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Modern Turkey is a stealth STRATOCRACY, Long legged, long necked and big eyed, Now here's the skinny on STRUTHIOUS To wend way through life we all try The stopping of bleeding is STYPTIC, A lot of smooth shavers sure know SUB ROSA I lay here today, When Sicilians arrived in our land, A Don Juan who dined on Tex-Mex, Bill thought when he casually chose her, All can see that it's really quite true, A slithering, SUBDOLOUS snake Politicians rely on spinners I've seen SUBERIC farms in Spain; The barking from oak trees SUBERIC I yanked at the SUBERIC stopper, There was a SUBLUNARY sap Those caught with their hand in the jar, When witnesses otherwise balk, SUBSTANTIVE evidence at hand, What is SUBSTANTIVE is essential, A SUBSTANTIVE joke provokes mirth, Deceptive strategy, SUBTERFUGE, Is there SUCCEDANEUM at all SUCCEDANEUM for love is not lust; The SUCCOR that babies like best, I've heard that the monks are all fisters, Hero from rail bed would pluck her, A young princess fell into a lake; A lonely old lesbian trucker Said trucker, "There's no cause for slander, "SUCCOR me, SUCCOR me!" she cried. If some sort of spider were I, To extraordinary charms she'd SUCCUMB, Given cash, that powerful plum An erect SUDORIFEROUS swain, The sweaty glands SUDORIFEROUS SUFFERENCE is part of life SUFFRAGE in the U.S.A. Own character, SUI GENERIS, Limericists, SUI GENERIS folks, SUI JURIS is another name, To be SUI JURIS, a gent is She was a real voluptuary, A budget she couldn't quite master; When Ra sent his SUNDOG to pee, A SUNDOG is easy to see, To fit today's vogue P.C. mode, Some pols have SUPERBITY trait; Haughty arrogance, SUPERBITY, To SUPEREROGATION's call, The cause of her wildest elation Acts of SUPEREROGATION SUPEREROGATION dissected SUPEREROGATION is cool, Superfetation, you say? Our Ids we may often enmesh, SUPERFICIES enticingly bold, A very young virgin, virtuous, The scams in this world are immense Webster's wife caught him kissing their maid. While SUTLERS might follow the guys, The SUTLER purveys our costumes In selling provisions, the SUTLER The entrepeneur call a SUTLER, Solicitors, SUTLERS and whores
Though it pretends to be a democracy.
However, since it works,
Most of the Turks
Are content to live with hypocracy.
--- Norm Brust
The ostrich is said to oft hide
His head in the gound.
The the theory's unsound;
No such STRUTHIOUS acts were espied
--- Norm Brust
For those of you who are studious.
The ostrich genus
Will not demean us.
But it's use in speech is ludicrous.
--- Daniel Ford
And it can be tough to get by.
So why did the Creator
Make the load greater
By adding sex to STULTIFY?
--- Chris Papa
With pencil whose point is elliptic;
Does sometimes produce
Such drying that loose
Hanging skin folds up like a triptych.
--- Daniel Ford
That rather than let a beard grow,
They'll razor the stubble
And cut way to trouble,
Then need STYPTIC to staunch the flow.
--- Chris Papa
And let her with me have her way.
Concealing such slips,
Stay sealed should her lips;
Quite unlike today, I should say.
--- Nick
They formed a group--The Black Hand.
To keep it SUB ROSA,
They called it Cosa Nostra,
A named that seemed innocent and bland.
--- Norm Brust
Also liked SUB ROSA sex;
With Rosa on top,
He just couldn't stop,
Though crabs that she had, now sure vex.
--- Chris Papa
That she would keep their affair SUB ROSA.
But Monica squealed
And details revealed;
No surprise to any one who knows her.
--- Norm Brust
The word contains a,e,i,o u,
Challenge quite mental,
SUBCONTINENTAL,
It's one of the few words that do.
--- Chris Papa
Decided that bird's eggs he'd take.
And in move, not best,
Sought an eagle's nest,
Now Mama enjoys a snake steak.
--- Chris Papa
To make them all look like they're winners.
With phrases SUBDOLOUS
They take the credulous
Who can't tell the winners from sinners.
--- Norm Brust
Trees growing mainly on the plain.
The bark one peels,
But the tree self-heals.
In seven years, the cork's back again.
--- Norm Brust
Yields cork in manner esoteric.
But how trees survived
When stripped-bark deprived,
Is a tale described as homeric.
--- Daniel Ford
But failed and became just a cropper.
With champagne in hand,
I can't understand
Just why I'm improper cork popper.
--- Chris Papa
Who thived on each day's TV pap.
Now he speaks in a hush
With his brain turned to mush,
And a blank walleyed stare for a map.
--- Chris Papa
Will surely end up at the bar.
And when in a corner
Will be a SUBORNER,
With lawyer that helps them go far.
--- Chris Papa
And will not yield info or talk,
In stern Law's arena,
Just issue SUBPOENA,
And get it all in a cakewalk.
--- Chris Papa
Publication of trial is banned?
This method would please
Wild Willy's main squeeze,
Without Willy her rule is canned.
--- Darryl
Though not, perhaps, so reverential
As the knowledge addicts,
With their ego conflicts,
Would have us all be deferential.
--- Daniel Ford
As, sometimes, does SUBSTANTIVE girth.
Although we revere
The shape of the dear
Lady, who's soon to give birth.
--- Chris Papa
Means to defraud him you think a stooge,
But in his fever
May chase with a cleaver,
With little time for a febrifuge.
--- Daniel Ford
For answer to Love's urgent call?
I'd rather think not,
When bothered and hot,
Just let all the draperies fall.
--- Chris Papa
You can argue that point if you must.
But we will get high
Just by looking at thigh,
And quite hot at the sight of a bust.
--- Barrie Eksteen
Is that from a dear mother's breast.
And when men have grown,
It's generally known
They still think it's a place heaven blessed.
--- Chris Papa
But when they develop hand blisters,
To the nunnery run,
And with entrance won,
Have succor supplied from sweet sisters.
--- Chris Papa
Right where the villain had stuck her.
Providing Pauline
In climactic scene,
The melodramatic SUCCOR.
--- Chris Papa
Swimming was a course she didn't take.
A peasant lad came along,
Suave, bold and strong,
Thinking, "This could be my big break!"
--- Norm Brust
Persuaded a waitress to pucker,
At a roadside diner.
The waitress, a minor,
Said, "You're a female seeking SUCCOR!"
--- Observer
For that really stirs up my dander!
There's no need to hiss
An innocent kiss,
And besides, I'm not one to pander!"
--- Observer
Her meaning he mistakenly applied.
As she was scantily dressed,
He soon bared her breast
And suckered her till she was his bride.
--- Norm Brust
My spouse, to please I would try.
The black widow's mate
Once live, is now "late";
They SUCCUMB when you suck them dry.
--- Gary Hallock
This is file kil
Though not without a bit of rum.
The next morning she'd wake
With ferocious headache,
Thinking "No! Have I done something dumb?"
--- Sheryl A Lemma
To which politicians SUCCUMB,
Yields favors for those
Corporations which chose
To provide the most gracious sum.
--- Chris Papa
With effort at great sex, would strain.
It helped to provide
A neat way to glide
All over sweet lady's terrain.
--- Chris Papa
Tend to make one odoriferous.
But if you soon wash,
Well then, you'll, by gosh,
Be acceptably auriferous.
--- Chris Papa
Especially for guy with a wife.
It's always "Yes dear!"
Or else he will hear
Her mother expected such strife.
--- Chris Papa
Means that on each election day,
Most of both sexes
Whom politics vexes
Vote "No!", just by staying away.
--- Chris Papa
The young teen in bloom so generous,
Had fun with the boys
Who make silly noise
When rubbing on her mons veneris.
--- Daniel Ford
Deal tragedy or funny jokes.
All in five lines,
Which also combines
Rhymes for poetic strokes.
--- Chris Papa
When you can't make excuses lame
And say you're not fit
To withstand law's hit;
Too late, you're now part of the game.
--- Chris Papa
Supposed to be one whose intent is
To seem very clever,
So no one will ever
Know that he's NON COMPOS MENTIS.
--- Chris Papa
Free of moral's SUMPTUARY.
She played fast and loose
Accepted each "goose",
And diamonds extraordinary.
--- Chris Papa
A real SUMPTUARY disaster.
Now she's an old maid
Who's never been laid,
Since "'twern't no feller asked her.
--- Chris Papa
The Egyptians did not cry with glee.
Instead they hid
In each pyramid
'Til sky was no longer showery.
--- Kitten
Though not part of the A.K.C.,
Is sometimes called "Spot",
Though I'm not sure what
Is its solar pedigree.
--- Chris Papa
It is more polite, I am told,
To have elder rated
SUPERANNUATED,
Instead of one just too damn old.
--- Chris Papa
Too bad that our poor country's fate,
Rests in their hands,
(Or is it their glands?)
Of those who we should give the gate.
--- Chris Papa
In Manhattan shows acerbity,
Acidic glances
At tourist dances
From outlying suburbity.
--- Daniel Ford
Are those who give and stand tall.
But they are rare few.
What most others do
Is barely provide help at all.
--- Chris Papa
Was her partner's SUPEREROGATION.
He didn't get slack
But quickly came back
Many times for her satiation.
--- J'Carlin
Are often viewed with derogation
By youthful slackers,
Computer hackers;
Those who don't like interrogation.
--- Daniel Ford
Results in something undetected.
As Poor Richard said
From simpleton's head,
"The more you do, the more's expected."
--- Daniel Ford
Also known as "The Golden Rule."
A precious young child
Should never get riled
And harm his classmates at school.
--- Observer
Each kid from a different lay?
If the dads are two races
With much different faces,
They're gonna be pissed, either way!
--- John Miller
In SUPERFICIES of the flesh.
Though seldom the hole
To one's inner soul,
It sure does libido refresh.
--- Chris Papa
Wearing hardly enough in the cold.
She said, "You need, honey,
What I give for money.
By tradition, my heart is pure gold."
--- Elois
Had thought that love was SUPERFLUOUS.
Until a stud kind
With foreplay refined,
Made her a mother quite nurturous.
--- Chris Papa
And since there's no SURFEIT of sense,
The lure of the honey
Bilks folks from their money
And leaves bitter taste that's intense.
--- Chris Papa
Said she "I'm surprised and dismayed."
"No, my dear, you're 'astonished'"
The old wordsmith admonished,
"'Tis I who's surprised, I'm afraid."
--- Gwyn H Clark
Most often the best of all buys
To the horny van
Was what every man
Thought was the 'camp followers' prize.
--- Chris Papa
Of weaver's fine linens and plumes,
Which shined years ago,
But now seem to show
Tatters and tears from years in tombs.
--- Daniel Ford
Does care for the army like butler,
Though he's highly paid,
When camp maids get laid,
And officers sip something subtler.
--- Daniel Ford
Lacks manner suave of good butler.
But cash goodies rakes,
And small fortune takes,
As middleman-thief in ways subtler.
--- Chris Papa
All camp near the army in wars.
The first, for law-breaking,
The next, for cash-taking,
And the last for desire like yours.
--- Eva Amata
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