The POTATORY skills of Gaels Five PM is my POTATORY time, The drinking pleasures POTATORY POTEMKIN VILLAGE we see; Will this dirty war ever cease? When Catherine needed a leak, Shock and awe of POTEMKIN VILLAGE, Leave it to the politicians, The POTEMKIN VILLAGE was a prop In some of the projects and slums, The poor and unknown in POTTER'S FIELD, If you die and are not too well heeled, POTVALIANT, the pose of a sot, I really admire your zeal, Now that he's neutered and safe, Kitchen countertops my Dals do cruise, (dalmatians) Friendly banks will sometimes carry us "At Prez's pleasure" is PRECARIOUS; Sex with out protective measure Expressing wishes, PRECATORY, She would always be pleased if you'd lick a bit, Sperm cells separate from testes, Premature ejaculation? No chem substance separation, There's always foreplay and after, A kid I once knew was PRECOCIAL, I know that our children are good. I'm alarmed by what's on TV. To their hair, weird colors they bring, And what leaves me even more depressed, I'd say, as a mother of three, We all rebelled in some way, But now we're getting old;
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So precocial or not, I suggest, Able beyond years, PRECOCIOUS Thirty years since in my home place, Land that builders can't get in their mitts, Founding principle, PREDICATION, It may lead to a bad situation The danger of self-medication Elephantine proboscic PREHENSILE, For humans to become PREHENSILE A man who discovers among The PRELUDE of sex called foreplay, The introduction is a PRELUDE Male hormones for older females? PREPOSTEROUS politicians, A walk-about, PEREGRINATION, The Senate in land where we live, Special Congress right, PREROGATIVE, If Washington had wiser heads, Far be it from me to raise a paean Procreate god of the Greeks, PRICK-SONG will be misused, I bet; PRIMORDIAL urges we strain The chicken and egg things a niggler, We all know why rooster crossed road, Somehow from PRIMORDIAL ooze The earliest form PRIMORDIAL My abode is less than PRISTINE, She had breasts described as pneumatic, The meter's not PROCELEUSMATIC, The stormy seas we call PROCELLUS If I catch the drift of its meaning, When I hear of people who eat His fortune lost, the PRODIGAL son He sought sex in PRODIGAL way,
Are likened to size of great whales.
In seas latter swim,
While the Celts on a whim
Would in whiskey vats there prevail.
--- Chris Papa
When from daily chores I climb
To a mood-altered state
Which prompts me to create
A verse in AABBA rhyme.
--- Norm Brust
(Excess brings feeling rotatory)
My yield expressions
In late night sessions
That have great needs annotatory.
--- Daniel Ford
Fake to the utmost degree,
But I also frown
On real Levittown,
As tacky as tacky can be.
--- Chris Papa
Will hopes for the folks soon increase?
With war's spin spillage,
POTEMKIN VILLAGE
Is Baghdad of progress and peace.
--- Chris Papa
Behind all the cardboard she'd peek.
But all she couyld see
Was dire misery.
Potemkin's head she'd seek.
--- Esther Hecht
As our leadership does loot and pillage,
Puts the health care grab
On grandchildren's tab,
Rather than pay for honest tillage.
--- Daniel Ford
Adept at obscuring conditions.
Make POTEMKIN VILLAGE
Of national tillage,
While shaking 'pork barrel' positions.
--- Chris Papa
Created by a czarist fop,
To please the queen
Who viewed the scene
From her yacht which sailed by, non-stop.
--- Norm Brust
When someone of influence comes,
Instead of pillage
They see Potemkin Village,
And go home to pork barrel plums!
--- Barb
Identities forever concealed,
Became wards of state
Where none knew their fate,
On the crosswalks, without their eyes peeled.
--- Daniel Ford
You'll probably fill POTTER'S FIELD.
And then come to terms
With plain common worms,
Who'll help to get good compost field.
--- Chris Papa
Who's brave after he's drunk a lot.
Now counter-named sticks
Is that of "peaceniks",
Too "way out" to fight, puffing pot.
--- Chris Papa
And every quick rhyme which you deal;
They've juice and eclat,
And better than that,
Of sex, they show good appeal.
--- Chris Papa
"Perry" our Doberman waif
Has but one demand, he'll
Turn to thoughts PRANDIAL,
And eat all, both kosher and traif.
--- Chris Papa
Forever in search of more foods.
Snitching snacks at the least,
If they're lucky, a feast:
Then settle down for a post-PRANDIAL snooze.
--- Marilyn
Even if our cridit is PRECARIOUS.
So as not to abuse
Those who hold our IOU's,
We should find rich gals who'll then marry us.
--- Norm Brust
Venue for values vicarious.
Such job glories
Often have stories,
That end on bread lines nefarious.
--- Daniel Ford
Is ranked as PRECARIOUS pleasure.
For STD's bad
Are there to be had,
And chance to make "wee little treasure".
--- Chris Papa
Seducers seem not predatory,
Yet drinking like fish,
A maid grants his wish,
Exchanging fluids secretory.
--- Daniel Ford
And take your time getting around to it.
Just jumping on top
Without getting her hot
Is rude, immature, and PRECIPITATE.
--- J'Carlin
If speedy, they are the bestus.
Take trip through the prostate,
Speed won't make them late,
And woman prepares zygote nestus.
--- Larry
That is purely speculation.
Where's PRECIPITATE?
Does this story rate?
We left out the ovulations.
--- Larry
Instead joining with elation.
Better than nothing,
Premature loving,
Means there's a meagre time ration.
--- Larry
To make women jump for a rafter.
And think "not bad 'tall";
Loud scream she might call,
Following up with some laughter.
--- Larry
Though his behavior was deemed anti-social,
At four he did know
How to write in the snow.
His message was highly self-promotial.
--- Chris Papa
And though they don't dress as I would,
While at my behest,
That they quite the nest,
They won't leave the way that they should.
--- Chris Papa
Those precocial "birds" that I see
Are dressed like young sluts,
No ifs, and or buts;
It ain't what grandma used to be.
--- Chris Papa
Burden earlobes with many a ring.
Pierced nares and lips,
Pants down over hips,
Carbon copies of the "in" thing.
--- Chris Papa
Aside from the way that they're dressed,
They ignore alarms shrill
And still get a thrill
From cigarettes, in their mouths pressed.
--- Chris Papa
Something; you may not agree.
A ring in the nose
And bells on the toes
Are matters not of kind but degree.
--- Esther Hecht
Making parents cry "Lackaday!"
And yet, look at us now.
Old farts with pursed brow;
From parents path we didn't stray.
--- Esther Hecht
It's our turn to set the mold
and decry any sway
Away from that way
We follow, till death do us hold.
--- Esther Hecht
Let them grow up and do their best,
And you'll be surprised,
Your way's not despised.
They won't stray that far from your nest.
--- Esther Hecht
Child's talents may be ferocious,
But soon emoting
By parents doting
Tends to become braggadocious.
--- Daniel Ford
Were PREDIAL parcels of grace,
But now with expansions
Of ticky-tack mansions,
The farms are reduced to mere trace.
--- Chris Papa
In our town is filled with sand pits.
Their purpose for some
Sell sand for income.
To us they're just predial zits.
--- Elois
Often requires great dedication.
You can't merely state it
And hope to be mated.
The hook-up requires persperation.
--- Daniel Ford
When a guy acts on PREDICATION
Bought dinners will get
Her horny and wet,
But finds "headache" and frustration.
--- Chris Papa
Is the lack of PREDICATION.
When some people get ill,
They just reach for a pill,
Without regard for contraindication.
--- Norm Brust
Which sometimes seems even extensile,
Will work like a tool
Or tickle a fool,
But is mainly an eating utensil.
--- J'Carlin
Required a brain size immensile.
To oppose the thumb,
Required skills some
Laid out on a brand new gen stencil.
--- Chris Papa
His talents a PREHENSILE tongue,
Is bound to get dated
And most highly rated.
It's better than being...well...hung.
--- Gary Hallock
Should be pursued in an earnest way.
With care and great tact,
To lubricate act,
And ease through a loving soiree.
--- Chris Papa
Composers have used (some would say wooed)
To show audience
An experience
They might anticipate like Qualude.
--- Daniel Ford
It will turn them into she-males.
Such treatment testosterous
Is clearly PREPOSTEROUS,
To be decried in angry e-mails.
--- Norm Brust
Embrace conflicting positions.
What you'd like to hear,
They tell you, no fear,
On their vote-hunt expeditions.
--- Chris Papa
Could change an obese situation.
If only we'd walk on
Following falcon,
Becoming a peregrine nation.
--- Daniel Ford
Must either convict or forgive
The Prez who has strayed
And with Monica played,
A thoughtless PREROGATIVE.
--- Chris Papa
After hearings interrogative,
To present the Senate
Conclusions and then it
Will ask for actions derogative.
--- Daniel Ford
We'd not have sex laws by the Feds.
But then gentlemen
Might go mental when
Offered chances at ladies beds.
--- Daniel Ford
To activities PRIAPEAN,
But resistance power
To deshabille flower
Isn't much when faced by nymphean.
--- Daniel Ford
Kept going for fifty-two weeks.
Such efforts now pale,
"Slick Willy" can scale
Past prior PRIAPEAN peaks.
--- Chris Papa
A version of sight-read and yet
I knew a few guys
To whom it applies,
Like a tenor or two that I've met.
--- Chris Papa
To delete from children we train!
But some slip through the gap
And though we hate the mishap,
We love them and count it all gain.
--- Barb
That skips the PRIMORDIAL jiggler.
The egg in it's term
Must meet a small sperm,
And bond with that DNA wriggler.
--- Chris Papa
To seek out the hen house abode.
With great purpose bent,
Once he caught the scent,
Of effectively getting off load.
--- Chris Papa
Come studs who know just how to schmooze!
And sweep sweet young lasses
Right on to their asses!
Of course, this ain't really new news!
--- Barb
Was not introduced exordial,
And had even to wait
For occasional mate,
And sometimes relations cordial.
--- Daniel Ford
I think you will know what I mean.
If I say, "The place,
(With a smile on my face)
Is maintained about outhouse clean."
--- Chris Papa
Swayed in a way PROCELEUSMATIC,
With supple perfection
That brought on erection
And promise of action ecstatic.
--- Chris Papa
But that is not so problematic.
Only four beats
A limerick meets,
Though lines are oft undiplomatic.
--- Daniel Ford
Require sailing skills quick and zealous.
They demand athletic
Body and esthetic
That might make even Adonis jealous.
--- Daniel Ford
PROCLIVITY is a strong leaning,
Toward action or thought,
Where someone gets wrought,
And can lead to strong sobs and keening.
--- Chris Papa
Raw fish, as in Sushi rolled neat,
I don't understand
The risk that's in hand --
A PROCLIVITY I'd have to heat!
--- Maggie
Returned to father and brother's shun.
But Dad was just glad
The chance to have had
To welcome the wastrel loved one.
--- Daniel Ford
Till he met another hot gay,
Who HIV had,
And now he's quite sad,
That he thought to do things that way.
--- Chris Papa