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The zealous fanatic TUB-THUMPER The wisdom of judge with his gavel Pursuing cheese, this TUROPHILE, IMPROMPTU means do on the spot; We met in a pub (I was skint). Watch out for extant TYPHOID MARY, When TYPHOON, the brick wall of the sea A lithe lovely lass from Rangoon Pacific cyclones are termed TYPHOON, A TYRO who's prone to mistake The neophyte is a TYRO, I've recently heard it said, An arbitrary edict, UKASE, The executive order, UKASE, There once was a pastoral UKASE, UKASE is unjust order, crass, A parent sometimes is driven Those bristling hairs are ULOTRICHOUS, You have to be somewhat unruly ULTIMA THULE there in the North, Those who will take a UV bath, If you would look old early, my friend, It's legal and as good as grass, (report that UV releases endorphins for high)
Your startling opinion quite frank, It's the other poor docs, quite alas, Beyond the mountains, ULTRAMONTANE, The actress, supposed to ULULATE, Women in mourning may ULULATE Last Christmas in our remote state It's no matter how long you wait, UMPIRES are fallible people, Rule authority is UMPIRE, A twelfth of something's UNCIARY, I thought UNCIARY real neat; Derogate, UNCOMPLIMENTARY, UNCOMPLIMENTARY phrase sticks, Sixty of years of marriage they knew. Divide eleven, UNDECIMAL, UNDECIMAL roll of the dice Sweet scansion our work UNDERGIRDS, At sea where the waves UNDULATE, Characterized by waves, UNDULATE, The dancer, in order to tittilate When I UNDULATE on the ocean, Here's a tale of pirates, me hearties, An UNGUINOUS child that I knew With riches made from tires bald, The old queen bent over her bed The Queen who could not be refused, Said the knight to the Queen, "Please, Ma'am, I do think that I've done my share. We both seem to have done our best, It wasn't "digest" came to mind, If as UNGULATE I had to be born, If I'd rather not smell like a goat, So please don't get mad or reprovy, An UNREGENERATE rake, UNREGENERATE feminist gal Unregenerate dirty old Mike UNTENABLE site for a fray, If out of trouble you'd stay, UNTENABLE ground can ensue It doesn't pay to get in too deep Enron employed URIAH HEEP; Those ancient Cantebury Tales Poor Adam, who toward the Lord bent, The earliest reference, URTEXT,
May be a fire and brimstone grumper
Of the Baptist sort,
Who would hold the fort
Against the most ardent bone jumper.
--- Daniel Ford
Couldn't help me to unravel
That TUROPHILE meant
A guy on cheese bent,
Instead of a real love for travel.
--- Chris Papa
Will seek many tastes like Europhile
Whose hope for love, logs
Many kisses of frogs,
Though perhaps she's just an anurophile.
--- Daniel Ford
As skill which it seems I have not.
To create a rhyme
In a shortness of time
Is like urging a turtle to trot.
--- Jim
She said she'd drink beer, with a glint
That presaged success.
No need for excess;
She yielded, a two-bitter bint. (Aussie slang - woman)
--- Nick
Who oft thinks hand-washing contrary.
And spreads disease dire
As she gets a hire,
Infecting the folks who're not wary.
--- Chris Papa
Does destroy every home, crop and tree,
Start a new nomenclature
For old Mother Nature,
The Malevolent Witch of Debris.
--- Elois
Was caught in a raging TYPHOON.
Her rainments in shreds
Turned most fellows' heads,
As she turned and she gave them a "moon".
--- Chris Papa
Whose winds bring damages widely strewn.
The naked power
Makes tycoons glower
At losses suffered at nature's tune.
--- Daniel Ford
Will some of the rules swiftly break,
But then in good turn,
If willing to learn,
Another 'team player' will make.
--- Chris Papa
Whose faults may upset the gyro,
Causing error which might
Lead the Switzerland flight,
To be seen landing in Cairo.
--- Daniel Ford
That with D.C. interns abed,
And Congress disgraced,
They've really replaced
Butter as the UBIQUITOUS spread.
--- Chris Papa
Or executive order you face,
Whatever fiat,
Or even diktat
Will leave you 'twixt rack and hard place.
--- Daniel Ford
Must always be obeyed or you face
Another diktat
To boil in slick pot,
While enjoying a darkened view place.
--- Daniel Ford
That guys shouldn't any sheep chase.
But they caught a clown
In lea with pants down,
Defendant now in a ewe case.
--- Chris Papa
Likely to roil lower class,
Who'd in their dismay
Be most likely to say
"Shove UKASE uppa you ass!"
--- Chris Papa
And parental ukases are given,
But the small brat
Gets no fiat,
Until bad behaviour is shriven.
--- Barb
On merkins and heads AUTOCHTHONOUS,
But from RICTAL maw,
'Twould stick in my craw,
Causing my folding so TRIPTYCHOUS.
--- Daniel Ford
To live in ULTIMA THULE.
The air's so cold
You need gloves to hold
The shriveled thing that was your toolie.
--- Norm Brust
There even above the Firth of Forth,
Down the ice alley
Lived the blonde Sally,
For whom the miners did sally forth.
--- Daniel Ford
Will suffer from lethal rays' wrath.
Their cancers will fruit,
Be ugly to boot;
That's what is the obvious math.
--- Chris Papa
Lots of time in the sun you should spend.
Whether lad or lass,
Those rays on the ass
Will surely get you in the end.
--- Daniel Ford
Just aim those rays on my ass.
No more LSD;
Give me my UV.
Dermatologists? Let them take gas.
--- Norm Brust
As bold manifesto will rank.
While some derms wil chaff,
Some other will laugh,
And smile all the way to the bank.
--- Chris Papa
Who in their profession, take gas.
Each proctologist
And G.I. "gasologist,"
Also find gold to amass.
--- Chris Papa
Can now be seen as descriptor plain,
For provincial folk
With minds baroque,
Who won't venture beyond the moraine.
--- Daniel Ford
Responded to cue much too, too late.
The effect of her wail
Was destined to fail,
And other's lines she'd mutilate.
--- Chris Papa
As grief and weeping accumulate.
But all of that keening
Has a deeper meaning,
When great emotions do stimulate.
--- Daniel Ford
Nick landed on our cold ash grate.
He red suit was soiled,
His cocoa was spoiled,
Not cool when to Yule you're late.
--- Gary Hallock
Admission was closed, stroke of eight.
You can frown, and can scowl
All you want; wail ahd howl;
It's just too bad, that you ULULATE.
--- Bob Dvorak
But plunging off end deep'll
Offend either side,
Who with civic pride,
Will hang them from the nearest steeple.
--- Chris Papa
Who caused combatants to retire,
When the infraction,
Improper traction,
Gave advantage to the plier.
--- Daniel Ford
Like the donuts of Duncey Larry,
Who gobbles them up
With coffee from cup,
On the daily commute Muncie-Gary. (Indiana towns)
--- Daniel Ford
This is file kdl
My math answers never skipped beat.
I was faster than most,
Because I could boast
Of having twelve toes on my feet.
--- Chris Papa
Has standing elementary,
Putting someone down
With a smile and frown,
So rudely rudimentary.
--- Daniel Ford
In throats of the guys who are hicks.
Neanderthal swains
Give ladies great pains,
And the jerks rarely get any chicks.
--- Chris Papa
Now, just as most older folks do,
They decided to splurge
And yield to the urge,
And have their UNDECENNARY screw.
--- Chris Papa
Without end, infinitesimal
As numbers go on
Till the horizon's gone,
But how is time sexigesimal?
--- Daniel Ford
Is usually something that's nice,
When on the first pass,
But could mean your ass
When making a number precise.
--- Chris Papa
To strengthen the rhyming of words.
But when it is lost,
And the rhythm tossed,
The product is just for the birds.
--- Chris Papa
Green-gill nausea's the usual fate.
Though all is serene
With scopolamine,
That ear patch that seems to work great.
--- Chris Papa
Is how gravid women ambulate.
When they move aroun',
Up hill and then down,
Hoping for some relief and due date.
--- Daniel Ford
Her patrons and perhaps to intimate
Some more private fun,
When her act is done,
Will cause parts of her body to UNDULATE.
--- J'Carlin
With waves doing see-saw commotion,
I feel a bit queasy.
And it isn't easy
To swallow that sea-sickness potion.
--- Chris Papa
Big Oil is full of such smarties.
They don't need to drill
To find a good shill.
Just lube UNGUINOUS palms of both parties.
--- Phil Kinay
Pondered just what he should do,
When he was quite grown.
Now the years have shown,
He sold pre-owned cars, quite a few.
--- Chris Papa
The populace he thought had called
Him to much greater service
And so swell his nerve is,
He's now in our congress installed.
--- Chris Papa
And to her favorite knight she said,
"Kindly put your tongue in us
Or else something UNGUINOUS,
So our anus doesn't turn red."
--- Norm Brust
wished for the knight to be enthused.
But there was a crimp
As he just stayed limp.
And she said, "We are not amused!"
--- Chris Papa
Don't fret and try to stay calm.
Though your charms are sparse,
I'll still enter your arse,
And flood you with my manly balm."
--- Norm Brust
I'm already gasping for air.
So, though you may lead,
I think there's no need
For yours truly, me, to go there!
--- Chris Papa
So let's give the Queen a small rest.
By now the knight's spurting,
And her rear is hurting,
And our Dan has too much to digest.
--- Norm Brust
Considering thus the Queen's behind.
I'd just spit it out
And decorum would flout
To escape the bush-tush daily grind.
--- Daniel Ford
I'd shun most biota forlorn.
I would not eat grass,
But chase pieces of ass,
As Satyr, that man with a horn.
--- Chris Papa
Then Centaur might get my next vote.
While romping in bares,
They still get all theirs,
Sex was on the table d'hote.
--- Chris Papa
At those guys that were horny and hoovy.
With one thing in mind,
Like rest of mankind,
They thought it was swell to get groovy.
--- Chris Papa
Was constantly out on the make;
From the day he was born,
He walked with a horn
And would sexual liberties take.
--- Chris Papa
Defers not to male, beau or pal.
"I'm as good and as smart,
Though I do lack the part
That by thought, can upslift their morale.
--- Elois
And his obstinate wife were alike.
So there in Parma,
We found it karma,
That they were parents of a willful tyke.
--- Daniel Ford
Means that you should scuttle away.
When likely to fail,
You'd beter save tail,
And live to fight another day.
--- Chris Papa
Then do not join in on the fray!
UNTENABLE ground?
Then don't stick around;
There is always another day.
--- Barb
If unattainable gal you would woo.
Situation grows tense?
To your plea she is dense?
Just find another gal to pursue!
--- Barb
With accountants like URIAH HEEP.
It works for a while
But then their sly guile
Will land you in a pile of deep (beep).
--- Norm Brust
Its quite shady books he would keep.
"Knew nothing," he swore,
While living off-shore
In swell digs, anything but cheap.
--- Chris Papa
Aren't full of grandiloquent rails,
But the Wife of Bath bathed
And Bishop's role scathed,
Recounted as word-thresher flails.
--- Daniel Ford
Was from Eden paradise sent.
The URTEXT of Man,
Showed how he began,
Then sinned in a manner UR-gent.
--- Chris Papa
Of old English tales of the poor sexed,
Was penned by Geoff Chaucer.
But even Cliff's glosser
Has language that leaves modern boor vexed.
--- Daniel Ford
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