"When I were a youngster," said Fred, "When I were a youngster," said Bert, "When I were a youngster," said Pete, "When I were a youngster," said Kate, "When I was young," said sweet Nettie, This Villa belongs to one Helen; A teacher of tots at Eutoxeter, I sent my son out for some bread, Four toddlers were standing nearby, Said Johnny to Mary, "You flaunt it Though you're welcome to fondle and pet it, Lttle Willy is writing a text Old Willie was then heard to snicker, Little Willy had lived in the south Little Willy attached to a frog, Now would you please Clary-fy Now maybe you think this is silly, Willie treats girls like a brother, Willie's slowed down some with age, (Republican scandal 2006)
Willie and Fido once tangled; You'd think consequences were dire, Now Willie's one hundred and four, Little Willy, his eye out for gore, Dear Willy (who's far from a saint) Old Willie need not get much thickerer, Young Willy, with ruffles so frilly, Little Willy pushed sister Nell "Curiosity never quite pays." Little Willy, when just turning nine, Willie's a bit of antique; His mother, at first, grew perplexed, As Willie grew old he got wickeder. Those youngsters not out of their teens,
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They go on exerting their wills, I can't stop laughing to find Abuse of this type makes me laugh; A scoutmaster who was named Foggle I was instantly hot for Maxine, This was when I was sixteen; Fifteen is too young to be Dad, The passage from youth to senescence A tenderfoot gave me some sass; When young I went scouting in Kent; I remember this boy in my troop; In London, a former Boy Scout I guess nature's joke is on us; Her age just may not be true A delinquent at twelve, this teenager For money and sex, God be thanked! A protesting teen-ager, Kay, A fourteen-year-old, name of P.D., If for finely formed phrases we hunt There was a young boy from Thorpe School I remember the uniform hampering, When our very first hormone is born; Your flowing brown hair, soft and sweet; To live through the years of your teens, The Squire of Castle Dunfuddy Farewell, adolescent virility, Remember your teens when you thought ya' Some crudulous chronicles tell us While watching the school play rehearsed "I don't like to go out with Ted," When younger and still in my teens, At fifteen no longer a child, When Carol was told about sex,
"I lived with me ma in a shed;
I didn't have shoes,
For me Ma loved her booze,
And we lived on a diet of bread."
--- Peter Wilkins
"I dint have no trousers nor shirt;
Just rags, 'pon my soul;
And for food, just a bowl
Of old road-kill, raw nettles and dirt."
--- Peter Wilkins
"Raw nettles and dirt were a treat;
We lived in a hole
What we dug in some coal
And for warmth shared a shred of old sheet."
--- Peter Wilkins
"There was never food on my plate.
Nutritional nibblings
Were chunks of my siblings,
So none of them gained any weight."
--- Ward Hardman
"I longed for meals of spaghetti.
But the best I could do
Was the 'Paris Review,'
Chewed into heaps of confetti."
--- Ward Hardman
It isn't exactly her dwellin';
But her dolls are inside
And her joy and her pride
Is in tending the children of Helen.
--- Rudyard Kipling P8903
Who chucked their constructional blocks at her,
Was thinking, "Aggression
Is just self-expression",
When a volley of paperback Spocks hit her.
--- Kate McPower
Milk, spuds, and a jar of bread spread.
That was five years or more...
He just walked in the door,
With these and a woman he wed.
--- Pilar
The oldest being only so high:
Mom's tummy still swollen
From sweet moments stolen.
Now, Son... Time to zip up that fly.
--- Pilar
And tease me and tickle and taunt. It
Is causing more strain
Than that time with Aunt Jane;
Now I want what I want when I want it.
--- John Miller
And learn how to please me and wet it,
She said with a smirk,
You'll just have to jerk.
You'll get what I've got when I get it.
--- John Miller
Which has feminists everywhere vexed.
The cover's a beaut!
And Willy's real cute!
One might think that our boy's oversexed.
--- John Miller
"I'd eat her, but that would be sicker
Than when I was young
And much better hung,
And longer, and harder, and thicker."
--- Randog
Of England, where custom allow'th
Their kids cunnilingus
So, stroking his dingus,
Young Willy got down in the mouth.
--- Randog
Who was perched like a bump on a log,
A dynamite stick,
But the fuse was too quick;
Now Willy's a lump in the bog.
--- Hugh Clary
How fares that amphibian guy?
When blown willy-nilly
From pads of a lily,
Is staying alive, pie in the sky?
--- Randog
But I don't admire Little Willie.
When he nailed his sister,
He messed up her blister,
And now she treats me rather chilly.
--- John Miller
Says, "I save what I have for another."
He loves now, instead,
A lady long dead --
In fact, Willie still loves his mother.
--- John Miller
But still finds good ways to enrage;
Refusing to die
Saying "Foley and I
Are usually on the same page."
--- John Miller
You'd think it was Willie got mangled --
But Fido caught rabies
And won't beget babies;
Willie bit off his bits where they dangled.
--- John Miller
When Willie kept playing with fire.
But it's a no-brainer,
He's on a retainer;
The mob pays him not to retire.
--- John Miller
But still plays around with a whore,
Who is said to have said,
"After Willie give head,
The younger ones all tend to bore."
--- John Miller
Nailed Sister right onto the floor.
"Don't mar the paint!"
With wry humor quaint,
His mother yelled in from the door.
--- John Miller
With mum and sis showed no restraint.
He buggered his sibling
Then, oozing and dribbling,
Jacked off on his mom's frothy taint.
--- Randog
As long as he's managed to liquor her
Up under the premise,
His undersized stem is
Prepared to go roger her quickerer.
--- Randog
Fell into the fireplace, the silly.
Though the room has grown cold,
I haven't, be told,
The heart to now poke up poor Willy.
--- Hugh Clary
Right into our one drinking well.
Still there 'cause it kilt 'er,
Now we use a filter,
And hope one day soon we can sell.
--- John Miller
I wish Willie had heard of this phrase.
'Cause he dynamite found.
And whirled it around:
It rained Willie for seven days.
--- Hugh Clary
Got into his grandfather's wine.
His mom yelled, "You're plastered!
You damn little bastard!
Go out now and sleep with the swine!"
--- John Miller
His antics trend mostly to cheek.
If we had him today,
Most people might say,
That his life-style is really "tres chic."
--- Anon
But soon became angered and vexed;
Willie poisoned the tea
Of his Father, you see,
And his Mama said, "Now Will, what's next?"
--- Hugh Clary
His landlady gave him a quickie dur-
Ing lunch 'til curtailed
When she was impaled
With verve as he thrust a sharp stick at her.
--- Randog
Are impatient of lectures by Deans,
On restraining desires
And banking the fires,
That burn in their skirts and their jeans.
--- G0198
They use neither condoms nor Pills,
They does what they pleases,
Catch ghastly diseases,
And their poor parents pick up the bills.
--- G0199
That the "experts" can just be so blind.
Are they really perplexed
That young boys are not vexed
By adventures of sexual kind?
--- John Miller
I'd give them some practical math;
When I was thirteen,
I'd thoght it real keen
To lay a girl my age plus half.
--- John Miller
Adjusted a young boy scout's woggle.
Then with dib and a dob,
And a bob for the job,
Did something which makes the mind boggle.
--- Donald McGill
The sight of her brought thoughts obscene.
Her curvaceous bod
Stiffened my rod;
I almost shot cream in my jeans.
--- Gearhart
To look back, it all seems a dream.
The night on the hill
In my Coupe DeVille,
With Maxine the Backseat Queen.
--- Gearhart
Much less with a big strapping lad
Who can measure his dick
With a folding yardstick,
And too dumb to even get mad.
--- Anon
Involves a disturbing decrescence
Of youthful virility
And blooming nubility
That characterize adolescence.
--- R J Winkler P8502
As Scoutmaster, that burned my ass.
That night in my tent
I made him repent,
And found he was truly First Class.
--- RSSPB
With my troop I lay down in a tent.
Our hormones caused bones
Causing synchronous moans,
As we waggled our woggles and spent.
--- Peter Wilkins
With his woggle he'd stir up the soup.
If his face went all dreamy,
'Twas sure to be creamy.
We forced him to drink every droop.
--- Frank
Supposed he'd appeared so devout.
He figured he'd save
Only Cheerful and Brave;
And Trustworthy, et al., leave out.
--- Tubby Bubba
At 13 we're ready to bust;
At 16 we'd love
To slip on a glove,
And give those tight pussies a thrust.
--- Anon
But what are we all to do?
She just turned eighteen,
But you know what I mean
When I say she looks thirty two.
--- Anon
Had faults (none were minor) all major.
She stole and she lied,
And she did matricide,
And rather than change her, I'd cage her.
--- Al Willis P9601
But neither should be overranked.
Adolescent desires
For both are twin fires,
And each must be carefully banked.
--- Laurence Perrine P8503
Joined a crowd one cold winter's day.
She chanted out loud
With the antiwar crowd,
Until she got carried away.
--- Big Little Playoy Lims
Kept his room so incredibly seedy,
Stroke-books on the floor;
There were roaches galore,
And walls with obscene graffiti.
--- Robin K Willoughby P8502
To describe states in life we confront,
eg., adolescence,
That time of pubescence,
We simply could call 'down in front'.
--- Bob Giandomenico P9104
Who had ears on his head like a mule.
As he turned them to listen,
Not one thing he was missin'.
That boy from Thorpe School was no fool.
--- Archie
Those rascally boys who went scampering.
They risked quite a cloutin'
When they tried to go scoutin'
'Cross the valley to girls who were campering.
--- Anon
With our acne and pimples--forlorn;
And our first pubic hair
But with no one to share;
How the days of our youth hurry on.
--- Irving Superior P9607
So long that is touches your feet.
My love should be told,
For you're getting old,
And fourteen is really quite neat.
--- Gearhart
Is really what growing up means.
To get that A-cup,
And then fill it up.
Or know what's arise in your jeans.
--- Larry Davis P8502
Spent most of his time in the study
Of lusty young boys,
As they savored the joys
Of getting their trousers all muddy.
--- Norm Storer P9812
Attracted by blushing nubility!
Now find your content
In years that were spent
Forstalling impending senility.
--- R J Winkler P8502
Were getting your leg over? Torture,
Instead of relief,
Caused testicular grief,
When her father came in and said, "Caught ya!"
--- Peter Wilkins
Of a very tall youngster named Ellis.
Whose Pa said, "Ma-ri-er,
If Bubb grows much higher,
He'll have to be trained up a trellis."
--- James Whitcomb Riley
The boy told an eighth grader named Wurst,
"When I stop hating girls,
I'm certain that Pearl's
The one that I'll stop hating first."
--- A N Wilkins P8502
The attractive young teenager said.
"I knew from the start
That the fellow was smart,
But he's let his brains go to his head.
--- A N Wilkins P8502
I had permanent tightness of jeans;
And though frequently lazy,
My hormones went crazy
For girlies. (You know what I means.)
--- Jim Weaver Collection
His responses are no longer mild.
A glance from an eye
Or a glimpse of a thigh
Can well drive a young fellow wild.
--- Laurence Perrine P8503
She said, "Mama, it sound so complex.
Do you mean you and father
Went through all that bother,
And I'm just the after-effects?"
--- Grand Prix Lim 342 G1718