Though I know that this groping is feeble, I know that some sweat from a boob'll The law isn't very soon liable I hereby do swear on the Bible My tutor when young was stout Mabel And when I'm so old I'm unable LULLABUOY keeps you awake at night, (idea or tune that keeps you awake at night)
Sweet George had a flaw in LYMPH flow, (Lymph - to walk with a lisp)
Etymology has much to teach It was an enormous event, (Negligent - to forgetfully answer the door in a nightie)
We keep things and say that we've "kept 'em," An aerologist: Has he the task AGROSTOLOGY? Could there be Places in U.S. that we know, Studying grass, AGROSTOLOGY, My spelling is good, as you see. AREOLOGISTS scan Martian seas, Some day we will all emigrate Studies of Mars, AREOLOGY, AREOLOGY just had a big boom, I often indulge in ARISTOLOGY, BALNEOLOGY, old shaman's tune, The soul of wit is brevity; A gent who BRACHYLOGY used Collect postcards, DELTIOLOGY, DELTIOLOGY means, my dear friends, Nor does it yet even espouse When cut, I have no rings to see, "Poems are made by fools like me, Rings of growth, DENDROCHRONOLOGY, ENTYMOLOGY, the study of words; As word is to ETYMOLOGY, While non-intellectuals shrug,
This is file kul
GARBOLOGY does study our wastes This weird word is beyond my reach. I think that it's not a far reach, It seems that poking through someone's shit Are HAPLOGRAPHOLOGISTS deper Very long words, can't abide them, Word contraction or HAPOLOGY, Applying the rules of HAPOLOGY, Speak up, I say, don't mutter! ICHNOLOGY, of fossil footprints, ICHNOLOGY will oft explore Your verse is at once perfect foil, When LOGOLOGY a new reader sees, I'm a big fan of LOGOLOGY MENOLOGY, the workers friend, Oh dear, it's another "ology" NOSOLOGY studied by docs, Classifying diseases, NOSOLOGY, The use of PALILOGY clever, Philologists, languages love, From the stem word, I can see why I think POLEMOLOGOUS folks are all known Study of war, POLEMOLOGY, POLEMOLOGIST may study war, Old POLEMOLOGISTS in the corps, PSEPHOLOGY guys, quite a spate, They analyze the voter roles THANATOLOGY's quite apt for our Dave, THANATOLOGY, it must be confessed, I've no use for THANATOLOGY I've a VEXILLOLOGICAL lag, VEXILLOLOGIST often bragging, From the Lone Star rag of old Tex,
I insist that we can't leave out kneeble!
Said the grad with a smile,
"Such perversions so vile
That only a sophomore or plebe'll."
--- John Miller
Help slick up a cunt for a knooble;
In case I am wrong,
Some lard on your dong
Or grease from a can'll or tube'll!
--- Travis Brasell
To let you get by with a knyble
When plain common sense
Won't serve as a defense,
Then maybe a sizable bribe'll.
--- John Miller
That when I no longer can knybble
And only just grunt
At the sight of a cunt,
And can't carry on, still my tribe'll.
--- John Miller
Who taught me to dance and to knaible.
The stuff that we did
When I was a kid
Had the makings of legend and fable.
--- John Miller
To do just an old-fashioned knaible,
Please come and partake
Of the food at my wake,
And drink yourself under the table.
--- John Miller
As bad as a beelzebug's bite.
Your teeming head churns,
And restful sleep spurns,
There's trouble in getting it right.
--- Chris Papa
So some of his dates didn't know,
Whatever he'd wish,
Or when he would swish,
Away, with his high heels in tow.
--- Arline Zatz
About words we may whisper or screech.
At times it's quite clear
Where some come from each year,
But the baddest stem from ghetto speech.
--- Loren C Fitzhugh P0203
When Lucy, in mode NEGLIGENT,
Surpised the young priest,
Who fought with the beast,
And, instead of coming, he went.
--- Arline Zatz
We leap things and say that we've "leapt 'em;"
Then it just makes sense,
When boffing, past tense,
Our sheep, we should say that we've "shept 'em!"
--- Anon
Of studying air, you might ask.
Where the atmosphere's sparest,
He finds his work fairest;
To get there he must wear a mask.
--- Sheila B
A reason one might want to see
All kinds of grass?
I think that I'll pass;
'Tis a bit too boring for me.
--- Maggie
Where life's pace is pleasingly slow,
AGROSTOLOGY rules,
Since the local fools
Spend their time in watching grass grow.
--- Chris Papa
Like that tree class called dendrology,
Is great for cheap date;
That's where I found mate;
Spooning with lass, no apology.
--- Daniel Ford
The words come quite easily to me.
If my eyesight is bleary,
And my eyes are all teary,
It's clear I have "analogy."
--- Jim Weaver Collection
But some guys I know, if you please,
Areolas pursue
With under-bra view,
Of ladies engaged in strip-tease.
--- Chris Papa
To Mars, then our fifty-first state.
AREOLOGISTS say
It's all ice. It would pay
To start now, to learn how to skate.
--- Elois
Perhaps like kinesiology, (study of movement)
Proveide and excuse
For urges obtuse,
And ground for venereology. (study of veneral diseases)
--- Daniel Ford
With all lenses set to full zoom.
The planet called "Red",
Like a virgin in bed,
Brought cries of "Va-va-va-voom!"
--- Norm Brust
For which I will make no apology.
For fat does not stay
On my hips, Hip-hooray!
'Tis a gift from my great geneaology.
--- Sue Johnson
"Just soak, and you'll be better soon."
But I guarantee
The result will be
You'll look like a well-wrinkled prune.
--- Chris Papa
Each word to be filled with gravity.
BRACHYLOGY's core
Is "Less is more,"
Oft at the price of clarity.
--- Kim
In speech, left his listeners confused,
With nouns but a fraction
And no verbs for action;
Short sentences seemed very bruised.
--- Chris Papa
Has interesting etiology:
Little tablet writing
Could be check kiting,
Thus reduced kinesiology.
--- Daniel Ford
Remnants of where traveler wends
And has nothing to do
About swamps, quite a few,
Which grow where a long river ends.
--- Chris Papa
A letter found on a frat house,
Or a muscle found
On strong shoulder bound,
That bulges 'neath a strong man's blouse.
--- Chris Papa
So DENDROCHRONOLOGY
While okay for pine,
Can't date life like mine;
Try my joints which pain endlessly.
--- Chris Papa
But only God can make a tree."
And with inspiration divine
And "intelligent design"
He gave us DENDROCHRONOLOGY.
--- Norm Brust
Provide patterns of apology
For a deity's
Homogeneities,
Without comment on ontology.
--- Daniel Ford
The rabble thinks just for the birds.
But right at the start,
I'd rather be smart,
And lump myself with the nerds.
--- Eric I Seaberg
So bug is to entomology;
Likewise hysteric
Is gut enteric
To discipline enterology
--- Daniel Ford
The extant smart logophiles hug
Distinctions quite fine,
In ETYMOLOGY LINE
Versus ENTOMOLOGY'S bug.
--- Chris Papa
To determine our cultural tastes,
But some will have said
Long after we're dead,
They might as well have studied our waists.
--- Daniel Ford
It's all about what trash can teach.
To my brain it seems
GARBOLOGY teems
With indistinct patterns of speech.
--- Chris Papa
No matter what lexicons teach.
Though it water muddies,
GARBOLOGY studies
Whatever our sleazy pols preach.
--- Chris Papa
Is taught like comparative lit.
You got to go to college
To get this knowledge?
GARBOLOGY is a bottomless pit!
--- Norm Brust
In though than your average bekeper?
If so, do they know
Where those letters did go?
Perhaps they should ask a bokeper.
--- Gary Hallock
Tongue-tripping sounds there, inside them.
HAPOLOGY, sort
Of, makes them quite short,
Or at very least will elide them.
--- Chris Papa
From linguistic archeology,
Shows apostrophe
Getting lost as we
Accept condensing tautology. (meaningless redunancy)
--- Daniel Ford
The tongue-tied need no apology.
For makeing a new word,
That sounds less absurd,
And interests those in philology.
--- Daniel Ford
Sound sharp in whatever you utter!
HAPOLOGY is neat,
'Cause when you skip a beat,
It gets rid of what sounds like a stutter.
--- Norm Brust
Discovered amid the granite and flints,
Call to mind Mother
Yelling at Brother,
"What idiot got mud on my chintz?"
--- Daniel Ford
Those old muddy tracks on the floor,
Where trilobytes skittered
And dinosaurs littered,
While bold pterodactyls did soar.
--- Chris Papa
For Dems who would let Willy soil,
The office he sits.
Analogy fits,
Let's lance the painful rectal boil.
--- Chris Papa
He thinks of its meaning, a breeze.
It's a study, all right
That somebody might
Relate to the falling of trees.
--- Chris Papa
And also of etymology and philology.
Some call me "word nut".
To them I say, "But
That doesn't add up to pathology.
--- Norm Brust
Because all those holidays tend
On Mondays to fall.
A rare treat for all;
The lazy extended week end.
--- Chris Papa
To incorporate into my biology!
Here's what I think:
I'm on the brink
Of making my own menology!
--- Barb A1
To help when there's health on the rocks,
And try to find out
What it's all about,
When mad Mother Nature, Man mocks.
--- Chris Papa
(Confuse not with scientology)
Or with studied nose)
Is a tool for those
Who'd reach bottom of proctology.
--- Daniel Ford
Is a nice poetic endeavor.
Though it seem absurd,
To repeat a word,
Forever and ever and ever.
--- Chris Papa
And often, when push comes to shove,
Can dissect a word,
That you've often heard,
And leave it like a six-fingered glove.
--- Chris Papa
POLEMOLOGY is a war's cry.
Though at a first glance,
It could mean by chance,
The study of a stud bull's peni.
--- Chris Papa
To have good senses which have flown!
No matter their plight,
They'd much rather fight
Than reason with peace seeds they've sewn!
--- Barb
Enjoys wider terminology
That earlier thought,
Once battle's been fought
Grave fields present new gnomology. (study of maxims, etc)
--- Daniel Ford
But what word with "pole"' at the core,
Suggests other games
That men have with dames,
Which leaves them both sated and sore.
--- Chris Papa
Having studied all wars in the store,
Do often conclude
Without a prelude,
"I ain't gonna study war no more!"
--- Daniel Ford
One finds, aver voters close gate
On a pol favorite.
A win, to savor it.
While loss brings'em knowledge too late.
--- Chris Papa
And often tweak the exit polls.
They call it PSEPHOLOGY.
But it's more like pathology,
Raking through the now-cold coals.
--- Norm Brust
The lonely young man in his cave.
His girl may be cold,
But he is quite bold,
And every night he has a rave.
--- Barrie Eksteen
Should not be dwelt on; at best
On nerves it can grate.
Perhaps better wait;
Such science can be put to the test.
--- Chris Papa
And that thing that's called cryotology.
Here is one geezer
They'll not put in the freezer.
My text is classic biology.
--- Norm Brust
But in hall with each U.S. state flag,
Some were liked vastly,
But others were ghastly.
Designer had his head in a bag.
--- Elois
Braggadocia never sagging,
Consults Betsy Ross
Whenever she's cross,
Or finds enthusiasm flagging.
--- Daniel Ford
To the snake and the bird of old Mex,
VEXILLOLOGISTS,
Whose subject insists
On flags, and nothing of "vex".
--- Chris Papa