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Sweet Earth, upon which we depend, USUFRUCT, it's hard to resist it. The right to benefit, USUFRUCT, "Thou shall grant to all USUFRUCT", So droit du seigneur's USUFRUCT; The right to take harvest, USUFRUCT, Sometimes when I'm bloated with gas, Poor men who are faced with truth brutal UVAROVITE, I think should be seen A young maiden in our vicinity, The VALEDICTORIAN japer's VALEDICTORY, soaring like lead, Hail and farewell VALEDICTORY VALETUDINARIAN I know, Those people who'd grave dangers face, The VALOROUS, sad to relate, Brave deeds done by the VALOROUS A gal with a peculiar like A Lesbian got off on her bike, There are some, when come comes to push, The VANWARD position comes hard; Those VANWARD ride in the forefront; If life's dull and you need a break, Virginia had mind of a snail, I think, today, one often finds, Few read the good books of days yore Compiled writings in VARIORUM This verse may be gentle faux pas, It seems that in wedded life's plan, The prophetic seer is VATIC, At Delphi, the oracle VATIC, Cassandra, the pessimist VATIC, Marriage at first is ecstatic. Old Greek broad, tarot fanatic, Nostradamus was idiosyncratic. Prophet oracular, VATIC, In neighborhoods known as elite, The dictionary is quite emphatic: One gets a roaring ovation My prophesy, VATICINATION Cassandra at VATICINATION, In old times, a guy lost his head Met Heinrich today, he looked haunted. To be highly praised, widely VAUNTED John felt as a child, so unwanted, The wide African plains of the VELDT With heat that could make copper melt, A lion surveying the VELDT, To cross the veldt on foot and stuff, Abjuring buff rides sure seems fickle, At many a Thanksgiving celebration, Right now there's but small VELITATION, Our unemployed fill their dole pails, In marriage we often see The faint impetus, VELLEITY, My infirmities I use as a crutch VELLEITY? Now that's one for the books! Housekeeping for just one is a crime! Just when you thought you'd seen all, I once knew a villain quite VENAL, He leads life exceedingly grim; The private showing or VERNISSAGE, VENTRIPOTENT, that's me, I'm afraid. A VENTRIPOTENT old vet, If you have inherent capacity I know a young fellow has it. He
Is finite (come, let's not pretend).
It's ours just to use
And not to abuse;
So it's USUFRUCT, or it's the End.
--- Eva Amata
And though local canons insist it
Is law of the land,
On the other hand,
The Ten Commandments don't list it.
--- Chris Papa
Wherein fruits or profits are plucked,
Needs for stability,
Responsibility,
Or else the works will self-destruct.
--- Daniel Ford
Was a commandment that really sucked.
'Twas deleted on sight
'Cause Moses thought it might
Cause a lot of folks to get fucked.
--- Norm Brust
Apocryphal right to induct
A vassal's new bride
To pleaures untried --
And possibly even instruct.
--- Nick
Ought not include unripe cherries plucked.
No, abuse of servant
Can not be observant
Of social rules, but from them deduct.
--- Daniel
With an urgent need to pass,
I figure a little toot'll
Prove very UTILE,
But I'm careful where I aim my ass.
--- Norm Brust
That think they have a tool UTILE,
Viagra alone
With help for the bone.
And oft even peeing is futile.
--- Chris Papa
On many on March seventeen;
'Tis a fitting gem
To be "one of them"
Who sport multi-leafed shamrocks green.
--- Chris Papa
With beauty praised to infinity,
Had virtue till gent
Some UVAROVITE sent;
Exchanged for her lost virginity.
--- Chris Papa
Crude, funny, cross-stage-streaking capers
Amused and distressed
Grad, teacher and guest.
And headlined the local newspapars.
--- Elois
Is met by the grads with some dread,
Who, if they'd confess,
Just couldn't care less,
About what is thought, much less said.
--- Chris Papa
Should not be too contradictory.
For parents have paid
For those who made grade,
And prefer to think of it as victory.
--- Daniel Ford
Has red nose that he needs to blow.
Of symptoms, has tons,
Most everything runs,
Except when it's stopping or slow.
--- Chris Papa
Deemed VALOROUS while on Earth's space,
Are but a rare few,
Because what they do
Requires some luck, and great grace.
--- Chris Papa
Are dismissive of fortune and fate.
Though idealistic,
Quite unrealistic:
Though brave, they are soft in the pate.
--- Eva Amata
Are proclaimed by gents sonorous,
With stentorian voice,
Who secretly rejoice
They took no risk indecorous.
--- Daniel Ford
Spend many long hours on a bike.
When asked why she sat,
Smiled like a Cheshire Cat,
"It tickles my tiny VAN DYKE!"
--- Chris Papa
And shouted "Now that's what I like.
Not even a trim
Triangular quim --
No padding, no merkin VAN DYKE."
--- Nick
Who'd dress up flip side of the tush.
Or so I have heard,
To attact a bird
That likes to dive into a bush.
--- Chris Papa
It takes a brave man or retard,
To serve in its ranks,
But I say no thanks.
Just leave me in the far rear guard.
--- Chris Papa
When battle begins they'll take brunt
Of the arrows and slings
And all that that brings,
So that's where more armour you'll want.
--- Gary Hallock
Try charming a venomous snake.
Playing with an elapid
Is anything but VAPID,
More exciting than baking a cake.
--- Norm Brust
But she was a good piece of tail.
In talk, though quite VAPID,
She'd get a rise rapid
And please every bedded "sperm whale."
--- Chris Papa
Kids cluttered with games of all kinds,
Which might entertain,
But shrivel the brain,
And leave them with quite VAPID minds.
--- Chris Papa
Or even know what books are for.
With "Boob tube" dazzled
And PC frazzled,
They're inane, right down to the core.
--- Chris Papa
Represent writers' varied forum,
To regurgitate
What Jesuits ate
In their ratio studiorum.
--- Daniel Ford
In parts of the world, just becaus',
The thing in last line
With flowers devine,
Is known to a few as a vase.
--- Chris Papa
The scariest part known to man;
The mind reading part
You think wifely art,
Then discover, by God, that she can!
--- Chris Papa
But if aged peer's erratic,
Do check PSA
For signs that may say,
"Oracle has problems prostatic."
--- Daniel Ford
In setting of contrasts dramatic,
Gave prophecy
Ambiguously,
Leaving all seekers feeling ecstatic.
--- Elois
Kept a young stud in her attic.
When she'd feel nervous,
He'd descend and service
Her in a rude way, emphatic.
--- Chris Papa
Then each decides self is VATIC.
Each thinks he can find
What's on other's mind,
Leading to fights quite dramatic.
--- Elois
This is file kcl
Proclaimed cards made her quite VATIC.
A prophecy flop,
She rose to the top
Reading palms in setting Attic.
--- Chris Papa
His tone was boldly emphatic.
The source of his prophesy,
An obscure philosophy,
Hardly VATIC, was mostly static.
--- Norm Brust
Acts spectacular, dramatic,
In taking young buck
For such a quick truck:
Not vehicular or static.
--- Daniel Ford
Some moms will good research defeat.
Refusing kid's shot
That all their friends got,
And VATICINATE not their sad mete.
--- Elois
The women at Delphi were VATIC:
And their VATICINATION
Drew much commendation
From the poor to the most autocratic.
--- Eva Amata
With a happy VATICINATION.
But woe unto him
Who offers a grim
And gloomy haruspication. (gut augury)
--- Norm Brust
Is that you'd avoid calcination,
If only you'd find
Some time in your grind
To get that disease vaccination.
--- Daniel Ford
Enjoyed pre-omen libation.
And most people thunk
She was a sad drunk,
The kink who spoiled celebration.
--- Chris Papa
Over gal he had taken to bed.
For his prowess VAUNTED,
The poor sucker's haunted
With all the great V.D.'s dread.
--- Chris Papa
Walked right up to him, nothing daunted,
To boast of my play --
He just looked away
And asked vot it vas that I VAUNTED.
--- Eva Amata
For some will be a wish that's haunted.
For in their old age,
There may be some rage
That they did not achieve as wanted.
--- Daniel Ford
'Cause he was tormented and taunted.
But now that he's grown,
He's not so alone...
"I wanted in five states!" he VAUNTED.
--- Observer
Are home to many species quite svelte.
But Bushman's ideal
Steatopygial
Is wide of target I seek: Celt!
--- Daniel Ford
Bushman mounted a gnu on the veldt.
He said with a sigh,
"I'm one horny guy,
And you can't know how good that felt.
--- Chris Papa
Particular lassitude felt;
Said, "I'll stay in shade spot,
'Cause it's too damned hot
To chase sexy lioness sveldt.
--- Chris Papa
Two feet, of course, won't be enough.
Ride a critter with four
And with gear get four more.
Ten does it. Don't ride in the buff.
--- Elois
For if the grass has not seen sickle,
Those tall blades of grass
May reach guy and lass,
Whose hanging parts may feel a tickle.
--- Daniel Ford
There's often a VELITATION
About who carves the bird,
It's not really absurd.
It's alpha-male defending his station.
--- Norm Brust
As illegals swarm into our nation.
I'm sure they will grow
As more come to know
The size of this massive invasion.
--- Chris Papa
While lazy bums loll in posh jails.
Why can't these slobs
Be given the jobs
Sought eagerly by foreign males?
--- Chris Papa
That one act of great VELLEITY;
Surely exquisite
Mom-in-law visit,
Which strains wedded felicity.
--- Chris Papa
Does often strike church's laity,
Who then disregard
The cleric's brush tarred
And opt for some spontaneity.
--- Daniel Ford
When asked to do dishes and such.
I express my VELLEITY
By invoking the deity.
"My goddamned knee hurts too much."
--- Norm Brust
And you can tell from the way my house looks,
That keeping it straight,
Vellleity will equate
With dusty crannys and nooks!
--- Barb
I've better things to do with my time!
Fossils and rocks
Will beat dirty socks,
And limerick rhymes will beat grime!
--- Barb
Actions both petty and VENAL,
Each politician
Excapes perdition
And penalties civil or penal.
--- Chris Papa
Traded in snatched transplants renal;
Once caught a hot kidney,
Transported to Sydney
To serve time in colony penal.
--- Chris Papa
No 'shrimp on the barbie' for him.
But under hot sun
Has ever much fun,
Pounding rocks at the old warden's whim.
--- Chris Papa
Like some seducer's fancy dressage,
While horsing around
With lithe miss he's found,
Is an exercise in undressage.
--- Daniel Ford
For youthful gluttony, the price I've paid.
Though it's man a December
Since I've seen my member,
It doesn't stop me from getting laid.
--- Norm Brust
Who got that way from having "et"
Too often, too much,
And had a girth, such,
He showed a spherical silhouette.
--- Chris Papa
For speaking your words with veracity,
You'll find this facility
Builds credibility;
It stimulates great perspicacity.
--- Gary Hallock
Pursues the young maids with tenacity.
There's many a dandy
Who finds this ruse handy,
For tricking them out of their chastity.
--- Gary Hallock
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