I hope that you can excuse In old Hamburg's main fleshpot, St Pauli, In springtime the young Viennese, In springtime the young Viennese'll Out there while the moon's shining bright, They rampage around the Tyrol, Those Austrians can be inventive, The problem with German fraus I'm off to the Munchen Oktober I'll be coming to Europe late September, There once was a man from Berlin Psychologist Gerhardt Von Fritz An Athenian captured my fancy, That's funny, while out in Corfu By some whim of chance or caprice, She sang to her labours, while kneeling, I rushed out the back, hell for leather, She rose, with commendable wit, I then stumbled out of the barn-o, And there, through the mighty Alps stroll, Macedonians look stolid and staid Well what was it all you did learn? High above the great Athens metropolis, My knowledge of Greece is a bore; Until then, I'm having a fit "GR" is the symbol for Greece, We took our vacation in Greece; A greek heiress fell for a Bulgar, (fulgor - dazzling brightness)
The plane spotters who went to Greece There is nothing wrong with our plane spotters. Greek girls are quite comely and sweet, It can leave their equipment quite sodden, Of all of the languages, Greek
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Santorini in sunlight, serene; How I long to revisit that place; Sparkling visions compelling return, Hiking up to the top of the isle, At a protest march in the metropolis, To Amsterdam City I've been, Though Rembrandt and Co. can amaze, And although I enjoyed the effect, Now that little Dutch boy at the dike, Now I'm really glad that he did, I speak in only one tongue; Some how you don't think of the Dutch If in Amsterdam you want to be, Suggestions you wanted, let's see -- 2. Frans Hals, Van Gogh and the rest, 3. Flowers in Holland all 'round, There is something else you should know; In Holland there once was a girl When traveling in Holland by bike, In Holland there's one thing I like: In Amsterdam I once met a whore A Holland-bred beauty named Sue, Redirect that ad more to the east; At one hundred euros a pop, A polder's a flat piece of land, All roads, it is said, lead to Rome, (ITAL) There was a young person of Naples It was on the south bank of the Po, Said a weather forecaster named Dorrance Behold young Biovanni the Italian, I noticed when I was in Italy We stayed at the Grand Hotel, Roma; In Florence you don't need a keen eye
If I turn a deaf ear to your views
About toleration,
Since it was your nation
That burned over six million jews.
--- MrMalo
I was told by a pimp with cheeks jowlly,
"Mister Jim's away now,
That damned son of a sow;
Last time he stank up the place foully!"
--- Ward Hardman
Will go out amidst those chestnut trees,
And while tunes by the Strausses
Float out of the houses,
They do pretty much as they please.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Go out in their 4X4 diesel,
And deep in the woods,
They'll bare pussies and puds,
And do what the birds and the bees'll.
--- Tiddy Ogg
They'll drink and boff all of the night,
He'll give his fraulein
A fucking good time,
And fill her with gemutlichkeit.
--- Tiddy Ogg
With their drugs, sex and rock and roll.
Where the blue Danube flows,
They'll remove all their clothes;
Each guy alone with his doll.
--- Tiddy Ogg
And the frauleins they need no incentive.
Those beautiful girls
Give lads Viennese whirls,
And pretty near drive them dementive.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Is getting them out of the house.
It's not fondness for home,
Or an aversion to roam,
It's just that they're all fat ass cows.
--- MrMalo
Fest, promising (natch) to be sober;
For there I shall meet
Little Heidi so sweet,
And I fully intend to disrobe 'er.
--- Anon
And looking for action for my member.
Meet me at Oktoberfest,
And be sure you've got plenty rest.
I'll show you a time you'll remember.
--- Anon
Whose wife was remarkably thin.
When somebody brave
Had to crawl in a cave,
The man from Berlin shoved her in.
--- Anon
Exclaimed: "Personality splits
In Germany's frauen
Occurs from men plowin';
Der slits ver dey sits vit a blitz!"
--- Anon
Though I knew our romance would be chancy.
Whenever she'd speak,
To me it was Greek,
Therefore all I could do was grow antsy.
--- Mimi
She did offer someone a screw
But said he declined
And rather she dined
On his firk'n head, was that you?
--- Anon
I travelled one summer to Greece,
Sat in some taverna,
And there I saw Myrna,
In the back yard, feeding the geese.
--- Tiddy Ogg
The cut of her blouse most revealing.
The song of that siren
Soon had me desirin'
Those mammary glands to be feeling.
--- Tiddy Ogg
And asked the young poultrygeist whether,
Could she be approached,
And the subject I broached,
Of a diddle down there 'mongst the feathers.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Told me I was bound for the pit
Of Hell, in a cart,
And then the young tart
Fair peppered my face with goose shit.
--- Tiddy Ogg
My features encrusted with guano.
The venture no use,
Not even a goose;
Think next time, I'll fly to Lugano.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Where maybe I'll find me a doll,
Who makes my old cock work
Like precision clockwork,
And give me a proper Swiss roll.
--- Tiddy Ogg
But a wench in their grasp is dismayed
To find they vent passions
In all human fashions,
With some odd bestial fashions inlaid!
--- Grand Prix Lim 24
Did your passion for Grecian guys burn?
Did the women in town
Quickly turn upside down
Saying, "Twat is the true Grecian urn!"
--- Travis Brasell
On a path near the ancient Acropolis,
There's a barn with a loft,
Where a girl can get boffed,
Which has helped keep the city so popolous.
--- MrMalo
I need to get there and explore.
I'd sure like to find
What I have in mind;
A beautiful young Grecian whore!
--- Travis Brasell
To catch a glimpse of some tit.
Which one of the two
Will come into view,
And will she reveal her fine clit.
--- Travis Brasell
Where shepherds keep lambs for their fleece.
But men prefer boys
'Stead of girls for their toys,
And a nephew instead of a niece.
--- John Miller
The food made us sick and obese.
Their nightlife's the pits;
I twice got the shits;
And prices are on the increase.
--- Armand E Singer 183
And said, "He's deliciously vulgar!"
She yearned for the day
He would whisk her away,
And in archaic splendor, fulgor!
--- Ann Gasser P8808
Are still waiting for their release.
On what did they spy?
Have Greeks learned to fly?
Is Icarus now boss of the police?
--- Dennis Hammes
Impeccable theory totters
On the fact that our lads
Are but dirty old cads,
And have spotted old Daedalus' daughters.
--- Dennis Hammes
But they dress in the fashion of Crete,
Which instantly slaughters
Binoculared spotters,
Who spot rather more than bare feet.
--- Dennis Hammes
The "Greek Christmas Hitch," beg your pardon.
Baring gifts! Why should Ghurkas
Glass women in bourkas
Or watch for the ugly bin Laden.
--- Dennis Hammes
Was the one I intended to speak.
But in Peloponesia,
I suffered amnesia
The whole of my holiday week.
--- Peter Wilkins
Soaring cliffs above water, blue-green;
Clustered houses chalk white,
Domed roofs, lazulite;
Stunning setting, Greek jewel to be seen.
--- Joel D Ash P0311
Treasured memories which years can't displace;
Of a donkey ascending,
Quaint vistas unending,
Old streets that my mind can retrace.
--- Joel D Ash P0311
Sights and scenes that I conjure and yearn;
To see them once more,
Contemplate and explore,
Santorini my Ode to Greek Urn.
--- Joel D Ash P0311
Near to heaven, mosaics of tile;
Ancient themes so artistic,
Grand myths Hellenistic,
Displays to inform and beguile.
--- Joel D Ash P0311
Trucks with troops sped to shield the Acropolis;
From a 'copter, airborne,
Blared a captain's bullhorn:
"The Greek Army commands to stopolis."
--- J Maynard Kaplan
Indulging in frolics obscene.
But the culture I found
Just by walking around
Was mainly disgustingly clean.
--- PeterW
I spent much of my time in a daze.
My mind was a blank,
'Twas the beer that I drank
And the weed that I smoked in a haze.
--- PeterW
With body and mind truly wrecked,
I missed out on girlies
With soft pubic curlies;
My pecker just would not erect!
--- PeterW
That we thought to be so brave a tyke,
Didn't inform a soul
That he punched in the hole,
Just to make up a story we'd like.
--- Warrick Elrod
And I'll not argue facts that he hid.
He is still a fine boy,
Who thought we'd enjoy
A heroic tale, and we did.
--- Warrick Elrod
In Holland you might feel ham-strung.
If you grow a Van Dyke,
Stick your thumb in a dike,
Or some other thing, if you're well-hung.
--- S C Saint
Being given to lewdness and such,
But your notions revise
When sin glints in Dutch eyes,
And they get a Dutch wench in their clutch.
--- Grand Prix Lim 832
There are certainly things you must see.
Forget tulips and mills,
Because the real thrills
Are the girls, of which there's plenty.
--- Peter Wilkins
1. The Red Light district definitely.
Fifty guilders you'll pay
For a roll-in-the-hay;
Rubbers are a necessity!
--- Peter Wilkins
The old Dutch painters are the best.
And do not forget
The finest "pic" yet,
Why not put our Nightwatch to the test?
--- Peter Wilkins
But in Amsterdamn they're hardly found.
Only flowershops
Sell these colored crops.
So many, very hard to count.
--- Peter Wilkins
And easy way to let money flow.
Pickpockets are quick,
It's tourists they nick.
That was 4: The end of this row.
--- Tjarda
Who wore a fine earring of pearl.
And in a small kamer (room)
With zest, let me ram her,
While giving my nut hairs a twirl.
--- Randog
Something happened that I didn't like.
I was way too heavy
And crashed on a levee;
My finger got stuck in a dyke.
--- Bill Wall
Thats to ride 'round the town on my bike.
'Tis a great place to linger
With protruding finger;
You can stick it into a dike.
--- Anon
Who ushered me in through her door.
We bargained awhile
And then, with a smile,
I pumped her loose pussy galore.
--- Randog
She diddled her boyfriend, Nanu,
In the tulips each day,
In a manner risque;
I would like to be him, woodenshoe?
--- Cap'n Bean
We Dutch aren't offended the least.
Sheila wants a good treat?
Why not go for our meat!
Every Dutchman's a bloody sex beast.
--- Anon
My bank account soon would go flop,
If I shelled out the cash
Each time I would thrash
With girls near a Dutch coffee shop.
--- Randog
Full of Friesians and Dutchmen who stand
Looking up at the sea
If they can, 'cause it's three
Metres higher than ever they planned.
--- Peter Wilkins
So the Romans don't get far from home.
If a Roman starts roamin',
He's soon back at Rome 'n'
Asks, "Why did I ever leave home?"
--- Laurence Perrine P8805
Whose diet was mainly of staples;
Much corn and much rice
And fish he though nice,
For these were the staples of Naples.
--- Anon
That a young lady tourist named Flo,
Laid a husky Italian
With balls like a stallion,
Who was oddly named Roger, not Joe.
--- G0670
Overseas, rain had in torrents.
He noted wittily
In Southern Italy
He gaged seven inches in Florence. (ITAL)
--- Bob Giandomenico P8805
Quite wholly devoted to dallyin'.
Laying chicks in the Forum
With no sense of decorum --
A regular Romanized stallion.
--- Armand E Singer 19
Girls eating spaghetti quite prettily.
But they all stayed at home-a
With Mamma in Roma,
A fact I regretted most bitterly.
--- Mary Danby - 2nd Armada
On the wall was a four star diploma.
It was up on a hill
And when I got the bill,
I knew that I should have stayed homa
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0212
To notice the art work that we spy.
The city we found,
With statues abounds,
Of men sporting scrota and peni.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0212