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Young Curtis thought himself a "black stallion," Ther once was a young RAPSCALLION A Rob Roy, made with scotch and vermouth, In Congress smart people we need, Philologists are RAREFIED Let us not to base instincts yield, Russia's businessmen are all aboil RASPUTIN was a mad Russian Clear thinking RATIOCINATION Reasoning RATIOCINATION RATIOCINATION is cool, If a condom so lessen your sport, Words like ravel, unravel do fling She had a REBARBATIVE beau, Bad behavior's RECIDIVISM Many of your lims are abstract, When bathing in Love's luminescence, Judeo-Christianity's strong, Morally straight, RECTITUDINOUS, The bra that she wore was well padded If you'be been stretched by a RED HERRING, Detective tale, author is sharing, Diverting from issues, RED HERRING, His first university chick REDBRICK university schools, Leave REDOUBT and go for the fall; REDOUBTABLE, tough word to cobble, A charming young lady I knew, Respect out of fear, REDOUBTABLE, Illustrious, REDOUBTABLE, That seldom-found usage REDOUND, REDUX is a kind of replay Oh the REDUX of memories of yore Oh bring back the days in REDUX, Collectors of coins will be needing My advice I hope you'll be heeding, That stubborn old goat so refractory, A manager thought he'd be bolder Dave, that old miser'd REGALE But they came to join in the cheer, I will not let REJOINDERS pass, Of flora or fauna a trace, When eternal hope I depect, The sign left behind, a RELICT, A few human REMORA I've met; When we've lost count, we RENUMERATE Let us RENUMERATE the ways For those that engage in wordplay, Oscar Wilde's forte, great REPARTEE, Engaging in REPARTEE When her cauldrons, perhaps, with eels fill, When my kids would start to REPINE, There once was a redneck young feller, My limericks oft are REPLETE, Fully provided is REPLETE; A REPOSITORY, keep-hole, or box Pharmacy school, REPOSITORY. The wicked depraved old REPROBATE Let me attempt to relate I once knew an elderly REPROBATE, A young REPROBATE that I knew We disown, deny, REPUDIATE, If you would oppose, please, REPUGN Some practices we should REPUGN, In order to conquer that dame, He tried all the REQUISITE games, A REQUISITE requirement for life
With sweet young things he liked to be dallyin'.
With manner disarming,
He was very charming,
But in fact, he was just a RAPSCALLION.
--- Sheryl
Who methinks thought he was a stallion.
But according to girls,
He was worst of the churls.
So they'd never let him dally on!
--- Barb
Is elegant, tasty and couth.
Though named for RAPSCALLION,
A kilted stallion,
Whose legend is more myth than truth.
--- Norm Brust
A selfless sophisticate breed.
But from what appears,
There are none, my dears;
RARA AVIS to find there, indeed.
--- Chris Papa
Intellectuals terrified
That time will run out,
So they run about
Searching for all to be clarified.
--- Daniel Ford
Seek interest in RAREFIED field.
If you'll do your part,
In Physics or Art,
Life may be a joy unannealed.
--- Chris Papa
Over the government's grab for oil,
As President Putin,
That modern RASPUTIN,
Uses Khodorovsky for a foil.
--- Norm Brust
Persuaded the Czar to go crushin'
Those not in his pews,
Till nobles sent news
His own blood would soon be agushin'.
--- Chris Papa
Is not the purview of high station.
For were that the case,
There'd not be a trace
Of Clintonesque prevarication.
--- Daniel Ford
To be intelligence equation
May give false reading
Of signs, thus leading
To complex rationalization.
--- Daniel Ford
Though it escapes many a fool.
And like sex on blackboards,
Todays unwashed hordes,
Learn little of it in the school.
--- Chris Papa
That it's worth eighteen years child support,
Try RATIOCINATION
About procreation.
Let your palm be your only consort.
--- Elois
A confusion at me which both bring.
Also, not to be lewd,
But the words nude, denude;
If you look them up, mean the same thing.
--- Loren Fitzhugh P0506
Who wanted his bed games just so
And caused her to flex
In pursuit of sex,
In ways that were not apropos.
--- Chris Papa
Often leads to a cataclysm,
Wherein someone's crime
Of fat intake prime
Brings on a stroke or aneurism.
--- Daniel Ford
But of course they are knowledge backed.
They are RECONDITE;
Two wrongs don't make right,
Profoundness is all they have lacked.
--- Daniel Ford T9707
As Eros flits 'round in one's presence,
Those hormonal surges
Drive internal urges
That wake sex with wild RECRUDESCENCE.
--- Daniel Ford
As a barrier to doing wrong.
So we're RECTITUDINOUS,
Yet there's something lewd in us,
And it'll come out before long.
--- Norm Brust
Men oft appear fortitudinous,
But pushing to shove,
Their rusing to love,
Is banal and platitudinous.
--- Daniel Ford
And to her small bosom she added
To help nature's erring.
Such wily RED HERRING
Which then helped to drive him mad, did.
--- Chris Papa
The sound of which is overbearing,
Hold your reaction
Until redaction,
The bombastic response forswearing.
--- Daniel Ford
Along with some deeds that are derring:
A mystery dark,
A clue or two stark,
As well as misleading RED HERRING.
--- Chris Papa
Should all thoughtful people be scaring.
For as with Bill Clinton,
Focus is on hintin'
About the dirty linen airing.
--- Daniel Ford
(Admittedly, only REDBRICK)
Was virgo intacta:
He promptly attacked her --
Explaining his bloody red prick.
--- Nick
In Britain, set scolarship rules.
Just like in U.S.
Were same, more or less,
Turns out all those Ivy-Walled Fools.
--- Chris Papa
Some things give more joy than the mall.
Since you are grown up,
Sip from adult cup;
Seek knowledge, use brain above all.
--- Elois
On tongue it is easy to bobble.
Its meaning we know,
The French tell us so;
It's something that's quite FORMIDABLE.
--- Chris Papa
With interesting curves, quite a few,
Who dressed a la vogue,
Met REDOUBTABLE rogue,
And now is in quite pregnant stew.
--- Chris Papa
May lead a child to be poutable,
When big and scary
Monsters quite hairy,
Are not from closets lockoutable.
--- Daniel Ford
So eminently toutable,
Famed people, no doubt,
Have need of redoubt,
With paparazzi unfloutable.
--- Daniel Ford
(Confused with resound and abound,)
Has meanings abundant
But is really redundant
Which is why it is so seldom found.
--- Eva Amata
In hopes of recalling a day
When you hoped that your youth
Wouldn't show you uncouth
And give baser instincts away.
--- Barb
And young lasses I used to adore.
When anytime of day
Was good for a lay
And in two tics I'm ready for more.
--- Barrie Eksteen
This is file jrl
Of running about in my Reeboks,
With kids on the lawn
Till the bedtime yawn,
Even though there was naught to bring me bucks.
--- Daniel Ford
Info about faces and REEDING,
While I just intend
The silver to spend
On items for which I am greeding.
--- Chris Papa
Don't shave from your coins the REEDING.
The effort you've spent
Won't pay the rent
Or the fee of the lawyer you're needing.
--- Norm Brust
May find his friend unsatisfactory,
For as he would have her,
That sweet old cadaver,
May soon be quite foul and refractory.
--- Daniel Ford
In handling his workforce quite older.
But tried in the factory
With works refractory,
They just hand him back the cold shoulder.
--- Bob Dvorak
His friends with food served in a pail.
Boiled turnips on greens,
Potatoes and beans,
With bread that was thoroughly stale.
--- Chris Papa
Since Dave was skilled at brewing beer;
Their joy, unalloyed,
Since they would avoid
The cold beauty still waiting near.
--- Chris Papa
Whether from lad or a lass.
I am quick to retort
To those of that sort,
"I think you're s silly smart ass!"
--- Chris Papa
Or woman in poor widow's place.
Today's word is picked
A useful RELICT,
Also means mark on rock face.
--- Chris Papa
The "Merry Widow" I always picked.
She always did say
She awaited the day...
Relict is relicked by relict.
--- Gunjan
May be enough to interdict
The next action evil
Of dastardly weevil,
Who demise we then can predict.
--- Daniel Ford
More human than marine ones, I'll bet.
They suckle you dry
Till you just want to cry!
And they just never seem to regret.
--- Maggie
To find the things that we'd sooner rate.
Bill peccadilloes
With cigarillos
Gave tales we need not remunerate.
--- Daniel Ford
By which to the cave Chris often strays.
By his allusions to Dave,
He seeks to deprave
With his rude and tiresome word plays.
--- Norm Brust
The ones skilled at quick REPARTEE,
Give sharp verbal parry
With vocabulary
Meant to send you on your way.
--- Chris Papa
Was clever as clever could be.
Though in Reading Gaol,
It turned plaintive wail;
Remaining so through exile Paris.
--- Chris Papa
Is a game that tickles me.
'Cause a well turned phrase,
Disguised as praise,
Can sting worse than a bee.
--- Norm Brust
The old wizard might not then feel ill.
But trusting the witch
With such fevered pitch,
Would take extraordinary steel will.
--- Daniel Ford
Embellished with sigh and a whine,
I could convert their moans
Into weary groans,
By offering their childhood for mine.
--- Norm Brust
A regular screamer and yeller.
Creating such strife,
That REPINING wife
Locked herself in their whine celler.
--- Chris Papa
With rhymes of the crude male-esthete.
Please know that I send
Them not to offend,
But hoping you'll think they are neat.
--- Chris Papa
Evidence of planning complete.
But if you'd be sure
The trip to endure,
Check your equipment and repeat.
--- Daniel Ford
That is bounded around with dark locks,
Is attractive to con-men
(A black curse upon them)
Though it's bolted as tight as Fort Knox.
--- Eva Amata
For art of rolling suppository;
A delivery source,
That one could, of course,
Take in a nether depository.
--- Chris Papa
Did between his pleasures alternate,
From inflatable band
He took matters in hand,
Evil urges to attenuate.
--- Daniel Ford
A reprobate's tale and his fate.
Finally, he found girl;
Gave the process a whirl,
But he could never "get it straight!"
--- Barb
So old, he could no longer masturbate.
So to get in his jollies,
Be bought rubber dollies
And farted to make them inflate.
--- Norm Brust
Had vices, much more than a few.
He drank, smoked and gambled,
Down drug scenes he ambled,
And died 'fore he reached twenty-two.
--- Chris Papa
Those weak attempts to adjudicate
Whose cookies are best,
'Cause we need a rest:
Too much of that fudge Judge Judy ate.
--- Daniel Ford
But think not yourself from blows immune.
For your opponents
May view postponence
As affront and your person impugn.
--- Daniel Ford
Like those teen-agers so quick to moon.
Though ceillulite-less
Gals ends, I confess
Appeal to my senses jejune.
--- Chris Papa
Don't play the G-spot game.
The REQUISITE factor
You need to attract her
Is money, or lacking that, fame.
--- Norm Brust
That guys use attracting some dames.
But he never got
To amorous spot;
Advances were shot down in flames.
--- Chris Pap
Is learning to handle all strife
With grace and good wit.
If thing get rough, don't quit!
Just pass it all on to your wife.
--- Barb
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