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Confession; I've never been had And Pearl in the hospital shop, I guess I should settle for Shirl, Now Pete, sonny, don't give up hope. There's no need to settle for less, For sure I shall whip off your dress So quickly, bend over this chair The trouble with my eager Percy's And if you thing that it's a shame, If cared for by Gladys, the nursie, But hark! Sounds like Glad at the door. Peter, please stifle you rage; Sweet Gladys is half of my age; The fun that we have ain't illicit; The fear, said a nurse named Miss Glock, So I'm boffing this nurse down in Fla.; A naive student nurse of McGill Young Clair always nurses with care I love to see Claire when she's bare "Get on with it, nurse, do you hear? To the doctor, complained old MacMaddit, A promiscuous night-nurse has found A doctor whose penis turned green Oh nurse, is it terribly wrong A luscious young R.N. from Florida, A nurse with green eyes, gentle Dot The naughty young nymphatic nurse I'll sit on your knee all undressed; Wahey! Naughty Nurse! Surgeon Pete That uniform sure is audacious; Wahey! Yes; it's just as I thought; So short (touch your toes) I can see There's a hospital nursemaid whose charm Dick was sick in his bed with some curse; At fifteen I certainly yearned By burned, I mean real third degree; So I lay in my hospital bed, Weeks passed and I slowly improved; But one day that same Aide came by -- I slumped as she pulled back the sheet This girl was incredibly cool Now, somehow I'd managed to fake it, That Aide wasn't fazed, not at all! No sign did she give, not a wink How someone could be so blase... A nurse at the clinic, named Polly, While making the bed, Nurse McGraff, In case of libidinous urgency, Said the doctor's dear wife, Mrs. Dix, The Mountain View Clinic in Graybull, You may think this a trifle perverse Delightfully laughing and tripping, While dancing and licking the pole, And now that we've met, tell me please -- A whore who's a nurse in the day, My joints with arthritis, inflamed; My over-excited baloney, Nurse Kate at sixteen a sweet virgin, A buxom young thing, our Nurse Nancy, A man who was old and divested M.D.: "Why doesn't this patient get rest?" The Doc's helper, a real work of art, Those warm knees set me to brewing; Today all the Debbies and Pams Perverted? Not me! It ain't true; Though panties young Pamela lacks,
By any young nurse name of Glad.
And though I be burstin'
To stuff my old wurst in,
She says I'm as old as her dad.
--- Peter Wilkins
Whose uniform's bursting up top,
Has looks that are winning
But merely starts grinning,
When calling me "grandad" or "pop".
--- Peter Wilkins
A matronly kind of a girl,
With uniform starched
And of loving quite parched,
And some twenty years older than Pearl.
--- Peter Wilkins
You're not yet as old as the pope.
And that papal bull
Still reckons to pull
A girl while he's mainlining dope.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Your dream can still be a success.
Get rid of old Shirl,
Forget about Pearl,
And come get me out of this dress.
--- Naughty Nurse
And then I shall start to caress...
Oh, fuck the caressing,
There's something more pressing,
And likely to cause quite a mess.
--- Peter Wilkins
And wave your sweet ass in the air;
Now brace yourself, Nursie,
For here cometh Percy,
About to explode, I declare.
--- Peter Wilkins
If it can't find no suitable nursys,
To allow nice tight fits
In their glorious slits,
It rehearses, rehearses, rehearses.
--- Chris Lilley
To admit such a premature game,
It's those nurses I thank
For inspiring a wank,
Though, as an excuse, this is lame.
--- Chris Lilley
Control your most private Percy;
For if it should stiffen,
She'll give you a biff 'n'
A bash on the head without mercy.
--- Peter Wilkins
"Oh Gladys, come in!" I implore.
"This percy I'm flashin'
Need biffin' with passion,
Then tenderly nursed when it's sore."
--- Peter Wilkins
I'm sure Gladys works for a wage.
Are you going to pay her?
Or go with a prayer?
That Gladys can't guess your true age?
--- Dudesdead
No cash do I payer, or wage.
She does it for free
As she sits on my knee,
And our mutual lust we assuage.
--- Peter Wilkins
She pays me, twice daily, a visit.
On the shag-pile we writhe,
For she's toned and she's lithe,
And her bodily parts are exquisite.
--- Peter Wilkins
Of drowning would send her in shock.
It was known to all folk
She could not swim a stroke,
But was often found down on the doc.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024 P8305
Right there in the hospital corridor.
But I finish too soon,
And she calls me a goon.
Her behavior could not have been horrider.
--- Hugh Clary
Made excessive demands on the pill.
When six interns she'd bed
Every night, 'cause they said
It was part of the hospital drill.
--- Keith MacMillan 49a
And won't take me up on a dare.
She won't wrap that cuff
'Round what longs for her muff,
And test the blood pressure that's there.
--- Archie
And love the way she likes to share
Her arms and her charms,
Which raise no alarms
In pursuing our private affair.
--- Archie
What the hell are you doing, my dear?
Oh my god, you're fellating
Him; now you're gyrating
Around and on top of his spear."
--- Anon
"When my prick gets too hard, I have had it.
This erection's a curse."
Said the doc's helpful nurse,
"Would you mind if I took a crack at it?"
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-2177a
Some advice that is solid and sound:
That an apple a day
Keeps the doctor away,
While her tits keep him coming around.
--- Anon
Asked another just what did it mean.
He said it's a curse
From bonking that nurse
Too close to the X-ray machine!
--- Anon
That I have this great yearning and long-
ing to grab your attention
And blushingly mention
The way you're affecting my dong?
--- Peter Wilkins
Found that doctors just couldn't be horrider.
They pounced on her date,
With a young graduate,
And stretched her interne in the corridor.
--- John Ciardi
Washed my balls where I lay on my cot.
My condition was such
That I couldn't rise much.
But grateful? You betcha! Alot!
--- John Miller
Could cause a lymphatic to burst;
Or any such node
Would likely explode,
If she gives her best to your wurst!
--- Jon Gearhart
In your face put my bare naked breast.
And steady your nerves,
In my luscious curves,
My job's to see that you're not stressed.
--- Anon
Here. Your mammaries sure look a treat
In your uniform white
And exceedingly tight;
Not surprising you can't see your feet.
--- Anon
It clings to your figure bodacious.
Bend over, my dear,
Let me leer at your rear
For I do like my nurses curvaceous.
--- Anon
What you're wearing is not only taut
'Cross your hard-jutting nips
And the curve of your hips,
Why, it's also remarkably short.
--- Anon
That you're wearing no panties. Yippee!
Yes, you can help this Doc
If you take off your frock,
And come sit your cute rump on my knee.
--- Jon Gearhart
Gives heart patients cause for alarm.
Her bosomy bounce
And wriggly flounce,
Might cause their weak tickers great harm.
--- Bruce Thompson
This is file mml
His symptoms, in the day, just got worse.
But at night, however,
She'd stroke on his lever.
She was a super-good night nurse.
--- John Miller
For sex, but my efforts were spurned
By girls of my age,
Who wouldn't engage
In such -- Until I got burned...
--- John Miller
If you've been there, you'll surely agree,
You can't find a topper
As libido stopper --
It certainly was so for me!
--- John Miller
With sex the last thing in my head.
No sight could I see
Meant arousal for me:
My dick lay as limp as if dead.
--- John Miller
The dressings had all been removed.
I kept myself clean
And requests for hygiene
From an Aide would be quickly reproved.
--- John Miller
I quickly decided to try
To fake my condition
And get a rendition,
Of what this sweet girl could apply.
--- John Miller
And started out washing my feet.
I could hear my heart thump
As she worked toward my rump,
But she seemed not to notice that beat.
--- John Miller
As she chattered away like a fool,
And managed the feat
Of not missing a beat,
As she went from my balls to my tool.
--- John Miller
But Oscar, he just couldn't take it.
That insolent pup,
Just rose right straight up,
All ready and willing to make it.
--- John Miller
But kept up her talk, I recall.
While my dick, like a clown,
Just as quickly fell down,
Like a plane off the top of a stall.
--- John Miller
Or a nod. You would probably think
She'd giggle or laugh
'Fore I finished my bath...
But never, not even a blink.
--- John Miller
And then she was off on her way.
I guess you know why
This causes a sigh --
I've not seen her like since that day.
--- John Miller
Was thought by the doctors as jolly.
To hear the girl shreik,
They spent Christmas week
Chasing their jolly Polly with holly.
--- Arthur Pattaffy
Behind her did hear a low laugh.
She was had on the couch
By a man with a slouch.
She was sure 'twas the chief of the staff.
--- Albin Chaplin
And consequent constant resurgency,
There's nothing so grand
For one's gland as a hand
From those nurses who work in Emergency.
--- Peter Wilkins
"I will work as your nurse, just for kicks.
Send the men to the back
Where I'll show them my crack,
And perhaps I can fondle their pricks."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-2205
With little old gray men is full.
The new nurse is hot.
They ask her a lot,
"Hey, Nursie, please give mine a pull!"
--- Anon
(Am I stupid or crazy or worse)
But there's more than just sex
To this life... Where's my specs;
I've just seen the most gorgeous young nurse.
--- Anon
That nursie is waving and skipping.
"Hello, little nursie;
Come play with my percy."
"What that thing? It's hardly worth gripping."
--- Anon
The nurse shoved her hand in her hole.
Doc said, "You'll be curin'
By licking the urine,
But now, your hands are quite full!"
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Do all those nurse jokes make you freeze?
Like, "How can you tell
Who's the Head Nurse? Well
She's the one with the dirty knees."
--- Kaylin
At night must peddle a lay.
Since sexual repression
Can lead to depression,
Her sign reads "Insurance Will Pay."
--- Bob Birch P0301
Rheumatoid is the culprits name.
Nurse Bliss, hard of hearing,
Thought 'I' was inflaming
And wanted an attempt to tame...
--- Jim Weaver Collection
She wanted to ride like a pony.
She said "Your sausage,
I will hold hostage,
If you think you can make me moaney."
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Met up with a randy young surgeon.
He blushed with surprise
When she opened her thighs
And cried, "Take me!", without further urgin'.
--- H Welchel
Whose long slender legs I did fancy.
Just imagine my surprise,
When by the gleam in her eyes,
I discovered in her bed an occupancy.
--- Renaissance Guy
Of health, he had long since attested,
Was restored to his youth,
Not by gin or Vermouth,
But by fondling his nurse, so large-breasted!
--- Anon
R.N.: "Each time I bend over his chest,
His thing I won't mention
Springs up to attention --
Well, you must imagine the rest."
--- Laurence Perrine P8802
On a stool sat right by, stirred my heart.
He two knees, so warm,
Rested on my bare arm.
And (Hot damn) they were somewhat apart!
--- Allen Wolverton
About legs, thighs and sweet scruffy screwing;
While the doctor man toiled,
All my hormones just boiled;
Never noticed what old man was doing.
--- Allen Wolverton
Are attending their nursing exams;
I've been watching them bounce
Up the road with a flounce,
To the hospital near where I am.
--- Peter Wilkins
But I have me this underground view,
From a storm-weather drain --
I've been down there again,
Looking upwards. (They haven't a clue.)
--- Peter Wilkins
Her pussy resembles a yak's;
While Debbie wears tight
Ones, translucent and white,
Which ride up between both of her cracks.
--- Peter Wilkins
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