.
--- Anon
When leaves fell, I happily caught 'em.
And hoped girls took heed
Of Ma Nature's deed,
As techniques of strip-tease she taught 'em.
--- Tiddy Ogg
The sunlight has shortened each day;
With leaves disappearing
And wintertime nearing,
Our landscape is turning to gray.
--- Cap'n Bean P0112
So I'm wearing my jaunty beret,
And gloves on my hand,
My big, warm scarf and
My trenchcoat buttoned up all the way.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Oh Autumn, you just can't be beat.
The chill wind, it blows
And everyone knows
That soon 'twill be Winter we greet!
--- Robyn T9710
So go put the tools in the shed.
And don't touch the mower
Or even the leaf blower,
'Cause soon you will need the snow thrower.
--- Squirel
And the thousands of leaves will deter,
A lawn that's kept neat,
When you rake to the street,
And the wind blows them back, where they were.
--- Cap'n Bean P9811
The stars are so bright and so near.
The romance of Fall
Is sublime all in all.
I think "Shit, Winter will soon be here"
--- Jim Weaver Collection
The birth chamber of spring far below;
Winter days still unfold,
Golden sun sparsely doled,
Cold threshold for the season in throe.
--- Joel D Ash P0305
Melting landscape, diminished ice floe;
Woebegone faces brighten,
Now the snow traces lighten,
A warm glow from the spring dynamo.
--- Joel D Ash P0305
Folks inhale the spring air they adore;
Skiers shed gloves and hoods,
Lovers stroll through the woods,
Flowers burst into bloom by the score.
--- Joel D Ash P0305
Days when all living things are revived;
Evergreens shine anew,
Purple finch bill and coo,
The deprived have survived, even thrived.
--- Joel D Ash P0305
This is file nol
The reason why misses shed clotheses.
And boys so excited,
With joys unrequited,
Feel seethings of bliss in their hoses.
--- Anon
The stallions and bullses and buckses,
Where'er they may be,
In pond, field, or tree,
All get satisfaction from fuckses.
--- Anon
All the wasp and the bees are a-zooming.
As they sting with delight,
I'm in panic and fright,
'Cause I picture my early entombing!
--- Ystap TP9804
That thought it had magical power.
On the first day of spring,
It started to sing
And promptly was drowned by a shower.
--- Karen Lane
Though admittedly it was brief.
This morning I see
Buds blooming on trees,
And it's a most welcome re-leaf.
--- Observer
Once knew, sprayed his garden with coke; I
Don't know how it worked,
Such labors I've shirked,
But it somehow produced lovely croci.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Not one single plant did appear.
Perhaps if I'd flung
Some compost or dung,
I wouldn't be complaining here.
--- Steve
But just when the flowers start gaining,
The wind starts to blow,
And the sky starts to snow,
And my compliments turn to complaining.
--- L Bourgeau
With a season for most everything.
Like a fellow named Michael,
Who has his own cycle;
Like sap, his dick rises in spring.
--- Limericks Naughty & Gay
"Good Friday," they call it I hear.
Having shelter and food,
I woke in good mood,
So just spreading this personal cheer.
--- Chris Bolivar
That both precedes and follows the night.
And should trouble arise,
Have the strength to surmise
You'll find favor to handle the fight.
--- Chris Bolivar
Regardless of what comes your way.
The mountains you'll climb,
Just one step at a time,
And enjoy this weeks sweet Holiday.
--- Chris Bolivar
The girls here are for marrying.
And a glad wife's an almanac
Whose scented leaves point ever back
And tell everything 'bout the spring.
--- Paul Tabori
By May, can't control its occurring.
It happens each Spring --
I desire a fling,
But honey (who knows) keeps me purring.
--- Patunia
Precedes April's soft showery flow,
Drenching cold, barren soil,
Warming earth's wintry foil,
Making way for May's bright flowery show.
--- Bob Giandomenico
Jump up and scare your neighbor's spouse --
Then wiggle your butt --
Get out of your rut!
It's Spring! Go and act like a louse!
--- Anon
The neighbors are screaming "He's scary."
But you're right; spring is here.
So I'm flaunting my rear.
Even though the damn thing's kind of hairy.
--- Anon
On Tuesday it snowed all day long.
Covered up all the grass,
Gave the birds a cold ass;
Mr. B would have frozen his schlong.
--- Anon
Of Puerto Rico, so hot and no sleet.
On the beach in the sand,
Where my fanny got tanned,
And the rum at night was a treat.
--- Anon
I've checked, and the air's passed the test.
I'd dance outside nude
'Cept I am a prude
And my next-door neighbor's a pest!
--- Anon
And perfect for sowing and reaping,
And totally great
For tiptoeing late
To windows of gals for some peeping.
--- Anon
While through trees the breezes do blow.
And for me it does bring
One more natural thing:
Hormone-itch which makes my juices flow.
--- Anon
May joys appertaining to it bring
Us right out of ourselves,
Down from dark wintry shelves,
For the day and a half it may cling.
--- Loren Fitzhugh P0304
Like teen girlies breasts, things are buddin'.
Those girls exit houses
In tight-fitting blouses,
Which gives me a throb in my puddin'.
--- Tiddy Ogg
And the shivering breezes that blow;
While the icicles cling,
I long for the spring,
And the day when the crocus will grow.
--- Cap'n Bean
Because Old Man Winter did cling.
Mother Nature, so fickle,
Gave the old man a tickle,
And chased him up North for a fling!
--- Pencraft
What will this new season bring?
Life and rebirth
For all that its worth,
Life light and joyous on wings.
--- Arden
That Spring stuff is all claptrap.
That isn't new Earth,
It's El Nino's afterbirth.
But don't let me stir you from your nap.
--- S C Saint
Who has control of the master switch.
She will drown you in rain
Then again and again;
She's the epitome of the old bait-and-switch!
--- S C Saint
Lambs gambol and bird-songs are sounding.
Young girls are arrayed
In best fashion displayed,
To set all young male hearts apounding.
--- Arthur Pattaffy
Which can bring a great deal of pain.
When it rains hard,
It then floods the yard,
And it takes all Summer to drain.
--- Amber Cataful
To make sure we know Spring has arrived;
So it isn't surprising
That what's been arising,
(Like sap for example) has dived.
--- Anon
Air-waves of sweet hunger ascend --
We gently ignite
The cover of night --
'Tis truly love's season, my friend.
--- H Welchel
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