VIDELICET used in a way, VIDELICET may seem alien, There is no ease with VIDELICET. I VILIPEND those who can't spell, We disparage misspelled VILIPEND That Homer was clever, was he, VINACEOUS does describe my hide Baked artichoke with VINAIGRETTE, Sour wine that makes nice VINAIGRETTE VINCULUM keeps it together, Bones are tied by a VINCULUM; Hungry Hannah sought sex VIRTUOSO, My tailor is really VIRTUOSO. Though most of our life doesn't go so, Masterly work VIRTUOSO The skillful artist, VIRTUOSO, My transverse colon gives me pain; VISCERAL, of organs internal, My friend is seriously overweight. We make ineffective, VITIATE. A contender he might have been, Our Congress, that group of debaters, VITRIOLIC came from glassidity, An addict who's classed VITRIOLIC The bombast with words VITRIOLIC, A mafioso who was frequently drunk There once was a VITUPERATE lass Judge Roberts may soon need a friend, (Roberts is nominee for US Supreme Court Fall 2005)
In bad-mouthing, we VITUPERATE Hermit Dave would not VIVIFY gal VOCIFEROUS clients disturb Through advertising VOCIFEROUS, To those loud-mouthed vegan, herbivorous,
This is file kal
Those loud protestors VOCIFEROUS, A very VOCIFEROUS yokel, While chickens may VOLANT be, Of her own strong VOLITION, intent Political pundits now rate, The policy reversal of VOLTE-FACE 'Tis said that our Atlanta lasses, The flowing stories so VOLUBLE Stadium with VOMITORIA VOMITORIUM, aisle, choose it; I'll describe my dog's appetite... Eager appetite VORACITY, VORACITY, ready to eat The lady would VOUCHSAFE her favor From December's cold naive waif VOX POPULI, voice of the "fellers", VOX POPULI is an unreliable source Such a geode-like hollow as VUG A raghead named Subramanian There once was a VULCANIAN smithy, They sure get to help their hips rise. A use for a VULCANIZED tire: (Firestone tire scandal year 2000 USA)
The star of the house was a prize Daddy Goodrich, who never chastized, Today's VULGATE, well berated, Though it may cost many a dollar, There once was a wise wight WAGGISH, I sometimes give Chris a hard time While "bucket of slime" has a ring, The hay in out-of-way WAIN, A waitron is from outer space, Oh where is my genderless WAITRON? Yes, pity that poor Walter Mitty,
When seen in its oft used display,
Appears as brief 'viz',
Whose appearance is
Just meant to mean "that is to say."
--- Chris Papa
So we mean not use it daily and
You can be sure
If you do, your
Likely called sesquipedalian.
--- Daniel Ford
It is not big with the jelly set.
Despite tries gamely,
Most eyes are namely
Focused on stars who big belly get.
--- Daniel Ford
And throw in an extra "L".
A medical degree
Is no guarantee
That one is educated as well.
--- Daniel Ford
And wonder, "When will this fillip end?"
They think, "Never!" but
Digesting through gut,
Remember one's own villi tend.
--- Daniel Ford
With metaphors free as could be.
He'd have readers fawn,
Over rosy tinged dawn,
And describe a VINACEOUS sea.
--- Chris Papa
After exposure front and backside
To our long daylight hours,
Which produce great flowers,
But produces my visage as "fried."
--- Barb
Tasty hors d'oeuvre that you get,
And you surely must know,
The leaves are plucked so,
And not chewed, or it you'll regret.
--- Chris Papa
Did come from cellar with epithet,
Regretting wine lost,
Seductions plans tossed,
Viagra for the erector set.
--- Daniel Ford
Acting as sort of a tether,
Ligament or line,
It helps define,
Parts that are "birds of a feather."
--- Chris Papa
Orifice split by a speculum,
But I'll not surmise
That doctor's surprise
At diff 'twixt pit and pendulum.
--- Daniel Ford
Some guy whose organ would grow so,
Wher she was near,
But married, I fear,
Poor Peter, who performed just so-so.
--- Chris Papa
Do I think so? No, I know so!
His tailor skills
Give me the chills.
There's no one I know who can sew so.
--- Norm Brust
We strive to the jobs VIRTUOSO,
Except for some few,
The work when it's through,
Is better described as just so-so.
--- Chris Papa
By artist virtuous, oh so,
May include concepts blue,
But between me and you,
Just is not quite appropos so.
--- Daniel Ford
Sings of love in the style arioso.
Then goes to soft shoes
For singing the blues,
About bains of life doloroso.
--- Daniel Ford
Got colonoscopy again.
I hate this procedure,
But I will endure
Through VISCERAL probe against grain.
--- Daniel Ford
May be the site of pains infernal,
For doc to discuss,
As each little viscus
Must have its own rhythm diurnal.
--- Daniel Ford
His diet he will regularly TITIATE.
He eats salami on rye,
Then cocoanut pie,
Instead of the salad I wish he ate.
--- Norm Brust
When bumbling love we initiate.
For resulting jolt
Causes love to bolt,
Leaving naught for priest to officiate.
--- Daniel Ford
Right there in the heavyweight scene,
Except that Demetrius
Had a jaw VITREOUS,
And was carted from ring, quite serene.
--- Chris Papa
Best known as professional haters,
With tongues VITRIOLIC,
All need high colonic,
So flow will come out of new craters.
--- Chris Papa
And caustic effects of acidity.
Today there's so much
Angry speech and such,
We think that one is just gassidity.
--- Daniel Ford a
Craves caustics like some alcoholic.
His gut will get burned,
Until he has learned
To lay off of the acid carbolic.
--- Cyn
Extols his views hyperbolic.
I know what I hear
And receive with less cheer,
And accept like a long high colonic.
--- Chris Papa
Often crashed with a very loud thunk.
For his brain, alcoholic,
Spewed curses VITRIOLIC,
Till he landed in the capo's trunk.
--- Norm Brust
Whose very voice could etch glass!
She sure couldn't sing,
(It wasn't her "thing"!)
But she could chew balls made of brass!
--- Chris Papa
Now that he's very close to the end.
Near Pat Leahy date,
Who'll VITUPERATE,
'Cause Judge too far right seems to bend.
--- Chris Papa
And trust the victim recuperates.
But sometimes the adder
Responds in ways badder,
The gross insult to exuperate. (excel, surmount)
--- Daniel Ford
He kept as a sexual pal.
He said, "I'm the sort
Who enjoys the sport
Eschewing expensive Whore Sal.
--- Chris Papa
Librarian in our suburb.
She'd all of them gag,
Or place a brown bag
Over heads, to enforce a strict curb.
--- Chris Papa
For caraway umbelliferous,
Makers of Beano
Draw Vegans keeno
With answers non-suderiferous. (non-sweating)
--- Daniel Ford
Stop lecturing us savages, carnivorous!
You are what you eat,
And I'm made of meat,
So I'll ignore your protest VOCIFEROUS.
--- Norm Brust
Growing in numbers proliferous,
Are not so welcome
When it seem Hell's come.
The Satanic are luciferous.
--- Daniel Ford
Charmedall the dumb natives local.
He became their mayor,
Now each high tax payer
Resents his high living baroqual.
--- Chris Papa
I hardly see one perched in a tree.
Just frozen bottom
Where Frank Perdue got 'em,
Is about all that I ever see.
--- Chris Papa
On a plane south to Lima she went;
Museum exotica,
Concerning erotica,
Took her on as a practiced docent.
--- Elois
John Kerry from the old Bay State.
Based on his votes cast,
And record amassed,
A swaying VOLTE-FACE candidate.
--- Chris Papa
Will not come from current assault boss.
He refused to tax
Anyone who him backs
And guarantees kids budget fault loss.
--- Daniel Ford
Have VOLUBLE ways, like molasses.
Though slow in their speech,
Each pert Georgia peach,
Excels in attracting men's passes.
--- Chris Papa
From tellers fixing the soluble,
Are told with candor
To the bystander,
In hope that he will not call you bull.
--- Daniel Ford
Is needed for transit gloria,
When the crowd is sick
Of missed field goal kick
And considers moratoria.
--- Daniel Ford
I thought it for guys that booze it,
The stagger to place,
To fall on their face,
And promptly proceed to "lose it."
--- Chris Papa
VORACIOUS it is with each bite.
Once homeless and thin,
I took him right in;
Now he thinks he's king! And he's right!
--- Maggie
Provides beings with tenacity;
Much food to devour
In course of luch hour,
Though fullness clouds perspicacity.
--- Daniel Ford
Anything that they might meet,
As dog owners know,
From tail, head to toe,
Canine apetites can't be beat.
--- Chris Papa
For many a young lad to savor.
But crabs and "the drip"
Caused business to slip,
As youth became wiser, not braver.
--- Chris Papa
Sought comfort of favors vouchsafed.
But soon his bliss
From Miss's kiss
Turned to dance of itches and chafe.
--- Phil Kinay
Though praised by most history tellers,
Of having effect,
Would still, I suspect,
Would have kept all of us, cave dwellers.
--- Chris Papa
For picking stocks on the borse.
It's been known for quite long,
That the crowd's always wrong.
Better put your money on a horse.
--- Norm Brust
Might suit Dave like a bug in a rug,
Where little crystal
There in tube distal,
Could glow for his honey in the fug.
--- Daniel Ford
Had a meal cooked by a Romanian.
It wasn't the heat
That made him repeat,
But the effect of the garlic was VULCANIAN.
--- Norm Brust
Who thought that he was quiet witty.
He'd make horse shoe hoops,
In fanciful loops,
Which ladies wear 'cause they're pretty.
--- Chris Papa
So it is to no one's surprise,
They get to perplex
The opposite sex,
And bring out that bulge in their flies.
--- Chris Papa
Construction of funeral pyre.
Rollovers are rife,
With much loss of life;
Could Firestone itself yet expire?
--- Nick
For men of great stamina and size.
She'd insist on safe sex,
Then made moves complex,
Which caused condoms to VULCANIZE.
--- J'Carlin
While tending an offspring prized,
To fix child's wet bottom,
He went out and got him
Pants that he could VULCANIZE.
--- Chris Papa
Has good sense eliminated.
"Like", "Ya know" and such,
Mean not very much.
I'd like them "ex-communicated."
--- Chris Papa
That lady with the red VULPINE collar,
Has no shame at all.
Insults will befall
Through animal lovers fierce holler.
--- Chris Papa
Who dressed up in girls clothes, haggish.
The result of this fad,
Was that he soon had
Rumpled reputation faggish.
--- Chris Papa
When he inserts old Dave in a rhyme.
Though I may appear naggish,
My intention is WAGGISH.
I'm really fond of that bucket of slime.
--- Norm Brust
About when of Dave I might sing,
It praiseworthy, ain't.
I'd ask you to paint,
A much more poetical thing.
--- Chris Papa
On which many lovers have lain,
With cute Cupid's doin'
And much heavy wooin',
Brings brides to corral their new swain.
--- Chris Papa
And though it may serve me with grace,
I never leave tip
'Cause I think it's hip,
To wipe smile from a robot's face.
--- Chris Papa
Out eating the meal of a patron?
Or having a smoke
With genderless folk,
As genderless food the stove bakes on?
--- Elois
As he walks around New York City
In James Thurber roast
Like Caspar Milquetoast,
Frustrated without a mate pretty.
--- Daniel Ford