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It's Spring and the flowers are blooming; Aromas of spring do I smell; Throw Spring in the air and proclaim it; The sound of the frogs in the distance, The birds sing, before dawn has broken; The spring's bright inebriate moon I was enjoying a lovely Spring day, That springtime is here, I've a hunch, Ah yes, all the flowers are growing; It's now spring; I'm outdoors, love, with you; Sunny meadow! I see it nearby; Love, I see where my tool's to be sent; When your welcome mat's out, as a rule, My favorite season is Spring, I always look forward to Spring Sweet Jesus, I do love the Spring, It's amazing how often in Spring How lovely the weather in Spring; Glorious, glorious Spring! For scoring, there's no time like Spring; Though older, the sap in the Spring Don't think, just because it is Spring, Whenever the spring has sprung, The weather must be nice today, Ah Spring! Baby lambs...flowers growing... Good weather? We've snow on the lawn! It's going to be a pretty day; In Texas, on any cool day, The birds know it's the season of spring, These lazy spring nights of warm air It's Spring and the flowers are blooming; A farmer's young daughter named Chloe In Queensland we suffer from heat, When you can't find the cool in the shade, Oh the heat and the humidity are high, Of skin cancers and things that relate, You sing of the glories of Sun; This West Aussie summer is hot! Of summer there ain't much to say; The dog days of summer are fine, Mosquitoes go forth, multiply; (AC - air conditioner)
One summer I bet on a trotter The dark nights of Autumn are nigh, During summer I toil 'neath the sun. The promise of summer I see, I know that I shouldn't complain so! The flowers of summer in bloom, My my, how the time it does fly The heat here has gotten quite bad We don't mind your drivel, dear John, Last year 'twas a summer so dry The heat here has dissipated There's a lesson that we should be learning, No phone calls no e-mail no nagging, So come the first week of July, But if I find me a gaiteiro**, Soon the Midsummer's Bash will draw nigh; It is so damned hot over here, While we all beg for cool breeze, Sun-bathing beauties of old Feels like winter's gone for a spell; There was an old fellow named Jones, The season of mists is now here, Now, older, I love most the winter, Now older, I love most the winter, Old Man Winter has struck on the Hill; When old Winterman makes his bidding
Our lawns and our shrubs we are grooming.
I think it's quite nice
That's now gone all that ice
And that snow and we're harvest assuming.
--- Anon
The warmth of the sun will excel;
The winter is over
` think, I see clover;
The snowmen can all go to hell!
--- Cap'n Bean P0104
The buds on the willow exclaim it.
When Spring sun comes early
My head gets all whirly;
After six months of clouds, who can blame it!
--- K R Swift
Is lowering the winter's resistance.
And the bird's cheery song
Says Winter's nearly gone.
And the water is no more resistant.
--- Sahollar TP9804
The dove and the finch have both spoken.
There's a song in the air
Yet there's snow everywhere...
Surely Spring should be more than a token!
--- Vicar Jane
Which silvers each meadow and dune
With dewdrops or frost,
Will sink and be lost
Like the meaning of some ancient rune.
--- Mad Zeno
Getting flowers for a nice bouquet.
I didn't see
A very large bee...
I forgot what I was going to say...
--- Spudbug TP9804
For your daffodils bloom in a bunch,
And the birdies go "Cheep!"
Interrupting my sleep
From 4:30 AM until lunch.
--- Tiddy Ogg
The dear little buds are a-showing.
The days are a-lengthening,
The sun's power strengthening,
And soon the damn lawn will need mowing.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Walking side by side, sticking like glue;
Here and there, I'm caressing;
You'll soon be undressing;
If plans for this day should come true!
--- Allen Wolverton
In the tall gras, my Sweet Thing, let's lie;
Would you doff your T shirt,
While I lift up your skirt;
Point your legs, love, right up in the sky!
--- Allen Wolverton
I'll go mad from your love juices's scent;
I'll go deep in your quim,
Till my eyes both go dim;
And you giggle and sigh, so content.
--- Allen Wolverton
You'll take care of my most precious tool;
Though you rattle and shake it,
I know you won't break it;
Just stretch it, my love; that is cool.
--- Allen Wolverton
When birdies and fancies take wing.
Libidos grow stronger
With days getting longer,
And ladies get more of my thing.
--- John Miller
With the hopes and the joys it can bring.
The warm southern zephyrs
And healthy young heifers,
Who're horny and ready to swing.
--- John Miller
When girls are so eager to cling.
My peter gets sore
Till it can take no more,
And has to go 'round in a sling.
--- John Miller
My girl-seeking radar goes "Ping",
On a buxom young maid
Who wants to get laid --
It's not just my heartstrings go "Bing."
--- John Miller
So far from last Winter's cruel sting.
It isn't the cold
That's making girls bold,
But a heat that is making them cling.
--- John Miller
Though a girl be a dumb ding-a-ling,
Or a stupid old cow,
I tell you, somehow
I still have a yang for her ying.
--- John Miller
Be it couch, car, or creaky porch swing.
I'll gaze in their eyes
And cheat and tell lies,
And add some more sweets to my string.
--- John Miller
Still rises and prompts me to sing --
I'll still have the yen
At a hundred and ten,
And be rarin' for one final fling.
--- John Miller
And our orgasms come with such zing,
And I plumb you for hours,
'Midst warm April showers,
That I'm going to come up with a ring.
--- John Miller
The grass is riz, full of dung.
With a bird on the wing,
Or a wing on the thing,
I don't really care how it's sung!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
'Cause there's no one in her to say "Hey".
So, I'll go out too
And enjoy the spring view;
And with my three doggies I'll play.
--- Carol
Green grass...fluffy clouds...breezes blowing...
New eggs in the nest...
And the ultimate test --
To remember all this when its snowing!
--- Ckwhistle
Just what in the heck's going on?
One day it is hot;
The next it is not.
Ma Nature is running a con.
--- Marlene Lewis
I can almost hear my favorite jay.
See the kids run,
Being bathed by the sun.
Soon t'will be beginning May.
--- Tobassco T9707
Beastly summer is not far away.
By mid-Fall it grows tame;
During Winter, the same;
It will Spring on you, long before May.
--- J Burke
Their feathers, they preen as they sing.
They don't know the date,
But It's time for a mate.
Perhaps it's time for a final fling.
--- Arthur Pattaffy
Stir the senses of those unaware.
The scent of the flowers
Floats up from their bowers,
And strikes just like an eclair.
--- Anon
A young man's thoughts are booming.
His pulse is racing,
His eyes are tracing
The path through the woods where she's zooming.
--- Ystap
Said, "I can't rejoice when it's snowy,
But the blue skies of Spring
Entice me to sing,
Or to whistle a tune like the towhee."
--- Woontner
With ice-cream and ices a treat.
To encourage lucidity,
It's the bloody humidity,
Makes surviving a difficult feat.
--- Anon
This is file nnl
And it's 40 degrees Centigrade,
From your feet to your head
You can sweat till you're dead,
Your lifestyle must simply degrade.
--- Anon
And the Sun burns your skin from the sky.
Some folk like to burn,
And bake till they turn,
To a doctor, for a cancer to fry.
--- Anon
We have the most horrible rate.
To abuse in the sun,
To "tan till your done",
Then complain 'cause protection's too late.
--- Anon
You feel you could do with some fun.
Well, I'll tell you this,
I envy you, miss,
To your cold winters I rather would run.
--- Anon
'Twas a hundred. I will shit you not!
With thunder approaching
And humid encroaching,
I've become just a small molten spot!
--- Archie
On beaches bikini girls play.
All ripe for the plucking,
I'd give 'em a fucking,
If boyfriends weren't all in the way.
--- Anon
For relaxing in the sunshine.
So I'll take a stroll,
To the ol' swimmin' hole,
Get naked and drink some cold wine.
--- Anon
The dog-days of August are why
I'll get eaten or fried
If I venture outside...
So I'm in, with the AC on high!
--- John Miller
Who repeatedly ran best in water,
And then if he won,
Dried out in the sun.
Or else he required a blotter.
--- Ethel Kesler P9308
The Summer so quickly did fly,
Leaves fall to the ground,
As the year moves around,
Time to kiss the warm weather goodbye.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
To raise vegetables, work must be done.
As I dig, weed and hoe,
Water well, so things grow,
All the wildlife have feasts -- I have none.
--- Karen Pratteb P9309
On a spring afternoon, around three,
While I stand on my lawn,
Where the snow is all gone,
And I rake away winter's debris.
--- Cap'n Bean P0406
But summertime verse is a vain show
Of poetic slaughter.
Who wants to rhyme water
Or sun? Will you settle for "rainbow"?
--- Jim Parr P9308
Though scenic, still fill me with gloom.
Eyes water and run,
Nose burns (not from sun),
And my sneezes are heard in Khartoum.
--- Karen Pratte P9308
Into that sweet bye and bye.
It seems yesterday
It had barely turned May,
Yet in days we'll all be in July.
--- Rusty Smith
And it's gotten to me just a tad.
It's made my brain shrivel,
Come up with this drivel,
And clearly it's driving me mad.
--- John Miller
Though the sun has been shining upon
Your poor brain and it's fried
To a cinder inside.
(Well at least it's not totally gone!)
--- Peter Wilkins
I'd nary a berry for pie.
So I called to the sun,
"Enough! Pray be done!
It's water I need, not stir-fry."
--- Terry McFarland P9308
And I'm feeling strangely elated.
It was too hot to sleep,
And to sweaty to *beep*,
And everyone was devastated.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
With the hot days of summer returning:
Get some sun block applied
When you're tanning outside.
If you don't, you will find something burning!
--- Limerick Man
No up at 4AM and dragging,
Myself off to work,
To sit by that jerk,
Old fat Pat to hear all his bragging.
--- Anon
I'll be on a plane flying high,
Across the great pond,
To Spain and beyond,
I'll be back soon enough so bye bye.
--- Anon
Who plays the pipes like a tornado,
I'll stay in Spain too,
Until I am blue,
From blowing his pipes until they glow.
--- Anon
(In the States that's the Fourth of July);
While the fireworks go off,
We'll sneak off for to boff;
In the bushes we'll have some hair pie!
--- Anon
Won't somebody please pass a beer.
The sun is so fierce,
My skin it does pierce,
And I'm starting to melt, I fear!
--- Jule
Your part of the world starts to freeze.
It doesn't seem right,
'Cause pray as I might,
The heat will not slip ten degrees.
--- Jule
Are putting their tanning on hold.
In water, on beaches,
Full-dressed Georgia peaches
Leave peeping Toms out in the cold.
--- Deanna Silverman P9308
Buds on trees are starting to swell.
Bulbs are breaking ground,
Birds nesting around;
To winter can I bid farewell?
--- Carol
Who had aches and pains in his bones.
When down south he would go
To avoid winter snow,
He still ached, but in tropical zones.
--- Warrick Elrod
The birds sing with so little cheer.
The sun's golden glow
Gilds the earth's woe,
As it braces for winter that's near.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
When snow flakes and frosty winds enter
My homeland of Dixie,
Where warmth of cute Trixie,
Engulfs my stiff prick when I've bent 'er.
--- Anon
When snowflakes and frosty wind enter
My homeland of Dixie;
Where warmth of cute Trixie,
Engulfs my stiff prick when I've bent 'er.
--- Travis Brasell
Snow and ice will soon coat rock and rill.
First the swamp has turned white,
Turning north late last night,
Leaving lots of "white lace" like a frill.
--- Hilde na Beag
In swamp and low country there's skidding,
And skating and sliding
And fun cabin hiding,
By leprechauns cozy; no kidding!
--- Travis Brasell
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