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Her clothing was trimmed with gaudery. My front yard is quite large and lawny; Her hair, it was shining and tawny; At the end of each charity ball, I once knew a TCHOTCHIKE fanatic A TCHOTCHIKE's a small little thing Collectors of TCHOTCHIKES dramatic Then given a few years to rest, When aliens TCHOTCHKES espy, TCHOTCHKES are easy to buy The headhunter's hut is festooned TECHNICOLOR, Hollywood sent, The TELAMON stands all alone Caryatid mate, the TELAMON Resembling stoney TELAMONES, I TELECOMMUTE from Bahamas If working at home you prefer, Male boss with "Girl-Friday" real cute, Remote office link, TELECOMMUTE, Very TELEGENIC was Kitty; TELEGENIC, that's usually enough. The result is a great imperfection So Nixon, who had a nose hook, I sometimes wax a bit theological In purpose TELEOLOGICAL Those things of the earth, TELLURIAN, The TEMBLOR they felt in L.A. The storekeeper's help worked like elves The earth-shaking following TEMBLOR Post multiple climaxes, Gwen TEMERITY, theme that recalls With his recklessness, TEMERITY, Testing an intern's sincerity, Flagrant boldness, TEMERITY, The Spanish for TEMERITY is "cojones," It may be exceedingly wise I once heard of a virgin wise, He was just within reach of his prize, The basic discourse that's TENDENTIOUS Those who display a manner pretentious Our pols are a TENDENTIOUS lot, An item of common faith, TENET: A perfecto's a kind of cigar, The long and elliptical TERETE Have I ever seen something TERETE? Was it some joint a guy rolled, TERGIVERSATION, I'd say Evasive words, TERGIVERSATION. John Kerry's TERGIVERSATION To Virginia, the world did chant, Shakespeare's Shrew was a TERMAGANT, There once was a dancer named Dorian TERPSICHOREAN talent I've none; TERRAIN is the lay of the land. Let us speak of a mental TERRAIN, The lay of the land is TERRAIN, Hard-shelled as a tortoise, TESTACEOUS, What's strange is brick color TESTACEOUS. TESTACEOUS, the word simply fools This hormone of which you do speak, Irritable people are TETCHY, Right side to downside up, TETE-BECHE, I probably would make a mess, The seas and oceans THALASSIC Water flows along the THALWEG, A THALWEG is a useful line,
Her speech was mostly bawdry.
So it's no surprise
That among all the guys,
Her reputation was somewhat TAWDRY.
--- Norm Brust
It's covered with leaves, sere and TAWNY.
It really needs sweeping,
But to bed I'm creeping;
The sight makes me tired and yawny.
--- Chris Papa
Her figure was fragile and fauny.
Her voice like a dove;
She was made for my love,
But her boyfriend was brutish and brawny.
--- Jim
You'll see a polite free-for-all
To get a TCHOTCHIKE bag
So the rich can brag,
"I just leave it for the maid in the hall."
--- Norm Brust
Who overcame her hubby's static,
'Bout what she could buy,
And spent to the sky,
Getting stuff to fill up the attic.
--- Chris Papa
Not gaudy or gauche like the bling,
Of folks who have cash
And love things that flash,
Delighting the Jeweler, "Ka-ching!"
--- Chris Papa
Do so with a flair quite emphatic.
They lug home the stuff
And when there's enough,
They stow it all up in the attic.
--- Chris Papa
Those goods at Faire Marshall's behest,
Go to yard sale
As junk by the bale,
That fool's gold: TCHOTCHIKE treasure chest.
--- Larry McGrath
They'll scratch heads and wonder why
They came to a place
That's cramped for space,
With bad taste that one can't deny.
--- Chris Papa
So I always wonder why
Do I bring them home
From wherever I roam;
Dusting each one with a sigh?
--- Barb
With TCHOTCHKES the civilized lampooned.
His collection of fingers,
The grisly harbingers
Of the fate awaiting the marooned.
--- Eric Seaberg
Great touch of veracity lent,
Made films hued and bright,
They still are all right,
Except for their sleazy content!
--- Chris Papa
Or perhaps in a group flanking throne,
Or holding the planet,
We take him for granite.
Do you think that his heart's made of stone?
--- Gary Hallock
Has another meaning (well I swan!)
For male nematodes
Wanting sexy nodes
And cloacal kissing marathon.
--- Daniel Ford
These hoods are a bunch of phonies.
They, each of them try
To look like wiseguy,
But they're just plain old Vinnys and Tonys.
--- Norm Brust
While lounging around in pajamas...
The perfect work setting,
But lately, I'm getting
A breath that smells much like a llama's!
--- Observer
And riding to work you'd defer,
Give computer a boot.
Learn to TELECOMMUTE.
You work staying right where you were.
--- Harold
When she wants to TELECOMMUTE,
He can't make a pass,
Or play at grab-ass,
And other things he'd like to boot.
--- Chris Papa
Allows some the chgance to avoid suit.
Although there is risk
Of rumor mill brisk,
And very small chance to refute.
--- Daniel
She got a good job in the city.
Brains were not required,
'Twas how she was wired.
She just stood around and looked pretty.
--- Bob Dvorak
You don't really need the right stuff.
Just tell a few jokes
And smile at the folks.
And in Congress they'll plant your duff.
--- Norm Brust
Whenever we hold an election.
The great mass is swayed
By what's TV played,
And makes TELEGENIC selection.
--- Chris Papa
And beard and resembled a crook,
While Kennedy shaved
And yet misbehaved,
And did not quite play by the book.
--- Chris Papa
Viewing Alaska's teleogical
Mountains and streams
But some folk go to extremes,
Passing laws a tad bit pathological.
--- Barb
There may be really a logical
Sequence of reasoning,
No use Cartesianing:
For the birds! Ornithological.
--- Daniel Ford
Whether from here or Manchurian,
Survive as stoic
Clay mesozoic,
With imprints of shells Silurian.
--- Daniel Ford
Occurred with a couples sex play;
The lady on top
Hoped it wouldn't stop,
Enjoying its orgasmic sway.
--- Chris Papa
Assembling displays for the shelves.
The TEMBLOR that day
Wreaked hell in L.A.--
Displays diassembled themselves.
--- Bob Dvorak
Played havoc with that store assembler,
Who explained the delay
That did happen that day,
Because he was a great dissembler.
--- Daniel Ford
Said, "Bob, though I've had several men,
Your styles a resembler
Of 8.3 temblor;
Let's shake, rattle, and roll it again."
--- Bob Dvorak
That place where audacity falls.
And calls into play
The word that we say
To imply that the doer has "balls".
--- Chris Papa
The "hot young lover's" claimed verity
Was called into question
At the slight suggestion
His tool did lack some dexterity.
--- Daniel Ford
Willy had the TEMERITY,
In his manner slick,
Urged the cigar trick,
Treating soft spot with asperity.
--- Chris
This is file kgl
Should be a greater rarity
In Washington climes,
For these pressing times
Bring reporter's vulgarity.
--- Daniel Ford
But some of these Latinos are phonies.
They come on as macho,
But crumble like a nacho
When up against Vinnys and Tonys. (implied Mafia)
--- Norm Brust
To take a breath and TEMPORIZE
And quick quit the scene
If she's under sixteen,
Despite the "Yes, Yes" in her eyes.
--- Chris Papa
Who with dates would just TEMPORIZE,
And quite little show.
The potential beau,
Much less let him get near her thighs.
--- Chris Papa
When she began to TEMPORIZE.
And as she turned cool,
So did his tool,
As it diminished quickly in size.
--- Norm Brust
Does oft risk becoming contentious.
In taking on airs,
That trending prepares
The parties for people pretentious.
--- Daniel Ford
Also tend to be TENDENTIOUS.
They approadch the news
With prejudiced views,
And launch discussions contentious.
--- Norm Brust
Most wrapped in some rhetoric hot.
As result, when all's done,
Thay have lots of fun,
But legislate barely a jot.
--- Chris Papa
That Solons should be in the Senate.
But our diplomats
Are dips and fat cats,
Like those Keystone Kops from Mack Sennet.
--- Daniel Ford
More convenient than others, by far.
Its shape, TERETE,
Keeps the mouth-end neat;
You can light while driving a car.
--- Norm Brust
Is included in "Sex Toys Complete."
In cleaning such things,
The modern-day kings
Did avoid infectious spirochete.
--- Daniel Ford
I think so, it might have been sweet.
Something they hawk
On the seaside boardwalk:
Taffy, which dentists think neat.
--- Chris Papa
Which tart "Mary Jane" would enfold,
Then light tapered end
And share with a friend,
Who called it "Acapulco Gold."
--- Chris Papa
Was best Willy Clinton forte.
He tried to give fizz
To simple verb "is"
And define sex in a new way.
--- Chris Papa
Make not a proper conversation.
But intend to escape
The teasing and jape
That accrue to such aberration.
--- Daniel Ford
Worried a jittery nation.
So even his "fast boat"
Couldn't get folks to vote
For his policy of accommodation.
--- Norm Brust
"Stop being such an old TERMAGANT."
"This Wolfe cannot be,
In sheep's clothes", said she,
And went on with her tireless rant.
--- Sue Johnson
Matronly things shrieking again't.
Her behgavior cold,
Belied that of scold,
A VIRAGO unrepentant.
--- Daniel Ford
Who was famed for his skills TERPSICHOREAN.
His repertoire was Asian.
It included Malaysian,
Siamese, Javanese and Korean.
--- Norm Brust
I have two left feet 'stead of one.
By genetics bound
To be glued to the ground,
A big klutz when all's said and done.
--- Chris Papa
With friend Lucy she DID all the band,
While I the voyeur
Stayed in the foyer
Tending to matters at hand.
--- Daniel Ford
Existing somewhere in the brain,
Mysterious place,
Brings smile on your face,
Or grabs onto a grimace of pain.
--- Chris Papa
Mathematically described with strain
Of topology.
Meteorology
Calculates it's goin' ta rain.
--- Daniel Ford
Allows one to be ever gracious;
Imperturbable,
Undisturbable,
Able to hand the bodacious.
--- Daniel Ford
It sounds bilious or audacious.
Not something, I think,
For my bathroom sink,
Unless temporary, fugacious.
--- Daniel Ford
And seem to break all the rules.
'Cause just to be fair,
It seems to come where
It refers to the old "family jewels".
--- Chris Papa
TESTOSTERONE, drives even the meek
To buy her a meal,
Just to cop a feel
When they're dressed in clothes oh so chic.
--- Darryl
As acid is intaglio etchy.
But if not placid,
They are jack acid,
And their people skills are quite sketchy.
--- Daniel Ford
Is an interesting way to mesh --
If prone or on hoof,
To faire soixante-neuf,
Is to avoid the need for a creche.
--- Daniel Ford
Defining today's word with guess.
Instead of some stamps,
Pertaining to "Vamps",
Or head mistress with PMS.
--- Chris Papa
Predate the ages Triassic,
European rocks,
Amphibian stocks,
And even now kicks Jurassic. (si, senor)
--- Daniel Ford
Unless a dam keeps in in check,
In which case the Thal,
No valley at all,
Is jammed by the blocked bottleneck.
--- Daniel Ford
In valley, a low nether spine,
Or boundary mark, stark,
With no question mark,
That borders of states will define.
--- Chris Papa
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