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A current debate in our sights, Our SENTINEL, furred black and tan, The SENTINEL's guard all alert, When approaching with amorous intent, If a tree falls in the forest, I promise from now on, henceforth, 'Tis Spring and across our great nation, Those Northern things SEPTENTRIONAL, Our friend Barbara Gorman asserts, Ah, SEPTENTRIONAL is way of life, The poor girls up there have to live Things of the North, SEPTENTRIONAL, And I can surely tell you A simple partition, the SEPTUM, Each nose has a SEPTUM and wings, There once was a lady bodacious, For those whose cerebrum's not spacious, SEQUACIOUS people are dull SEQUELA for dereliction He swore that old girl friend he'd shun, SERENDIPITY is a great way Serried troops reviewed SERIATIM, Casanova, great lover, gals date him, Floyd, a killer SERIATIM, SESQUIPEDALIAN? Now there's a laugh. Scops that are SESQUIPEDALIAN With such long words SESQUIPEDALIAN When your words are SESQUIPEDALIAN, Word excess SESQUIPEDALIAN, Don't throw out those "houses of glass" We really don't mind it a bit, SESQUIPEDALIAN writing, Elocutions pedantic, eschew them; Consider the phrase "settle down" The first word is "settle," 'tis true. You'd better not hire a hall My mother's young sister, today, The SEXTANTS that were used at sea, In pursuit of her needs she's undaunted; Three couples are sharing a bed, So if two folks make a duet, An orgy would be a SEXTET, If barbershop four got to SEXTET, Usual SHAGGY DOG STORY's running The very first SHAGGY-DOG STORY: Could just barely see the newspaper, He saw an ad in "Lost And Found". And then he became quite elated; So he left his watering hole, Went to the palace, pants all baggy. SHANGRI-LA may be place that's ideal, Down in LA, lush utopia, The cynical public will name In France they are slow but not lame, The ex-con pulled another SHENANIGAN A winsome young woman, Miss Hannigan, Tricks or mischievous SHENANIGAN Now Paddy, his wife often said, It seem a perpetual truth: The Dems' SHIBBOLETH'S "Tax and spend." Jack to meet Jill, no SHILLY-SHALLY. Jack and Jill went from the valley, When push comes to shove, down and dirty, Irascible, bad tempered, SHIRTY, As they settled into the bridal suite, The SHIVAREE that the crowd brings,
Is from champs of animal's rights.
The thought they give vent:
That things SENTIENT,
Deserve to be treated as wights.
--- Chris Papa
He looks out for squirrel or man
That might soon attack
The folks of his pack,
And with gleaming canines barks ban.
--- Chris Papa
Protecting his own from all hurt.
I wouldn't abuse
The word to name news
Which spreads propaganda and dirt.
--- Chris Papa
'Tis best to begin with trenchant
Remarks on her flair,
Not color of hair,
Or she'll dump you for someone SENTIENT.
--- J'Carlin
SEPTEMTRIONAL realm's poorest,
For each little leaf,
Ecology's grief,
I guess you can call me a Gore-ist.
--- Karen
Instead of refering to North,
Long syllable thing,
Will from my mouth ring,
SEPTENTRIONAL will come forth.
--- Chris Papa
Like daffodils with expectation,
The grannies and gramps
Leave their winter camps
In SEPTENTRIONAL migration.
--- Chris Papa
As guiding stars by some seeable,
Support your wager
On Ursa Major,
While hoping for bet ends agreeable.
--- Daniel Ford
Alaska living is her just desserts.
Support your wager
On Ursa Major
Though I think extreme cold just hurts.
--- Chris Papa
If you won't mind just a bit of strife!
Short and long days
With ice foggy haze,
And mayhap an iced water pipe.
--- Barbara Gorman
And never with men "blueballs" give.
They're that way eternal
From damn cold infernal,
And rubbing noses seductive.
--- Chris Papa
Are often also small tree sonal,
Because of the cold
And boreal fold
Of icy aurora coronal.
--- Daniel Ford
Lots of things besides balls can turn blue!
But if below freezing,
It can be most pleasing
Making love inside an ice igloo.
--- Barbara Gorman
Allows separates where we've kept 'em,
Keeping things peptic
From the ones septic,
Or sperm from partners when we've slept 'em.
--- Daniel Ford
To which in fad fashion oft brings
This new generation
Much perforation,
With baubles and bangles and rings.
--- Chris Papa
Who felt no need to be SEQUACIOUS.
Men tried to squeeze her,
Were eager to please her;
Her gifts are in chateau quite spacious.
--- Chris Papa
'Tis best to act in ways SEQUACIOUS,
Than boldly confide
That what's there inside,
Are ideas ill-thought and fallacious.
--- Chris Papa
Who, with others would intellect cull,
And parrot their thought,
Hoping not to get caught,
Producing shit straight from the bull.
--- Barb
About contagion restriction,
And price you both pay
For such careless play:
Mutual sex interdiction.
--- Elois
Who, though she provided much fun,
And in bed a real swell-a,
Most recent SEQUELA,
Much pain and a pus penile run.
--- Chris Papa
To have great things find light of day.
It comes as a great shock,
Hid under a rock;
Like finding a pearl stuck in clay.
--- Chris Papa
General reported verbatim.
Many divisions
Have filled my visions
And continued ad nauseatim.
--- Daniel Ford
Deflowered them SERIATIM,
They all had their fun,
But when he was done,
Not one had managed to mate him.
--- Chris Papa
Of mosquitoes as they ate him.
Sucking corpuscles
From his calf muscles,
One by one sent to their fate, grim.
--- Darryl
Descendant of Sasquatch? I will have
To assume she was mated
When aliens raided
And bore a large child "Bigfoot and a half!"
--- Gary Hallock
Quite dexterously would not fail in
Fitting their chaff
In a foot and a half
Of a Pentatette brobdingnagian.
--- J'Carlin
And badinage colored azalean,
I cannot but think
That such a big stink
Belongs in the outback Australian.
--- Daniel Ford
One's sentences may seem quite alien.
Your reader's confused;
They shouldn't be used,
Especially not when e-mailien.
--- Gary Hallock
Like ancient hairy mammalian,
Snuffleupagus;
Does often trouble us,
More after night Bacchanalian.
--- Daniel Ford
Since when did that thwart a smart ass
From lobbing a stone
At anyone's throne.
I'll lob back the shards and still sass.
--- J'Carlin
Go get an occasional hit
From a smart rapscallion,
SESQUIPEDALIAN,
Whose lengthly scansions won't fit.
--- Chris Papa
A sure literary sighting,
Shows author is using
Tactics abusing,
In a way that is rarely inviting.
--- Chris Papa
I, generally speaking, won't do them.
A few affectations
On special occasions;
Some polysyllabic, but few o'them.
--- Gary Hallock
This is file jml
It's one that is bantered around.
But what can be inferred?
Let's consider each word,
and see if the sense can be found.
--- Anon
But who wants to settle, do you?
The second word, "down"
Generally said with a frown,
Is redundant, it seems on review.
--- Anon
For bold SEXCENTENARY ball,
Because, my poor dears,
Most men of those years
Don't celebrate sex much, at all!
--- Chris Papa
Seduced me, to see if I'm gay.
Entente cordiale,
So good for morale --
My SEXTANTe has led me astray.
--- Nick
Are antiques now, evidently.
In maritime grind,
The GSP's find
Exactly where ships ought to be.
--- Chris Papa
Her assets she's brazenly flaunted.
She'd never say "can't",
My over SEXTANT,
Who always gets just what she's wanted.
--- Elois
Swapping mates and giving head.
This orgiastic exhibition
Gives a new definition
To the word SEXTET, 'tis said.
--- Norm Brust
And four folk make up a quartet,
It still won't be wrong
When six break into song,
Dub them "The High Toned" SEXTET.
--- Barbara Gorman
Where several can give as they get.
The gender does not count;
These days some will mount
Partners whose prime doc's a vet.
--- Chris Papa
Singing for Clinton would be vexed yet.
Perhaps soixante neuf be
Lewinsdky in mufti,
Giving a fellow tea au sexe-tete.
--- Daniel Ford
Involves much elaborate cunning,
To describe each blade mown
And elicit great groan
From the punch line's horrendous punning.
--- Daniel Ford
Since his day's work in the stone quarry,
Joe was very drunk
And smelled like a skunk,
Not fit to drive home his lorry.
--- Larry
By the dim light of the barroom taper.
Fuzzy eyesight too,
From drinks quite a few;
He could cause other drunks by his vapor.
--- Larry
"Lost one shaggy dog type of hound,
Large money reward --
Signed British Lord."
And the drunk in the pub looked around.
--- Larry
What he spied, reward was rated.
At the end of the room,
A large dog did loom,
With shaggiest hair, not plaited.
--- Larry
And took the dog to his shack as a goal.
Cleaned up and changed clothes,
Sprayed essence of rose,
And went with dog to get his dole.
--- Larry
Lord opened door, aged and craggy.
"You advertised for
Shaggy dog and more?"
"Yes, but he wasn't that shaggy."
--- Larry
Unfortunately, nowhere that's real.
There is little joy
'Cause man will employ
Destructive will with great zeal.
--- Chris Papa
A traveler's cornucopia.
A great place to stay,
I'm sorry to say
Is not in Ethiopia.
--- Darryl
The folks who deserve all the blame
For tax, never ending,
And pork barrel spending;
The pols, so good at their SHELL GAME.
--- Chris Papa
And the manner of fraud is the same.
But I get the hunch,
They cheat after lunch,
'Cause they play the snail SHELL GAME.
--- Kitten
And found himself in the can again.
Sharing a cell
With a ne'er-do-well --
A pol who stole votes when he ran again.
--- Norm Brust
Engaged in a sexy SHENANIGAN
With lusty old dyke
And said, "This I like!
I'll never to back to a man again."
--- Gary Hallock
Are dirty to Mrs Hannigan;
They're not just hijinx,
"They stink!"'s what she thinks,
"And you boys might find your fanny tan!"
--- Daniel Ford
Was very attentive in bed.
"It's that man, again.
His SHENANIGAN
Will bring one more mouth to be fed."
--- Chris Papa
SHENANIGANS of era's youth
Are to an adult
Equated with "cult"
And thought of as being uncouth.
--- Chris Papa
While GOP's "Entitlements end."
In this silly season
Abandon all reason,
And just leave the chad in, my friend.
--- Chris Papa
For if Jack should then dilly-dally,
As rising up late
Or swinging on gate,
Jill might forth with Willy sally.
--- Daniel Ford
Cautioned to not SHILLY-SHALLY.
What happened on hill,
Till Jack had his fill,
Only Jill knows, as she kept a tally.
--- Chris Papa
Most men prefer women who're flirty.
But flee from the kind
And say, "Never mind,"
To those who are sulky and shirty.
--- Chris Papa
As though once flogged by someone quirty,
Are surely not moods
Liked in girls or foods,
The chef has presented as purty.
--- Daniel Ford
The groom sat and stared at his feet.
"It's that damn SHIVAREE
That's getting to me.
I don't think I can keep with the beat."
--- Norm Brust
To top off the nuptual flings,
Creates quite a din,
Disguising within,
The loud creak of banging bed springs.
--- Chris Papa
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